* Posts by Steve Davies 3

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So, that's cheerio the nou to Dundee Satellite Receiving Station: Over 40 years of service axed for the sake of £338,000

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STEM Education is Expensive

Degrees in Art History (for example) are cheap by comparison.

Uni's in Scotland have been cutting whole Science departments for several decades.

From Memory, Edinburgh Uni flushed its Chemistry department down the drain around 2000 (give or take 5 years).

I've had it with these mother-fscking slaps on this mother-fscking plane: Flight fight sparks legal brouhaha over mid-air co-ords

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Pirate

Re: Common sense in US Law

Anyone involved with the Law in the USA has IMHO to undergo a mandatory frontal lobotomy or other surgery to remove any trace of Common Sense from their body and mind.

Common Sense and Precident do not work well together.

IT is a shame really but Rulez is Rulez and any violation must be punished by 150 years in Gaol even for an offense like slapping a SOB who probably deserved it.

Why Qualcomm won – and why Tim Cook had to eat humble Apple pie

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Unhappy

I think it was Intel wot did it

Once they told Apple that there was no way that they'd meet the deadlines for the 2020 iPhones with their 5G Modems it was game over.

What it will do is spur Apple along with developing their own Modems then they'll be able to give QC the finger (Apart from paying them loadsamoney for their patent portfolio).

From other reports it seems that Apple has got excusivity on the 855 modem whereas all the Android mob will have to make do with the older 850.

I was looking forward to QC's double dipping being aired in a court of law. What am I going to do with all that Popcorn eh?

iOS 13 leaks suggest Apple is finally about to unleash the iPad as a computer for grownups

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Re: 5 people who still care about the iPad

You clearly forgot

2) Tim Cook

3) Steve Jobs's Ghost

4) US NFL Football Teams.

Amazon boss snubs 'expensive', 'sub-optimal' relational databases. Here's looking at you, Larry

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but...

Is this Alexa a real live human and not some blow-up doll that sits next to the black cylinder as sold to him by Amazon (along with the doll naturally)???

{the mind boggles for this time on a Monday... Need more coffee}

Just avoid anything with an Amazon logo (and Google for that matter) on it and eventually the world will be a better place. 1984 is not a sales manual you know.

Being serious for a moment, I feel really sorry for anyone who is really named Alexa (As in a living breathing human). Amazon has put the blight on that name for the forseeable future.

French internet cops issue terrorist takedown for… Grateful Dead recordings?

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Facepalm

Doh!

I'll bet that the Grateful Dead would like to send the French Government on a trip to 'Dark Star' and be subject to listening to G-D live sets as recorded by the audience 24/7 on the journey.

I wonder if there is some comeback that those affected by this f**kup can get from the French as in loads of mulah?

As mentioned they may well be going after the Bible next. Lots of violence in there.

Be wary, traveller: There is no going back if you step over the Windows 10 20H1 threshold

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Isn't agreeing to the EULA a step over the edge

as in a 'step too far'?

As for no going back then a 3-finger salute followed by booting a recovery system and restoring your backup should do it for you

unless MS in their infinite wisdom has nuked this as well?

Close to the Edge

Down by the river (of no return)

Seasons pass you by

(but) I get back...

It's raining patches, Hallelujah! Microsoft and Adobe put out their latest major fixes

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Facepalm

Re: Windows hokey kokey

Then...

oh shit it won't reboot {or worse words to that effect}

then

Reach for backup and curse MS loudly as their update antics waste another day.

Here's what Lynch, Hussain and HPE are saying about Autonomy pre-buyout due diligence

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Paris Hilton

HP screwed up the purchase

and now want blood.

There were failings all around. In

HP... Not reading the company reports.

HP's Auditors ... WTF were they doing especially not issuing a final report

HP ... for trying to do a deal by a date they imposed

Autonomy... for being a shit company that was all smoke and mirrors

The US courts will side with HP because that's what they do. MAGA and all that.

