* Posts by AndyS

943 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Jun 2009

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Microsoft-Motorola patent row: Google wants $4 BEELLION a year

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Re: Wireless

By that calculation, Google reckons it is worth $40 per xbox.

Both figures seem a bit extreme, really. It'll be interesting to see what the judge thinks.

World's tallest tower in massive broadcast FAIL

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Costs

So the total tower cost £503m, but rebuilding it after the earthquake cost £91.7bn?

I'm confused. Were the marketers in charge of the whole budget?

UK govt to KILL OFF Directgov within weeks

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Re: Swanky

.gov.uk is a standard domain, as is .ac.uk, .police.uk, .org.uk, .co.uk etc

Using the TLD like this actually makes perfect sense.

New monkey species with massive blue arse found in Africa

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Re: Poor quality pics

Looks pretty blue to me.

Link, purely in the name of science:

http://www.plosone.org/article/fetchObject.action?uri=info:doi/10.1371/journal.pone.0044271.g007&representation=PNG_I

The iPHONE 5 UNDERMINES western DEMOCRACY: 5 reasons why

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Re: Preaching to the wrong crowd...

3rd most read article on the BBC website just now (probably partly due to being on the front page of Reddit)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19557497

Says much the same thing.

Anonymous doxes Cambodia after Pirate Bay arrest

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@ mark 63

Second name Thatcher? Maybe you should offer some assistance to those silly poor people who wouldn't understand your friendly threats.

Mars rover harangues empty landscape with loudhailer

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Just a question

Why does Curiosity have speakers on board at all?

AT&T defends FaceTime price gouge

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Except that from the network's point of view, it is simply data. So to try and charge more for some data than other data is wrong.

As a commenter above said, this is like charging twice as much for electricity you want to use to watch your TV with - there's simply no justification.

Driving a car? There's an app for that

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Very interesting project, but the use of a user-owned smart phone smacks of gimmick.

The idea of plugging in an unknown, untrusted, uncalibrated, user-owned piece of hardware as a primary navigation device for a car terrifies me. The opportunities for error are endless, even discounting the massive and very real opportunities for malicious use.

If the car has enough navigation power to get to you, it must already have redundant systems, so that argument is out of the window. Why not store all these preferences as a small, standardised text file which you can "squirt" automatically as you approach the car?

All that said, gimmicks are sometimes an interesting way to explore what's obviously an interesting concept, so long as they don't take it too seriously...

Apple TV: Rubbish, you don't like documentaries – I'll just flick to porn

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Re: Dunno -- there's a point

TL;DR: Likes Apple, therefore thinks new thing might work, but isn't sure.

Curiosity preps for first Martian road trip

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Re: Humidity?

Pretty rough summer heat wave that one, at -11 to -71C!

Facebook facepalm: US judge tosses out 'sponsored stories' deal

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Re: Non-FB user question

Simple answer: Ts&Cs are not enforceable.

Longer answer: in UK law, as with most other jurisdictions, contracts are only enforceable if a number of conditions are met. These include, from memory:

1. The contract is legal

2. Both (or all) parties to it fully understand everything in it

3. No clause is "unfair"

4. A contract cannot be a one-way-street, ie it cannot be used to enforce a gift or similar.

Of these, 4. is satisfied (the user gets use of the website), 1 is probably ok (there's nothing illegal about broad licences), 3 is questionable in the extreme and 2 is demonstrably false.

No company, anywhere, ever, has managed to enforce a shrink-click license, for exactly this reason.

Fisker Automotive probes second flaming eco car

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Re: WTF!

Wow. That's a leap of logic.

80%* of daily journeys are under 50 miles, and a 50 mile range will cover 91%* of all daily miles (even those 54 mile journeys are mostly covered, after all).

Also, it's got a small engine, since it's backed up by a hybrid system.

So, it's more like a prius than a hummer, but one where the first 50 miles have no local emissions.

(* figures from thin air for the sake or argument, but not far from wrong)

$1bn for Instagram? Knock yourself out, Facebook - UK watchdog

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Over-inflated company with no actual product and small income stream buys other over-inflated company with no actual product and no income stream. Woo.

Remind me why Facebook is worth the same a Boeing?

Amazon Kindle Touch Wi-Fi eBook reader review

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Re: 6 inches is too small

They're 6 inches because they're designed for reading books, the most popular form-factor of which has a printed area of, about, 6 inches. If you want multi-functional, you've hit the nail on the head - spend more and get multi-functional.

Scrunched Street View spymobile spied in India

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That wmnguyen guy probably has a point. I mean, cars don't actually ever crash? His explanation is much simpler.

One time I thought I saw a car crash, but later I realised They had just implanted the memory.

