* Posts by Jim 59

2047 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2009

The slow strangulation of telework in Australia

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"...we regularly pass around near-gigabyte raw sound recordings of interviews with guests. With my connectivity it takes about half an hour to transfer something like that."

Sorry to snipe, but wouldn't high bitrate MP3 reduce that near-gigabyte WAV to about 60 MB? 256 VBR encoding would do that, and should be good enough for broadcast. Certainly it would put you well ahead of BBC DAB broadcasts in the UK, in quality/bitrate terms.

Whoops, there goes my data! Hold onto your privates in the Dropbox era

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So cloud provider Canopy told The Register that cloud is really important, being increasingly used and that using cloud is an absolute must. This is hardly surprising is it.

Regarding cloud blocking and possible ways to circumvent the blocks, this is dealt with in the Company's acceptable use IT policy, which all employees sign up to and may form part of their employment contract. You may not be able to secure all channels, but then you can't stop your employees stealing office furniture either, if this is what they are determined to do.

Employees should be very careful about defeating the employer's security measures. In the UK it is difficult to dismiss someone from employment. If an employer wants to give you the chop, then evidence you defeated some security measures could be just the excuse they need. And it will all be in the logs, an open and shut case.

How Music Got Free and Creatocracy

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Pirate

Home taping is killing music

Buy with your head, drive with your heart: Alfa Romeo 4C Coupe

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Absolutely smashing. I'm not keen on minimalistic track cars personally, bit if I were, this.

Thing is the 4C, Elise and so on are (even more) expensive when you include the other car you'll also need to own for a bearable life. And the sub 5 second 0-60 is achieved simply by removing most of the car, and then charging buyers a premium for the remainder. Still would though.

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Re: What's with car reviews on an IT site?

Less noise from the cheaper seats please.

20 years ago this week, Microsoft just about killed Australian PC manufacturing

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Lol. I remember an add in PCW mag or somewhere, showing a pretty secretary "lugging" what appeared to be a smallish steel suitcase. I don't think Osborne used the word "luggable", but it has never really been used on any products but theirs.

Incredible nifty at the time though. That fold out screen/keyboard was a wow.

It's OK – this was an entirely NEW type of cockup, says RBS

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I think the real explanation is that the banks haven't hesitated to put their critical infrastructure in the hands of the cheapest guys on the planet, whoever and wherever they may be.

The world .sucks at a minute past midnight on Sunday

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"...defends itself as saying it is empowering consumers to start conversations about brands. It's therefore created an "advocates program" that gives away free .sucks domains to "cause-related, customer service-driven and politically..."

Zzzz whatever. You're chasing a dismal trade selling insult words to carpetbaggers.

Reddit joins the HTTPS-only stampede

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And another thing. Thanks to The Register for the clear headline and nicely written article.

FYI, I won't be reading the other story you have presented under the headline "git commit -m 'Add $200m to GitHub, tweak valuation to $2bn'". Whatever.

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We really should have given up with http when we gave up using telnet in favour of ssh.

Every security improvement is double edged though. In protecting you from snoopers, it also protects ISIS et al in exactly the same way.

Furious Flems fling privacy rule book at Facebook

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Re: Please Cut Out The Cutesie Headlines

The endless pursuit of punning and double-entre laden headlines grows wearisome very very quickly. Apart from anything else, it is infantile.

THIS.

It has also become almost aggressively unfunny. Criticizing the Register feels like arguing with an old friend, but I say it for your own good: I now don't read most register stories because the headline is too baffling. I am not going to click on the story and read 3 paras just to see what the story is about. I will just go to another site. Do you understand ? A dead boring headline would be better than a failed, meaningless, "funny" one.

Again: * if a witty headline doesn't suggest itself then just put a boring but clear one in *

Eg. El Reg says: "Bezos' bozos swing ban-hammer at media player". Right. I don't care. Story unread. Pardon my rudeness.

Raspberry Pi guys want you to go topless in the heat

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Zeitgeist failure

Injection moulded? Not 3D printed? You guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

If I get hit by a bus, Linux will go on just fine says Linus Torvalds

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Good News Everyone!

The systemd team will take over.

Cinnamon 2.6 – a Linux desktop for Windows XP refugees

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Re: I'll stick with my MATE

Glad to see Cinnamon doing well. I am also a Mint 17.1/MATE user with dual monitors. I chose Mint 17 because it is long term support, taking my desktop nicely through to 2019. I chose MATE because it is like Cinnamon but even more lightweight and old school. A proper business desk top.

Mate, Cinnamon. It's all good.

