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New side-channel leak: Boffins bash operating system page caches until they spill secrets

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Re: I'm curious...

Security can't be "fixed" - all we can do is fix today's bug - tomorrow there will be others. Security isn't something that you can impose on an insecure design, all we do is patch bugs as they are discovered.

But what's "security"? Is it making sure nobody can access your data, is it making sure you don't lose your data, or is it being able to access your data at any instant?

Pick any two - you can't have all three.

More nodding dogs green-light terrible UK.gov pr0n age verification plans

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Re: Is this the stupidest idea ever?

It's not the children who are stupid, it's the politicians.

Hope you're over that New Year's hangover – there's an Adobe PDF app patch to install

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Bugs? We likes them ... gotta keep that license active.

Their mainstream products rely on the license model - corporations had to switch from single use purchase to a small monthly fee ($40/user) to continue using them. The monthly fees are paid by credit card and unless someone looks very carefully at the corporate credit card statements, they continue with the licenses forever ... even if the original user stopped using any of the applications.

Do the math, $40 times 10,000,000 users each month (and that's a conservative estimate).

Oz cops investigating screams of 'why don't you die?' find bloke in battle with spider

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I'll trun the volume down ...

... next time I listen to Big Youth's "Screaming Targets" album.

Oregon can't stop people from calling themselves engineers, judge rules in Traffic-Light-Math-Gate

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Re: Incredible

This has been around for years - when my company moved me from being a "Service Engineer" (zero paper qualifications in the UK back in the 70's) to fix their stuff in the the US, I made them print me a whole new set of business cards.

This is the US - in Louisiana you need a State License (sic) to braid hair and sell flowers.

Detailed: How Russian government's Fancy Bear UEFI rootkit sneaks onto Windows PCs

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5 second fixes

Sure, you can "fix" the bug in 5 seconds but let's add a day or two for testing afterwards. It's one thing to find and fix the bug - but it's a completely different issue to be certain that you haven't introduced another vulnerability.

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Re: The real solution

... a lurking rootkit installer could does sit in the background ... - there, fixed it for you.

Crystal ball gazers declare that Windows 10 has finally overtaken Windows 7

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Terminator

But will Windows ever get to 11?

W10 is now three years old and will be four by the time that W7 support is pulled - so I would expect that Microsoft is working on another version by now. I use Vista, W7, W8 and W10 daily - and there's an XP system that's used for old software support.

Every time this subject sticks its head up we have the usual "move to Linux" comments (yawn). But the fact is that most people are not moving to Linux, it's just too different - I think there's a market opening for an operating system that looks like, and works like, Windows 7 but runs on OpenBSD or some other secure system - W10 may be "free" but I'd happily pay for security, no data leakage and being able to get on with my work without learning this months features.

Your mates vape. Your boss quit smoking. You promised to quit in 2019. But how will Big Tobacco give it up?

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Re: Dunghill

I preferred Capstan Full Strength - at about 4mg of nicotine, it was a better hit for the buck at the time.

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Re: Hospitals

Sure, I've seen that for years but it you were dying of cancer wouldn't you look for a little pleasure before you died?

Microsoft's 2018, part 2: Azure data centres heat up and Windows 10? It burns! It burns!

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Re: All that elderly code is one reason for the current woes of the OS (?)

OMG! I've just upvoted bombastic bob!

Well, the fact is I'm 100% with you on that post - Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year Bob!

Silicon Valley CEO thrown in the cooler for three years, ordered to pay back $1.5m for bullsh*tting investors

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Re: Ok, now this is FAKE NEWS

So he screwed a Venture Capitalist ... That's a first - normally it's the other way around.

When the VC's call you all they want to know is, "Do you have more than $2M income?" otherwise they just fade away ... they call this a "startup" but if you have more than $2M income I think you are way past the startup phase. VC's have zero interest in real startups or "investing" - they just want to tap into your income.

London Gatwick Airport reopens but drone chaos perps still not found

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fast-tracked in January

LOL - you think that the government will get anything done in January? They are way too busy arguing about BREXIT to worry about anything like this - what's a potential hazard to aviation compared to their worries about getting re-elected after BREXIT?

ICO has pumped almost £2.5m and 36 staff into its political data probe – but only 2 are techies

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Re: Outsourcing..

