* Posts by ElReg!comments!Pierre

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Eight hour cleansing to get all the 'faggots' and 'bitches' OUT of Github

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> The comments should be there to describe how the code works, not to set a personal agenda! If it isn't describing the function / method and its parameters / properties, then it is superflous and has no place in code.

If I had lost a penny for each time I type stuff like "why doesn't this fucking thing work anyway" or "why do we even need that shit?" in comments -purely to vent out- I'd be considerably poorer. Now culturally "faggot" is not in my vocabulary, but I'm pretty sure I left a couple "bitch" here and there, even if I try to clean up my comments when making my code public. Some just slip through.

MH370 airliner MYSTERY: The El Reg Pub/Dinner-party Guide

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> How big *is* the Bermuda Triangle????????? Is it growing? If so, why? Is AGW responsible, and if not, why not? Inquiring minds want to know!

Is the Bermuda Triangle growing? If so, are an ancient race of alien responsible for its growth in the Indian Ocean? If so, is it a deliberate course of action designed to capture the 20 engineers working on secret alien-detection technology in secretely military-contracted Freescale. Did that happen because Freescale had found a way to prove that our ancestors and current mentors are really ancient aliens from far out? The Ancient Astronauts' theorists think it is.

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Re: Solving the flight time problem

I'd expect airlines to have pretty big fuel reserves by themselves; that, or bulk arrangement with the refuelling company. Which means they fill up the planes from one big "pool" and pay monthly (or similar). Bus companies similarly don't keep individual receipts for each refuelling. They just fill up the tanks that need filling, safe in the knowledge that all will be used towards the intended aim, which is to move big boxes full of people.

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Re: Another interesting hypothesis

Most likely explanation: the 777 was hijacked by the Daleks and hidden in a void ship. Good luck finding it (assuming you would want to). Now to comb the list of passengers to find which one is the Doctor's alias:

http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/03/08/Missing-plane-Passenger-list/

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Re: Another interesting hypothesis

> decimate - meaning nothing of size is left -

The word you're looking for is exterminate.

ZEPPELINS to replace Goodyear blimps in American skies

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Re: Seen it!

> Commander (Kate Board) was pretty cool too

I was somehow hoping to see someone closer to Bangladesh DuPree. I am disappoint.

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Re: Zeppelin NT?

And Zeppelin ME: the one that can't take off and has to be carried overhead by the crew making motor noises with their mouth.

Wackadoo DIYers scissor-kick beatboxer

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"mobile device" has gained sufficient linguistic weight...

Why not; by the latest estimation, last year it was used 7.32 gazillion times in Apple patent submissions alone.

Not sure if you're STILL running Windows XP? AmIRunningXP.com to the rescue!

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> change then to read XP

Atta boy. Here, have my current one, it reads IE6 on XP SP2 (drop the "SV1" for an earlier version):

Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1)

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Re: User Agent Switcher in Firefox easier than installing a VM :-)

He who controls the proxy... don't need User Agent Switcher Firefox Extensions. Also, we spit on the Extension's general direction. Firefox extentions smell like elderberries, and we block them.

I like the proxy, and I like Perl. OK, I don't like Perl one bit, or the Proxy for that matter, but the lusers don't like me using Perl, especially on the Proxy, so I kinda have to do with it. To annoy them. It's all about power, you know.

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Re: Upgrade

Aw c'mon, we don't get to have fun _that_ often. Don't be such a wet towel, let us prod promotionnal websites for inconsistencies -and fight over those. "Sysadminning" ain't a fun job, but someone has to do it. And you don't want to take your sysadmin's petty distraction away, you really don't. You may become it. You wouldn't like it.

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Re: Cynical

> NT4 had similar, but we didn't have the same pervasive access to the Internet.

Mmmmyes but NT4 was never a consumer OS. XP was the first "NT" consumer-grade Windows product, an effort from Microsoft to build on Windows2000's business success; especially after the very sorry failure of Windows MILLENIUM (all caps in celebration of one of the worst OSes in recorded history). Microsoft did listen to market trends in these days.

> And there has been an XP SE, it was called XP SP2.

N'Yah? I know Microsoft is in the habit of making names up to muddy the waters, but you're just taking the piss to a whole other level here. XP SP2 was called SV1 (Secure Version 1 - your mileage may vary). What is that XP SE you're talking about, exactly?

> Furthermore the problem with making an OS for legacy hardware is that you can't actually buy the hardware to develop it on.

O...K. You know, I don't really like Microsoft as an entity, but you're not making them any favor by trying to defend them. Unless I completely missed a hidden <irony> tag. Or did all x86 hardware suddently disappear while I was looking the other way?

