* Posts by Steve Davies 3

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ICE cold: Microsoft's GitHub wrings hands over US prez's Trump immigration ban plan

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Holmes

It is called playing to the voters

It is election year and Trump himself has said that he's gonna win by a landslide.

Who can we count on to slow Huawei's continuous growth? US prez Donald Trump and COVID-19

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Holmes

Re: With Trump & Co. still apparently on a suicide mission

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52363769

Trump it telling anyone who will listen that

- People love him

- He's on course for a Landslide in November.

The rest of the world really hope that he'd talking out of his backside as normal.

Academics: We hate to ask, but could governments kindly refrain from building giant data-slurping, contact-tracing coronavirus monsters?

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Re: Location, location, location

And when the infected person is in the next house and in an adjacent room.... will this make me a suspect?

I could be literally 2ft away from them (ttwice he thickness of the walls).

OTOH, there is a reason that I keep BT switched off.

Baby, I swear it's déjà vu: TalkTalk customers unable to opt out of ISP's ad-jacking DNS – just like six years ago

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Boffin

"Whatever you are relying on the internet for..."

A quote from their current UK TV advert.

What a load of bollocks.

UK government to take equity in struggling startups with £250m 'Future fund'

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Re: UK parks must remain open

Unless you are in Middleborough then.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-52345266

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Big Brother

Re: 8%!?

Startups are risky by their very nature.

However that is still 1% less than the Ford Motor Company (USA) borrowed at last week.

I don't think that is bad then. Mind you Ford is a dead man walking these days so perhaps 8% is a bit OTT.

NASA makes May 27 its US independence day from Russian rockets: America's back in the astronaut business after nearly nine years

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Childcatcher

Re: The Shuttle's lessons were learned so well that it led to the F-35 program

Oh... you mean to go massively over budget and timescales. Yep a great success then.

I don't always agree with Musk but here, he has put Boeing in their place. Is anything going right at Boeing these days?

All I can hope for is that this mission (and subsequent ones) is a success and that he really does not impliment an OTA system for these vehicles. The last thing anyone needs is for a dodgy update to stop the thing from returning to Earth.

In case you need more proof the world's gone mad: Behold, Apple's $699 Mac Pro wheels

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Re: Re Cycle Wheels

Don't forget the stupid prices of some 'E-Bikes' (circa $10,000 a pop).

Then there is all the Lycra that is mandatory and you have to pay through the nose for just to allow you sleek and lithe(YMMV ROFL) body to become a human billboard.

Almost a mad as Golfers or should that be gofers?

As Amazon's stock price soars and Bezos adds to his billions, affiliates face massive cuts in their commissions

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Big Brother

re: to the tax Amazon pays

What!!!!!!

Amazon pays taxes? Shirley not...

Vodafone chief speaks out after 5G conspiracy nuts torch phone mast serving Nightingale Hospital in Brum

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Childcatcher

re: amplified by celebrities

Just make sure that they never get any work in the future. They won't be celebs of any list then.

Stop worrying – Larry Ellison and Prez Trump will have this whole coronavirus thing licked shortly with the power of data

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Mushroom

Re: Salvation from the Devil

Doing anything LE or DT means someone is getting screwed.

There fixed it for you.

According to Trumpton, it will be HE and only HE that dictates when the USA can start working again. This is despite the Constitution saying otherwise but who cares eh? /s /s /s

Guess what's heading to trial? IBM and its tactic of yoinking promised commissions after sales reps seal the deal

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Re: I don't care much for salespeople

who are commission based.

Those who are salaried tend in my experience to want to get the right deal for both sides rather than the one that gets them the highest $$$$ in income.

Naturally, YMMV.

In this case, IBM (like Oracle does even better) can't have their cake and eat it without giving their salesdroids what they promised in their employment contracts.

WeWork sues SoftBank over 'AWOL' $3bn shares purchase – which included millions lined up for ousted CEO Neumann

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re: but surely they would notice some risks here?