This will run and run though.

Paris because like Brexit, this has already gone on far too long.

Brit rocket boffins Reaction Engines notch up first supersonic precooler test

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Re: Amazing

I'm worried that El Trumpo will declare this testing (in colorado) to be 'In the US National Interest' and declare it US property.

Amazon woes and wins, IBM thinks it's solved employee happiness and Duplex phony phone calls everywhere!

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About to leave for another Job?

If you are at IBM, you will be hoping to get canned the day after you have your new job offer in your pocket.

Otherwise it should be BAU until the day to tell your boss that you are leaving. Give the PHB no warning at all and you might get that raise you want but be prepared to walk (or be escorted by security) out the door within the hour of giving notice. Garden Leave is very welcome at this time of year for... Gardening. :)

Prepare yourselves for Windows 10 May-hem. Or is it June, no, July?

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Re: Can I interest in a bridge?

First, do what Ubuntu does, everyone has the option to run an LTS release that comes out every 2 years and supported for at least 5 years.

Or even better IMHO, do what CentOS does and makes the support last 10 years (or as long as RHEL as it is build from their sources).

Either way provides a totally different level of stability over Windows 10. And no nagware about licenses and updates

Google Pay tells Euro users it has ditched UK for Ireland ahead of Brexit

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Coat

Re: we even see many of the Brexit champions moving their assets abroad

You mean to say that they haven't got their bolt holes already lined up?

I think that they would have had a 'Plan B' all ready and waiting in case the referendum of 2016 went the way of the remainers????

We are doomed I tell ye, doomed.

Mines the one with the keys to my chateau in the Loire in the pocket. :) :)

Prince Harry takes a stand against poverty, injustice, inequality? Er, no, Fortnite

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Re: Thanks Harry

According to the guy (speaking on the Radio yesterday) who had the account, it was Instagram "wot did it" because it was pretty well dormant. He'd now going to use his Twitter account a lot more to stop the same thing happening.

but hey don't let the truth get in the way of slagging off someone.

International Bullying Machine? Big Blue seeks exposure of corporate canary

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Linux

Re: what a company

I forsee a new company being formed of former RH staff very soon and going head to head with IBM in this space. Perhaps they should call it "Blue Hat"????

As RHEL is 100% open source there is little that IBM could do to stop them forking it and carrying on as before.

Just the small matter of the bill for scrapping Blighty's old nuclear submarines: It's £7.5bn

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Re: Volcanoes

Don't we have one of our own?

I'm talking about Tristan Da Cuna. I seem to remember that it erupted back in the 1960's????

Or we could sink them right onto the mid-altantic ridge. They'll get crushed at those depths and the heat from the expanding plate could even melt them down to nothing.

Buy-to-let in foreign countries is so passé... Now investors sink cash into data centers: CBRE opens bit barn brokerage

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Mushroom

I have this wonderful site in Ireland

Perfect for a DC. One previous owner, Apple.

Roll-up, roll-up who would like to sink (as in lose forever) some money into this fantastic opportunity????

[see icon]

besides, aren't DC's a bit past their sell by date these days. Isn't everything supposed to be in the Cloud (what clouds I hear you ask)

Packet's 'big boy' servers given a shot in the Arm with 32-core, 3.3GHz Ampere CPUs

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Linux

Re: Could do with that in a laptop.

But think of the Windows Licensing costs???? Can you afford it? (Only joking)

Oracle asks Supremes to snub Google's Java API copyright protest – and have a nice cuppa tea, instead

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a sense of Deja-vu

see my other comment on SCO vs IBM.

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Mushroom

10,000 lines

reminds me of a previous case...

SCO vs IBM

and the kerfuffle over the file "errno.h"

Not much has changed then.

If Oracle wins this I fully expect the SCO case to be re-opened.

To Google and ORacle, [see Icon]

And the same goes to the EU for Article 13. Just wait for the lawsuits to start flying just because you provided a hyperlink to something that was copyrighted.

