* Posts by dave 93

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You can blame laziness as much as greed for Apple's New Year shock

dave 93

The price you pay for performance and privacy

Apple products are more expensive to produce than rivals due to the additional cost of OS development, allowing optimal performance from Apple hardware, and long, up-to-date device life.

The only mobile alternative is Google's Android, and Apple make a point of not using your behavioural data to sell you things, and not providing back-doors to Law enforcement.

The Great British Curry: Put down the takeaway, you're cooking tonight

dave 93

Garam Masala Beans

Tin of Baked Beans, dessert spoon of Garam Masala. Thats it...

Don't judge me...

Chuck this on expenses: £2k iPad paints Apple as the premium fondleslab specialist – as planned

dave 93
Happy

Don't worry about Apple

The new iPad Pro is pretty much sold-out already. You will just have to wait....

Amazon is at this point a money-printing cloud machine with a grocery store in the parking lot

dave 93

Re: They’re still the most shit

Netflix runs on AWS

Android Phones are 10: For once, Google won fair and square

dave 93

What phone do you use Mr Orlovski?

Methinks Andrew doth protest too much.

Android phones of all calibre are obsoleted through lack of support after a year or two.

Great for selling new phones, but unnecessary and damaging for the ecosystems, real and commercial.

You know all those movies you bought from Apple? Um, well, think different: You didn't

dave 93
WTF?

Apple could put a copy in your iCloud

Apple could put a copy of a purchased movie into your iCloud automatically, if they know they will lose the rights at some future point. Am I missing something?

Buttonless and port-free: Expect the next iPhone to be as smooth as a baby's bum

dave 93

No ports makes the iPhone more secure

Worth mentioning that having no hardware I/O has the potential to make the device much more 'tamper proof' which is good for security and bad for tinkerers...

Can't wait for Linux apps on Chrome OS? And you like stability? We'll see you in December, then

dave 93

5 second boot time never gets old...

dave 93

Old computers that still power up...

...can get a new lease of life if you put ChromeOS on them.

Neverware Cloudready is a revelation for nuking and making old hardware usable...

Might even have enough CPU and storage to make 'Russian doll LinuxOS, in a Linux BrowserOS' viable...

dave 93
Coat

'command limes' LOL

10Mbps for world+dog, hoots UK.gov, and here is how we're doing it

dave 93
Thumb Down

Who needs fiber?

150Mb on 4G network is common, up to 250Mb is possible...

Hip hop-eration: Hopless Franken-beer will bring you hoppiness

dave 93
Pint

Genetically Modified Yeast...

No way I am going to choose to pay for GM beer over non-GM beer, but I don't live in North America where GM produce is allowed to be sold unlabelled, and you don't have a choice...

Amazon manages to find a mere sliver of profit – just $2bn – out of $61bn in end-of-year sales

dave 93

$2B is a fucking big 'sliver'

It is also 3.3% of earnings, which is not too shabby when Amazon is still investing strongly to grow...

Why did top Home Office civil servant lobby Ofcom for obscure kit ban?

dave 93

After Brexit, rip-off mobile charges will come back

And these gateways have the potential to allow entrepreneurs to undercut mobile operator's ability to gouge customers, like they did in 'the good old days'.

Follow the money - does Sir Philip Rutnam have links to any mobile operators?

Remember the 'budget' iPhone SE? Apple plans an update – reports

dave 93
Trollface

Orlowski's iPhone 'Damascus' moment reveals he's just a cheapskate...

After years of slagging Apple in general, and the iPhone in particular, now we find out it was only ever the price that put him off. I bet he secretly uses an Apple MacBook too...

dave 93

Re: UK street price (for a refurbished....

All Apple refurbs get a new case, new battery and full warranty. Just sayin'

https://www.apple.com/shop/browse/home/specialdeals/iphone

Donald Trump's tweets: Are they presidential statements or not?

dave 93

The 'Covfefe' Act will take care of this

Seriously...

https://www.engadget.com/2017/06/12/tweets-will-be-official-presidential-records-if-the-covfefe-act/

First iPhone X fondlers struggle to admit that Face ID sort of sucks

dave 93
Stop

You know what kinda sucks, reviewing a product you've never touched or seen.

While other actual hands-on reviewers are impressed with the iPhone X, Orlowski gets his Apple hate on.

What phone do you use Andrew? What laptop do you use Andrew? What desktop do you use at work Andrew? Surely not an Apple device...

Off-brand tablets look done, but big players are growing

dave 93
Mushroom

Much hyped 'death of the iPad' is wishful thinking - 11% year-on-year growth

Apple's iPad is the only tablet on the market that will continue to get updates and support after you hand over your cash. For that reason alone, iPads are a better investment than any Android or Fire device.

