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Climate model code is so outdated, MIT starts from scratch

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Re: students can't learn Fortran ?

The students will be busy learning Julia and getting it working to model the climate model, so it's going to be a while before we get to start verifying that the new code replicates the original climate model. However that will be a very good experience for the students and will probably make them very good coders - it will be a good lesson:

println ("hello whirled")

But a FORTRAN programmer would just be writing the original code in Julia, FORTRAN programmers can write FORTRAN programs in any language - that's a traditional joke but the reality is that creating accurate and functional code is determined by the writer, not the language.

Creator of SSLPing, a free service to check SSL certs, downs tools

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Re: Sign up?

UpTimeRobot works very well, I've been using it for years now and I pay them for their service every year. Free services are handy if you are just playing with things but... "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less." - Brendan Behan

AI-powered browser extension to automatically click away cookie pop-ups now promised

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Re: You need AI/ML for that?

"Give us access to the data we require, or be prepared to be blasted out of the sky" - a line in the Red Dwarf episode, Tikka To Ride back in 1997.

I wonder how that would be written these days, would they mention cookies?

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Re: Researchers are already looking for a workaround no doubt.

It's illegal to walk out of a pub after a few hours and piss on the street ... so maybe we should just make cookies illegal - it's not that different. Yes, it would change the web environment but stopping people pissing on the street helped make the world a better place.

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Re: You need AI/ML for that?

disabling JS on web pages now days will give you a completely empty page at best. - FTFY

Zuckerberg gets $26m in 'other' Meta compensation

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Government advice?

Maybe Nick Clegg has just given Zuck a few explanations of the way that British politicians avoid tax payments...

Critical bug allows attacker to remotely control medical robot

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Re: Worrying

But these are NOT your typical "average IoT device" - I think your comment probably illustrates how this happened, they were designed by people working to fix medical issues and help patients move around - the entire design efforts for any medical device are to make them work 100% and cause no new health issues. The designers were concentrating on making a device that worked, not a device that couldn't be hacked and was 100% secure.

This is not a criticism of the designers, it looks like they were doing a good job - but the hacking is something that's totally outside the original design efforts - you can't build a device and have the doctor say, "It broke their ankle" and then reply, "sorry about that but it can't be hacked by ransomware."

These days, building an "unhackable" device is going to need a lot more effort than just meeting the company management's initial design definition.

Volkswagen: Expect chip supply problems until 2024

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SMT vs IC sockets?

SMT leaves you with virtually no alternative options, but when we did everything with chips in IC sockets it was easy to bend a pin out and then wire it somewhere else.

EU countries want to pool photos in massive facial recog database

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Re: Yeah right.

I think this could pretty much end COVID, everyone will start wearing masks all the time even if they are anti-vaxers. Also maybe we'll start to see a lot more big beards, long hair, and everyone wearing very big hats (with floppy sides) all the time. Remember how things changed when the Beatles appeared with long hair!

Ericsson pulls out of Russia 'indefinitely' to protest war in Ukraine

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So we're banning lots of things.

This entire war and related issues are a mess on all sides ... but maybe banning so much with Russia will result in fewer spam calls to the average Russians' phone? Perhaps a better approach would be for the security forces in the West to deliver Putin's (icon) and every army commanders phone numbers to the spam networks?

This is just a suggestion, not a joke.

What do you do when all your source walks out the door?

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Re: Educational Only

I remember back then occasionally working from home with the code - mainly because the day to day issues at the office were a complete pain and there was never the time to review all the code because people were messing with everything. So when there were bugs that nobody could fix I'd take the code home for a day and fix it, bringing the fix back to the office on a floppy disk in my pocket (icon - LOL).

US Army to build largest 3D-printed structures in the Americas

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Re: Finally- a solution for the homeless

"In what city is that a solution" I don't think this is how Catalhoyuk was built 10,000 years ago but it does sound like we could easily return to those days of easily building a few hundred houses, and then a few years later (when they collapse) building another couple of hundred on top of the old ones. Of course there will not be bulls heads mounted in the walls, just TV's these days. 10,000 years ago it fixed the "homeless" problems for the hunter/gatherers.

Google to sell replacement Pixel phone parts via iFixit

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Re: Designed for repair?

My comment is just based on trying to keep my families phones running for years now - iFixit has always done an excellent job documenting the "fixes" and making the parts available. Doing the repairs can work, but it's not easy because of the way the phones are built.

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Designed for repair?

I've worked to fix Google phone for years now, the earlier Nexus phones were relatively easy to open and repair but these days phones are not definitely designed to be repaired. Just replacing the battery can mean a complete disassembly, removing glue and tape internally and then juggling wiring around internally to get the old battery out. It's common if then reassemble the phone and find that it will not restart because something else got broken in the repair.

This is a design feature - phones are built to live a few years and then make the user buy a new phone. Users are just Google's food.

Newly released Space Force data could save life on Earth

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I'd buy NASA a beer anytime.

I've always been very impressed with NASA's work in every field, the people working for NASA always make every effort to do a good job (I've done a little work with a few of them years ago) and yes, there have certainly been a few minor issues in the past but every one of them has been fixed quickly.