Stop us if you've heard this one: IBM sued after axing older staff, this time over 'denying' them their legal rights

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Re: When I was a wee lad

Have an upvote from me.

I am very very glad my pension gets paid in less than a year!

I get my state pension next month and TBH I'm really glad that I called it a day when I did in 2016.

I've just started to think about doing some small scale development again but it is just not that important any more.

I would NOT advise any of my grandkids to go into IT as a career with any decent prospects at all. There aren't until the MBA numpties and BeanCounters realise that sending all the jobs to India etc is not viable in the long term but all they are interested in is the bottom line for the next quarter's results.

As Red Hat prepares to become part of Big Blue, its financials look as solid as Linux kernel 2.4

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Re: Wise move financially? Perhaps. Culturally? Nope ....

The time that RH will continue to thrive inside IBM will depend upon how the latter decides to operate the RH division.

If it is done at arms length then there is no reason for it to carry on making lots of money for IBM BUT... if Ginny and co decide to integrate it right into IBM culture then there will be a big rush for the doors by many key players. Then what IBM? Another Opps and then savage cuts to staff and profits as is happening to the rest of IBM? Can (lay off) anyone over 40? Yeah that is working out really well isn't it Ginny???

Only time will tell.

But IBM hands off Fedora ok!

100MW bit barn farm in Ireland faces planning appeal from – yep – same guy who helped sink Apple's application

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Holmes

Ha-ha

The appeal will be ruled on by 20 July

If the Apple case is anything to go by El Reg had a rare dose of foresight not to mention the year that the final appeal of the fourth appeal to Europe will be ruled upon...

My guess FWIW will be 2025 by which time the developer will have made the same decision as Apple and gone elsewhere.

Brexit jitters fingered as UK consumer PC sales collapse

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re: western europe

There will be a drop when it is officially announced that France and Germany have joined Italy in recession. budget will be cut right back (if they have not already been chopped to the core) so that that all so important dividend can be kept and the CEO and pals can trouser a stonking great bonus before running for them there hills...

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Facepalm

Using BREXIT as an excuse

seems to be SOP these days when the real reasons are even more unclear and uncertain.

TBH, there is little need to upgrade these days. Intel has Fsck'd around for the last 5 years and not really given us any major leaps in CPU performance apart from stuffing a few more cores onto the die.

Replacing the rotating rust HDD with a SATA SSD or even better an M2 SSD (if possible) makes more of an improvment than a new CPU or shed loads of RAM to most workloads.

Brit broadband giants slammed as folk whinge about crap connections, underwhelming speeds

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Facepalm

Re: Gmail?

Out of the frying pan and into the fire then?

From fighting with BT to giving Google your emails... Oh decisions, decisions... which is the worst? which is the one to choose?

TBH, I'd rather stick with BT than give anything to Google. Not in monetary terms but in data about me any my friends feeding the Evil One aka Google.

Children of Wales to be prepped for the vibrant world of work with free Office 365 ProPlus

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Unhappy

Beware the Ides of March

and out of season Father Christmasses from Redmond bearing gifts.

For these poor children they will be forced to believe that

TOWIM

"The Only Way Is Microsoft"

"As well as being a place in North Wales (Toywn)"

Autopilot engineer drove off to Chinese rival with our top-secret blueprints in the glovebox, Tesla claims in sueball

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I wonder if...

This will be on the list of topics covered at the forthcoming El-Reg Lecture on Self Driving?

I am very sceptical about it and a lot of the things that so many Tesladroids (mostly from California AFAIK) want like sleeping during their commute and earning 'loadsamoney' from their car while they are at work with car sharing...

Should be a good session.

Brekkie TV host Lorraine Kelly wins IR35 ruling against HMRC, adds fuel to freelance techies' ire over tax reforms

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Re: If so...

In addition to the above SOME Councils receive a grant from central govement too...

