* Posts by Jason Hindle

1010 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

Healthy 32-year-old offered COVID-19 vaccine because doctors had him down as 6.2cm tall with BMI of 28,000

Jason Hindle

Re: The reason I lost so much weight in short order?

No different to beef chilli. Depends on the chillis you use (mercurial little buggers at the best of times). Choose badly and the world will fall out of your bottom.

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The reason I lost so much weight in short order?

A healthcare assistant made a colossal conversion error, in his head, and told me I was just short of 20 Stone. It was actually 16; now 12. I suppose the miscalculation could be deliberate. I know the way they inform patients or their cholesterol level can be very misleading... They just add the good cholesterol figure to the bad cholesterol figure and tell you death is imminent. Thanks to that I discovered Quorn chilli ( and recommend it to meat eaters, like myself, and vegetarians alike).

The chips are down. We need your support, semiconductor industry tells US President Biden

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The case for government intervention?

I suppose it depends on whether or not you view the US being able to completely own its own processes and manufacturing for 7nm and smaller chips as being strategic. Then there is the question of whether or not it can be done economically in the face of cheaper competitors without government help. Of course Intel will hold out their hands and say yes to the first and no to the second. Getting at the truth is going to be harder but I get the impression the whole investor model is holding some US sectors back at the moment. Strategically, perhaps it this the US government should be addressing.

UK dev loses ownership claim on forensic software he said he wrote in spare time and licensed to employer

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Re: A perfectly cautionary tale

I think it was the last Labour government that effectively stuffed it for the firemen when they banned work on the side. Apparently, someone who can climb up and down ladders all day, and can carry someone heavier than himself, makes a great roofer and scaffolder. Who'd have thunk that?

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A perfectly cautionary tale

I don’t know of any tech company that doesn’t have an “If you make it, it belongs to us” clause, and in most jurisdictions the law supports that. Some are reasonable enough to include an “if it’s related to our business” clarification. So I can write a dating app (because no one else has thought of that bright idea) without my employer making a claim. In any case, always ask yourself if your private shit and and your employer’s shit might intersect if expressed as a Venn Diagram.

To be clear, I’m choosing not to express an opinion either way here (but feel free to infer). This is not new. Employed tradesmen used to call private work for a bit of pocket money, at the weekend (often using the company’s tools, just like today), as doing a foreigner. Employers didn’t like it then; less so now.

Recovery time objective missed by four weeks, but Parler is back online

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Re: Who's the audience?

"No "Cancel culture" is a bullying tactic that is used in order to ensure that other points of view are not heard."

I think that depends on who/what is being cancelled. I'm a bit rusty on my history, but the last time the kind of people who say "The Jews will not replace us" were given a platform, it didn't end well?

Windows' cloudy future: That Chrome OS advantage is Google's to lose

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The whole Android/Chrome OS thing is important

Apple has absolutely murdered Google (and Android in general) in the the bits of the tablet market that actually matter*. A Chrome OS tablet, with good Anroid compatibility and touch support in general is probably Google's last best chance of making inroads into a space owned by Apple. The Slate was a mess.

* People who actually pay for apps and content, not to mention enough of a device to work with.

Apple offends devs by asking for Developer Transition Kits back early, then offering them a measly $200 off an M1 Mac

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An M1 Mac Mini isn't going to break the bank

And is going to be somewhat more powerful than the loader it replaces (at a $200 discount). As always, happy to receive the downvotes for a contrarian stance.

There's no 'I' in Teams so Microsoft issues 6-month warning for laggards still on Skype for Business Online

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Skype for Business (aka Lipstick on a Lync)?

Kill it now! Kill it with fire! We got lucky - the office migrated fully to Teams in Feb 2020 (after which everyone stopped using the consumer Skype they preferred to Skype For Business). With a pandemic on the way, this turned out to be a smart move.

How do you save an ailing sales pitch? Just burn down the client's office with their own whiteboard

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Some toasters are less equal than others

Back when I was travelling often, I had the ultimate status with a certain hotel chain.... This usually got me a room upgrade (often to a suite), unlimited complimentary minibar and Club access. On a holiday in Malta, I went to the Club lounge for breakfast one morning, grabbed some cereal, put some bread in the toaster, not realising some toasters are less equal than others, and walked off. That turned out to be a big mistake. Fortunately, it was caught quickly when the fire alarms went off and the hotel was surprisingly forgiving.

