* Posts by Denarius

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If you don't like what IBM is pitching, blame Watson: It's generating sales 'solutions' now

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why does the term

cogniticative solutioning make me think of brains in a strong acid bath ?. Ah,SnowTown in SA, right ? An overdose of mindbleach so the jargon is wiped ?

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We already give up our privacy to use phones, why not with cars too?

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Re: So drive a..

problem is, AC, that no-one makes a new car that I want. <rant> Capable of long distance towing, able to be slept in comfortably by a tall person, fast enough to keep ahead of the road trains while towing long trailers or a caravan, 700 km range minimum without van or trailer, fuel consumption better than 8.5 l/100km means no modern car is acceptable to me. Choice of a truck or pseudo truck aka CosssOver vehicle is not a choice, Even most of the annoying 4WDs sold to the urban bound Scottish Restaurant customers are too small. Adding in the nightmare of firewalls so the stereo/radio does not allow the car to be remotely hijacked means that zero timed older vehicles from 2000s are only choice while parts can be purchased. The threat of detailed driver and vehicle monitoring is just one more instance of the "built" environment becoming more user hostile. </rant>

May be decent station wagons are made some where, but not affordably in the Antipodes. The dinky Asian ones might suit gnomes, but not traditional male Aussies. So for basic vehicle security, economy and usefulness only the last of the Oz station wagons will do.

FLAME bait: Elons dumping of his electric car set a nearly good example. It wont go into the Sun.

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Re: Software solves anything!

Qux.* you realise that on current trends all the world will have the same probelms as Japan and Singapore by 2050, right ? No plague or war needed

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IBM's chief diversity officer knows too much and must be stopped!

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was that an error about Hiring ?

Nope, really did use word hire without a negation symbol. Given IBMs marvelous performance lately, wouldn't want it want competitors to hire its senior management staff ? Oh hang on, executives. At IBM I found there was always room for another process droid to make sure nothing got done, really slowly with much tree felling. Especially as coalface staff evaporated. Probably why government outsourcerer manglement loves them so much. Familiar, similar sort of people.

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You've got a yottabyte on your hands: How analytics is changing storage

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stored safely and legally

Bwahahahah, Fantasy. Stored illegally and unsafely more like it. Just ask any 5Eyes, Merkin TLAs and no doubt their Chinese and Russian equivalents along with banks,scammers, those pestiferous companies that want a lot if personal info for no customer business reason and other finance fraudsters. Adding criminals would be redundant. All of them enemies of ordinary people.

IMNSHO deep data mining is something the LHC and similar scientists can use. As for the rest, mostly another run of the Expert Systems failures.

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nbn 's CVC discounts worked - ISPs splashed for 38 per cent more bandwidth

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not worth the nondelivered promises

yeah, we might buy less modest plans if we thought Satan was going to buy a fur coat. No point if the end user does not get much better performance than the cable link I had a decade a go which struggled to deliver 1 MB/sec. Even the 25MB/sec package rarely gets into low, low MB/sec speeds. Just did a Debian upgrade which was showing 20KB/sec for a while before crawling up to 300 KB/sec. Acquaintances with fiber to their homes have much better speeds. They live where fiber went in before the scungy Monk stopped a modern system being built.

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No Windows 10, no Office 2019, says Microsoft

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Re: Suicidal business plan?

hey it works for IBM, doesn't it ? Oh

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Re: just to it

Tony, only 11 years you say? Explains why the corporates I worked for were so very tardy to upgrade. No wonder so many people are sticking with XP, Win 7 etc. Never heard anything other than cursing when ribbon is mentioned. Anyway, much of my writing is still drafted in vi. IMHO, No Win10, no Office2019 should be regarded as promise, not a threat.

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Re: just to it

yeah Tony, but its OK for M$ and the corporate PHBs to waste the time of millions just trying to do their jobs when the user interface of a spreadsheet becomes a beeping desktop publishing nightmare that has cells FCOL. Just built a couple of Win8.1 boxes (because I had legit licences) and it was not hard to use ClassicShell to make them appear like Win XP or Win 7 so the non-IT volunteer users could just use them. Not a hope with Win 10 and current M$ products.

Personally I like KingSoft because one can choose the newer abomination interface or something close to traditional and get to work. Mind you, OfficeLibre 6 does look promising.

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Virgin Media skulks in disused public toilets

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the time of the forward thinking planner has indeed passed

Then: using generous figures then realising only one chance to do this right. Doubles pipe sizes

Now: what is cheapest solution that might work. And the pipes are too small from start especially if not not containing dirty water. Yes I am on Oz NBN, why do you ask ?