LastPass got hacked: Change your master password NOW

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Re: KeePass

Yeah, that'll work, because I know so much more about system security than the people at LastPass.

The people at Lastpass just strangers, and are not responsible for your security. It is no skin off their nose if your bank account is emptied. Trusting your life/fortune to random Internet companies is about as responsible as taking sweets from a stranger.

The exception would be if you had a contract with Lastpass forcing them to reimburse any losses you suffer, without limit, and pay damages on top. Is that the case ?

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Storing your passwords in the Internet

No.

Vauxhall VXR8: You know when you've been tangoed

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GTR

Still supposedly the fastest car in the world point to point, if Top Gear magazine is to be believed.

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Cheaper than a Nissan GTR (78k).

Microsoft: FINE, we'll help your web sessions be secure, SHEESH

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SHEESH

Slashdot: Internet Explorer 11 Gains HTTP Strict Transport Security In Windows 7 and 8.1

The Register: Microsoft: FINE, we'll help your web sessions be secure, SHEESH

VMware unleashes Linux on the (virtual) desktop

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The Register has turned into one of its own commentards.

Did you almost prang a 737 jet with a drone over Dallas? The FAA would like a word

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Re: Could a drone hurt a 737?

And lastly, if hitting a light plastic drone can damage a landing gear strut (or tire), I wouldn't try to land 45,000 Lbs of aircraft traveling at 130+ knots on it. The loads on a landing gear at touchdown are massive!

Almost as massive as the pwnage delivered to x7 by this post.

Seriously, I saw a video of a passenger jet landing with no front wheel. All it had at the front was the extended strut to which the wheel would normally be attached. The strut remained in place and vertical throughout, plouging along the ground with a plane on top of it. The strength displayed was almost unbelievable, and saved the craft from worse consequences.

Has marketing grabbed the IT reins at your company?

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That's so 1997

http://dilbert.com/strip/1997-06-10

LG G4: Be careful while fingering this leather-clad smartie pants

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Samsung made a mistake taking away the SD card and removable battery. Apple must have been delighted with the S6.

My Galaxy S3 shows no sign of flagging. It is hard to foresee any reason to trade up in the next few years. Unless Samsung kill it with lack of support/updates.

Science teacher jammed his school kids' phones, gets week suspension

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Hero

Guy's a hero, though a little daft for not wondering if the jamming went beyond his classroom.

Obviously cell phones should be banned in the school, all schools.Would also fix 50,000 other problems at the same time.

Couple sues estate agent who sold them her mum's snake-infested house

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Snakes remedy

Just make sure you have enough ladders around the house.

Thousands of 'lost data' reports mean we should ARM the ICO, says infosec bod

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Unintelligible Headline of the Week

Compare with the headlines of 5 years ago. Here's how the Reg got its reputation for clarity and good humour:

http://web.archive.org/web/20100705120959/http://www.theregister.co.uk/

Nokia declares war on data centres to win back telco customers

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They need to think in Finish and not in Microsoft.

Google launches native Android Smart Lock password manager

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Storing your passwords on the Internet

Don't.

Yay for Tor! It's given us ransomware-as-a-service

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@tox_team GET A JOB

City of birth? Why password questions are a terrible idea

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Secret questions are a hangover from the "security" procedures used by banks before the Internet. They never offered much security, for the obvious reasons outlined in the article.

Spotify smashing new media paradigms with something called ‘video’

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"CEO Daniel Ek promised you’ll be grateful for its algorithms. “Recommendations will adapt over time to fit your taste and mood,” he said. As an example, if you’re jogging then Spotify will match a tune with your running pace.

I thought choosing what music to listen to was part of the pleasure of music. Like choosing which wine to drink, or what golf club to use for a particular shot.

Google Maps gets hit with racist White House listing

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Surprised anyone used satnav for that. You practically fall out of the Stockley Park door onto the M25.

Doom is BOOM! BOOM! BACK!

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Also I prefer just to shoot monsters, me vs. computer. A quick 30 minute blast. But single player has all but died out now. It is you vs myriad strangers or nothing.

So why the hell do we bail banks out?

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Because London would never allow its local industry to go into decline.

Reddit: Gonna SCRUB these TROLLS right outa my hair

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Systematic and/or continued actions to torment or demean someone in a way that would make a reasonable person (1) conclude that Reddit is not a safe platform to express their ideas or participate in the conversation, or (2) fear for their safety or the safety of those around them

Sounds like a reasonable policy. But beware the repeated use of "safe" and "safety" - here used as in the loony lexicon of US campus madness - where "safe" means "safe from being exposed to new ideas, facts or anything outside my comfort zone". Urgh.