There fixed it for you.

I don't hate US tech, snarls Euro monopoly watchdog chief – as Google slapped with €1.49bn megafine

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Facepalm

Time for Googlexit?

Vote for Google to leave now!

Oh wait, wrong exit.

Brexit text-it wrecks it: Vote Leave fined £40k for spamming 200k msgs ahead of EU referendum

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Re: Dodgy behavior by Vote Leave?

Who's to say that the same behaviour won't happen again if by some freak of nature or [redacted] voting in Parliament we get another referendum?

All I have to say is ...

Why has Boris been so quiet? Has someone got him on a leash and muzzled?

He was so vocal in the original campaign. Perhaps he is having second thoughts?

Apple bestows first hardware upgrades in years upon neglected iPad Mini and Air lines

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Re: APPLECARE

sigh,

At least it makes a change from the incessant calls from BT 'we are disconnecting your service' and Microsoft 'your computer is compromised'

Naturally these are not genuine calls from Apple, BT or Microsoft but these poor Indians with English names working from their former garment factory sweatshops in places like Mumbai, Bengalru or Chennai have to earn a crust somehow don't they?

Well no they don't.

The moment I hear an Indian voice on the other end of the phone I say "What are you trying to sell me?"

Almost always, they hangup right away.

It really is time for BT to stop all this scamming but it won't be easy...

Overhyped 5G is being 'rushed', Britain's top comms boffin reckons

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Coat

Just wait for the EE adverts...

They will need to hike prices a long way to pay for the next tranche of Kevin Bacon ads.

£50/month for 2Gb but it is 5G innit.

There will be some suckers... there always is.

Mines the ones with a set of semaphore flags in the pocket

Brit rocket wranglers get Reaction they wanted after rattling SABRE

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Too late

All the tech will be in the Boeing Super Liner

Boeing... Boeing... Gone: Canada, America finally ground 737 Max jets as they await anti-death-crash software patches

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Pint

Re: Negligent certification

Well said and very clearly put. Have one of these on me!

IMHO there should be mandatory re-certification if the centre of gravity and or mass of the aircraft changes due to new engines and/or engine mounting pylons. The whole flying model will change quite dramatically when this happens.

Airbus saw this when they stretched the A320 into the A321. The A321 seems to fly much more like a lead baloon especially when compared to the A318. Same basic aircraft but...

{I also spent many years working in the Aviation Industry}

They're BAAACK: Windows 10 nagware team loads trebuchet with annoying reminders to GTFO Windows 7

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But...

People like you are just not worth the trouble of bothering with. They want everyone in the world to use the disaster area that is Windows 10.

I passed on that more than 2.5 years ago and have not looked back.

Linux and MacOS provide a far more sane environment than W10 has and possible could ever do.

Windows is a ship that has sailed a long time ago from my port and there is a battery of 15in guns at the entrance just to make sure it never returns.

Liz Warren: I'll smash up Amazon, Google, and Facebook – if you elect me to the White House

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Facepalm

Shame on you El Reg

you missed off the Cupertino Tat Reseller aka Apple from you list.

She wants them to relinqish control of the app Store because they are a monopoly.

Strange that there are more Androids out there than iDevices but since when has a few facts stopped a politician from jumping on a bandwagon (or 4)?

Put down the cat, coffee, beer pint, martini, whatever you're holding, and make sure you've updated Chrome (unless you enjoy being hacked)

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Mushroom

Re: Google’s engine will soon be in (almost) every browser.

That really will be the end of the world as we know it.

Microsoft flings the Windows Calculator source at GitHub

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Holmes

Re: Its like they dont want to bother making good Software anymore?

At the risk of starting a flamewar but....

Have they made any good software after Windows 7? (or before depending upon your POV)

You won't get Huawei with this, America! Chinese giant sues US government over 'unconstitutional' ban

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Facepalm

Filed in East Texas?

