Am I the only one who made the Godfather connection..... I think it went something like this:
Caller; "Don Vlad, someone in Britain has blocked with our internet extortion racket, can you do us a favour and teach him a lesson"
Don Vlad.; "No problem, let me have a word with Donna Theresa and he will suffer"
Caller; "But he's in America at present"
Don Vlad; "In that case I'll talk to Don Don, he owes me a big favour"
Don Vlad; "Don Don, remember that big favour I did you, well I need a little favour from you"
Don Don; "Anything my friend"
Don Vlad; "Well there's this British guy that's stopped some of my friends from making money on the internet and he needs teaching a lesson he will never forget and he's in America right now"
Don Don; "No problem, our Justice Dept has record of blaming other countries citizens for our IT security cockups and trying to extradite them to cover up US messes, what's his name and Ill let my contact know"
and so on
Apollogies to Mario Puzo