It’s all a conspiracy
Perhaps it’s all a big conspiracy of the MSM or whatever. Probably fake news. SAD! Or perhaps his children are (shudder) SJWs. Or maybe snowflakes are virtue signalling* with their own dark Zionist agenda in league with the Deep State (and possibly aliens or lizard people**).
* Yes, I jest. Besides, I prefer virtual signalling to twat signalling.
** An alien anal probing might explain Dad?