EU tells Facebook and Twitter: Obey us or we'll start regulating

dave 93

This article is all over the place...

Contradicts itself in consecutive paragraphs.

"These, .. are intended as much as a chance for the EU to flex its regulatory muscles as to reign in the worst excesses of the American companies that dominate today's consumer-facing World Wide Web.

Both Facebook and Twitter have been dogged by scandal after scandal in recent years, including serving as platforms for Russian disinformation campaigns during last year's US elections."

Personally, I believe that compelling companies to be responsible for their content, and to pay tax on profits made in the EU is a good thing.

Huawei reckons it can strong ARM its way into AI world with new chips

dave 93

What are 'artificial intelligence tasks'?

'Managing' network traffic...

Huge flying arse makes successful test flight

dave 93

'world's largest flying craft' - I think not...

Saturn V rocket weighed around 3000 tons, and was 110m long.

Airlander 10 is 20 tons, and 90m long.

Well, hot-diggity-damn, BlackBerry's KEYone is one hell of a comeback

dave 93

It's not a BlackBerry...

It's an Android phone with a keyboard.

There won't ever be a KEYtwo.

Apple fanbois are officially sheeple. Yes, you heard. Deal with it

dave 93

More Apple ClickBait

From the site that loves to hate on Apple, despite all their hacks using iPhones and Macs. Sad...

Troll it your way: Burger King ad tries to hijack Google Home gadgets

dave 93
Facepalm

OK Google...

Play Rick Astley - Never going to give you up

SWIFT on security: Fresh anti-bank-fraud defenses now live

dave 93

Re: Not much of a 'Society' more like a faceless corporate.

Which is why new fintech companies like Transferwise are eating their lunch in consumer area. Forex trough is getting smaller, and moving to EU...

dave 93
Unhappy

Misleading title

I assumed your story was referring to @SwiftOnSecurity Twitter account with 180k followers, including El Reg. Not cool.

'Clearance sale' shows Apple's iPad is over. It's done

dave 93

'Victim' of their own success - Apple's $750b 'mistake'

My iPad 2 is still going strong, and has only just been made obsolete with iOS 10. That is Apple's only real problem with the iPad - they made them too well, and they kept supporting them too long, so nobody bothered upgrading, yet...

TBH the same is true of Apple laptops and desktops - 10 year old Macs are still perfectly usable, and have only just been made obsolete with Sierra. Unsurprisingly, customers like devices that 'just keep working', and they remain loyal because of that.

Android and Windows are such fragmented environments, with most devices abandoned at birth by their manufacturers, and that is why users and developers continue to support iOS and MacOS devices.

dave 93
WTF?

If you wish hard enough - it might come true

More Orlowski 'Apple is dead!' bollocks.

Pull your head out of your backside and visit some actual schools and universities, then bask in the glow of illuminated Apple logos.

Those who choose their own portable computing devices choose Apple, especially if Mum & Dad are paying!

iPhone is still better than Android.

iPads make other tablets look like a poor joke.

Macbooks are a beacon of high-quality consistency in a world awash with crappy laptops. MS Surface is a pathetic attempt that doesn't even know what it is!

Again I ask Andrew Orlowski directly (even though he never answers)...

* What phone do you use?

* What laptop do you use?

* What type of computers sit on the desks at El Req HQ?

UK to block Kodi pirates in real-time: Saturday kick-off

dave 93
Facepalm

Next Kodi update will include built in VPN/Proxy...

...or some other way of masking requesting IP addresses.

Opera browser has this facility built in for free already.

UK Home Office warns tech staff not to tweet negative Donald Trump posts

dave 93

Don't use the words Donald Trump

There are plenty of other instantly recognisable synonyms based on his appearance, policies and moral compass. Just sayin'

Nuclear power station sensors are literally shouting their readings at each other

dave 93

Read the article, then google TCP/IP Transport Layer

Security, including authentication and encryption are performed in other layers...

"Jones likes to compare Chirp to TCP/IP. It is a transport layer: while the encoding works "in much the same way as Morse code", to brand Chirp inherently insecure because of that is a bit like complaining about someone who picks up a megaphone and reads out his passwords in clear text.

"You can layer other technology on top of Chirp," Jones told his audience. "We provide the networking medium, then you can use that."

dave 93

Google Chrome has a free extension - Google Tone

Google Tone is a Chrome extension that lets you click a little megaphone icon to 'shout' the URL of the page you are viewing, and all other Google Tone equipped browsers in earshot will go to the same page. Actually useful, and quite fun, in a classroom environment.

Why Apple's adaptive Touch Bar will flop

dave 93

Er, you appear to be mistaken, again...

