* Posts by peter 45

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Bletchley Park to rebuild pioneering EDSAC computer

peter 45
Dead Vulture

Ever been to a mercury factory?

I suppose you would imagine people in white suits and breathing masks working behind glassed off areas. Well you would be wrong. Mercury runs down open channels , no masks etc. The difference is that there is adequate ventilation. Chronic exposure to mercury vapours happens in two ways. 1. concentrating the vapour by boiling it. 2. at room temperatures, prolongued exposure over many years. Yes it is toxic, and no, you do not want to injest it or inhale it and minimising the long term exposure of it is a good thing, but please do not go down the scare story of 'one breath and you are dead' routine.

Assange vows to drop 'insurance' files on Rupert Murdoch

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Black Helicopters

hmmmmmm

One might conclude he suspect collusion between the security services and customs to try to pin anything on anyone associated, and he expected to be stopped, and damn me he was right.

Man charged in bizarre EXPLODING VIBRATOR plot

peter 45

With apologies to Tom Jones

Sex bomb sex bomb you're a sex bomb

You can give it to me when I need to come along

Sex bomb sex bomb you're my sex bomb

And baby you can turn me on

You know what you're doing to me don't you, Ha, Ha, I know you do

Now Don't get me wrong ain't gonna do you no harm

This bomb's made for lovin' and you can shoot it far

I'm your main target come and help me ignite

Love struck holding you tight

Make me explode although you know the route to go

Beastly Android will batter Apple's iOS beauty

peter 45

Hmmmmm. Unscientific, but...

....from a user perspective. Of all those at work and in the family who are waving around their smartphones they got for Xmas, the count is a follows:

Android: 9

Apple: 1

WP7: 0

you can read as much as you like into 'discounted', 'single vs multiple', 'US vs World' and other factors distorting stastics comparing market share, but my small world current sales statistics says a lot.

Of those Android owners asked, 6 said they would have liked an Apple, but cost was a serious putoff. When you can buy an Android Smartphone from £100, buying three iphones for the family adds up to a serious wad.

Until Apple give you the same choices of cost, carrier, cost, size, cost, form factor and cost , Android will take the majority of the market, and i cannot see that changing in the near future.

peter 45

Why Android?

Of all the people who own an android, I have asked what motivated their purchase choice. Their answers:

1. Price. (Fully functioning Smartphone for £100)

2. Keyboard (lots of texting)

3. Size (small x10 fits in handbag)

4. Pink! (10 years old and a girl)

So it is very simple. Why do people choose Android phones? Choice, Choice, Choice. Everyone has their own needs, wants and desires, and a single apple product is not the answer to them all.

ICO makes mincemeat of nativity data protection piffle

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WTF?

Really?

"some parents were happy for their children to be snapped and others weren’t"

Really?.....I mean honestly? There were parents who minded photos being taken of their children. A proud moment of their little darling performing in front of the whole school and they didnt want that moment captured for posterity?

Nope. Sorry but I call bull.

Steve Jobs no longer Eggman as Beatles hits iTunes

peter 45
FAIL

and in the real world...

Whilst the lawyers were sweating every detail and squeezing every drop of the huge payoff expected, the rest of us have ripped our collection. Did noone realise the potential market was shrinking to zero whilst they waved their wangers at each other?

Equality Act causes logistics nightmare

peter 45
Flame

How much?

How nice that the Councils are worrying how to spend load of (my) money proving their non-discrimination policies are still being non-discriminatory. As I pay by tax bill, I can bask in the warm glow that all the employees are each going about their business in a non-discriminatory way and it can be proven by all those employed activley monitoring against any possibilty of discrimination.

Pity there will be no money left to pay anyone who actually works for their wages by providing a real service.

One-third of iPad fanbois don't download apps

peter 45
Pint

Re..Re

Or Beaujolais even

peter 45

30% of users.....

said "Look at me everyone, Ive spent loads of money of this Ipad thingy. Look how shiney it is"

List-makers battle to keep football fixture lists protection

peter 45
Go

False memory?

I remember a story from many years ago when the Premier League claimed Copyright on any full or partial fixtures list that was produced (reproduced?) on a Fan site. The Fan then published a list which contined a list of every possible combination of all possible fixtures for the following year and wrote to the Premier League claiming Copyright on any full or partial fixtures list reproduced from his list.

This, using exactly the same copyright arguments effectivly prevented the Primier League from telling anyone when any games were being played.