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Re: Good old Microsoft

> Windows XP SP2 using IE8... 'You are not running XP'

I bet you a pint that you're using one of the 64-bit versions of XP. These are based on another kernel (Windows Server 2003's kernel, AKA NT5.2) and the website doesn't recognise their useragent string as XP (I tried, to answer a question higher in this thread). Apparently only NT5.1 is recognised as XP; it was the "consumer" version.

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Re: a LOT of MS sites

True dat. Misunderstanding from my part. My point still stands, though. I find the following:

<!-- NOTICE: Third party scripts or code, linked to, called or referenced from this web site, online service or product, are licensed to you by the third parties that own such code, not by Microsoft. -->

On the Skype website funnier than the gravitational measurement explanation. Funny "funny", not funny "hahaha", obviously.

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Re: IE1 ?????

> IE1.0 came with [...] the OEM RTM version.

Proof that closed-source is more polite than open-source: Microsoft has RTM support, GNU mostly offers RTFM support.

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Re: For some reason...

The source code for a LOT of MS sites is quite amusing. This one is not really one of the most interesting. I often keep display the comments on webpages; a lot of MS websites have, among other things, weird "legal disclaimers" embedded in there (3rd-party licence agreements, that kind of stuff). Strange to have them hidden away from normal users' eyes, ain't it?

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Re: <XP

> What about Windows XP64, that ran on 5.2 kernel?

Nope, according to MS XP64 ain't XP :D

According to WhatIsMyBrowser.com "Your web browser is: Internet Explorer 6 on Windows XP SP2"

But according to http://amirunningxp.com "You are NOT running Windows XP"

Now that's interesting...

Also, I don't get the "submit" button when my useragent says IE6 on XP. El Reg doing Redmond's dirty work?

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Re: <XP

If your useragent does not say NT5.1, the website just reports that ou are not running XP (I tried back to windows 3.1).

How boring

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Re: Happy to report

Mine is. More specifically, IE6 on XP :D.

The website is just checking useragent strings; On my way to answer the next commentard's question...

Ethical hacker backer hacked, warns of email ransack

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Ah the "Ethical Hacker" cert...

Of course very few of the people who fail for the "Certified Ethical Hacker" scheme are hackers. Or ethical, for that matter. These guys are running a succesful scam aimed at media types and would-be bamboozzlers wishing to provide "security audit and training" services to clueless companies.

For a quick and non-exhaustive review of where the wunderschön people at the ec council come from:

http://attrition.org/errata/charlatan/ec-council/

https://s.arciszewski.me/blog/2014/02/ec-council-incident-response

No wonder they get hacked from time to time. You can either paint a big red target on your back _or_ be absolutely devoid of gorm, but not both.

BuzzGasm: 9 Incredible Things You Never Knew About PLIERS!

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Friday is early this week

Soldering irons next week? The butane ones can be pretty sexy.

NZ bloke's drunken poker bet ends in 99-letter name

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Re: Worra laff

"Do you, Henry William Twelve Minutes Smith take Claire Jones to be your lawful, wedded wife?"

Could be worse:

"Do you, Henry William Twelve Minutes Hogwood take Claire Jones to be your lawful, wedded wife?"

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Sushi and Sashimi

2 goldfish

Boffins demo FIVE MICRON internal combustion engine

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Re: Self-powering? (Super Tim)

> I think they are suggesting that the engine can self sustain (like a car engine) until the fuel is spent, rather than need an external source of power (like a big battery).

If you read the article carefully you will notice that the "fuel" here is electricity (used to generate H2 and O2 by electrolysis of the water). So the answer to your unasked question is "both".

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> Awesome, add a turbo and you have next year's Fiesta engine.

I don't think the chassis in the Fiesta can take the extra grunt that the turbo will bring.

eBay takes a small bite out of execs' bonuses

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Joke

Easy peasy

Just flog off Paypal, problem solved. -------------------------------------------->

Bletchley Park board member quits amid TNMOC split-off spat

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Re: Disgraceful; but more women ain't the solution.

And now I'm in trouble. Ta very much.

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Disgraceful; but more women ain't the solution.

As an admirer (and part-time maintainer) of ancient kit, I find this situation disgraceful. I Actually wrote to the Trust about that, and got a reply that I posted in the comments for another Reg article. This needs to stop, and external mediation seems to be the only way. It's a pity that this fine lass failed to get the knobheads on the Trust's board to agree to it.

On the other hand I don't think more women would change anything about the current quabble. I work a lot with women in position of power; they are certainly not less aggressive nor smoother in conflicts than men. Quite the opposite, in fact: as one of the few men here I am often sent to ease blocked situations between female co-workers. The reasons for this are probably many, some would suggest that they had to fight harder to get there; I really don't have an opinion on the matter (not enough data at hand). But to think that having more women on the boards would somehow mellow the conflict is naive at best.

