Any turbines up in Queensland? You'd better have learnt lessons from last year's storm !!
1322 posts • joined 19 Jun 2009
And I hear they'll rename it the Galaxy "Lottery of Death" 7 since you will be gambling with your life for the 7 days you'll use it before it bursts into life, er fire.
Well, the governments right hand certainly doesn't know what it's left hand is doing. Probably because the left hand has implemented encryption !!!
"and is an example of an undular bore." er no, it's an example of a bore who you don't want to get trapped next to in the pub.
And as el Reg implied, why is there no 'digital cloud'?
Changed hands recently. To the FBI who are currently looking at who falls for scam websites no doubt :-)
Why are terrorists being favoured here? What about drug dealers/users and paedo rings. Shouldn't the gov't be allowed to break into those groups or would it be too embarrassing to find all the MPs/Lords using those services?
My dish washer is connected to the internet. Me !!!
Since Farceborg et all can swiftly take down nudity, breast-feeding, buskers playing copyrighted material I can't see why they are so slow at taking down terrorist pages. Unless the US social media companies are actually supporters of terrorism?
Re: It's too bad
I think they use a shotgun cartridge to throw the net. Far easier would be to get a cheap drone yourself and kamikaze it into the opposition !!!
2,100 pints at a pint a day (for health benefits) is over 5 and a half years. So what is the shelf life going to be? I only ask because my tastes are unlike those of anyone else and I certainly wouldn't share £12/pint beer for free :-)
If they have to pay £6/day for missing installations then surely they will just add a month on to however long it would have taken them to cover their arses?
"originating from IPs in China" - bloody outsourcers
One of the guys on the actual robot overlord is wearing a stetson and no hi-vis vest - is he your mandatory "cowboy" construction worker?
Blame it on climate change !!! Either that or it's saving up for 'The Big One' !!!
Re: 3,200 applications??
In my experience, every Excel macro is an ''application" as far as management are concerned. I suspect there are in excess of 3,000 macros in use !!!
"best bank for customers" - but obviously not for staff.
When you're sick they ease the pain and can be a life saver.
I could say an Apple a day keeps the doctor at bay but that might be construed that iPads can last a whole day :-)
Earth was covered in ice at one point (or probably more), didn't do us any harm so other 'ice' planets are probably just going through a phase. By the time we get there, they'll have warmed up.
NASA does know that the ISS spins around the earth and isn't in line of sight all the time? Is the geostationary 'base station' going to have a stonking big buffer because watching Netflix in space will be tedious - watching for 10 minutes, buffering for 90, watching for 10, buffering for 90.
Funny, when I do pen testing, I usually just scribble it on a piece of paper to see if the ink runs :-)
over valued !!
Rockall. What is it good for? Fuck all (it seems) !!!
Was it an 'all-hands on' because it seems like a large number of females were present saying how things will get better. Where were they when things weren't better?
Why isn't it called Microsoft Yellow? Microsoft Red would be for the Russkies surely?
And Microsoft Blue is what the western countries feel like knowing they are being spied on.
You do me proud son !!!!
DXC could of course start their own Sports and Social Club - and maybe take on the HPE Socials at things like Senior Management Kick-Boxing (or should that be Kick Boxing the Senior Management?)
It's to stop people watching their own movies in flight and force them to watch the drivel the airlines want you to watch. That's my theory (which is as good as anyone else's on this matter I reckon) !!
SAN - Submarine Area network ?
Paris - because I hear she goes down (like a sub !!! )
They seem to have a lot of particles floating around in the LHC. Perhaps someone should hoover it out once in a while?
Perhaps we should be thinking that GCHQ is actually very good at covering their tracks and/or the FBI/NSA are rubbish at investigating stuff? Now that would be a turn up for the books !!!
Personally I think Trump is a twat and someone should shout at his tweets "FAKE NEWS everyone, it's FAKE NEWS" as he does to everything he doesn't like.
No Lego figurines doing a smack down?
So, is it names in a hat or keyrings in the middle of the office floor to see who you'll 'buddy' up with?
What I don't understand is why they claim to be an international organisation and therefore immune to local/EU laws (re labour abuses etc.). Surely that could be used by banks etc since they are international?
... the rubbish being uttered by the Trump camp ...
Yep, that's one way to keep them as partners :-)
So, they're cutting down on sexism and such like and he leaves because the companies values don't match his own. Someone with a suspicious mind might put 2 and 2 together !!
Just as well mine are located in my underground lair at the bottom of an extinct volcano. Mwahahaha.
if their UK app they've just released is as secure? And no, it only allows you to order when in the queue in store so in theory shouldn't store anything like your home address!!!
Well, if Britain's good enough to spy on Trump (allegedly) , it's certainly good enough to spy on EU nationals !!!!
Surely since we're going to use the US Marines planes, we can borrow some of their staff as well? You know, to maintain the ship, steer it, defend it etc.
Then some very disturbing pictures.
Then some very very disturbing text.
And more very disturbing pictures.
Yes, implementing ISO9001 is very disturbing :-)
Starcrash - now that looks like a great movie - did they every do a follow up?
Re: Pot meet kettle
takes me to a Companies House webpage showing a company called drop table companies ltd.
Eye, meet mud !!!
No ones mentioned MongoDB or is that just implied?
Where's the back story - how the feck did he get everything through the ring in the first place?
" Because flash arrays are so much faster, the college has found a 57 per cent reduction in its storage requirements" - huh? Since when has speed anything to do with storage space?
but there are at least two (count 'em, two) girlies on that panel. Is this right on an internet based setup? It does seem to set a worrying trend to the traditional white-male controlled setups.
Scientists get their maths wrong and so rather admit it, they make up dark matter. If only I'd known I could do that back in my school days !!!
Well, my ID was stolen. I am the rightful head of the British monarchy but some German and her Greek fella stole it from me.
I wonder if Erdogan realises Nazi is short for Nationalist (Socialist) - so if he's playing the nationalist card, guess who is the real Nazi?
It should also be remembered that Turkey was Germany's ally in WW1 and was technically neutral in WW2 but had no qualms supplying Germany with much needed goods to help their war effort. History eh, how inconvenient !!!!
Re: Rude awakening at 30,000ft
The staff used buckets of water - probably more than 100ml. Although I wonder why they didn't carry fire extinguishers on board?