Siri sued again as Taiwan uni cries foul over patents

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Re: So, what does a developer without deep pockets do?

"Avoid the US like the proverbial plague?"

While I completely agree with you, this story is actually about Taiwan.

Twitter airport bomb joke conviction binned in common-sense WIN

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Yeah. Maybe his dad's best mate, who was due to meet him at the pub that evening. Maybe, when he got to the pub, Mr Chambers wasn't there. So maybe he could send a message that said

"Get to the pub now, beer's getting cold. Do I need to firebomb you out of your house?!"

There, about the same level of seriousness. I reckon I can figure out how Paul would react. He'd ignore it.

GPS spoofing countermeasures: Your smartphone already has them

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Re: Drones

The Iranians displayed a complete, undamaged drone, explained how they brought it down, and revealed other bits of on-board info including mission data, past service history etc to prove their point. And tellingly, the US has not denied that what the Iranians say is plausible/possible.

The simplest conclusion, therefore, is that they did, indeed, bring it down as they say. Any other explanation is currently not as likely. Remember this is a nation on the brink of independently developing nuclear weapons, with a very high level of technological expertise. It's worth taking what they say very seriously.

Two conclusions:

1. Whether or not it's possible to encrypt GPS usage so that it cannot be spoofed, the current US attack drones don't do so.

2. On-board data stored in the drone's computers is obviously not adequately encrypted.

Neither of these conclusions are surprising, since the whole point of drones is that they can be developed and deployed quickly and cheaply. But I'd be very surprised if there wasn't a fast scramble in the US to sort out their encryption.

Ofcom: PhonepayPlus to regulate PayForIt but not operator billing

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"...everything from Big Brother voting to Dial A Psychic... the ringtone-download market ... a wide variety of more-adult services"

All those worthwhile things that make the world go round then?

Brit global warming skeptics now outnumber believers

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Re: You have to wonder

"Global Warming" refers to overall _global_ temperatures, not local weather, which leads to more extremes. The weather we are experiencing in the UK exactly fits with what is expected. The confusion between weather and climate is one reason why it is normally now referred to as "climate change."

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Re: I hear that in a democracy

Yup, that's how science works! Let's start with the 2nd of Thermodynamics! Lynch it!

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Re: Also

What amazes me is the picking-and-choosing on sites like this when it comes to _which_ bits of scientific consensus to ignore.

'Inexperienced' RBS tech operative's blunder led to banking meltdown

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Re: Have they tried turning it off and on again?

I suggest they visit http://www.downloadmoreram.com/ and get some decent RAM downloaded.

Should get things up and running again in no time.

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Re: Major error?

The computer got a virus, which no anti-virus software could yet recognise. Luckily it was very easily removed. They simply had to delete System32.

Google blocks MP3 rippers from YouTube

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I don't think I've ever seen an advert on youtube? Oh wait, adblock plus.

I was actually astonished recently using my mother-in-law's PC, when youtube showed adverts before ramping up the main video I was looking for.

China fingered as lappie disappears from Taiwanese boat

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Re: It's called a laptop!

Unless you follow "Lappy" with "486". Then it's perfectly acceptable.

Volkswagen Up!

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Re: 52MPG ?!?!

Uh... Or you could put an 8.0 litre W16 mid-chassis, throw in some radiators and ramp up the map to 1,000hp, like Bugatti did. That would be fun, too, right?

Unfortunately it's not the car on review, which is a small, city, petrol. As a commenter above has already pointed out, this is an extremely good economy for this type of car.

Reading a review of a car and then saying "why didn't they..." and coming up with a completely different concept is a bit, well, giraffe.

Facebook changes data-use policy despite 87% poll opposition

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Re: and people wonder...

I love farcebunk. I use it to tell all my friends about my new Halfraud purchases, on my Micro$$haft computer.

I bet that made my argument look mature and well reasoned.

Barclays online banking falls over in outage riddle

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Re: Incompetent idiots.

What you can do, however, is write them a pointed letter if they ever try to charge you £20 for a small slip-up, pointing out their history of slip-ups too. Often works.

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Re: Did Bobby Tables change banks from HSBC to Barclays?

Is Little Bobby Tables apposed to controled circumstance?

Google compressed-filth legal battle with smut site ended in US

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Except no, because the links went to pirate sites, not Perfect 10. So if you searched for Perfect 10, Google told you where to find pirated images.

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Re: I'm Confused!

Are you all for real? Is it that hard to see the difference in intent between a site which indexes _everything_, including the occasional pirated content, and a site which aims so specifically to index pirated content that it is, well, named after it?

I don't want to assume commenters here are as thick as mince, but let's re-state that, just in case.

The law takes intent into account.