Is the ICO any different from the rest of the UK government?

It looks to me as if they are following standard UK operating procedures - pay the managers and outsource as much as possible. This saves a lot of money, savings that can be used to keep the costs of running the government down. Sure, the quality of the services often means that the delivery is poor but that doen't usually appear on the radar until later - then we rinse and repeat.

Error pop-up? Don't worry, let's just get this migration done... BTW it's my day off tomorrow

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took the day off

That's quite normal, the PHB probably thought that everything would go fine and the staff would fix any issues - no need to miss a nice day for golf. Turned out that way too - the PHB probably got a nice bonus at the end of the year for the successful migration too. Welcome to modern business management.

Uncle Sam fingers two Chinese men for hacking tech, aerospace, defense biz on behalf of Beijing

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MSPs are ?

... the standard target for NSA and GCHQ - how terrible, the Chinese are trying to hack into our computers! Of course we would NEVER do anything like that would we?

Welcome to the world as we know it - everyone is trying to hack you ... and our global tech companies are telling us how wonderful Cloud Storage is ...

Google settles Right To Be Forgotten case on eve of appeal hearing

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Re: Funny old world ...

In the modern world, corporations are "people" too, so will we see them using the "Right to be Forgotten" in the future? Will politicians start calling on the"Right to be Forgotten" to remove evidence of their previous antagonism towards citizens that they think might vote for them in the next election?

The Right to be Forgotten fixes nothing, it's just kicking the can down the road.

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Joke

Will Google file a Right To Be Forgotten order over this case and delete it from the Internet?

A few reasons why cops didn't immediately shoot down London Gatwick airport drone menace

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Re: Special powers

Sure, you can ban them but can you stop people building them in their back-yard? It's not that difficult.

London's Gatwick airport suspends all flights after 'multiple' reports of drones

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Re: Multiple drones/operators/battery packs?

Could be someone working at Gatwick and wanting to have the rest of the week off?

Watching the official reaction here I think that this will become a popular protest method for future runway expansions if you can shut an airport down with just a couple of drones.

A year after Logitech screwed over Harmony users, it, um, screws over Harmony users: Device API killed off

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Re: The Only Thing...

I will never forgiven them for buying and killing the Slimp3 Squeezebox system. Logitech is a typical "modern" company, customers are just wallets waiting to be turning into corporate profits to them.

Mark Zuckerberg did everything in his power to avoid Facebook becoming the next MySpace – but forgot one crucial detail…

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Re: No one likes a lying asshole

But we've voted them into office in the UK and the USA - sure, we may not like them but we've given them control of everything because they've promised (lied) that they will fix everything. And it turns out that all they care about is getting reelected.

Is Google purposefully breaking Microsoft, Apple browsers on its websites? Some insiders are confident it is

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Re: Karma's a b1tch

Never attribute to Malice anything that can be achieved with Incompetence ... while I would not say this to defend Google, if you are running a currently supported version of Windows 7 Professional and follow Microsoft's own link in Control Panel System Settings to "Get More Features..." or upgrade then you get a message that your browser is out of date - no upgrade for you.

Suunto settles scary scuba screwup for $50m: 'Faulty' dive computer hardware and software put explorers in peril

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Re: Isn't that what the watches with the numbered bezels are for?

I quit diving before the computers came around - we always did the math in our heads, planning the time pre-dive and then adjusting the time depending on the depths that we reached. And I always allowed for a margin of error and a safety margin - that's the way we were taught back then. The golden rule was - and probably should still be - TRUST NOTHING.

American bloke hauls US govt into court after border cops 'cuffed him, demanded he unlock his phone at airport'

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Re: Don't put any sensitive info on devices when you travel.

You can store whatever you want, wherever you want - just don't assume that you are the only person who knows about it. The safest place to store anything is in plain sight - I would be very surprised if any cloud storage was not being monitored these days.

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Re: Just say "Yes Sir"

I have been (briefly) detained in the past and never had any problems other than a delay. If you read the story, and you live in the US, then you'll see that all of the issues came up after he followed your suggestions.

And yes, they can do all this to US citizens and if you take your attitude up with them I doubt that we'll see you here in the comment section for a while.