I think the result was that the fan was allowed to publish the fixture list for his team.

Anyone able to link to the story?

Moms stand firm against antenna madness

peter 45
Happy

No children within 1500 ft......i have an idea

Please Mr Mobile Phone Company. Come and put a mast on my front lawn. Anything to get rid of screaming little brats. I might get a decent signal as a bonus

peter 45
Dead Vulture

Thanks for the scientific argument.....but

......mounting evidence......Can you please provide that evidence please. And I mean properly conducted studies, not just anicdotes.

If you are happy with just anicdotes as evidence, here is one. I worked for a Tetra network operator and we were putting up a new mast. We sent round health questionaires and asked people to fill them in, in the weeks before and after switch on. We got a large number of people complaining of health effects, including, yes you've guessed it, insomnia, disturbed sleep patterns, headaches, and rashes. We had to call of the study when we got hit by a lawsuit claiming we had so destroyed someone's health that they were on long term sick. At that point we had to come clean and confess that the mast had never actually been switched on.

Conclusions

1. if you suggest that something may cause a health problem, lots of people believe it, and some even start getting the suggested symptions

2. People are idiots

P.S. I am going bald. Is tha due to a hormone imbalance caused by mobile phones, or is it because I am getting old?

Europe sets minimum PNR standards

peter 45

Hmmmm. I can see it now

Data should only be used to fight terrorism and serious transnational crime.

and of course the defintion of what is 'terrorism' and 'transnational crime' will not be stretched until it covers virtually any crime anywhere.

Data should be limited to that useful in fighting those types of crime, and should be clearly specified by the agreement....and will not of course be 'everything, cos you never know might be useful'

"Passengers should not be prevented from boarding by automated checks alone."

"We just have some manual checks to complete. Don't worry Sir. The checks won't take long. Can you come back tomorrow?"

Any country receiving and storing PNR data must ensure high standards of data protection.

"Memory sticks are just fine. just make sure you don't loose them"

Periods of retention should be limited.

"20 years long enough?"

There should be oversight that the agreement is being followed.

"Wayhay. More oveseas trips by auditors on expense accounts"

There should be reciprocity between countries.

And the recoprocity agreement will last just as long as the first request of data "or we will not let you aircraft land on pur soil" threat is issued."

Twitter airport bomb joker loses second job

peter 45

Ahem

teh..>..the

Cough

Sussex police try new tactic to relieve snappers of pics

peter 45
Unhappy

Script for coppers to follow

Plod "I am seizing your camera under section 19 as I believe it contains evidence of a crime"

MoP "what crime"

Plod "Sections 4A and 5 of the Public Order Act 1986 Harassment, alarm or distress"

MoP " Huh. Who was causing Harassment, alarm or distress"

Plod. "You were"

MOP "How? I was just taking photos"

Plod "Exactly! So you admit the offence then?"

Jobs takes swing at Google over Android activations

peter 45
Happy

Do you know nothing about mass market consumer products?

I heard a Motorola production manager dismiss a 150000 unit run with the dismissive remark that it was hardly worth getting out of bed for. They counted a normal batch run on a single line for a single product between 400000-500000 units.

1/4 mil units per day? easy peasy.

Half of UK road users support usage-based road charging

peter 45
Grenade

Hurrah

the DVLA seems to be a large bureaucracy, which spend most of its time thinking up new means of raising money, which it needs to pay for the large bureaucracy which has built up in order to manage these new ways of raising money.

Microsoft gets Speedos in a twist over half-naked 'Meter Maids'

peter 45
Flame

Microsoft Morality

...and I don't mean the morality of using minimally attired ladies.

I mean the morality of lying, erroneosly blaming the innocent, lying again and then only coming clean when they have been proven to be lying.

Think about that next time you read a microsoft statement or denial.

<icon of pants on fire>

BBC adopts El Reg units

peter 45
Headmaster

26 pools flood a valley?

So it only takes 26 olympic swimming pools to flood a valley does it?

Volume of water in olympic swimming pool = 2,500 m3

Volume in 26 pools = 62500 m3

Area of valley of valley (random guess of really small valley 100 acres) = 100 * 4 047 m2 = 404700m2

Depth of flood = 62500/404700 = 15 cm. Raging torrent then!

Or does someone not know the difference between meters cubed and cubic meters? Back to school for you.

Air steward resigns via emergency chute

peter 45
Happy

endangerment vs no risk

Quite how he can be charged with reckless endangerment when the airline issued a statement saying that there was no danger to the passengers.