We'd rather go down in Down Under, says Google: Search biz threatens to quit Australia if forced to pay for news

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Re: Farewell then

“ nope, sorry that was New Zealand. ”

When Kiwis were moving to Australia for (largely manual) work, in the 80s, Prime Minister Rob Muldoon quipped it would raise the IQ of both countries.

Laptops given to British schools came preloaded with remote-access worm

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Re: Can only trust myself

Unfortunately, a lot of children are burdened with normals* for parents.

* Defined as someone who has never heard of The Register.

Barbs exchanged over Linux for M1 Silicon ... lest Apple's lawyers lie in wait

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Re: UNIX 03 certified

Not having a native package manager is a surprising omission from Apple. Brew is alright but not fully supported on M1 (yet).

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It’ll happen

For no other reason than it will sell more Macs. I think Bootcamp will rise again.

Apple reportedly planning to revive the MagSafe charging standard with the next lot of MacBook Pros

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I don’t mind USB-C

Since the MacBook Air (late 2020 variant) is usually plugged into a hub when on the desk, USB-C has the slight advantage of just a single cable into the laptop. However, I prefer MagSafe and I’m not comfortable (although not yet hampered) with the parsimony of ports on the latest MacBooks. My 2015 Pro (13”) has MagSafe, 2 x USB3, Thunderbolt, HDMI and an SD Card reader.

Epic Games files competition lawsuit against Google in the UK over Fortnite's ejection from Play Store

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Re: "it violates our policies"

I think it’s the same with Apple. The end user’s relationship ends up being with Apple; the app producer is effectively cut out.

Dell CTO shares his hottest trends for 2021: Four interesting technologies, one of which is still borderline sci-fi for now

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Re: 5G is fine with the plebs

“ I suggest with 5G we can expect similar and in fact this is exactly what EE are saying, implying that they will be capping 'normal' 5G download speeds at 100Mbps.”

Ookla’s best download result was 397Mbps for me. Best upload speed I’ve had is just short of 40. That doesn’t mean you’re not bang on the money thought. Popular speed test services may well be whitelisted.

Jason Hindle

Re: 5G is fine with the plebs

Sure, I have 5G and I live in the kind of coverage that would make a conspiracy theorist’s eyes swivel independently of one and other. In addition to the attention grabbing download speeds, it gives a consistency of service that 4G does not. Also, since I can end up shunting lot of data about when out and about with a camera, the improved upload speeds are nice. I tend to like improvements on general principle.

I recall similar arguments when 4G arrived. I find these arguments against progress about as compelling as arguing against gravity.

Jason Hindle

5G is fine with the plebs

And no more expensive than 4G on SIM only.

Samsung rolls out new Galaxy S21 range, including extra-lux Ultra

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I would hope it supports Dex.

Salesforce relieves Republican National Committee of its tools citing 'risk of politically incited violence' across the US

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Re: Everyone of these moves

"backs the hardened Trumpists and friends (MAGA, Q-anon etc) even more into a corner.

What's all this about 'cornered rats'?

They won't give up easily."

If the US wishes to remain a democracy (and the popular vote suggests this is the case), these people will simply have to be dealt with. There may well be blood.

Failed insurrection aside, Biden is going to be president in two weeks. What does it mean for tech policy?

Jason Hindle

Re: @AVR Not quite

“ Biden aka China Joe is a puppet.”

As the shit flinging gibbon was Putin’s puppet?

Lenovo ThinkPad Carbon X1 Gen 8: No boundaries were pushed in the making of this laptop – and that's OK

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Nice, but

It has a small problem common to all high end intel ultrabooks at the moment: The late 2020 MacBook Air. It make these expensive laptops look, erm, expensive.

That said, the Carbon is not without its own advantages and, bearing in mind power consumption, Lenovo have managed impressive battery life (and I still slightly prefer the typing experience of my 2015 Carbon to that of the much improved Apple keyboard). Oh, and per the comment above, well done Lenovo for supporting Linux! It's going to make this laptop very desirable for developers looking for something light to carry.

'Following the science' rhetoric led to delay to UK COVID-19 lockdown, face mask rules

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Re: Masks WERE/ARE science

"Too true. Masks ARE established science"

Masks are just used as things that get in the way of other things. In this case, we are hoping they get in the way of an airborne virus. Masks are porous. Otherwise the wearer would have a worse problem than the virus itself. The more porous a mask is, the less COVID it blocks. To mitigate this, a mask made using multiple layers can be used, providing a better aggregate probability of effectiveness. Masks do not in themselves guarantee to stop the spread of the disease. Rather, different masks provide different degrees of protection, typically expressed as probabilities. Numerically illiterate people seriously lose their shit over this, as evidenced by some of the comments above.