You mean like HP should have done with another company that was possibly built on 'smoke and mirrors'?

Seems like a lot of Big Biz get far too excited when take over fever strikes.

Seems like a pretts clear case of 'Act in Haste, Repent at Leisure'.

Capita inks deal with NHS to 'bring back staff': Workers get an hour of training to recruit and vet retired doctors, nurses

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re:"To ink" is not a verb

It is an Americanism and needs to be sent back to Trumpistan pronto.

What the heck is wrong with 'signed' anyway?

From Amanda Holden to petrol-filled water guns: It has been a weird week for 5G

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Holmes

Re: It will all be over by Easter

Which Easter?

Come on now. Be honest. It is less than one week to Easter and BoJo is in intensive care.

So... Which Easter?

COBOL-coding volunteers sought as slammed mainframes slow New Jersey's coronavirus response

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Re: Is that actually what they need?

IBM has lots of lovely Mainframe capability in its cloud. If you want to run on the latest hardware and can't stomach the upfront cost (although a lot less than two decades ago) then that's the place I'd turn to in a crisis.

It sounds to me that they need to not only increase capacity but to make some coding changes. The latter is bad news when done in a crisis. 'Act in haste, repent later' sort of thing.

Just think what strains the UK's benefit system is under... PErhas NJ is preferable. Remember in NJ you can't pump your own gas. (or that was the situation the last time I visited)

Cabinet Office dangles £15m for help ditching its Single Operating Platform for cloud-based ERP system

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Holmes

This won't...

- End well

- cost less than 20 times the original budget

- be delivered any time before 2035

- be recognisable (functionality wise) from what was originally scoped

It will :-

- be dogs breakfast of bodges and horribly cobbled togerher dog shite set of applications.

- not what was asked for in any shape or form

- shite of the highest order.

Welcome to the telco, we've got fun and games: BT inks 5-year deal to outsource mainframe management to IBM

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Big Brother

One thing is certain

and that is that the number of jobs and kit in Blighty will get an awful lot smaller and possibly down to around ZERO.

IBM really does mean "I've Been Mugged" for each and everyone affected by this move.

Half of organisations willing to be led into the first circle of hell, or what Dante might call upgrading an ERP system

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WTF?

Upgrading your ERP System? Now?

or within one year must be mad. Who knows where the business area will be like in 2021 or even 2022? Will your company still be alive? Wasting funds on anything other than survival at the present (unless it is allocated and ringfenced and/or needed by impending regulation) is bonkers.

Protecting your cashflow is or should be the number one concern of all top management unless you happen to be a Premiership Footballer when your agent will point to the relevant sections of his players contract and say 'up yours. Pay what it says in the contract or my player is off to pastures new (or words to that effect)

Upgrading any ERP system is iffy at the best of times. To do it now could be considered just pouring large amounts of dosh straight down the nearest drain.

Microsoft expands AI features in Office, but are they any good? Mixed, according to our vulture

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Joke

Re: Illiterate

Strikes me that if you are borderline illiterate then you are the perfect candidate for a job in the MS Empire.

Official: Office 365 Personal, Home axed next month... and replaced by Microsoft 365 cloud subscriptions

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Childcatcher

Who'd a thought it eh?

MS going on the 'Never-Never' bandwagon.

I expect an awful lot of people will not join them. There are alternatives as has been mentioned. I really only need Word and Excel. Actually Pages and Numbers work just fine for my limited use. Anything more and there is Libre Office.

MS late as usual and may find that home users will not want to keep on paying forever. My neighbour has axed Sky and Netflix since the beginning of the month due to next to no money coming in.

With an awful lot of people on limited incomes at the moment, they really have chosen a great time to launch this.

That's another footgun moment for MS.

Microsoft corrects '775 per cent cloud usage surge' claim: Big number only applied to Teams and only in Italy

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Holmes

Really?

