* Posts by Turnip Boy

7 posts • joined 22 Jun 2009

MSI tells 97,000 customers to 'Read The F***ing Manual'

Turnip Boy

true and funny

RTFM Chips should be installed on everything especially Lusers and they emit a small electrical shock say 50,000 volts for starters and slowly edged up to as much voltage as it takes to cause your socks to fly off and your toes to make for the border.

but thats just me i'd never work in a support role i'm just a facilitator in helping the Luser get what they need a good kicking or high voltages

now as it's sunday afternoon.. and monday is all to close time for a pint or 12

Do Google's search warrant police run IE6?

Turnip Boy

ooh.. baiting

A semi molten lump f swiss cheese is better than safari not fond of much made by the big banana

No browser is better than any other the only difference between IE6 issues and bloatfox, harvester in training (chrome) and a trip to africa, is that IE6's issues have been laid bare more times due to years of neglect.

Turnip Boy
Black Helicopters


this is drivel it's a "who what where when huh... is that a goat in drag"

Big deal google are using IE

this article in a poorly constructed sentence "Oh gasp google are using IE6 in non QA departments" big deal at least it's not safari

Apache terminates 'outdated' web server

Turnip Boy

it's still running?

1.3 branch was still in development? damn it will be missed.... not much 2.2 has been around a few weeks now.

I raise a glass to Apache 1.3 for giving us a reason not to use microsoft 'secure' web server

Opera slams Microsoft's Windows 7 E move - again

Turnip Boy

opera who cares

it's opera who cares, MS should just buy them and set fire to there offices and staff surely opera can't be worth more than what 70 quid after VAT.

Microsoft's Bing in travel trouble

Turnip Boy

I'm sorry what?

wtf? white background + orange submit button only damned similarity

that's like saying google search looks to much like yahoo search because the links are the same colour, bloody stupid moronic little companies trying to drum up a bit of free publicity.

Voltaire's monster Infiniband switch

Turnip Boy
IT Angle

Who doesn't..

who doesn't want a couple of these babies? i'm going to have a wet turnip just thinking about them.

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