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If Australian animals don't poison you or eat you, they'll BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE

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Re: Fascinating

Dan do you mean the dominant belief that nothing exploded and adding randomness creates highly ordered complex information ? Most in Oz are mere materialists, I digress. Another reason to love Oz. Our wildlife really is dangerous. It beats being bored

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Irony's lost on old Pope Francis: Pontiff decrees fake news a 'serious sin'

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Re: I love the final paragraph

and your evidence for these beliefs ? Just another parrot of current dominant belief system. Dull, old, predictable and not supported by evidence, like the claims of oral tradition made by the current relic of a dead empire. Fundamentalist materialists are the most dogmatic believers I run across, nearly as bad as Xtians who are atheists in all but name but like to use bastardised New Testament jargon. To his credit Dawkins loathes them. Flame away with the latest propaganda from the 18th and 19th century...

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Beware Paris Hilton's investment advice, SEC tells investors

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This is

sad. I need to get a life. Commenting on Paris Hilton again.

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In keeping with Merkin politics

Robert, do you mean have a look at the butt on my mole ( Look up Oz slang if not Orrstralian)

I'll get my coat

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Its a bit late but

We will always have Paris in Spring (Antipodes anyway) My coats the one with Film Loathers Guide in pocket...

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Brandis' infrastructure security bill off to committee

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Re: so this is one of a series of gummints that

Paul, precisely why my kite flying suggestions reduces the power of parties and the chattering classes by slowing the news cycle a bit and reducing the power of administrative control by backroom dealers. Abolishing parties simply drives them underground and gives the illusion of being victims of suppression.

I agree left/right divide is meaningless as are terms conservative and progressive. All they do is allow heated indignation. As for getting involved, this requires voters to care. Of that I see little evidence. Most voters in most countries IMHO, like outsourcing their minds to preferred media mumbler. So what way forward is workable ? An informed skepticism and keeping ones MP admonished with defendable data every time the BS takes flight. Any other ideas that do not involve violence or another poisonous Utopia? Will the collapse of the current House of Cards that is world economics have some influence ?

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Re: so this is one of a series of gummints that

too complex. How about

All advertising must pass ACCC advertising truth rules, especially political, pressure, religious (including the various materialist cults) and charity groups.

All political and pressure group funding must only come from local citizens who are humans. No businesses, associations, trusts etc.

A return to the rules about misleading parliament used 30 years ago or enforcing them again.

All political advertising limited to two pages of WC3 approved static HTML, which may only be updated weekly.

On election to any level of government, all successful candidates must resign from all advisory bodies, parties, pressure groups, boards etc. Only allowable income is their parliament pay.

Any minister overriding technically competent advice does so on their own head. ie no protection and complete liability for resultant loss of public monies. Finance must have a few bored economic rationalist bean counters left who would love this task.

All legislation to have a plain language statement of goals, costs and method of measuring effectiveness over 5 and 10 years and expected consequences no longer than A4 page using medium font. Exploration of concept of all legislation being reassessed biannually to determine if it is working as required. Consider all legislation having a 5 year sunset clause.

I was thinking a vow of poverty might be a good idea but that would stop the middle classes trying.

I have no idea what Brandflakes or his PHB minders think this list is going to achieve other than more mindless meaningless paperwork that will create a great honeypot as the learned scribe put it. A cynic might suggests that the PHBs will also have no way to verify the accuracy of submitted documents so perhaps the utility companies have some options

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so this is one of a series of gummints that

wants to sell the NBN to anyone, encourages states to sell off their assets to anyone, gave away its own IT to merkin companies, encourages use of foreign owned cloud with the feeble excuse the bit barn is in Oz, flogged off intellectual property loaded quangos for a song which promptly went up in value 10 times, sold its bank off to allow the others to do as they please and now its pretending having Oz owned by foreigners might be a problem. Question: why do they care or is this another way if finding out if there is anything left to flog to highest lowest bidder ?

Do I detect the lawyers usual PHB inspired belief that anything technical must be easy ?

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NSW TAFE's IT FAIL was so bad, 100 staff were hired to clean up

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peculiar

they keep cutting courses or outsourcing them to reduce costs the government but have money for another big bang stuffup. Needless to say the student cost rocket as with all outsourcing.

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'DJI Mavic' drone seen menacing London City airliner after takeoff

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Re: Why not ban planes?

