Prolly the uk govermemnt buying tickets as they need to grow the magic money tree
384 posts • joined 30 Jun 2009
Bit late i know
We normally get the users laptop passwords / bitlocker keys cellotaped to the laptop..
We then have to tell them not to do this and why but goes in one ear out the other
1/2% Crap in the uk if you work for goverment thats higher then the yearly pay rise!
just a thought
Whats to stop them dropping an image on the drive etc etc (if they are worth there salt make it come from an earlier point in time)
then claim the bounty?
Like to play swap out
We got a load of HP laptops all indentical which run Igel client configured for Citrix use.
We get the odd call to say its running slow when they log on etc (Just normally reset the citrix profile as nowt special saved in it)
But always get the odd person who wont have it so we keep a couple of spares and just swap the laptop out for a spare one and put the swopped one back out in stocl untill the next call and swop again.
We dont even bother to boot the things up when swopped as there is really no point..
its the illusion you have done something that pays off
wonder if "Crapita" are a hidden investor lol
Wait for it....
Going to be Lindows next (Yes i know it existed ages ago and microsft moaned about it)
But this will be the new and improved microsoft approved version........ God help us all
Time to wheel out my old 3210.....
Its not cool to use my Napster (Before Metalica killed it) version....
So given i was 19 in 1999 now 18 years on.. Crap am middle aged doh
Yup there still is..
On the side of a curved main road as well..
One good crash and yup you guessed it
The trick is dont sleep and you get your full bandwidth.......at 3am
Re: It's coming!
Try ublock origin much better then adblockplus
Yay Uk Justice....
Computer misuse crimes carry more of a sentence then murder in the uk....
If they stop hiking up there prices.
Come up with a better pricing system.. (I don’t want your sodding land line or TiVo)
Deliver the speeds they promise.
And sort out them dreadful super duds
In all Fairness
TV in the uk is crap.
You get the odd decent program and thats about it.
I do watch youtube but its normally background noise on tv. such as the WatchMojo etc
EVblog fun to watch, Tear down Vids usefull etc etc
Whats this Edge you speak of
Oh hang on i know..
Used to download the browser of your choice (Then Windows gets into a fight with you about it being set as the default browser)
time to dust off my old Amiga
Why he did it from his home internet??
If he had the intellgince to borrow said usernames etc surley had the sense to not use his own isp..
Hell i would not even use my own laptop
Ashes to Ashes
About 3 years had a call from local Crem to report PC kept shutting down near the Crem machine where the bodies go.
So sent across one of the minions to go take a look and he bought it back to site as indeed was over heating.
So the poor lad takes this apart and its full of (I kid you not) white soot.
So he happily goes on with clean it out etc.. untill i explain to him what the soot could possiably be...
Image that your last resting place wedged in the back of an HP DC5750.....
Kirk bumps into it.....
Shame they can not sort out there over subsribed network.
On the plus side mines sat in modem mode.. Shame they dont do a small box version for people who use there own routers :0 (DD-WRT)
Re: Oh thanks, now I'll have bloody Bomb the Bass stuck in my head all day!
Lol beat me to it..
Amiga version i hope!
V For Vendetta
Give it 20 years and will be just like the film!!!
i like this game
Me and my friends have the who can keep them on the phone the longest
Same dudes that do the PIP...
What could possibly go wrong
Re: Being on a placement myself...
Very very true....
Might bring in a xbox for the next one
Ahh teh 3 month review
I get a refund every 3 months off them for there sloowwww service
i just wondered over to smyths toys and bought it
Suppose its better
Then apples you are holding it wrong line....
Ha i see
They rebadged the mega patch to anniversary..
is this just not a service pack....
Sod it switching back to 0s2....
I had a lifemobile 3g sim.
They launched teh offer for 10 quid so signed up.
Got sent a new plusnet sim to replace old one.
Had no 4g data for 2 weeks.
Rang up again to be told i would have to be sent another 3g life mobile activate that sim then stick in another 4g sim and activate that and all was well..
What a game though
It should be the pop up edition
It Could just be
The hop to GCHQ keeps playing up ......
We don't like you using classic shell so we have removed it for you...
Which i thought was nice.....
What next.... we see you have lots of porn and we have removed it for you....(Thats stored on the 02 USB stick now)
Swap out Hal for Cortana :- http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0002900/quotes
Re: Windows Vista?
How would you tell if Vista had a virus.........
I thought it was the virus ;-0
This sprang to mind
I don't really need a new device every 2 years that does the same as the old device...
Soon we will all be getting 3-4 year contracts....
We get a nokia 3100 ring tone of "Feed the world"?
Re: Seriously WTF?
Ahh Good old Dopus... :-0
Am i right in thinking if you have a dodgy version of win 7 ultimate this will free upgrade to win 10 pro....
Only wonder as my new lappy has win 10 home and could in theory wipe clean install win 7 ultimate and up to 10 pro??
But as it is microshaft will get shafted some where along the way...
So when the drive goes tits up Seagate support can advise your data floated away.....
Or is the Helium the next step to help you to the cloud...... ;-0
And in Sandwell
We have moved over to office 365 and the cloud wonders off at least twice a week
Gordons alive..... ok will get coat and hat
Time to Dust off
My VHS of Space balls.....
Shame they never made a Space balls 2 "The search for more money"
When we are bored at lunchtime we go and wind them up the chuggers its fun.
I like the question do you watch online films... and i go well does xhamster count.... and pornhub.com....
They go quite then, so i wonder off
Too much Keynaster..
Wonder if the backdoor password is "Gozer"
Just a thought thats all..
How odd seems a odd thing to do then we could al in theory upgrade to win 10 pro for free....
Asking as new laptop came with win 10 home...
Win 7 to Win 10
Ok i could be wrong here....
If you have win 7 ultimate dodgy copy it will upgrade to a free win 10 pro activated?
are taking over the hosting.... ;-0
Farther Dougall and Teds "My Lovely Horse" entry?