Big Tech Company 'embiggening' their figures for something that is later found to be wrong?

This is hardly news to those of us who have been around IT for more decades than we care to remember.

Short of tech talent to deal with novel coronavirus surge? Let us help – with free job ads on The Register

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Re: Configuring Windows 7

That would be far more attractive to me than "Configuring Windows 10".

Why?

It seems that anything neat that you do to make it more usable gets removed by each and every update sent down the Intertubes by MS. i.e. it is a waste of time for most of us.

Good luck EL Reg on this sideline. If I was even remotely interested in getting back into work I'd use it as a resource. I've just finished my 4th Novel (pub'd under a pen name)

Microsoft tries getting touchy-feely once again with its Windows Insiders

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re: Has anybody seen a compatible bargepole?

you mean the one last seen sending Windows Mobile (or whatever it was called that week) to meet its maker.

Sometime, you have to ask yourself why does MS bother with Touchy stuff? They have never sold in huge (by comparison with the iPad) numbers. With Apple adding mouse support aren't MS getting a little squeezed?

BT Openreach prepares to declare UK MBORCed* as all new phone line installations halted over coronavirus

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Re: Internet of Tins (IoT)

At least it will be more secure than the current implimentation...

and no subscription fees! Winner!

UK enters almost-lockdown: Brits urged to keep calm and carry on – as long as it doesn't involve leaving the house

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Re: Get it delivered for Free with Amazon Prime.

So??? Amazon Prime has just become a free (As in something you do not pay for) service?

It isn't free (other than the first month which is getting increasingly harder to avoid signing up for...).

As far as zero hours contracted workers go.

How do you know that the driver who delivers you 'free' Amazon Prime stuff isn't on one as well? Did you ask them?

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Re: What about the airports?

HMG's advice to people abroad (aka tourists) was to come home pronto if you could that is.

Closing the airports would make that impossible.

Oh... which way to turn? Reminds me of the Mad Hatter.

Coat with gardening gloves in the pocket ready for yet another day of isolation (9th day) pottering in the garden. At least my Shed has a kettle, a chair and is out of the wind. SWMBO can mess about in the house. At least that way we don't get under each other's skin to much.

Thought you'd go online to buy better laptop for home working? Too bad, UK. So did everyone. Laptops, monitors and WLANs fly off shelves

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Re: where they can keep an eye on them?

Your boss will probably be able to do that easier when you are working at home than in the office. All those keyloggers have got to get some use from time to time...????

"So Jones... you spent twenty minutes on hotnakesbabes.com. Why was that?"

"Well Mr Evans, Your last email to everyone included a link to that site. Why were you in that site?"

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Holmes

re: Michael O'Leary reads this sort of stuff

That's always assuming that RyanAir still exists after all this is over...? Many Airlines will go broke very, very quickly.

Education tech supplier RM smacked by UK schools closure

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Re: Garbage

Time that RM was thrown on the scrapheap. My grandaughters school got rid of them some time ago and their IT has gone from strength to strength. They have 'taken back control'. Sounds familiar eh?

The support that RM gave was crappy beyond belief.

Official: Apple debugs MacBook Air of sucky Butterfly keyboard

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Re: "That's one hell of a profit margin"

for the Cupertino reseller of Chinese made 'tat'.

{rewritten into Register speak}

Some good coronavirus news: Monster Google-Oracle API copyright battle on hold as bio-nasty shuts Supremes

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Mushroom

Re: $9bn ?

If Oracle wins then coupled with the losses due to Covid-19, an awful lot of companies will simply shut up shop and cease trading literally overnight.

The economic impact of both will be huge for all of the world. Oracle winning in the USA will spur them on to fight almost everywhere else.

Instead of kneeling down and giving thanks to Elon the Almighty (sic) we'll be praying that Larry the Terrible does not turn his attention to your company/you.

It will be down to you to prove in a court of law that you did not even untittingly use even on API call that looks similar to his dearly beloved Java and every other product he owns.