Surprising news, but the Reg's Apple hatred prevents them from reporting that the new Macbook Pro, yes the one with only USB-C, touchbar and high sticker price is killing it, and has accumulated more revenue than any other laptop this year in five days!

https://intelligence.slice.com/apples-macbook-pro-launch/

dave 93
Boffin

Two computers for the price of one

The Touch Bar is a separate, on-board computer running watchOS that 'talks' to the Macbook Pro running macOS, The possibilities are actually quite interesting - low-power watchOS, which is fairly capable for messaging etc. could run for literally months on a Macbook battery.

dave 93

Re: Apples and Lemons?

As the Touch Bar is actually a separate computer running it's own OS, it might be 'divorced from reality' when macOS apps misbehave, and vice versa. Interesting times...

dave 93

Re: Apples and Lemons?

You have to use the TouchID button to escape. To legally confirm that you chose that option.

Got a cold flannel? Acer Q3 profits were bigger than cost of your lunch

dave 93

This is news?

Of course, there is actual recent news about laptop sales. Surprising news, but the Reg's Apple hatred prevents them from reporting that the new Macbook Pro, yes the one with only USB-C, touchbar and high sticker price is killing it, and has accumulated more revenue than any other laptop this year in five days!

https://intelligence.slice.com/apples-macbook-pro-launch/

Adblock overlord to Zuckerberg: Lay down your weapons and surrender

dave 93

Lazy ad sales teams (and web editors) are the problem, not ad-blockers

If online publishers took the same approach as print publishers and sold ad space directly to clients, then the ads would be more relevant to the publication, and less irritating.

Crucially, if web editors made more effort, and 'hand crafted' client's ads into web pages, then the ad blockers couldn't block them anyway.

More effort for publishers, but a better experience for users.

Microsoft goes back to the drawing board – literally, with 28" tablet and hockey puck knob

dave 93

Very expensive for what it is...

You could buy a 27" 5K Retina iMac AND a 12" iPadPro AND still have $300 left over. Shame really, because it will die on the tree at that price point. Just sayin'

New MacBook Pro beckons fanbois to become strip pokers

dave 93
WTF?

Re: Interesting idea..

Blind users? Seriously, that's the best shade you can throw? They do actually make a model with F-keys.

Squeaky bum time for Apple: It hasn’t made enough iPhone 7 Pluses

dave 93
FAIL

45.5 million iPhone 7s sold in six weeks

Yeah, I'm sure Apple are really, really worried - especially with Samsung Galaxy Note's red-hot performance!

Andrew, what phone is in your pocket? Care to tell us...

dave 93

Demand continues to outstrip supply - Tim Cook

Android users continue to live in parallel reality

People just love their iPhones!

El Reg hacks continue to obfuscate the fact that they all use iPhones & Macs to run the site - lol

Every LTE call, text, can be intercepted, blacked out, hacker finds

dave 93

Re: If you want security, don't use cellular standards

FaceTime was how Erdogan got his message out during the Turkish Coup attempt. Just sayin'

Cabinet Office gears up to ink mega Oracle deal

dave 93
Trollface

You really have a problem with Apple products

Airbrushing the Apple logo from the iMac in the picture is lame. Why do that?

I am still waiting for you to come-clean at El Reg and tell us what kind of computers and phones you use.

Your silence on the El Reg's use, or not, of Apple products speaks volumes...

It's finally happened: Hackers are coming for home routers en masse

dave 93

Who actually owns your router?

I mean the owner, not a hacker. I am guessing that nearly all network terminating equipment is owned by an ISP, not the user. Surely the responsibility for securing this equipment, and the liability for not keeping it secure, is with the ISP. This could be very expensive if a large web retailer suffers a DDOS attack that can be blamed on insecure equipment belonging to another company.

Apple to automatically cram macOS Sierra into Macs – 'cos that worked well for Windows 10

dave 93

Performa 275

Possibly one of the cutest little personal computers ever made - a.k.a. Color Classic in US & Europe

Pretty sure it won't get Sierra pushed to it though...

Oops: Carphone burps up new Google phone details

dave 93

Too little, too late

Google need to fully control hardware and software design to beat the iPhone on stability, security, performance and battery life

Premier League Sky card crims ordered to cough up nearly £1m

dave 93
WTF?

EU Single Digital Market would have stopped the FA & SKY gouging customers across Europe

'They enjoyed lavish lifestyles with the proceeds ... driving expensive cars and buying thousands of pounds’ worth of jewellery.'

Only FA officials and footballers are allowed to behave like this.

Nul points: PM May's post-Brexit EU immigration options

dave 93
Facepalm

What about the 3.5 million EU nationals already in the UK?

And do we really want to swap them for the two million pensioners who retired to Europe?

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