IN YOUR FACE, Linux and Apple fans! Oculus is Windows-only for now

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And PC users will need a big rig to power virty specs

They already need a big rig to power Windows.

Election? Pah. Here's the REAL question: Who’s the SEXIEST MP?

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It should only show the top 20. Listing those rated least attractive is not nice.

$19 billion made from dumped e-waste every year, says UN

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Solution

Put e-waste into a big box in your loft. At least it won't do any harm there. You never know, one day the world might develop a proper way of dealing with it.

The cost of making something should include the cost of unmaking it.

Amazon creating 500 ‘fulfilling’ jobs in the UK

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Having seen that documentary a couple of years ago, I certainly would not like to work there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkNO8J4XSIc

It seems that you are electronically tagged and timed, having only a set number of seconds to do each pick, and will be sacked otherwise. There are much other unpleasantness too. Somebody above mentioned toilet cleaners and so on, but these jobs ore often better paid (railway worker), have some measure of independence (van driver) and you are not treated like an insect.

Chill, luvvies. The ‘unsustainable’ BBC Telly Tax stays – for now

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Re: Am I the only person...

Indeed. So is the cost of schools, since I don't have any children...

You were, however, likely educated in said schools at other people's expense, including the childless couple next door.

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Re: Am I the only person...

Agree with Boltar that BBC is good value compared to Sky. But there are drawbacks. The Beeb is endlessly annoying and self-promoting, pretending to be a commercial organisation (so it can pay itself like one). Then pretending to be a public broadcaster (so that it can tax us like one). Indulging in chronic group think, failing to tolerate anyone with a differing world view, failing to take an interest in life outside of NW1, and generally acting with the sense of entitlement that comes when you have monopolized the microphone for the last 30 years.

I would like to see it broadened, opened up, rejuvenated, and doing the PS role it was meant to do, broadcasting to the whole nation, and not being hijacked by one ratpack or another. Sorry about the rant.

Massive police 'heavy equipment' robot drags out suspect who hid inside television

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Are we talking robot, or just glorified/armoured/armed remote control car.

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Re: Where's a frackin...

Not a flat screen.

Small WordPress sites leaking like sieves

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For small sites where the only person actually logging in is the owner, a simple safeguard is to move the login script and replace it with an empty file. Just put the file back for a few minutes when you wish to login or logout. As many owners will be logging in once a week or less, it is no big issue.

Also removes the load on the server caused by bots constantly downloading the login page and submitting password guesses. For small servers it can provide a noticeable performance improvement as well as better security.

Volkswagen Passat GT 2.0-litre TDI SCR 190 PS 6spd DSG

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Not sure why everyone is so down on the Passat. Never been in one but they are nice looking cars. True, the black jumpers would prefer an Audi, but others prefer non BMW/Audi for the same reason.

It's too expensive though but.

Systemd hee hee: Jessie Debian gallops (slowly) into view

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[systemd] ...speeds up shutdown times by force killing processes if it has to, which can have unexpected consequences if you're in the middle of something.

Indeed. I am very happy with Linux Mint 17.1, but come shutdown time it simply kills any running apps, even those with open files. Result = regular file corruption for me. Even Windows isn't that stupid, and pauses to let you close files. Thanks, systemd!

Relax, it's just Ubuntu 15.04. AARGH! IT'S FULL OF SYSTEMD!!!

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Re: No thanks

I don't like systemd because of its Windows-esque design ethos. There are some good things about Windows, but the core design definitely isn't one of them. Meanwhile, Unix/Linux has been so successful because it prizes elegance and simplicity over all other design concerns, enabling it to slice through the complexity which is the enemy of all computer systems.

How's systemd managing the dreaded complexity ? Well, it is now over half a million lines...

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Re: systemd? Do not want.

The messaging system at the barn has been running on a Heath H11A since 1979.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Wordpress munching contagion turns Linux servers into spam bots

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For Pete's sake, editors. The linked article does not mention Joomla or Wordpress at all, and the white paper mentions them only once in 23 pages, in a sentence speculating that the infection vector *may* be associated with either platform.

So the Register prints a klaxon headline beginning with "Wordpress..."

Seriously thinking of cancelling my subscription here.

Grooveshark closes, blames 'serious mistake' of not paying for music

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I bought many CDs in the same era as Jay 2. Pocket money just about stretched to vinyl, but CD had to wait until I got a proper job. Nowadays I mainly buy CD from amazon and rip it. I would rather have the disk and data, than just the data.

Miss it though. I remember visiting Virgin records (Durham) in school lunch hour, then being the cool guy at school with my new Stranglers record. Pretty cool.