* Posts by Miek

1574 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Jun 2009

Giant paper plane thunders across Arizona sky

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Who'd have thought the Teddy would jump ?

Hard-up Iceland plumps for cheaper open source

Miek
Linux

Good for Iceland, I hope it works out well for them

Man FLIES with Android-powered homemade bird wings

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Coat

Re: Top Flying!

If you understand Dutch or read the subtitles you will note it was a "Fücking marvellous moment"

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Nice landing

The Register obtains covert snaps of Google's new London offices

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Pom-pom chairs and beanbags; great if you have short legs.

Windows 8 tablet freezes in Microsoft keynote demo

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Linux

Re: So what /should/ have been done?

"However; if Windows hangs you can always hit control-shift-escape or control-alt-delete, the latter usually forces the system to pick up after which you can start the task manager." -- and what do you do when all that three finger saluting fails? Hit reboot.

So, what IS the worst film ever made?

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Coat

Re: Snakes on a plane.

You actually watched that?

Here's your coat ...

Samsung opens up the Ice Cream Sandwich

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Linux

Re: and still

That's why I bought a Samsung, they appeared to be better at updates. I said that HTC need to focus on the handsets they have already released instead of focussing on releasing a near-identical handset each month.

Films-on-USB kiosks come to airports

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Microsoft slashes Office 365 prices

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Linux

They are only offering this to New and Returning customers. So, the customers that are loyal and paying full whack are not going to see any discount. $MS is simply trying to pull users in to their unloved service. I suspect they are not fairing to well against google docs.

Council spunks '£100k on how to wash your hands' vid

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"Instead, he moderately suggested: "Some councils either have more money and time than they know what to do with, or have a misguided understanding of what their job involves." -- Fantastic

Microsoft reveals low-end WinPho limitations

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: "Microsoft encourages developers to be careful with their memory use "

"Help me from the floor, someone..." -- sorry, busy cleaning coffee off my screen

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Trollface

It's not that I "Just don't like it", the design aesthetics are flawed. Having seen these flaws I refused to go any further evaluating it. I am also acutely familiar with Windows itself and having bashed my head against walls due to it's infuriating nature, hoop jumping et al; I feel dubious about having that software on a device that I regularly use 'In Anger'.

"And I know someone else who hates it too" -- There are plenty of people that don't like it, my anecdote was not simply "My friend doesn't like it either". My Colleague's Friend was actually expecting more functionality and a better user experience, if Windows phone were to have had that functionality/user experience then I guess we would not be hearing about my Colleague's Friend.

If Microsoft had put some initial thought into their Phone OS, perhaps many of us 'haters' would find it more credible, but for now ...

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Re: @Miek - Well, at least the buyer's been warned.

"It plays videos just fine with a high volume from the built-in speaker. I use Any Video Convertor to squash videos down a bit for playing on my phones." -- That's good to hear, my Friend's Wildfire has trouble with YouTube and flash content.

Miek

Re: Well, at least the buyer's been warned.

In the case of the original HTC Wildfire, they had 385MB Ram / 512 ROM, a cheap screen and a 528Mhz CPU. The phone performed well enough, wasn't great for watching video. The only reduced features for those phones was the lack of live wallpapers and HD recording (that I know of).

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Linux

"How is Windows Phone a joke?" -- Just look at how worked up you are getting. There are so many fails in WinPhone 7 for me to list on this site without a TLDR warning. For a quick, summary, I would say that the tiles are nasty, the black menu strip down one side is a waste of space and a poor design device. On each page the titles and content do not fit on the screen (intentional or not it is awful), I tried the "Try windows on your phone online" experience and laughed so hard I covered my desk and carpet in coffee.

I quote this anecdote often, but it is apt ...

My colleague showed a friend his Android phone, and his friend said "Wow, my contract is up at the end of the week, what should I get", my Colleague said he should try a HTC one ....

A few weeks later my colleague is talking to his friend, who says that he cannot use the phone, it doesn't do lots of things he wanted and that he hates it. Turns out he was sold a Windows phone.

"Unless you're going back to market share, and well, there's certainly an issue there. But how much of an issue? If market share is your yardstick, then linux on the desktop is a joke and you should take a good look at where your life went wrong." -- Oh, quick attack Desktop linux by posting comments into a website hosted on linux. Go enjoy vista you wintard.

"then linux on the desktop is a joke and you should take a good look at where your life went wrong" -- What? Just because I am not using what all the other Sheeple are using ? Now we've come full circle.

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Trollface

"Damn! I could have bought an Android and had the joys of crashing, malware and Java in my life! What was I thinking?"

Well, if I wasn't well fed before, I am now. But unfortunately, I am not lucky enough to have experienced crashing or malware. Java, on the other hand, is a royal PITA.

"retarded sheep", is a retarded sheep one that doesn't follow the herd or what? I bought an Android, not because everyone else had one, in fact virtually no-one had one, I am/was an early adopter and proponent of Android. Windows Phone is a joke and deserves a bit of ribbing, if you can't construct an argument to support it other than "You are a sheep for using android" then that's a bit lame.