Windows XP market share GROWS AGAIN, outstrips Win 8.1 surge

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Re: That has got to be embarrassing for Microsoft

> I remember when XP first arrived and people preferred Win 98

When XP arrived a lot of people preferred 2000(me included; in fact I still do), not 98.

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Re: why is it okay to be running a 12 year old OS?

> Most importantly : Rule #3 : A Customer Will Not Replace Something That Works Fine

That's so wrong it's not even funny. The person sitting right next to me in the office has had all incarnations of Apple's phones sequentially; they all still work fine. She's far from an exception: the person sitting on the other side of my desk takes 1-year phone subscription so he can get a new phone every year, despite the old one still being fully functionnal. We are putting in a lot of purchase orders for the latest version of MSOffice this month, despite all the old installs that they are meant to replace still working a charm.

So, Rule #3 is really "Given the Chance a Customer Will Replace Anything and Everything With a Newer Version Without Thinking Twice, Even When They Really Shouldn't"

I gladly disobey this law (in fact I'm posting this from an XP machine), but the vast majority of users just want the latest shiny-shiny. Which makes MS' failure to get wide adoption for Eight all the more worrying.

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Re: Hoorah for Linux!

Linux types all use "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; InfoPath.1)"as their useragent just to annoy MS.

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> Anecdotally, a great many XP machines reside in developing nations:

And labs. Here we still operate a couple Windows2000 machines; and even a Windows95 one, connected to an old spectrophotometer; as for our scintillation counter, it predates even Windows 3.1.

Of course these don't get counted; the Red One will need mittens before we expose them to the wild wild web.

Apple to grieving sons: NO, you cannot have access to your dead mum's iPad

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Re: Isn't the iPad (and code) part of the deceased's property?

> Apple are saying they need proof it was [part of the deceased's property].

Which, of course, they cannot find by themselves. After all they _only_ have an Apple ID linked to a a credit card, and access to the physical location of the device, presumably together with the _history_ of the location of the device. They most probably have more proof of the ID of the last owner than the owner's sons themselves. Of course retrieving that info would require them to give a damn about their customers, which will happen in one of 2 cases: sub-zero temperatures in Hey Deze, or... OK, make that just one case.

Roll up, roll up for the Reg Readers' Ball

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Re: email me the pint

Time for El Reg to get with the times and deploy the latest technology, as pioneered by the Froggies:

http://www.usbwine.com/

Massive new AIRSHIP to enter commercial service at British dirigible base

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Re: Question to someone sciencey.

> Who said anything about high pressure tanks? You only need to compress it enough to reduce buoyancy, which wouldn't take much pressure at all.

Ahem. The laws of physics say otherwise.

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About noise

> vessels along Airlander lines are quieter than jets when you're standing next to them. But when you're standing on the ground, ducted props driven by Centurion V8s at a few thousand feet wouldn't be as quiet as a cargo jet at stratospheric cruising altitude.

That's all too true. However, they are trying to sell it *now*. And right now, what is generating a lot of ill-will around airport is the noise at takeoff and landing. For that, blimps are a good solution. In the future, if they generalise (ahem), the constant buzzing overhead may become a problem (it certainly became somewhat annoying a while back, when ultralights were all the rage; especially as some of the less respectfull gnat pilots were flying so low that you could almost count their nosehair).

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Re: Question to someone sciencey.

> 80kg of equipment on a little balloon means it may never get off the ground. The same equipment on a massive airship might be fine.

80 kg is for the pump, I suppose. To keep the compressed gas you'll need a very strong tank. High-pressure tanks category 300 weigh 60 kg and hold 300 cubic feet of the good stuff, which is just short of 8.5 cubic meters. Barely even noticeable on an airship scale. High pressure gas tanks won't get much benefits from scaling up: the 300 tank has a cf/kg of 5; a 200 helium cylinder weighs 48 kg which is a cf/kg of 4.1, while a 125 weighs 29 kg which is a cf/kg of 4.3. Do your math or ask Randall xkcd to do a "what if" on it; in any case, I'd bet at least _some_ money on the weight of the tanks more than negating the benefits.

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Re: Nostalgia trip

The "legendary" train tours are doing quite well, as do luxury cruise boats. There's at least a hope for luxury airships.

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Re: Hybrid helium - hydrogen?

Hydrogen is very troublesome in several ways:

-its production is very "carbon-intensive", as they say; whether it's a big problem depends on your views, but it would negate much of the low-carbon pitch on which the airship program relies

-it's very flammable; although its confinement inside a big baloon or unreactive helium would help in-flight, the proble reappears when you vent it off... or when you refill the tanks, for that matter.

-it's very difficult to store efficiently -not to mention safely- for a long period of time, especially in the kind of volumes needed for an airship.