Aside from the masochists who love flying into Bali volcano eruption clouds, we like it that way.

Lethal wildlife may be our best defence once the military have been downsized to pay for the the F35 which is coming real soon now.

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Voyager 1 fires thrusters last used in 1980 – and they worked!

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Re: Code does not deteriorate

Ian, true, but 40 years in a vacuum is not a gentle environment. That the hardware worked, valves opened and closed properly suggests really tested and well built hardware that only we of many years can remember. The hardware makers get my upvote. Bit rot might be a fiction but hardware degradation is all too familiar.

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Re: how much gold, platinum ... present in asteroids is still completely unknown

Scroticus Canis, precisely the reason Mercury might be a good place to prospect if energy to change orbits was cheap enough. It seems to have lost its crust and maybe mantle due to the energy of impacts. NASA did well with Messenger.

On another suggestion, NASA have chosen an apparently metallic asteroid which may be a core remnant for a mission. Current energy technology makes space mining hopelessly uneconomic for the foreseeable future unless fusion reactors can use He3. Then it might be worth mining the Moon for helium, not metals.

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We go live to the Uber-Waymo court battle... You are not going to believe this. The judge certainly doesn't

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Re: Uber...

so whats unexpected ? For years Merkin outsourcers PHB class decided what reality was and ordered the coalface peasants to believe. Uber is just another example on a more public scale of the unreality embraced by the 1% for about 2 decades.

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Win 10 creators update offers new reality opportunity

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Re: "This article was supported by: Asus"

I saw Asus before clicking. Win10 update provided nothing useful and nearly bricked my Asus laptop. Had to remove battery, unplug and hit power button and leave for 5 minutes to get laptop to work again. Another marriage of inconvenience. Never had that experience with Linux, Solaris or BSDs. The irony

Only run Win 10 incase some PHB insists I use software that wont run under Wine. I note many Oz government sites now dont seem to like Linux and insist of Fluash and require not blocking of multiple sites owned by noted invaders of privacy.

Only use I can see for augmented reality is headset VR for inattentive drivers who get visual alarms and loud audio when they are in wrong lane, too fast, across white/yellow lines etc. Maybe block FB, texting and phone calls by default.

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Thou shalt use our drone app, UK.gov to tell quadcopter pilots

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Re: OK, so which part do I register?

>> but it's hard to see a manned aircraft wanting to get that close to an 800ft cliff.

Judging from YouTube, some parts of the pom coast have frequent low level flights by gliders along coastal cliffs riding the incoming wind. My own club has already had some clod park by side of road and send his RC device across landing strip just as plane was on finals. Telephoto lenses can be useful both ways so the fuzz can investigate

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Munich council: To hell with Linux, we're going full Windows in 2020

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Re: Not sure about Office?

and there was I thinking the post was a mere troll I mean writing A Windows clone GUI in pascal when LXDE, Xfce and other desktop GUIs exist.

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Big Cable's pillow talk with FCC to forbid US states from writing own net neutrality rules

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Re: Corporate vs Government

"I'm with the government telco and I'm here to help you" is one of the most often repeated lies.

FTFY

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nbn™ to ISPs: share your speeds or we'll share 'em for you

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Oz TV

AC oh so true. Cant even watch local news mostly. El Jazirah (sp) on SBS is about all that left. ABC and SBS used to be OK but ABC has become monomaniacal about Merkins and their fumblings and SBS just faded. Has stupidity disease become an epidemic ?

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FTTP or FTTN ?

Try suffering with satellite. One gets at best 30% of claimed download speed late at night with the wind in ENE, moon in first quarter and so on. Allowances are generally 10% of physical landline of any kind at similar price It still beats Swamp over 3G. The other Oz claimants to title of telco have so little coverage they don't count. Claims of 4G speeds outside major centers or living under local telco mast are works of fiction.

What is it with so many companies demanding "login accounts" now for anything, including service and warranties. Even governments wont let bills be paid by simple online transactions. One needs an "account" to login to. I am beginning to think the ruling glove puppets are fronts for semi-organised crime from the ways crime is assisted by these practices.

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Car tax evasion has soared since paper discs scrapped

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behind the Times ?

In Oz there are many speed cameras which flag unlicenced vehicles, as do all police cars. Regular event is someone getting pulled over for unregistered vehicle. However, most vehicle mechanics now put rego due dates on same windscreen sticker reminder of next service due

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Tesla launches electric truck it guarantees won't break for a million miles

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Re: Sport truck! 0-60 in 5 seconds

In Oz these are a yeah right item outside of cities.