ROFL

That's where the patent trolls go to file suit.

As this is the Federal Government they are going after, a change of venue will be the second motion put before the court.

The first will be a motion to dismiss which will probably fail but it has to be done.

Then the second motion will most likely be granted. East Texas knows that the Feds are a different kettle of fish from say... Apple or IBM or...

Good luck trying to sue them in DC...

Correction: Last month, we called Zuckerberg a moron. We apologize. In fact, he and Facebook are a fscking disgrace

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Re: Facebook and Disabled Accounts

Take legal action. Small claims court for the max allowed. They probably won't defend the action. Then county court and take it to the High Court and send in the Baliffs (with the press and TV present naturally)

USe the money obtained to carry on the war. Just make sure you have no assets for them to go after first though.

OR

make a complaint under the GDPR. You aren't the only one feeling f**ked by Zuck and co.

Not a FB user, never have been and never will be. All FB domains are blocked at my home firewall.

Foldables herald the beginning of the end of the smartphone fetish

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Facepalm

Re: FM Radio?

You are a luddite aren't you?

Isn't is 'stream' everything these days?

Who needs no stinking broadcast radio when streaming (Which is really, really inefficient for 99% of use) is the hip technology you should be using.

Thunder, thunder, thunder... Thunderclap: Feel the magic, hear the roar, macOS, Windows pwnage tools are loose

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Just an update to the old problem

that Firewire had when it used DMA to transfer data to/from memory.

Insane homeowners association tries to fine resident for dick-shaped outline car left in snow

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Mushroom

Re: Went on vacation...

You have to remember that 'Merikans only get a few days vacation a year compared to us laggards in Europe...

This move by the HOA is pretty SOP for them. They will also fine you for NOT taking your bin in within a few hours of the rubbish being collected.

The one HOA that I dealt with was mosly retired people with nothing more to do in the day. Some of us had to go out to work. I even offered to allow the HOA to put my bin in my apology for a back garden but no. Not their responsibility. They just issued more fines which naturally never got paid.

HOA's need one of these up their backsides [see icon]

Linux love hits Windows 10 19H1 amid a second round of zombie slaying

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Pint

Re: Uncomfortable

Have an upvote for an excellent use of the word 'excrement'.

As it is Friday... [see icon]

Samsung pulls sheets off costly phone-cum-fondleslab Galaxy Fold – and a hefty 5G monster

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Facepalm

re: The cheaper model has the fingerprint reader mounted on the side of the phone

Which will obviously be the wrong side for a good percentage of the population.

Having it on one side will probably mean that more and more users will opt to use the hand that is closest to that side for their fingerprint "cos it is easier innit?" That's cut the possible choices by 50%.

Security hole anyone?

As for the foldable... How long before 'foldgate' starts appearing on this site in relation to folding problems?

Oracle throws toys out pram again, tells US claims court: Competing for Pentagon cloud contract isn't fair!

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FAIL

In other words

Please feel free to award the cloud contract to one company as long as that company is Oracle...

Hey Larry... That ain't gonna work.

Take your pick: Linux on Windows 10 hardware, or Windows 10 on Linux hardware

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re: those seeking only a $35 way of running Windows

That is about $3500 (note no decimal point) too much for me.

CentOS runs fine on my half dozen PI's. I don't see any reason to contaminate them with Windows.

US kids apparently talking like Peppa Pig... How about US lawmakers watching Doctor Who?

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Boffin

But...

Ivor the Engine (and Dragon) were better than anything before or since.

Better go, there's Jones the Post at the door.

It's now 2019, and your Windows DHCP server can be pwned by a packet, IE and Edge by a webpage, and so on

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Facepalm

Windows patches

nothing new to see here. Business as usual and many sysadmins are going 'Facepalm' yet again.

BAU for those in Redmond.

Will these stick or will they have to be revoked because of some unforseen borking?

Popcorn... it is 'borkwatch' time again.