Direct lithium extraction technique for greener batteries gains traction

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Re: Salton Sea

I wonder if the side effects of reprocessing of lithium results in much less harmful pollution than we've been hearing about for years when lead-acid batteries are being recycled?

"Certain lithium compounds, also known as lithium salts, are used as psychiatric medication, primarily for bipolar disorder and for major depressive disorder that does not improve following the use of antidepressants. In these disorders, it sometimes reduces the risk of suicide. Lithium is taken orally." - Wikipedia

China accused of cyberattacks on Indian power grid

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Re: Taking the eye off the ball

I just see virtually all countries in the world as being run by leaders who's brains never grew up after being about four to five years old. The majority of "world leaders" are just kids being stupid idiots ... they need to grow up and stop kicking their cats and puppies.

Russia (still) trying to weaponize Facebook for spying, Ukraine-war disinfo

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"I have a total irreverence for anything connected with Facebook except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer." - Brendan Behan (updated)

Happy birthday Windows 3.1, aka 'the one that Visual Basic kept crashing on'

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Happy Birthday!

Those were lovely days, I was always happy buying a new version and playing with the updates ... look at it these days and an update back then just helped pay the programmers developing the code without giving away all my information. It was so nice easy to just load a floppy disk and update the system, and the updates were relatively bug free.

VMware reveals a swarm of serious bugs – some critical

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"VMware is a company that thrives on profound reinvention"

This is universal ... every corporation keeps this under the table but bugs are a feature these days. A bug means that users have to update to the new versions, and when you update then your information is collected so bugs are quite profitable ... look at Google issuing "updates" to the phone apps every day now, most other companies are learning a lot from this and following the profitable bug methods at a slower rate.

Back in the old days a programmer who left bugs in their code all the time would get fired, these days they get promoted to upper management.

IBM deliberately misclassified mainframe sales to enrich execs, lawsuit claims

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It's not "New"s

This has been standard practice in IBM for years now, so this is just another little incident ...

"Anything you can do I can do better; anything I can do you can do better; anything I can do I can do better; anything IBM does will cost more money." (an ASR sig from years ago).

Block claims ex-employee downloaded customer data after leaving firm

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Re: Was him?

"How are they going to prove it was him and not someone with his id?"

Sure, but since his id appears to have been used, and worked after he left, it looks like the main problem is in Block's lack of security administration.

Xiaomi adds earthquake alert system to some smartphones

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Re: It's a bit creepy

Sure, it's even more creepy when you are just walking across the room and the room starts to shake a little, it would be good to know that it's worth getting into the doorway and standing there for a bit.

US, UK, Western Europe fail to hit top 50 cheapest broadband list

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Re: France ($28.92)

"from my landline I can call landlines in most of the world for free" ... so maybe I'll go and dig that old DC Hayes Micromodem out of the cupboard ... a lot slower I guess (not a Gigabit, more like a gimmyalittlebit) but I bet the malware delivery attempts would end once they discover that the link is that slow.

Google now requires two staff to sign off each Go change

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Scott Adams has documented this

So the PHB has a plan to avoid any issues for himself, maybe it will work, maybe not - and if not then the PHB will just propose a new plan and blame Dilbert. 50% chance of the icon.

Lenovo plans to hire 12,000 R&D workers, hypes 'quick market returns'

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R&D is always a good plan

I think particularly these days, where so much is changing (for better or worse) in all different markets that Lenovo works in. Hopefully R&D will be good for the future, too many other companies that I work with just seem to be sitting on the toilet reading a book these days.

Any fool can write a language: It takes compilers to save the world

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Re: "Any fool can write a language"

I started using assembler and then moved to FORTRAN in a new job, and since then I've had tasks that have involved writing in many new languages to fix problems for years now. Essentially when a new language appears, if I have to use it then I will ... I've always laughed at the old joke; "A FORTRAN programmer can write FORTRAN programs in any language" but LOL, it's a fact.

Remember when Huawei's CFO was detained in Canada? She's been promoted to chair the board

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Re: Spying software on phones?

Locally I see people driving down the Interstate, skipping from lane to lane without indicating anything (some of them are police cars) and speeding a lot of the time. But every now and then we hear that the police stopped a car because the driver failed to indicate when they changed lanes, and then "discover" drugs hidden in the car ... I expect that they are tracking the drivers phone.

If you fire someone, don't let them hang around a month to finish code

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Re: Extra credit

"What the hell difference does it make, Python or Assembler? There were good programmers lost on both sides." - Brendan Behan (updated to today's world).

AI beats top players at Bridge in two-day tournament

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So where are we going?

If AI is "better" than people playing Bridge are we going to just abandon all Bridge tournaments for people and just setup BridgeToc for all future games? I see AI as being helpful to improve the way that people see things but replacing people with AI would be a disaster.

In 40,000 years will there be a post on Facebook saying that a recent Archeologist algorithm suggests that humans appear to have been replaced by AI when the last Climate Change occurred, almost a repeat of the Neanderthals disappearing too?