Wonder if his lawyer knows?

US starts charging for online visa-waiver

peter 45
Flame

Aircraft transfers.....and refueling

You are forgiven for coming to the logical and sensible conclusion that for transfers you sould not need to go through immigration, but you would be wrong. You do need to go through immigration for transfers.....or even no more than a flight refueling.

Last time I went to New Zealand we had a refueling stop in the the good old landofthefreeandbrave, and queued for 2 hours to be fingerprinted and photo'd through the single immigration officer into the special holding area about 50m from the aircraft. The second the last person in the queue was 'immigrated', we then queued up to processed back onto the same aircraft.. Whole process took hours. That was just annoying, but it was compounded by the most rude self important arrogant Immigration officer i have ever witnessed.

I have never been back to America, never want to, and I insist that any flight I take for work or holidays do not go anywhere near there, and now they want to charge me!

\icon of the fire that needs to be lit under their arrogant stupid asses\

Vodafone upsets customers with upgrade downgrade

peter 45
Go

Vodaphone trying to sell stuff - Yawn

I am old enough to remember (10 years ago!) when my branded Vodaphone meant an extra menu stuffed full of unique and exciting Vodaphone special services, all of which did no more than dial the same Vodaphone Customer services number and all of which meant signing up for extra cost for some ill defined 'benefit'.

Plus Ca Change

SIM free phones and no contract. Saved me £thousands over the years. Its the only way to go.

Possibly the world's most pointless review

peter 45
Coffee/keyboard

Pointless review - you win

I do remember a tech review about a USB hard drive that went into gush detail about the one feature tha set it aside from all the other USB hard drives.

It had a knob.....that you could turn......to contol the intensity.........of the activity light.

Wow

Mobile phones cause tinnitus, says study

peter 45
WTF?

Causes of tinnitus

The most common cause of tinnitus is damage to the sensitive hearing nerves inside the inner ear. And one of the causes of damage to the sensititive hearing nerves is prolonged exposure to noise. Source: www.nhs.uk.

So according to this research a possible cause of tinnitus is the long term clamping of your phone to your ear caused by ....wait for it ....radiation. To repeat the icon. WTF?

Funny how the exposure to noise was not mentioned at all in this study's known risk factors for tinnitus. You might even think that they deliberatly excluded it from their study. Wonder why? Could it be there is some research budget somewhere crying out for a 'radiation from mobiles' study to throw money at?

Council urges army drinkers to break the law

peter 45
Flame

It is not difficult

Why would anything else be needed other than a letter being sent to each Licenced establishment informing them that they are updating the Acceptable Forms of ID list to include Military ID. You might even think they could even send a specimen picture so each Publican knows what one looks like. Tie that up with your database of Licencees with a mail merge aaaaaaand Print. Your job is done

How is that not sensible, easy, pragmatic and totally foolproof? Oh wait. Council workers spending your money efficiently. Never mind.

<icon of your cash going up in smoke>

peter 45

But.....but

If you bought a pint for someone and did not 'know' they were old enough, could you be done?

Apple bars radiation nanny from App Store

peter 45
WTF?

Tosh

Yes they have. There are many hundreds of studies covering thousands of experiments going back over decades that show and direct measureable correlation between smoking and cancer. Testing did not just finish in the 1950s either, but continued throughout the 70s 80 and into the 90s. May even be studies going on today for all I know, but i found references up to 1995 within 2 minutes of googling. Its not that hard.

You are probably correct in trying to re-do the testing, but not because they might not find a correlation, but because of the moral difficulty of doing testing that is known will kill you. Subjecting thousands more people (or Beagles) to further testing which, at best, will only conform what is known to an even greater degree of accuracy just will not get past the approvals process.

peter 45
Happy

Dibs on Moonbeams

I'm writing an app that gathers moonbeams when you point the phone at the moon and then slowly releases those moonbeams to counter the effect of the cancer producing radiation.

Just point out the obvious, you only gather moonbeams whilst the moon is waxing. Gathering moonbeams whilst the moon is waining is just silly.

Romford coppers try to stopper young snapper

peter 45

Number of reasons?

What is funny is the number of reasons given to stop his photography. I counted:

Health and Safety

Photos of Armed forces is illegal

Photos of Police officers is illegal

Public Order (Alarm and distress)

Photos of underage children is illegal

Of course we all know the real reason, he was guilty of the henous crime of saying no to 'de leu'

Abu Hamza ruling clarifies McKinnon case

peter 45
Thumb Up

probably better

Probably better at it than the 'expert' Government Lawyers.