There, can't get much simpler than that. That's why there's different crimes for killing people - accidentally, in self defence, in a moment of rage or because you don't like them, they all carry different sentences.

Facebook lowballs on initial IPO price

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$14 per person, worldwide

Can someone just clarify how it is possible that a single private entity can be worth $14 per person (including every man, woman and child in every developed, developing and 3rd world country)?

I thought a good rule of thumb used to be that a company should be valued at about what it's expected to make in profit over the next 10 years.

Biennial boner blights Beemer biker

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Re: Long-known

It's also a 19 year old bike, so any "fit for purpose" legislation is certainly as worn out as the seat.

Facebook IPO: The date is set, Zuckerberg casts the dice at last

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Re: Fine, now I can finally publish

What?

How politicians could end droughts forever But they don't want to

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Re: Math error

Eddie may be wrong, but Lewis' maths is pretty bad too.

It's bad practice to round numbers during working, and then use those rounded numbers.

7 kWh per 1000 litres, 6p/kWh, 167 litres per person per day, and 8M people equates to £204M, not £176M. It's perfectly acceptable to round to one significant figure during your presentation, but not during your working.

It's a minor point, but repeatedly rounding numbers in your favour does not look good when you're trying to make a serious point.

Sum:

7[kWh] * 0.06[£/kWh] * 1000[liters] / 167[litres/person/day] * 365[days/year] * 8e6[people] = £204,808,800/year.

Tablets are the future of the PC, says researcher

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Re: What this report really tells us

Actually cynicism aside, that's not what the report tells us at all - it says many people use their computer for consuming (not creating) much of the time. Hence when they want to create, they will use a different computer. Hence, towards the bottom, he says desktop computer sales will actually increase.

The point is yes, for content consumption, you don't need a full PC, you don't even really need a laptop. But for creation, you probably need more than a laptop. Seems sensible to me.

Stray SMS leads to aborted landing

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Happy

Re: Reality check for commercial pilots everywhere!

I have experienced it, in a mostly empty Easyjet 737 (heavy mist, wheels inches from the ground when control tower informed pilot the previous aircraft hadn't left the runway. And they told us).

Let me tell you, I was grinning for hours :)

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At least he wasn't American

...they prefer to shoot holes in the side of their cockpit as distraction of choice.

Killers laugh in face of death penalty threat, say US experts

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"is there much of a difference?"

Yes, very much - in fact the figure is in the article :) This is due to higher security, less social interaction (meaning more staff and more stressed inmates), higher costs of appeal, etc etc. Remember also there will be a very long time (often 15 or more years) between initial conviction and execution.

I read the figure phrased differently somewhere a couple of years ago, but I think it costs about $1.5 million more to execute an inmate than to jail them for life without parole.

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Shame on El Reg

The text doesn't come to the conclusion that it doesn't act as a deterrent - just that nobody knows if it does act as a deterrent. These are two VERY different things! Anything for a sensational headline though, eh?

Apple screws UK disties, punts just 13,000 iPads to channel

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eh?

This article reads like the first 3 paragraphs (you know, the introduction) have been dropped. Bit confusing.

Canon reaches for stars with DSLR refresh

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on the rear you'll find a 3in LCD...

How many Wales is that?

OAP sues Apple for $1m after walking into store's glass door

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Re: An awareness of what glass is...

I hope you get $1,000,000 each time? After all, that's a perfectly reasonable amount of money for something that's certainly not _your_ fault.

E.ON to flog stake in wind farms to private firms

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Stop

Re: Offshore is *meant* to be about 7% more efficient

Just a note. My local coal-fired power station (Killroot, Northern Ireland) is about 35% efficient. The other 65% comes in as fossilised black stuff, and leaves as world-warming clear stuff. The most modern and efficient coal plants are about 60%.

45% of something free is, by most metrics, better than 60% of something not free.

Killroot generally runs at about 25% capacity so, if by "efficiency" what you actually mean is "capacity," the picture looks even bleaker.

I understand some folk don't like the technology (it's more expensive and, shock horror, isn't how we've always done things) but please, PLEASE inject a little bit of brain-power and understanding before you spout off this sort of nonsense.

Pakistani military building PAC-PAD fondleslab

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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=daily+mail

There you are, think that's where you were trying to go.

Changing room spy cam sparks privacy tsar blast

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Re: Never mind HongKong. Wot about the bogs in UK pubs?

Name and shame?

Cable thieves wreak havoc for cops, BT punters

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Wow.

Is cable theft the new paedophilia? I say we should bring back Sarah to moderate this convoluted string-em-up-fest.

Nokia Ace to launch from $100m mountain of ad cash

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Yay! Windows!

Do I sense another "Get The Facts!!!" lies and smears campaign engulfing us? Yipee.

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