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Sail

The (in)famous Calypso did quite well with her turbosail, even though there were problems from time to time (Cousteau was operating on a very tight budget and the design was new-ish). Still, she was quite a bit classier than the SeaLepers' pile of rust (rebaptised Steve Irwin in a desperate attempt to get some sympathy on the back of a dead celebrity I guess).

And the Calypso did not engage in acts of piracy.

Fanbois sent into FITS of RAGE by fake Steve Jobs statue competition

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Re: Bah!

> That isn't the real NME.

If so, that isn't the real Jethro Tull either.

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Re: Bah!

> I am forced to remember how that ended, and which one outlasted the other.

Are you from the future, or something?

http://www.nme.com/

http://jethrotull.com/

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Re: Were Apple available for comment?

Yeah, my thoughts too. I disctinctly remember the "jagwyre" episode:

http://search.theregister.co.uk/?q=Jagwyre

(most of the fun being -surprisingly- had by Andrew O., noted Apple enthusiast).

and the start of the You-are-dead-to-me period -attributed to said episode:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/13/humiliation_apple/

but I can't recall the hairdo thing.

Alcatel unveils 'cheaper-than-Chromebook' Lapdock-alike phablet-powered laptop

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That kind of things

may make me buy a smartphone.

Google Glass: Reg man tests tech specs

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Re: Like, gag me with a spoon.

Like, Hashtag grody, right?

Enterprising French chap cranks up €100k 'flying car'

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Re: When they get rid of that fan...

Well you can replace the fan with a rocket I guess. Good luck with the music...

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Me too

But it would be even sexier with a flat bottom à la fanboat

Battle of Bletchley Park: TNMOC chief calls for review of museums' Mexican standoff

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I wrote to the Trust last month about the "Disneyland" orientation and the problems with the Museum, and here is the answer I got:

Many thanks for taking the trouble to write to us. I am very sorry that you were upset by the reports carried in the media which I hope to reassure you were largely false.

I am sorry that the highly inaccurate and misleading report carried by the BBC caused you such concern. In particular, the very selective extracts from Iain Standen’s interview created a completely false impression of what is occurring and, more importantly, why.

Volunteer tour guide Tony Carroll has not been sacked. He continues to be a valued volunteer at the Bletchley Park Trust. He was asked to stop giving public tours as he been unwilling to deliver the shorter revised tour. He continues to work voluntarily for the Trust in the Education department, providing tours for school groups.

The Trust is enormously grateful to its army of volunteers, without whom it could not offer a personal, knowledgeable service to visitors. The Trust is currently investing in high quality training to further improve visitors’ experience as the huge, much-needed, Heritage Lottery Funded £8 million restoration project approaches completion. This project will bring many historic buildings on the site back to a state of good repair and create an inspiring experience for its ever-increasing numbers of visitors. This will create a world class museum and heritage site which is a fitting memorial to the heroic Codebreakers of Bletchley Park making the site much more sustainable and accessible to growing numbers of visitors.

It should be made absolutely clear that The National Museum of Computing remains available to any visitor to Bletchley Park who wishes to visit it. The story of breaking the German’ Fish’ Ciphers, which includes the story of the birth of Colossus, is one that is told in the Bletchley Park Museum, and visitors are encouraged to visit The National Museum of Computing to see the replica Colossus and Tunny machines.

In 2012, in response to adverse visitor feedback, regarding the number of different charges levied within Bletchley Park, the Bletchley Park Trust proposed to The National Museum of Computing a single ticketing solution whereby the Bletchley Park Trust would charge an admission fee, which would be uplifted to include the Colossus gallery charge (£2 for adults and £1 for concessions and groups). This uplift would have been paid directly to The National Museum of Computing for every visitor (without any administration or handling charges) so that The National Museum of Computing would have been able to glean a substantial income from visitors to the Bletchley Park Trust Museum.

This offer resulted in lengthy negotiations which ultimately proved inconclusive, and both sides agreed to operate independently. Operating independently means that The National Museum of Computing continues to occupy Block H and develop its own Museum. It has its own opening hours, continues to charge its own entry fees and conduct its own marketing activities.

The new visitor centre on site will help receive all visitors and allow them to consider how they would like to see the site, and which areas to visit. It does not replace the museum or any of its exhibits. I hope you will come and see for yourself that the site is being restored faithfully as a fitting memorial to the heroes of Bletchley Park.

Please see our updated official statement here.

h ttp://www.bletchleypark.org.uk/news/v.rhtm/Statement_of_Facts-757580.h

Yours sincerely,

The Bletchley Park Trust

Magnets to stick stuff to tablets: Yup, there's an Apple patent application for that

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Re: Useful invention, that

iPhone4s being the plural of iPhone4 obviously.