UK.gov scraps stop'n'search terror power

peter 45
Unhappy

Would they?

Mr Plod "where do you live"

Me "Not telling you"

Mr Plod "Why not?"

Me "Legally I don't have to"

Mr Plod " In that case I am arresting you for behaving suspisiously"

Me "What was suspicious about my behaviour"

Mr Plod "Refusing to give me your name and address"

Home Office promises spycam review

peter 45
Jobs Horns

Recycling centre as well...why?

ANPR is used by all local police forces as well as Customs and Excise, SOCA and the MoD

.....and by the Crawley Council Recycling Centre.

Anyone hazard a guess why, and what they do with the data? I feel a freedom of information request coming on, coupled with a request under the data protection act.

'Unlimited' ads are dumb and misleading, says 3

peter 45
Troll

Unlimited?

So if I warranty your car for unlimited mileage but limit it to 1000 miles or one week in the small print you won't complain then? I just happen to have a car for sale. Grin

Or offer you an all you can eat buffet but state in the small print that all you can eat is actually two potatos you won't complain then? I just happen to be opening a resturant. Please pay me a visit.

Or offer you a lifetime warranty on your toaster and define lifetime as one day, you will not be coming back to me after two days?

Or...or...or

The only thing here that us unlimited is the creative marketing speak that can offer you something and actually give you exactly the opposite, and think that is perfectly fine. Have you actually considered that these companys are deliberatly putting in stuff like this and relying on everyone except the most savvy not to understand. It is called Confusion Marketing. Look it up.

Airline passenger videos Atlanta maggot horror

peter 45

Or........

It could be that someone had left some meat meat (burger, beef sandwich etc) and the aircraft had not been cleaned for so long that it had rotted.

Either way, Ug

Dixons renames itself Dixons

peter 45
Thumb Down

Overpriced? I should say so

1. USB cable priced at £9.99, whilst Tescos had the identical for £1.29.. HDMI cable at Tescos £1.97, but at PC World .....wait for it......£9.99.

2. SCART cables costing 3 x the Freeview box (but they were Monster cables...say no more)

3. PC case (including PSU) £5 cheaper than the identical PSU without PC case.

peter 45
Stop

Turnaround?

Staff who's entire knowledge on a product is what it says on the label, products on the shelves with no price labels, ancillaries priced to the point of outright theft, support staff loosing items sent in for repair after claiming for 3 months that it will be in next week, HQ staff who ship an order 3 months after it was cancelled.

....and they are going to turn the whole company around by revamping their stores?

Yeh that's going to win me back.

FSA: Of course customers don't read contracts

peter 45

Small guy sometimes wins

Congrats. Also had my own small victory. I wanted to rent a house and I insisted reading all the renting agency small print. I found a clause that basically said that all disputes had to go to abtritation, all abitration costs and lawyer fees were on me whether I won or lost, and they appointed the arbitrator. I just waited till they were distracted and crossed out the clause and initialed it and they signed it without reading it.

6 months later they witheld the whole deposit for spurous reasons, so I threatened them with small claims court. They reminded me that there was an arbitration clause, and I reminded them that there wasn't. (The memory of the smug look on the guys face collapsing as he saw the altered contract still brightens my day). Arguments erupted, legal threats were made but I got every penny back.

I later found out that they kept all deposits from every rental. They were relying on the fact that no-one read contracts to shaft every customer sideways because the arbitration costs were uncapped would vastly outweigh the deposit. Customers just walked away and chalked it up to experience and the rental agent pocketed £thousands. Happy to report that their acitivities were reported to the local Press and Trading Standards and they soon went out of business.

Radiation warning labels for deadly mobes!

peter 45
Dead Vulture

So dangerous it may kill you eventually...if you live that long

"we don't feckin' *know* yet what will happen to someone who uses a mobile phone at length on a daily basis for the majority of their life"

...and if it takes the majority of my life for something (maybe) to happen, then the risk that something will happen is so utterly small then it is just not worth worrying about. Even if it does happen, i will be at the end of my life anyway.

BT staff to down tools tomorrow

peter 45

They were on strike?

Spent the whole of yesterday in a state of dread wondering how this strike was going to affect my life. (actually didn't but you know what i mean)

Didn't notice a thing

Note to BT unions. If going on strike is your way of making sure BT management sit up and take notice, invest in shares of PG tips, 'cos you will be drinking lots of cups of tea.

