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Just a few reminders -
1 - Apple are not a monopoly - there are many competing PC brands and operating systems
2 - Explain how anyone, in the world, ever, has been 'forced' to buy a Mac
3 - Only Apple can make commuters branded as Macs. Only Kellogs can make cereal branded as Special K. This does not make them monopolies.
4 - Going via the courts and following due legal processes to shut down an infringement is not illegal (d'uh)
5 - Just about every PC manufacturer in the world is currently selling Hackintosh-capable devices. They don't advertise this as a feature. Hence no lawsuit from Apple.
6 - Anyone can buy a retail 'upgrade' copy of the Mac OS. What they then do with that disk in the privacy of their own homes - well…
7 - Psystar were selling modified versions of the Mac OS. Coders out there, try this on - someone hacks your app to run on another platform, sells it as such, and doesn't cut you in, or ask permission. Feel OK about that? Inclined to handle support calls from the folks that buy it?
8 - Psystar bought one copy of the OS and cloned it onto their machines. That's piracy
9 - Conspiracy theorists - if a competitor really wanted to establish the viability of selling Mac clones via a shall company, expect them to go about in a less obviously illegal and incompetent way. That's still possible.
10 - For those brave rebels who want to 'beat the system' (coz this is SO much more important than other global injustices and inequities), go ahead and make your own Hackintosh. Just don't expect your friendly banker to back this activity as the basis of a viable business plan.
In conclusion, get a PC, or get a Mac but whichever you choose, get a life and get over this.
@SmallYellowFuzzyDuck - many a true word, etc.
Can I just second that and add - trolleybuses. All the joys of electric transport without having to lug big batteries around. Though, of course, if you did stick some batteries onboard, you could smooth out the load on the grid, and provide some limited autonomy for detours and other unforseens. No reason why commercial vehicles shouldn't use the same wires as billing info could easily be sent & received.
I also envisage a semi-Scalextric type system - conductive studs in the road. Any time a vehicle remains statonery for more than a few seconds, a probe on its underside finds the nearest stud, and has a quick conversation to give the grid the driver's billing details. The stud is then enabled to send a burst of power to the vehicle's super capaitors, which then feed the charge into the batteries.
Groan, coz I'm going to mention Apple. The rumour is that Apple is in talks to sign up publishers to providing content for its (also rumoured) tablet. Maybe Murdoch's move is about shifting focus to that channel. Note also that the Daily Telegraph editor has just transferred over to its digital division. Could it be that this is where the news publishers are all headed?
Desktop OSes at least enforce some kind of consistency in application behaviour and interface. This is being posited as for neophyte users, yet their primary app will be that usability nightmare, GMail.
There are web apps with usable interfaces. Just none from Google.
All that money, and no taste.
Buy a tv which has a tuner and speakers inside. Then plug in your av receiver, rendering speakers redundant. Next plug in your PVR, rendering the tuner redundant. And so on. Someone please start making TVs that are just screens so we don't have to pay extra for stuff we'll never use.
I won't let not having seen the show prevent me from commenting that it is both a travesty of the original that should never have been made, and a surprisingly watchable and contemporary reimagination. Condemnation and kudos to all concerned. Don't let it happen again - can't wait for series 2.
Shouldn't the plural of fanboi be fanboix?
What do you call a female fanboi? Fanette? Fangrrrrl? Or are women too sensible to be fanboix?
Where is the capital of fanboi-dom? (fan)Boise, Idaho.
What's the collective noun for fanboix? A swoon of fanboix? A hoxton of fanboix?
Can we stop using the word 'fanboi' because it's so flipping annoying?
@Wonko - Don't forget these -
The imminent launch of Windows 7 and the forthcoming Windows Mobile 7 are about to burst Apple's bubble as they both contain teh awesome
Apple still have a measly market share (and market share is more important than share of revues/profits)
Apple is not for gamers (at least not for basement-dwelling Jabba-the-Hut lookalike gamers - casual iPhone gamers don't count)
@Anonymous Coward - I guess you're American if you count France as a rogue nuclear state? Here in the UK, we let them run our power stations and build our aircraft carriers. In fact I've often wondered if it would be more cost effective to replace Trident with French boats and bang-bangs. At least we wouldn't have far to go for spares.
By the way, if anyone wants to trademark Force Frappe as the name for a chain of coffee shops - I thought of it first.
Perhaps the goals of the project need a slight refocusing (boom-boom). Why not use the laser to deface the target's tax disc? Then they'll get nabbed by the local plod.
OK - stupid idea. Nearly as stupid as using a 20-ton airborne chemical laser to put bubbles in the paintwork on the Al Quaeda team minibus.
Careful with that thing. You could have someone's eye out.
The general response to WCAG 2 seems to have been, 'nice - but what does it all mean?'. Followed by, 'so, how do we implement?'. The upcoming British Standard might be a better template - it's more akin to the general principes mentioned by Nigel Callaghan above. Progressive enhancement is the current watchword.
iNotSurprised?
The iWord is as dated as bakelite. Apple gets a pass as they popularised it and achieved brand ubiquity. Otherwise, the iPrefix should be buried in a light-blue, radius-cornered, transparent plastic iCoffin.
Still - an improvement on Vegemite which sounds like a parasitic insect that infests carrots. Tastes like it too.