The storm clouds are gathering over our industry. Enjoy it while it lasts people.

Oh, and offshoring all development won't cut it with his $5000/hour lawyers.

The end of the world is nigh [see icon]

Apple bans COVID-19 games and restricts virus-related apps to authoritative souces

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Holmes

Is this really any different to what Facebook etc are doing?

with their moves to limit the amount of Covid-19 related Fake News?

European electric vehicle sales surged in Q4 2019 but only accounted for wafer-thin slice of total car purchases

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Re: Places to Charge

Where I live there are very few chargers that actually work. If there are any they are 3.5kWh.

I charge at home (7kWh) and with a range of 200+ miles I don't need to charge very often.

I was sceptical about the viability of EV's. Having had mine a year and 12K miles I don't have that any longer. As for long trips, I toured the far north of Scotland last summer and I live south of London. Getting there was no problem provided you plan your trip and are sensible.

I now avoid IONITY chargers. They rob you blind £0.69/kWh.

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Re: And make body panels out fo solar cells.

And actully contribute very little to the range unless you park it for a good number of days between journeys.

The Average Solar panel that you see on houses and in use at Solar Farms generates in the order of 300W. That is 0.3kW.

With car batteries of over 75kWh getting pretty common, 0.3W/hour would take an awful long time to charge the car. A small car might generate 0.5kW of power from its solar panels.

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Re: Range & Time for a FULL charge

Most Electric Cars when using a DC charger use 400V. The only exception at the moment is the Porsche Taycan which uses 800V internally.

50kW @400V is a good number of Amps (125A). That needs a pretty thick cable.

My EV can charge at up to 100kW. There are some 350kW chargers in use in the UK now. Anything over 100kW requires water cooled cables because of the heat generated.

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Joke

Re: Would love to see the compact car that can do 800 miles.

That's the one with three masts and 20+ sails...

All set and trimmed by 'Autopilot' naturally.

Oh wait, that's just another concept car.

Yeah, nothing that makes it to production will get anywhere near that range.

We checked in with the new Windows 10X build, and let's just say getting this ready for late 2020 will be a challenge

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Not worth the bother

This made me smile.

The risk is that when Windows 10X does appear, many applications will not work right, users will try it out and decide it is not worth the effort.

Now where did we see that happening before...

{don't all answer at once}

Yes, you got it, Windows Mobile

MS still trying to foist touch screen goodies onto us even though 99.9999% of us don't have anything more than a traditional desktop or non touch enabled laptop.

How will the Seattle Covid-19 lockdown hit their schedules? Perhaps 'holiday 2021' might be more appropriate?

Ex-director accuses iRobot of firing him for pointing out the home-cleaner droids broke safety, govt regulations

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Holmes

See that Iceberg on the port bow?

There is a lot more of it beneath the waves just waiting to do a lot of damage.

How many more products that we posess (i deliberately avoid saying own because with all those subscriptions it is debatable as to who actually owns anything these days) have all those compliance labels but are actually non-compliant?

A few decades ago companies would spend millions making sure that FCC regulations were met. The buzz that my radio makes when I switch on some modern IT kit tells me that someone somewhere is cutting corners.

Appareils électroniques: Right to repair gets European Commission backing

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Paris Hilton

It is not just phones.

My fridge died last week. A £2.00 (or thereabouts) PCB had failed. Could I buy a replacement? 'Nope'. 'no chance', 'Not available' and 'You gotta be joking' were just some of the responses I recieved.

So it was taken to the local Recycling Centre and I bought a new one (different make) at a cost of over £100.00.

Madness.

It won't only be Apple that it putting up a fight to stop this. All those 'White Goods' makers will be on the bandwagon.

Try getting a bearing for your Bosch washing machine? good luck with that. Even dedicated spares providers can't supply one.

This will end in tears for someone....

