No, you can't because I own the trademark on 'Hey, gritters'
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No, you can't because I own the trademark on 'Hey, gritters'
It could be something important.
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I see phrases like "systems technology" and "electronic eye" and I think the 1960s are back.
One more thing, if their electronic eye is meant to detect cloud and route around it the plane will never get to Inverness.
Both companies to be wound up for prattishness and "Victoria[n] Plum[b[ing]]" removed from available trademarks
Don't do that, your health insurance provider will work out how much coffee you drink.
Yes, very sensible, except for licensing. Do you add a license cost to each dock in which case it may as well be a PC with a USB cable to access to phone data? If not then there is nothing stopping you buying a cheap windows phone and running Exchange Pro-Annihilator on the dock with no license payable.
On stuff that old the colour of an LED is usually visible, the prompt is probably burnt into the CRT phosphor. flashing I can't explain, maybe he was blinking.
and got quite a surprise. Well done Google. Some of those photos weren't even taken by me and I can't remember it happening but hey, the camera never lies.
Thiose 70 are the ones who's reply-all have gone through, the other 10000 are sitting in outboxes waiting for the email server to come back on line.
Timmy Mallet and Edna Evarage
> If so, then why not have a horizontal spindle 6" long with platter diameter between than in a 2.5" and 3.5" drive.
Because the PC will literally fall over when it spins up.
I had a V8 Rover P6 with soggy suspension. It used to rock side to side when you revved it.
Interesting that you believe in hell. Just saying.
I was there and heard the same story though never experienced it. Also jobs were submitted by undergrads on wads of punched cards (two elastic bands were the equivalent of raid5 and the smart ones drew a diagonal line in felt tip on the edge of the stack for fast recovery). Anyway the story was that you could stick several copies of the offending instruction in your stack and each one would cause a crash. Apparently there was no way to remove cards from the machine once they had got that far in.
I have been worried about what happens if the clever machines decide to declare war on humanity and this seems a great way to make sure the machines are forever busy fighting themselves in an endless and growing internal fight. It's worked well for people too - most psychopaths are now busy being patent lawyers although there are a few that are still roaming around as CEOs that need to be rounded up.
Obviously a very advanced being, most humans are still stuck with typing out non-functioning kernel releases full of buffer overflow and use-after-free exploits
> After all, I'm a living ancestor of all my great-great-great-great-great-grandparents
You could make a fortune selling rides on that time machine of yours.
So by reckoning if you use all the cores it's £7,439.04 per hour. It will have paid for itself in 134 hours (just over a week). Doesn't sound like a bargain.
Not the vid, the chairs. Do they work when running on coffee splattered floors?
He'll be so dehydrated and sleep deprived it is a good thing he only concentrates on sales and operations, imaging the damage if he was in charge of product design.
Traffic deaths are decreasing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reported_Road_Casualties_Great_Britain#/media/File:Killed_on_British_Roads.png and that's with traffic and population increasing. Must be all those speed cameras :-) or could it be Kevlar brake pads, radial tyres, jelly-mold car fronts and better road design?
Interesting how the value of the patent varied so much, just goes to show that value is speculative until the item is sold (or scrapped for zero as this was). There must have been some Dr Evil moments in the board room as they came up with this.
It's called "Ofcom Mobile Research"
Understandable, fishing weights are damn sexy.
The vampires at Capita must be hungry if they'll pay that much.
but it seems like the article is not satire. My mistake.
no one will care, just assume it's yet more publicity seeking
"Could you hold my jugs"
"Let's all eat the carpet"
All of them convinced they will never have to debug their code because they write it "correctly".
Frightened me in Haywire
Some shareholders have sold at lower than they would have - losers
The short selling parasites have made some money - winners
Medsec have blown their reputation for a scummy deal - total losers
Wasps taught humans how to make cheap paper, they get a free ride forever for that.
so basically any tax paid by the contractor is a refund on what the taxpayer pays them. It really doesn't matter how you figure out the intermediate numbers the only thing is the take home pay of the contractor comes from the taxpayer. If this forces the contractors to raise rates to maintain their take home pay then the whole thing is for nothing.
only tax stupid people? Yes, there are a lot of them and they don't fight back.
No need to ban white trucks just ban matching sides and tyres. The lorry in question has big black tyres, no sure how the car sensors missed them. Pretty sure the victim missed them because he wasn't looking.
No doubt there is a processor of some sorts in there. It's program hasn't been designed well. personally I'd have it keep the schedule locally but allow remote updates and a time sync service in case the power goes off. Oh and a motion activated so the internets can see which of the neighbours cats is in your kitchen.
Think she changed the font, or the angle of the !
Either way a fine piece of work and worth every penny to Verizon.
Should have gone with Baccaruda
The flat rate scheme is based on turnover.
You know, the one with the massive tidal range with waist deep sticky mud exposed at low tide. I'm sure it is a place of interest as several people have died after trying to walk to the water at low tide. If you get stuck and are noticed you may survive as the local coast guard now has a hovercraft but you will have to wait for the water to get deep enough for them to lift you out.
It's called a neverendum. The Irish only escaped theirs by voting the way the government wanted them to.
When I lie on my side the fluffy pillow blocks the bottom eye. If I kept it open it would hurt.
Just hit the vegan, they'll take a week to get upright so no risk of a confrontation.
It is under a mountain i.e. nobody's back yard.
Well, if the blocking is by a large operator they are going to notice a massive drop in traffic and probably back down.
Sure you can't categorize the internet like Alta-Vista used to and so we have Google et al inveigling themselves into your life to give you the kitten videos you want.
But the BBC's material is not so vast that it can't be categorized. If I want celebrity bell ringing competitions I'll know where to look.
Also if they just open the website to the robots Google will probably do a better job of finding relevant stuff for free.
There, saved you £75m. I'll have my pound back please.
And it wasn't Britt Ekland
Sorry, lost all ability to concentrate at Italian girlfriend
Can you foreclose a path?
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