See: https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(20)31142-9/fulltext

"These data also suggest that wearing face masks protects people (both health-care workers and the general public) against infection by these coronaviruses, and that eye protection could confer additional benefit. However, none of these interventions afforded complete protection from infection, and their optimum role might need risk assessment and several contextual considerations."

Trump administration says Russia behind SolarWinds hack. Trump himself begs to differ

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So Trump is loyal to his keeper 'til the bitter end

How touching.

Just let this sink in: Capita wins 12-year £1bn contract to provide training services to the Royal Navy and Marines

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Sounds Fishy

Navy's shore-based training in 16 sites across the UK as the lead partner in a consortium, Fisher Price Training, which bid for the work. FTFY.

Speaking of training and outsourcing, we're not quite as dystopian as Africa. Yet... A few years ago, on a business trip to Uganda, I rapidly came to the conclusion that no one in a G4S Uniform should ever be handed an M16 ("Would you be kind enough to point that at someone other me," I said more than once). At some point, someone in government is going to come up with the idea of just outsourcing the military altogether.

What's that coming over the hill? Is it native Office? Microsoft's flagship arrives on Apple Silicon, but you'll have to wait for Teams

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Re: I wonder when it will land for Linux?

I've no idea what Microsoft's plans for Linux* are (other than possibly slowly morphing Windows into a kind of Linux). The main attractions of Mac, for me, is that it is i) Unix, ii) mainstream on the desktop and iii) capable of doing everything I would want to do in either Linux or Windows in one box.

* Though pretty stupid not to have Office - they're missing out on a subscription revenue stream.

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Isn't Teams written in the same Electron framework as VS Code?

That should be sometime early next year. However, both work fine on Rosetta. Going through the Microsoft Auto Updater took a couple of attempts to update my Office.

Overpriced, underpowered, and over here: Microsoft to bring the Surface Duo to British shores in early 2021

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Overpriced, underpowered...

And I didn’t realise it was still not quite here! Then again, would I have noticed if it was here already?

As UK breaks away from Europe, Facebook tells Brits: You'll all be Californians soon

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Well thanks for the reminder Facebook are slime-balls

I can't entirely avoid them, but I can and do limit my exposure.

The three or so people who run Windows 10 on Arm might be glad to know that x64 emulation is in preview

Jason Hindle

Re: The three or so people

“ And they could potentially be the vast majority of Windows on Arm customers.”

Given the number experimenting with qemu (and finding Windows runs faster than current native ARM Window on the bare metal on offer...).

Jason Hindle

The three or so people

I guess Apple has vastly more ARM Mac users already, and their product has been on the market for just a month.

Sod Crysis, can the 21-year-old Power Mac G4 Cube run Minecraft? The answer is yes

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Re: What's old can be made new again...

Well I do know the owner the Trigger's PC. The only thing that hasn't changed in over 20 years is the tower.

HPE to move HQ from Silicon Valley to Texas, says Lone Star State is 'attractive' for recruitment, retaining staff

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Texas doesn't surprise me

Houston OTOH caused the involuntary raising of an eyebrow.

How Apple's M1 uses high-bandwidth memory to run like the clappers

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Long term, I think we will see expansion options

With good memory management, perhaps we could expect little or no noticeable performance decrease where there is a mix of integrated and DIMM memory. That said, it is starting to look like what memory you have goes further on these new Macs (various demos of users maxing out the 8GB MacBooks; lots of vigorous debate around this).

The MacBook Air 2020 M1 sitting behind me (humble base model I've just bought)? Erm, runs like the clappers. Office under Rosetta? About 20 seconds when launching each application for the first time. Near as damnit instant thereafter (proving there is a pre-process step). So, clappers for Office also. I'm a big believer in the capitalist principle that competition is good. This is that massive (and much needed) boot up Intel's arse.

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It's been a while

This Mac user would certainly appreciate a simple box you put additional things into (or replace existing things with better/working things) :-/.

Apple Arm Macs ship, don't expect all open-source apps to work without emulation – here's what you need to know

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Re: From a developer perspective, it's going to be a very mixed bag.

Probably not. Worst issue I had with Big Sur was that it didn't like executables downloaded via a web browser. That is easy enough to sort out:

xattr -d com.apple.quarantine <name-of-executable>

I would hope anything build on the box would run absolutely fine without issues. I do Ja little ava (so none of those binary executable Shenanigans) but would be happy to give helloworld.c a quick try (thirty years, but I think I can manage hell world in c) to prove either way.