Rocket Lab wants to break free, hopes next mission is more 'A Kind Of Magic' than 'Another One Bites The Dust'

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Re: Other interpretations

NASA should insist that a bunch of Boeing 'C' Level execs sit on top of the rocket being tested.

Then have them be the first to fly the thing should it ever get close to certification.

Putting their collective asses on the line might make them get their act together.

The same should apply to the 737-Max8

Fly it 24/7 for six months with pilots from all the airlines who have bought the lemon at the controls.

Hello, support? What do I click if I want some cash?

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ROFL

we're sure that somewhere in the bowels of the bank is an IT professional with head in hands, saying: "I told you this was going to happen..."

I'm sure that said IT Professional is not there any more I'm afraid. They were a contractor who said "No" to their across the board rate cutting.

Pay peanuts and all that...

Don't be fooled, experts warn, America's anti-child-abuse EARN IT Act could burn encryption to the ground

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Re: I don't have a problem with this

If this by some freak of nature gets passed then I predict that there will be a huge increase in the transmission of large amounts of text such as the complete works of Shakespear. You could hide just about any secret message inside that stream of text and it will be invisible to the plethora of US TLA's (and a few ORGS outside the US) unless the key is given away by one of the parties.

Of course these congress critters fail to understand that everyone of their bits of communication (legal or not) will be fair game. No more VPN's. No more spending money online with the likes of Amazon.

All sorts of things we do need encryption.

To our US Readers.

If you get the chance next november, drain the swamp of Trump and Critters like this.

Morrisons puts non-essential tech changes on ice as panic-stricken shoppers strip stores

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Holmes

Re: "buy a copy of the Daily mail"

and end up with 'Black Bum' (no not Black Bun!)

mind you it is generally full of Shit anyway so...

Android users, if you could pause your COVID-19 panic buying for one minute to install these critical security fixes, that would be great

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Unhappy

Wider than that

The lack of updates (mostly due to planned obsolescense by makers) to billions of Android phones made the BBC Radio news this morning.

Then you have Samsung saying that their latest phones will only get two versions worth of updates really leaves me with a lot of confidence in the androis platform (NOT)

https://9to5google.com/2020/03/03/samsung-galaxy-s20-android-updates/

Talk about throwing good money down the toilet. sigh.

There's no Huawei we're taking this lying down: Chinese mobe maker denies US govt racketeering charges

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strcmp?

think back to SCO vs IBM and the contents of 'errno.h'.

Scumbag lawyers will use the smallest most insignificant thing and blow it out of all proportion in the service of those who line their coffers with $100 bills.

After 16 years of hype, graphene finally delivers on its promise – with a cosmetic face mask

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Alien

"synergy"

Any company that still uses that term is one to avoid like Covid-19.

Come kneel with us at UK's Cathedral, er, Oil Rig of the Canal: Engineering masterpiece Anderton Boat Lift

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Well worth visiting

a great diversion from the hectic M6.

This and the Bridgewater Canal (not named after the place in Somerset but after the Duke of) are well worth a visit.

Halton Lighthouse (also used as a jail) on the Mersey is good as well.

There are lots of other industrial artifacts around the area that are not as well known as this. Get your exploring tinfoil hat on though!

In the E in HPE stands for Eroding revenues... Intel chip shortage, hardware supplies, coronavirus punish IT titan

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FAIL

Re: "Coronavirus has [..] injected a new degree of uncertainty"

Just getting their excuses in early... so that this time next year the top bods can all walk away with a big fat bonus saying 'didn't we do well' (or not but that won't stop them filling their pockets)

GCHQ's infosec arm has 3 simple tips to secure those insecure smart home gadgets

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Re: Three Random Words.

Go one better and use www.what3words.com to generate them. Choose a place that you know (not your home front door) and swap the words around. There is a pretty good password.

I tried it recently with

Ironclad, Patio, Sunbathing

plus some numbers where needed.

But it was a huge "disappointment".

I ended going with [redacted],[redacted],[redacted] instead.