SA to WA 2000 km of SFA, especially grid for recharging even if the roads are mostly straight and flat.

Down the Hume between Sydney and Melbourne they might make it. Pity Victoria will be cold and dark as they switch off the coal fired power stations...

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Yes, I took Putin's roubles to undermine Western democracy. This is my story

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Re: been on drugs since the mid-90's

Jake, define values for large. Mass spreading of delusions goes back a long way. Electronics has just sped up the speed of lies. Lets see, have a browse of Suetonius for myths about Jewish worship. Josephus has some horror stories about group beliefs held against reason and rational self interest. Later various authors record assorted mad monks thru post Roman Mediteranean areas followed by witchhunt madness and insane beliefs in experts and kings. All of these were about gaining power, mostly by creating a "problem", generating fear or worse, snobbery about secret knowledge, then offering a "fix" for the self generated problem while avoiding real problems. The 19th and 20th centuries only seem different because mechanisation has allowed damaged areas to be larger.

In short, old process but due the loss of history in the common cultural consciousness, old tricks by the power hungry can get used as if they are new.

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Now the last 50 years

make sense. For fake news it is scarily realistic satire. The intellectual suicide of the remnants of the West is really clear when amanfrommars[n] makes more sense than political and economic news. A beer to the author.

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Birds are pecking apart Australia's national broadband network

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Re: "There's about a bajillion cockatoos in Australia."

eating our local birds ? John, there is a local saying about that. To cook a parrot, drop a rock and parrot into a pot of water. Boil until rock is soft, eat it and throw bird away. In the NT the local story was wrapping cockatoo in foil or mud and baking in hot coals for two hours would do. Never tried it as barra were available.

Oz wildlife, deadly and tough in both sense of the word. PS first brown snake of summer around yesterday. Regrettably, much of our local wild bird populations are reducing, except sulfur crested cokatoos. Many juvenile magpies are hit by 4WDs at speed on narrow lanes locally.

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Landlubber northern council shores up against boat-tipping

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Re: Vocabulary

indeed. I briefly thought that poms had the same problem in summer as the denizens of Oz. Disposing of the flying insects from bug zappers, fly paper, swept off floor after mass spraying or low level air pollution devices had done their thing.

Same issue with council and greenie idiots here. Love putting up costs while feeling virtuously superior. The ratepayers pay rates and still get hit with disposal costs of household rubbish. This in a society where a kitchen chainsaw is needed to unpack some veges and minor purchases.

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Guess who's now automating small-biz IT jobs? Yes, it's Microsoft

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Re: The cynicism is much strong here :)

Nope. GBS quote: The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

This is bitter experience generating rational skepticism. Cynicism would be funnier.

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Re: I totally love those solutions

indeed. For bigger corps (or is that now corpse ?) wasn't SAP going to automate all the backend processes and cut staff, costs and speed business ? And that worked how well ?

Yah, now SMBs can have the same experience.

On the more cynical side, I have heard so many security horror stories where the PHB class are the reason so many miscreants have an easy entry to an organisation. The spooks are going to love this. And the Russians, Chinese, Brits and even the Merkin TLAs. Deckchair, check. Popcorn, check. Double shot latte, check. Now for the show

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Hewlett-Packard history lost to Santa Rosa fires

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In keeping with creeping western ignorance

corporate history can now be rewritten as required to show how brave ingenious accountants created HP...

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DXC: Hands up in customer support – who wants redundo?

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About time

for a cost of social services "Outsourcing Tax" on companies that export jobs.

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Oracle ZFS man calls for Big Red to let filesystem upstream into Linux

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time to buy shares in high grade memory fab then

turn on deduplication and watch the RAM get sucked away. Not that I dislike ZFS, one just has to ensure adequate resources are on hardware.. Given how RAM prices are good from 10 years ago it is not physically improbable but I agree with my esteemed commentard above. The lawyers will make it poisonous to do. Back to the BSD migrations off Linux then...

Query, whats happening to Reiser FS these days ? It did seem better for OLT with lots of small frequent transactions.

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Capgemini: We love our 'flexible, flowing' spade

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isnt Spade the suite indicating death

in some card activities ? But then, a shovel is what is used when throwing excreta around. Fans are so yesterday.

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'We think autonomous coding is a very real thing' – GitHub CEO imagines a future without programmers

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haven't we been here before ?