Houston, we've had a problem: NASA fears internal server hacked, staff personal info swiped by miscreants

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Re: It's time for

Funny, but sadly it's not just the Republicans doing that, the Democrats aren't much better and the Russians, Saudis, Chinese etc are far worse. It's Christmas so I'll offer a funny reply link - they all just need to F.O.C.U.S.

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Re: Hah!

This happens all the time - the user gets a shiny new machine, copies all the files over and puts the old one in the cupboard - just in case something goes wrong or they missed a file somewhere. The shiny new machine works great and a couple of years later they notice the old machine in the cupboard ... better get rid of that, oh wait - there's a property tag on it, better call Central Services (sic) and get it taken off the inventory. And away it goes ...

Microsoft flings untested Windows 10 updates to users! (Oh no it doesn't!)

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Paris Hilton

Maybe it's time for a Hard W10exit?

Windows has been around for a while, perhaps it's time to pull the chain, flush the whole thing away and start again?

On the plus side, it's an operating system with a lot of baggage and an infinite number of developers independently writing drivers, TSR's and apps - given the lack of control over the hardware and the operating environment, I'm impressed that it works as well as it does ... see icon.

Silent night, social fight: Is Instagram the new Facebook for pro-Trump Russian propagandists?

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Re: freedom and choice

Don't forget that Hitler was elected democratically by your standards.

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I was watching the posts on Facebook during Brexit and the 2016 election in the US and it was blindingly obvious that their users were being manipulated via the targeted adverts. But ever since Trump and the Brexiters "won" the votes, they have been working to deny that their victories were organized by third parties.

Now they say things like "Anyway, sure, let's have some government regulate all of our communications for truthiness. What could go wrong with that?" Wait, didn't some government just persuade you to vote against your own interest and vote for theirs instead?

Jingle bells, disk drives sell not so well from today. Oh what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open array...

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So this is news? It was not expected?

I suspect a lot of casual storage has moved to the cloud. It used to be that the lusers had a 100Mb disk stuffed to the gills, then they moved to a 1Gb disk with 100Mb of data scattered around ... but in the cloud a 1Gb disk would support about 15 lusers (the hibernation and tmp files stay at home).

Who's watching you from an unmarked van while you shop in London? Cops with facial recog tech

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Re: Funding cuts lead to this

"Anecdotal but for years I lived across from a pub" - let me guess, you have no problems now - the pub has gone out of business ... along with half of the high street ... and you think the economy will just continue to get better with current political policy?

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Funding cuts lead to this

Our "Strong and Stable" Conservatives have been cutting funding for the Police for years, there are fewer police on the streets so what do you expect will happen?

The police force have a job to do and they are trying to do it with less money and fewer staff - that's our current policy isn't it?

So which company is selling this technology to the cops? We're heading towards Privatization of the Police - after all it's worked so well for the Trains, the Post Office, Electricity and Water ... the people running those services are making lots of money.

Scumbag hackers lift $1m from children's charity

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Re: The horses are out... close the barn door!

Try buying commercial insurance ... while you have a point for one claim like this, their rates will now go sky high and the insurance company will plan to recoup the expense by increasing rates policy wide.

If an insurance company offers a $1,000,000 liability policy for $20k a year and sells 100 policies and gets one claim a year, then they make $1,000,000 a year. It's Christmas, triples all round chaps!

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Re: The horses are out... close the barn door!

It would be interesting to learn just how they managed to fall for this. Did an email arrive in the PHB's account which was then forwarded to the accounting department with a note say's, "Pay this please"? Did the PHB do it, or maybe they never even saw it?

How many other scams have they fallen for? Do they even know?

Amazon's creepy facial recog doorbell, Facebook open sources machine learning code and much more

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Classic AI music

“All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.”

- Frank Zappa

Time for a cracker joke: What's got one ball and buttons in the wrong place?

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Re: Rodentia

My wife was a school teacher and taught the computer lab, she had a problem with the kids nicking the balls from the mice at the end of class - she put an end to it by telling everyone to turn their mice over at the end of the hour so that "she could could inspect their balls".

These days she'd probably get prosecuted for saying that - it's a good job the technology has moved on!

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Re: Network to go...

