* Posts by Paul 131

32 posts • joined 11 Aug 2009

New Jersey car prang woman blames carjacking

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why is this news?

are you so bored on Friday afternoon that you publish dribble of this magnitude... who the f*ck cares!

Woman sues Google after highway knockdown

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FAIL

no warning on iPhone

so I guess google maps on mobile devices needs a little fine tuning. One the other hand what happened to common sense?

Lord of the Rings man made a Knight

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@Anonymous Coward (anus ignoramus)

Casting an eye back to "Meet the Feebles", gotta start somewhere.

Nokia: digital SLRs are doomed

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FAIL

why?

Print this wishi washi bullshit!

BlackBerry sees iPhone shrink in rear view mirror

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Beyond hope

Microsoft is well & truly FUCKED

Apple's iPad - 'Will It Blend?'

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WTF?

Fucking redneck

What a fitting story for the 'el reg demented reader base.

Whatever happened to the email app?

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Postbox anyone?

Anyone checked out Postbox which is based on Thunderbird.

http://postbox-inc.com/

Runs rings around Mac Mail which is my view has a rather dated interface.

Israeli raid scrubbed after errant Facebook post

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Well after 62 years...

...of ethnic cleansing operations against the Palestinians, it just goes to show the mentality of the combat troops and it has made my day!

Mozilla becomes latest to dump Mac OS X 10.4 support

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Happy

Re: And another thing

How about cassette tapes as I am keen to run FF 3.x on my ZX81!

Carly Fiorina unleashes 'demon sheep'

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Grenade

presdential bid next?

Great running mate for radneck Palin

iPad runs Windows, Nokia runs OSX

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Steve Ballmer defaces fanboi MacBook

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Paris Hilton

seriously!!!

It never ceases to amaze me reading the immature comments posted my monkey boys on this site. The guy autographs a laptop & (for once) actually reveals on the moment with a joke. So on with the monkeytard jokes (cheapest mac on eBay blah blah blah). Children please get ya head out of johnny boy next doors arsehole!

Even Paris saw the funny side...

Top Tory strategist arrested in Brum

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WTF?

Being a Tory has the obvious genetic abnormalities but...

"failing to produce a ticket quickly enough"

How long was he fumbling through his pockets/wallet/briefcase?

Secondary pupils get free iPhones in edu-app trials

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Headmaster

Schools kids & mobiles...

It's a mobile phone on which kids you can play games... Go figure!!!

On the other had maybe the iPod Touch would be a more suitable device for this trial...

McKinnon lawyers file last gasp extradition appeal

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FAIL

this is getting boring...

Think about the Time before you do the Crime!!!

Mars rover faces icy death

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Jobs Horns

re: Still amazing

I am surprised NASA has not developed an app for controlling those things from the iPhone, though I guess getting it past the Apple Store border control police could be a hurdle...

Microsoft admits Mac was Windows 7 muse

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FAIL

quack quack

Looks like a Duck

Talks like a Duck

Walks like a Duck

Carl! Icahn! quits! Yahoo!

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what goes around, comes around...

GOOD F*KING RIDENCE!!!

Steve Ballmer's Windows 7 dance party

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FAIL

yawn...

Ballmer is an idiot dot com

Fanbois howl over data-munching Snow Leopard bug

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FAIL

whether you are a BallmerTard or fanboy

The lack of backup is just asking for trouble!

Ballmer mixed on Windows 7's success

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FAIL

In reality...

Windows 7 is nothing more than Service Pack 2 for Viruses Intruders Spyware Trojans & Adware

Orange picks Milton Keynes for flagship store

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WTF?

ulterior motives...

iPhone launch site?

iPhone voted UK's 'coolest brand'

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Happy

reg reader base...

very clearly comprise a large proportion of Top Gear Cock Suckers just hangin' out for a Windows 7 launch party. Redefines loserdom to the nth degree!

Microsoft takes on Wet Willie's to punt Windows 7 in Paris

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FAIL

OMG!!!

The result of a $300,000,000 advertising campaign?

Open all Windows. Doorways may be crammed by folks trying to get out.

YouTube Lad from Lagos stranded in London

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getting very boring

Don't you have anything interesting to report?

Exploding iPhone total rises as Oz officials probe alleged fakes

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FAIL

Re: Pick your side now

You set a new benchmark in loserness young man.

Man catches MSI laptop with... his arse

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No thanks

very poor taste indeed.

Exploding iPhone injures French teen

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@Anonymous Coward

Show us ya balls son!

Best Buy demos Dell netbook running... Mac OS X

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just the beginning...

It may take the removal of the "Reality Distortion Field" but OS X is sure destined for the mainstream market!

Microsoft nails retail store logo and locations

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FAIL

been there, done that...

Come Zune to a Toilet near you!

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