Amazon warehouse workers in New York unionize in historic win against web giant

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Re: Trickle-down economics

So will the new workers be told to "train at home" by watching YouTube videos about loading a ferry and heading out to sea? Will we hear a worker on the news in a few months saying, "Oh, I didn't lock the doors at the back, sorry."?

That's an example of "Trickle-down economics" ... I hope the icon on this post never has to change!

Web3 'contains the seeds of a dystopian nightmare' says analyst firm

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"They just want things to work and be easy to use." - that's the entire environment in our world these days and we're always told that Google values their users' privacy (75.32B in 2021) so "privacy" is working for Google.

Russia bans foreign software purchases for critical infrastructure

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It looks like Putin has only banned the purchase of foreign software, not the theft of foreign software so there's relatively little change.

The month I worked for DEADHEAD: Yes, that was their job title

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Re: And even stranger things have happened and are happening .....

Alistair, Really Super Educated Human Organiser Laughing Everywhere ... and that's a great story!

Windows 11 growth at a standstill amid stringent hardware requirements

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Re: Why move to Windows 11 ?

Not supporting the Window 11 hardware requirements is a decent "feature" that's worth considering when you get a new PC.

With 90% COVID-19 vax rate, Intel to step up return-to-office

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Re: Heads in the sand

If they had all been working from home then Boris would have just had his parties on Zoom and everyone would be happy now. I love Dilbert's recent series with the cartoon "The Office is a beautiful place when everyone else works from home"

FTC sues Intuit for false advertising, says 'free' TurboTax isn't always free

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Re: So true

These days if it was "free" then Intuit would be selling all your data.

Cybercrooks target students with fake job opportunities

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Re: Do an online job interview, we'll pay you for the privilege

Phishing is standard these days, it's made so realistic because so many companies no longer handle their own emails, they are all using third party servers to send email, publish their web pages, and log into accounts. Very little of the internet is designed to be safe these days, it's just supposed to be easy to use - the cybercrooks appreciate that.

Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it

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I started writing assembler ... and remember this quote.

"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are by definition not smart enough to debug it." - Brian Kernighan

Microsoft accused of spending millions on bribes to seal business deals

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Re: It's only bad if you get caught

Yes, I doubt that this event was a result of a Microsoft plan ... it sound much more like someone doing a little fiddling to get a nice big bonus paycheck at the end of the year after they "created a big increase in sales in a new market!"

US DoJ reveals Russian supply chain attack targeting energy sector

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See "Cure IT"

A pair of wire cutters and a few tubes of epoxy resin would allow all these targets to be virtually completely secured.

Distributor dumps Kaspersky to show solidarity with Ukraine

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Re: For what it’s worth

If you want to see which AV app detects a virus then upload the potential infected file to virustotal - if your file is infected then virustotal will usually spot it and you'll see all the AV apps that don't.

All malware is written to avoid being detected and all AV software is updated all the time to catch the infections.

Meta sued for 'aiding and abetting' crypto scammers

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The aiding and abetting crossroads

"More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction.

Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly."

- Woody Allen (the icon applies)

Dunno about you, but we're seeing an 800% increase in cyberattacks, says one MSP

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I'm seeing an increase in Malware email deliveries - I'm not surprised and we're ready for it - fingers crossed, touch wood.

Americans far more willing to hand over personal data

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Re: Just as I thought...

You don't need to share your personal data with Facebook ... all your friends are sharing it for you.

AI-created faces now look so real, humans can't spot the difference

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Re: Detail and perception

The elf eyes see the world, humans need to join the elves on the boat and leave the AI (All Idiots) world.

Open source maintainer threatens to throw in the towel if companies won't ante up

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Re: Shouldn't have to explain

I think that a lot of FOSS gets created because the writers are just trying to show other people how things should be done - it's written by programmers who are trying to be educational and get a little praise or smiles from others.

Compare it to Free Open Source Artwork ... most people make no money but Banksy has been lucky, maybe we need to move FOSS to the Banksy world but it would be just another FOSS issue if anyone were to document how to do that.

Open source isn't the security problem – misusing it is

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Re: People understand the real cost

I have posted this many times, it's an updated Brendan Behan quote that I think defines the open source issues very well (the original quote has always made me laugh), I see so many of Behan's views and quotes needing only a small update to describe our problems these days:

"The big difference between software for money and software for free is that software for money usually costs a lot less."

Make sure you're up-to-date with Sonicwall SMA 100 VPN box patches – security hole exploit info is now out

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Optional Security

We seem to be seeing more vulnerabilities and hacks like this now that so many people are working from home. The entire working environment was changed overnight by the PHB without any discussion about these side effects.

Perseverance on the rocks: Pebbles clog up the rover's Martian sample collection

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Re: Per NASA

There is probably no way to 100% know how they became pebbles but I can remember walking through streams barefoot in north Wales as a kid and I know that pebbles are not always smooth - LOL, I used to love to pick them up and look at them, so many small pebbles, some were smooth, some were fossils, some where crystals and also minerals.