Google geek slammed over XP exploit

peter 45
Gates Halo

I'm with you on this one

I can just heat the chatter in the MS meeting rooms

"Oh oh oh....I know...Instead of fixing the problem, or blaiming the people exploiting the problem, or blaiming the people who allowed the problem to exist, lets blaim the person who pointed out the problem, who we ignored and who had to take it public to even get an acknowlegement the problem exists."

Robobeachcop demands licence from Poole snapper

peter 45
Happy

how about out-ranking the tosser

Next time, wear a hi-vis vest, carry a clipboard and wear an ID badge around your neck with an impressive sounding title (Senior Assessor, By-law Compliance Department etc). Bet the smarmy little git would be swarming around you like shi.....er bees round honey and he would let you take as many photos as you like

ToryDems stoke ID card 'bonfire'

peter 45
WTF?

Who pays?

"That would be the companies they were planning to sell access to"

And where do these companies get the money from to pay for this access. That would be by passing on the charges to their Customers. And who would have been their Customers? Oh yeh. That would be us then.

Not forgetting the 17.5 VAT charge that goes straight out of our pockets...and not forgetting the income tax we would have paid in order to pay for these access charges....and not forgetting the corporation tax that gets paid by these companies who make a profit from charging these access charges.......and so on.

I'm just going for a lie down.

No wonder they regarded this scam as a nice little earner for the Government coffers.

peter 45
Happy

100 up votes

Yay. I just up-voted at 99. I got him his century!

Now who is going to email the link to this page to dear old Alan?

UK.gov issues death warrant for ID cards

peter 45
Grenade

Your money is ours....

"....though Labour claimed this would be self-funding by charges to the public..."

And in that one comment it shows that they still think that money in the Government coffers *** is 'their' money, but money that comes from the taxpayers is somehow 'free'. How is it that they still do not realise that the money in the Government coffers is not theirs but comes from the taxpayer and belongs to the taxpayer.

Hellloooo Labour. Now I have your attention, let me learn you with a cluebat. Not taxing your the pound in your pocket but forcing you to spend it anyway IS THE SAME AS TAXING IT. Got it ?

Sheesh. No wonder they got voted out.

***not that there is any left anyway.

Mechanic drove three miles with angry bloke on bonnet

peter 45
FAIL

Win...win for the police

".... subsequently charged ....using a mobile phone."

Quote from Police HQ " What do you mean he is the victim. Whats that got to do with anything? I've also got an idea. Its only one incident but if we charge him for using a mobile phone as well we can claim two detections. It also beefs up our 'using mobile phone whilst driving' figures due next week at the Home Office. Lets do him! "

Mobile phone users have fewer brain tumours

peter 45
FAIL

All together now........

You know, I had a similar experience. I heard the same noises coming out of the radio when my drill was switched on. I no longer have a drill. I also saw strange patterns on my telly when the fridge compressor motor kicked in. I no longer have a fridge. When I held my radio near my computer, there was strange hissing noises. I no longer have a computer....

Oh. Wait

peter 45
FAIL

All together now........

Image that. An electronic device producing radiated noise that is picked up by another electronic device.

Next you will be telling me that people will somehow harness that and use it transmit voices and even pictures. Good thing no-one has intented something like that yet. Imagine all that radiated noise that will be going through everyone's body all the time. We will all be dropping like flies.

peter 45
Unhappy

One can hope.....

One can only now hope it is now proved a mobile has a direct effect on sterility. With luck there is one set of ranting wierdo genes removed forever.

peter 45
Headmaster

Daily Telegraph as well

Headline from the newspaper (Sorry no link as they do not seem to think that it belongs either in their Technology or Health section - and I could not bothered looking any further for it)

"Cancer risk from using a mobile for 30 minutes a day".

Reading into the story it reports a "40% increased risk", which I supposed was taken from the statistically insignificant 1.4 ratio figure. At least it shows that Richard Alleyne (Telegraph Science Correspondent) is mathematically literate enough to work out a percentage - but obviously not enough to know what the phrase ‘statistically insignificant’ means.

His previous qualification for being the Science Correspondant was as a general reporter covering "....football riots, to the Cannes film festival to playing elephant polo in Thailand...".

Wonder if he got the job because he got a pass grade at GCSE Domestic Science ?

Icon 'cos someone need to go back there.

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