Those were the days! When networking was just a coax cable strung around the office ... I set that up at home years and years ago, eventually upgraded to Twisted Pair, and last week switched to Fibre optic but I've still got a MicroVAX on the network. It's connected via a DECnet adapter, to a coax to 10BaseT switch, to a FO adapter - what fun!

Brazil bested by hackers, Virgin plugs hub bugs, and France surrenders… records

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Re: Possible Panic Vector?

These hacks have been going on so long and happening so often that I suspect most people have just given up caring, it's "Hack Fatigue" (kinda like Brexit fatigue) you read the News and just say, "Oh No, not again, again."

What's the common factor in all these incidents?

It's The Internet, we're doing this to ourselves.

US elections watchdog says it's OK to spend surplus campaign cash on cybersecurity gear

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Re: Another Investment Opportunity for Congress

"You do realise this is EXACTLY how politics works within the European Union, don't you?"

Of course, in England we would do it differently, we'd use the campaign funds to attend a five week course on home router security at a five star hotel in the Bahamas, security affects the whole family so the wife, kids, and girlfriend would attend too.

Postmates plans rollout of autonomous delivery robots in US

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Re: "headed first to LA"

Probably that same places that fire their teachers when they give a world geography lesson and mention the Niger River in West Africa... "America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." - Arnold Toynbee.

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"headed first to LA"

In LA (the abbreviation in the US for the State of Louisiana) they will need floats and a propeller ... I wonder if you mean L.A.? aka Los Angeles?

Spending watchdog points finger at Capita for 1,300 shortfall in British Army rookies

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Re: Is there not an alternative explanation ?

Sure - but with "austerity" in full flood, if you are young then joining the Army is a good income for a while so long as you can avoid shooting yourself in the back after an argument in the barracks.

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I assume that there's no possibility that Capita have ever donated to any political party ...

Taylor's gonna spy, spy, spy, spy, spy... fans can't shake cam off, shake cam off

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Re: The dawn of digital "checkpoints" for government control

if by "soon" you mean "already" ....

These stories always amuse me, the comments section goes bananas in shock but the fact is, this has been going on for years and they've only just noticed. We live in this world:

Bought a ticket for the concert on-line? They have your details and know who you are.

Did you tweet that you are going to the concert? They have your details and know who you are.

Do you have your phone with you? They have your details and know who you are.

Did you drive to the concert and park locally? They have your details and know who you are.

Did a friend post on FB that they were going with you? They have your details and know who you are.

And you're worried that they took your photograph? Did you miss the novichok guys getting photographed everywhere?

The fastest, most secure browser? Microsoft Edge apparently

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JAB

Just Another Browser ... I don't see a lot of difference between any of them, they all try and sell you on "Use Me!" and they all pass information around your back when you are not looking - "Hey little luser, want a cookie?"

Phew, galactic accident helps boffins explain dark matter riddle

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Re: Explains the riddle...?

I think it does exist, it's caused by a strong Brownian Motion (say a nice hot cup of tea) in another dimension - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

It is with a heavy heart that we must inform you hackers are targeting 'nuclear, defense, energy, financial' biz

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Re: emails contain poisoned Word documents

This is NOT news - I've been seeing these hack attempts for years. Our mail-server holds all emails that have a suspect attachment - *.ace, *.ade, *.adp, *.bat, *.chm, *.cmd, *.com, *.cpl, *.crt, *.doc, *.docx, *.exe, *.gz, *.hlp, *.hta, *.htm, *.html, *.inf, *.ins, *.isp, *.js, *.lnk, *.mdb, *.mde, *.msc, *.msi, *.msp, *.mst, *.pcd, *.pi, *.pif, *.reg, *.scr, *.sct, *.shs, *.uue, *.vbe, *.vbs, *.wsc, *.wsf, *.wsh, *.xls, *.xlsx, *.rtf, *.rar, *.dot, *.jar, *.arj, *.lzh, *.iso, *.xz, *.xlxs, *.r0*, *.r1*. *.r2*, *.z

Problem partially solved ... I'm thinking of adding *.pdf to the list but for the moment I've remove Adobe Reader from every computer and installed a third-party reader.

Dixons Carphone smarting from £440m loss as it writes down goodwill on mobile biz

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End of Year Tax loss?

Certainly the markets are changing, but it sounds like an accounting maneuver for tax reasons.