Jason Hindle

Re: From a developer perspective, it's going to be a very mixed bag.

We're not exactly discussing this in a place for most people.

Jason Hindle

From a developer perspective, it's going to be a very mixed bag.

It looks like Rosetta pre-compiles intel code rather than translating during execution. I've seen a couple of YouTube vids where the first attempt to lunch an intel app takes quite a bit more time than subsequent launches. I've also seen a demonstration of VS Code running perfectly well. As such, I'd expect intel versions of things like Git and Maven to work perfectly well. That said, for the developer it's going to be a mixed bag:

- Native versions of Java are here already: https://adtmag.com/articles/2020/11/12/azul-supports-apple-silicon.aspx

- But no idea when Homebrew will be available.

For my work, I would want to know that there are either native versions chromedriver and geckodriver or that, at the very least, the intel versions are ok and will play nice with whatever Firefox and Chrome is on the box.

One interesting point to note: The review units Apple sent out all appear to be base, so 8GB and it doesn't look too shabby at all (and might be good enough for most of the users that don't need to run up virtual machines). Speculation on various fora that Apple upped their memory management game.

Overall, I'm seriously thinking of picking up a base Air to play with.

Ericsson warns investors: This Biden fellow coming into the White House may look to resolve China trade dispute...

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Re: It is more than a trade war

"You can say things in front of the White House that would have you removed if you said similar in Tiananmen Square."

Let's hope that still hold true come January.

Apple now Arm'd to the teeth: MacBook Air and Pro, Mac mini to be powered by custom M1 chips rather than Intel

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Re: no homebrew?

Both are coming, as is native OpenJDK. Everyone who uses a Mac in any kind of technical/engineering capacity will have a checklist of things that need to work before they buy one of these boxes.

Jason Hindle

Re: Sales will fall

In three years time, I expect ARM based Windows will be more of a thing and available to virtualise on an ARM based Mac.

Magic! If you have an entry-level iPad, the Combo Touch could make it your workhorse

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I have the version they do for the 11" iPad Pro

And the slightly larger form factor makes it very comfortable to type on and the touchpad is absolutely fine. For none development/work/travel, this will make the iPad the only computer I need*. That said, I do in some ways regret not going for the Magic keyboard which has an extra USB-C port and raises the iPad to the perfect level for video meetings.

* Having taken the time to sort out a photo workflow, video editing and so on.

Tech support scammer dialed random number and Australian Police’s cybercrime squad answered

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The Amazon Prime Scam

A Dalek occasionally calls, claiming to be Amazon Prime and asking us to press 1 if we wish to continue using Prime Services. I worry the scammers will eventually wise up and use the voice of she who cannot be named (we call her Martha in this house).

X.Org is now pretty much an ex-org: Maintainer declares the open-source windowing system largely abandoned

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Re: The power of open-source

“ I would just leave the code lying around somewhere. Someone is bound to pick it up in the future and restart development.”

I think MSFT perhaps already did. It’s how they provide enhanced mode access to Hyper-V hosted Ubuntu (complete pain in the arse to get working with 20.04, btw, but rather nice once working).

Need a new computer for homeschooling? You can do worse than a sub-£30 2007 MacBook off eBay

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Re: Top tip for a Lion browser

I have one of those... Haven't switched it on in years. Thanks for the browser tip. As for Office, it still has a perfectly usable copy of MS Office, from that period, installed.

Even 2020 cannot bring forth the Year of Linux on the Desktop

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The problem for Microsoft?

Windows is increasingly just that. A desktop and not much else. The world is largely Linux. Windows is in danger of rapidly becoming little more than a window onto the world. In the near term, it is smart for Microsoft to see Office (and Azure) as the chicken that lays the golden egg.

It's that time of the year when Apple convinces you last year's iPhones weren't quite magical enough, so buy this new 5G iPhone 12 instead

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I have a an iPhone 7 in very good condition....

And Apple's trade in is actually more generous than I paid for it on eBay.... And the 12 is the first iPhone in years that I think I might actually want.

Hey, pull your nose out of BlackBerry's poor financials and pay attention to this all-singing security doodah

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Re: I still get BB envy

Well Amazon still sells the Key2.... I'm not convinced I'll be able to type on it as quickly as I could with the (T-Mobile UK) Blueberry I used for a few years (it still charges up and switches on, but I doubt it will be very useful even if I could get a SIM to work with it).