Ah yes, COBOL meant the PHB class and users write their own code, then SQL meant management could directly query business data followed by the great white hopes of VB and Delphi. At least the last two were not seen or sold AFAIK as anyone can code business solutions.

Now we have a cultural elite and PHB class that despise technical knowledge and experience in the real messy world. This explains why wasting education time on coding instead of history, pure logic, maths and written communications has become an obsession with advisors.

Andrew also touched on the biggest flaw in all of the machine learning lego style work. Who _knows_ what flaws the libraries contain that may cause ML and AI fails ? Was there a recent ElReg article on a comparison of two parallel coding libraries that gave different results ? Lastly, hardware vs software speeds; spot on. I remember 486DX with 16 Mb RAM and Win95C or early RedHat running faster than the 8 core 8Gb machine running the Abomination or Debian I use at moment doing the same tasks. If software gets much slower SteamPunks building Babbage Machines will be doing spaceflight calculations better.

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Cortana, please finish my sentences in Skype texts for me

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I do not get this unless

So one is communicating with another person. So why would you need assistance ? Why not just hang up or not contact at all ? Unless M$ have come up with a great way to automate time wasting responses to scammers and those cold call center callers. Imagine, an automated 419 scammers Olympics !

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Re: Will they be selling conversation topics next?

I used to to think that "universe is a simulation" theories were stupid speculation. After this piece of "news" I suspect it might be true. A situation comedy universe simulation for a stupid civilisation. The one hope is the above commentards humour. The reality is that the inanities of unsocial media will just be automated

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Australia commits to establish space agency with no budget, plan, name, deadline …

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FNQLD

Actually the 19th century abandoned town south of Cape York tip would be ideal. Alternatively Albany Island just off east coast of said townsite. Lots of empty water to east where things may drop into deep water. There was a brief flurry of suggestions a decade or two ago that a site there could be leased to a joint project with Russians but friends do not let friends/lackies mix with those sort of people. </sarcasm>

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The bigger the drone, the bigger the impact

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airships versus drones

Situation: Areas remote from reliable roads and usually anything else

Energy efficiency hence range. , Airship: Good; Vertical axis rotor: Utterly crap ;STOL aircraft of any kind: Pretty good and faster than airship ; Helicopter : Pretty good and faster than airship, needs less landing area

Safety: Airship filled with helium: excellent; vertical axis Drone; maybe if big enough to carry ADSB transponder ; STOL fixed wing : good ; Helicopter ; Good

Cost: Airship: so few hard to guess ; Drone: cheap but low capacity ; STOL: Affordable if long life ; Helicopter: expensive to acquire, maintain and operate

Summary: Automated STOL or robotic helicopter in extreme cases. Drones: Are you insane ? Time to get an updated Caribou or four. Perhaps a variation on Honda Jet optimized for STOL strips rather than regional airstrips.

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Sci-Fi titan Jerry Pournelle passes,
aged 84

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What about Gill the ARM ?

given its background of an intrusive manipulative State that was the brainchild of a Protector ? Somewhat prescient.

I admired the way JP and LN pulled together a web of story strands into the Known Space series that lead to the RingWorld series. The Future History stories were an interesting digression.

He will be missed. There is so little hard SF now. Most books I can find are dreary swords and sorcery/psi nonsense. Even the Martian and Enders Game altho good do not have the depth and cast of characters let alone an imaginative story line that wends a long way into the future.

Vale Jerry

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Paris Hilton inflates cryptocurrency bubble some more, backs Initial Coin Offering

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history

Southern hemisphere: check

Remember, we will always have Paris

My coats the one with 50 Worst Movies of All Time in pocket

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Intel ME controller chip has secret kill switch

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repeating it gain

See Reflections on Trusting Trust Proceedings of ACM. Also explains why the Chinese were correct in their assumptions that western hardware was intrinsically insecure and created their own silicon.

However it is known that their consumer phones also have interesting additions if run inside the Middle kingdom. Such as full remote control

Now where was that 486 motherboard ?

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Google diversity memo: Web giant repudiates staffer's screed for 'incorrect assumptions about gender'

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Re: A simple scientific question

Petrea, probably because, as you expect, it was seen as low status, boring and not as important as wearing a suit. Mind you, being able to code well in hex/machine code was always impressive to me. One could also point out much of the wiring done in the Apollo space craft was done by women because they handled the monotony better than males and were more meticulous as a result. ( quoting something I read in Scientific Merkin decades ago) We should all remember Rear Admiral Grace Hopper. The essential question still remains, why was she one of the few exceptions ?

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