@anonymous coward - It's not a product. It's a concept. As in car companies demoing sleek model-bedecked 100MPH 100MPG streamlined space cruisers at motor-shows, only to eventually come to market with a diesel-powered ride-on lawnmower. This is not real. It is vapourware, FUD, imagineering, wishful thinking. An idea. A fishing exercise. It does not exist.
Anyone wanna buy a video of the Brooklyn Bridge?
The pics look like renders and the video is an animated concept demo. 'Late prototype' implies physical prototypes have been built, but there doesn't seem to be any evidence for this. In the same way as Microsoft released details of the electronic bathtub (sorry - I mean Surface) as an attempted iPod spoiler, this would appear to be some pre-emptive anti-iTablet FUD.
I have a suspicion that the number of people required to draft, edit, amend, review, vote, and sign-off this law far exceeded the number of prosecutions. It would be great to have a league table of criminal laws listed by number of prosecutions and convictions. We could then set government the goal of excising the 100 least 'popular' laws every year.
They are an evolutionary cul-de-sac, eat nothing but bamboo shoots, lounge around all day, and can't be assed to have sex On the other hand, they're cute, cuddly, photogenic and do little harm. So on balance, I'm in favour of Civil Servants.
And, I'm with Toby Rose - we seem to have no shortage of loud-mouthed wallabies happy to take taxpayer's (BBC) cash and then whinge about big government and a superfluity of civil servants. Hypocrites.
We're Citroen. We made the DS - one of the best looking cars of all time, which still looks futuristic today. Collectors covet them and they still turn heads wherever they're seen. We also made the 2CV. Which one shall we revive? I know, let's bring back the butt-ugly corrugated-iron pram.
FAIL coz it should have been a gorgeous 'leccy DS as George Jetson (and aManFromMars too, for all I know) would have driven.
Developers commission security test. Test finds vulnerability. Vulnerability is fixed. Fuss over nothing.
One explanation of the results might be that people who didn't take security seriously before are now doing testing for the first time.
Let's see some results from a survey of hackers to get a true picture of the security landscape.
My two warring personalities clash over the issue of Notes. My user-side says, yes, the client still is a dog. My developer side says that stuff still considered positively avant-garde in SharePoint is BAU for Domino, and you don't need a fleet of servers to make it happen.
Our Microsoft-centric tech. architects reckon it's going to cost £300k (which will double in reality) to build a SharePoint-based DMZ between two halves of the business. With Domino replicating across the firewall, we'd have it by, and for far less.
The excitement around Google Wave proves that people want more than Exchange delivers. IBM could have owned that space if only they hadn't insisted on keeping the Trabant-like Notes interface paradigm. By which I mean, eccentric, non-standard, and low on creature comforts.
There's actually little need for a Notes thick client anymore, so they could have ditched it, concentrated on server-side development, and hire some web-apps developers with a clue about design and usability to deliver a standard suite of templates.
Alien - coz the client-interface is from the planet Zog.
Maybe Clippie could pop up when I start typing in capitals and offer 'It looks like you're typing a shout. What volume would you like to set your shout at?' A volume slider (from 1 to 11 of course) would then format the mail automatically. 1 would equate to e e cummings-style all lower case. 11 would be red, block capitals, 72pt Comic Sans with an attached wav file of Motorhead.
@cap'n - I presume this was meant ironically - 'imagine MS said from now on you can only install 'approved' apps via some MS store, from which it would rake in 30% of all sales revenue'
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/01/windows_mobile_6_five_release_market_place/
tantiboh - I think we are all impressed by how the USA held back from responding to recent events with rampant xenophobia and paranoia. And I agree that it's shocking how Europe fails to spend its tax-euros to protect America from North Korean missiles. Perhaps some of those democracy bombs that worked so well in Iraq and Afghanistan would help us see the error of our ways.
...characterises a child feeding at its mother's breast as a sexual act? Says far more about the twisted psyche of the accuser than it does of any alleged moral deficiencies of the accused.
Given the USA's apparent breast-phobia, I now understand why Ghadaffi employs a troop of female bodyguards. 'Oh my lord! Cover your eyes men - nekkid ladies at 12 o'clock.'
You don't have to buy the books. eBooks and libraries are not incompatible - in fact eBooks would make for better libraries than physical books, with some exceptions (art books, atlases, etc). A government could easily decide to rip & replace physical library infrastructure with eBooks and servers. For the library, no problems with books being lost or damaged, verifiable usage-based payments back to the publishers, no need for multiple copies of popular books, easy access to rare or out of print books, add a book to stock the first time a user requests it, etc. For the government, an overnight surplus of fine buildings to be sold off to developers and converted into crappy flats or bars (so it's not all good).
Apple 'analysts' must have something like a Tarot pack of predictions that they periodically shuffle and pick a card from. The Apple TV rumour comes and goes with regularity. What never appears is the Apple TV itself. It's about time we had some new Apple rumours.
To get the party started, an analyst (me - I'm just as qualified to spout nonsense as anyone else) predicts that Apple will shortly launch an Apple-branded line of thermal underwear for dolphins. He goes on to estimate that Apple will own 70% of a potential $10billion market by 2010. The new product will be most likely be known as iFlipper-todger-warmer.