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Trollface

"If you're thinking of getting a Windows Phone, you may want to consider these things first before splashing out on a budget version." -- consider where your life went wrong first, then worry about how cheap you are.

Microsoft 'yanked optical drive from Xbox 720'

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Click refresh before you repost!

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Coat

Can I install Ubuntu on it ?

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Unhappy

So no more second hand games market then?

Microsoft tech turns any object into a touchscreen

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Perhaps they could create a parrot-shaped box for the shoulder mounted matey. Yarr

NASA to blast 5 rockets in 5 min in jet stream test

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Could they not save money by launching some Weather Balloons, I hear they are made for that kind of thing.

MYSTERY programming language found in Duqu

Miek
Coat

Re: Impressive work...

Yeah, but Kaspersky apparently need help with their addition ....

"The Kaspersky research team has gone some way in unravelling the mystery language used by the Duqu Framework, but still needs addition help."

Should I get my coat or my pedant's hat? Hmmmm

Google’s privacy policy: Incoherent and confusing

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Big Brother

Re: It's fine print

and it's only 'fine' print in an effort to prevent you from reading it.

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Linux

Re: A fool and their data @Meik

Um, yes I have visited America, what's your point exactly? Are bicycles somehow different in the USA as compared with the rest of the world ?

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Re: A fool and their data @Tom 7

What's wrong with Bicycles?

UK.gov holds summit to stop satnav-driven smash-ups

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Re: IQ is not an indication of driving ability

Indeed, I usually find it's the drivers who are not paying attention to driving and would rather read a magazine or do their make-up in the rear-view mirror that tend to be the most dangerous on the roads.

Workers can't escape Windows 8 Metro - Microsoft COO

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Linux

Re: Full Screen

I know many users who are unfamiliar with the idea that they can run multiple windows and switch between them, perhaps $MS is going to deprecate Multi-Tasking as of Windows 8.

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Linux

" which stuffs a user's business apps, files, settings and a full corporate Windows 8 build on a memory stick" -- forget about losing your laptop, windows has helpfully bundled all your stuff onto a USB key for you to lose in a more convenient fashion.

Yet another iPhone patent lawsuit

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Trollface

"Eastern Texas District" -- wow, how credible!

Patent troll is patently obvious.

Giant stick insect saved from extinction

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Re: Heard about these before

Sounds like he is following her around the dress shops.

Jelly Bean confirmed as Android names get sweeter

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Linux

Farcical Fondant Fancy?

Android a photo-slurper too: report

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Re: I STOPPED....

Ditched Angry Birds myself when I realised they were adding more and more intrusive permissions to their games, to the point that it wanted to read my SMS, my contacts and more.

Metro breakdown! Windows 8 UI is little gain for lots of pain

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Re: It looks like Windows 8 has caught Shuttleworth disease...

Maybe they are expecting phenomenal increases in phone screen resolution.

Weeing Frenchman sues Google over Street View photo

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Re: Legal or not

"an inhabited bathroom" -- You have people living in your bathroom?

Windows 8: Sugar coating on Microsoft's hard-to-swallow tablet

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Linux

Re: Wonderful tablet..

"Did you know that Internet Explorer has a 'Kiosk' mode for quite some time now? Simply use the '-k' commandline parameter while starting and you see what I mean; fullscreen explorer (easiest way to try is opening up cmd.exe and going to \program files\internet explorer\. From there start "iexplorer.exe -k")."

Uh, no. The easiest way is to press F11 (works with FF and Chrome too).

Windows 7 squeezed into Android tablets

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Trollface

Who would want this? $MS office is shit and bloaty, just what we don't need on tablets. If you're that excited about running office, wait for the Windows 8 paper-weights.

Microsoft drops 'risky' Windows 8 preview on World

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Re: @Obviously

"Well paint me blue and call me Susan!" -- You sir owe me a new Red Dwarf themed keyboard and a fresh cup of coffee. I also quite agree that some folk like to actually work on their computers and get stuff done.

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Re: Re: OK thats horrible

"And is "Charms Bar > Settings > Power" really that difficult to find? I think it's probably a case of you just not knowing about the Charms Bar properly yet." -- The powerpuff Girls called and said that they want their Charms Bar back.

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Linux

Re: Ooh look...

Actual I think the Linux haters are simply enjoying watching the $MS fans rant on about how bad it is.

Powerful, wallet-sized Raspberry Pi computer sells out in SECONDS

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Re: Re: Re: I cant wait for mine!

Don't you just hate a nosey PC?

Stop snubbing top scientists' advice, Lords tell MPs

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Re: Re: "The (only?) cure to malaria came from Chinese traditional medicine.."

@Ken Hagan

I think you are referring to Chinese Sweet Wormwood:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemisia_annua#Malaria_treatment

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"The report [PDF] added that boffins had been sidelined or ignored on offshore wind strategies, ID cards and NHS and Department of Health funding of homeopathy." -- not to mention David Nutt who was fired for having a view contrary to the one that the MPs held.

Interpol attacks hacks

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Re: Is that you General Ripper?

Mine have been sapped and impurified :(

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Re: This is not unexpected

@AC . Define "Hack"