It's just a friendly warning from BT not to break up their contract.
1641 posts • joined 19 Jun 2009
Somewhere in there is the germ
Should have ended it at that.
I heard Theresa May asked him to become the Minister for Equality to distract the press from her !!!
You're drunk, the mobile battery is low and you vaguely remember an article on el Reg about pissing to recharge your phone. Let's hope yours is waterproof :-)
Just wind your window down and ask for directions :-)
How do they do it?
It's a Cisco PR department trying to get free advertising from techie websites.
The large piece that fell should surely be on the floor. The stand-offs would have hit the angled piece and either caught it higher up or knocked it onto the floor.
I reckon a Lego mock-up should be done to test the physics (hence the icon).
Why don'y VR film makers put on the 'front' view a message saying look behind to get a code for a free Starbucks/pizza/etc? That'd encourage couch potatoes to move, even if it's just their head !!
Why doesn't Google only allow certain users to upload possibly terrorist-flagged videos, like the BBC etc so home users i.e. actual/wannabe terrorists get their propaganda automatically removed?
Let's hope they don't bundle Kodi with it to make it a media box !!!
Super secret court
but the judge is named. Not secret or smart !
Nice stating a ;fact which can't be disproven - if Sol had a twin (and they've already named it after a Star Trek movie), we should see it as a big hunka light, even if it's 1,000,000 AU away. We haven't spotted it so I would guess either (a) it never existed or (b) see a !!!
" added an additional backup route to carry emergency call traffic" but it seems normal calls will still be cut off if the link goes down. Nice. Now OFCOM how about fining them for that as well?
Hopefully these Frenchies hold all that personal data in the UK because I've heard a rumour we might not stay in the EU (I know, I know, never trust rumours!!!)
RPG/28 and RPG/400
Try programming that with spaces - for people under 50, it's the programming language for IBM System/38 and System/400 mini-computers.
Both copper bracelets and magnets are just sham medicine and I'm surprised an ex-fighter pilot fell for it.
If the rozzers found the data on his home computers, why did it need the help of the FBI and DoD to get a conviction?
125% of the sRGB colour spectrum
Note the spelling !!!!
By 2020 I expect a 2 exascale machine looking after my fridge. Has Moore's Law been repealed?
I think most telco's are still paying off their 3G license fee.
Hats? Bah !
Sex. Get them to learn about sex and how blokes want it and what trade off they have to give to their partners for it.
How will the human eye see it if it distorts light? Will Mickey look like Minnie?
So, peer to peer networks are out. What about downloading files directly? Or is that also covered?
Just asking for a friend, obviously !!
Suppose you want me to stop using IPX as well even though the Novell servers have gone !!
I wonder if people like the NSA need something like this in ISP's data centres to copy US citizens private data at speed?
Does the ASA not realise the free advertising they are giving Currys PC World?
Did a bloke called Hercules do the head cutting off?
But they are 'special' guinea pigs. So it's fine to be treated that way :-)
Because last months fan wasn't big enough :-)
"I'm also brimming with cash and stock options whilst 2000 will be joining me at the unemployment office with a slightly less generous payout." she allegedly said.
Read beyond the headlines? In this day and age? Might as well stop elections now.
'bout fecking time
Google should be held liable for allowing Justin Bieber to show his videos on Youtube !!!!
Not so much 'Should have gone to Specsavers' as 'Have gone to AWS'
But Sharp tellies are crap. What's the complaint?
Take my breath away..... and now you'll be singing it all day :-)
Re: False connection
In America, any nut job can buy a gun and ammo. Some states do check for things like are you are recently released mass murderer, but some states can't be bothered - something to do with the right to carry firearms although technically, it's muskets.
Either a very lazy malware writer or someone whose using the Apple store method of taking a third from hard working spam artists.
Time to buy shares in NXT speakers.
Sounds like he didn't really want Austin to close, what with threatening a fortnights outage of some services.
Obviously aliens ride comets as a stellar Uber and the signals are are them talking to each other.
Anything else is an Illuminati-led cover up to keep the sheeple on Earth whilst they plan to leave this cesspit before it gets too hot.
DDos attack and no mention of the Russkies?
She could possibly get away with no coalition - how often is there a full house in the Commons?
A fool and his money
are soon elected governor of Washington
Surely Alphabet was improving humans lives by not letting robots take over our jobs/sex life etc.
easily reaches the *millions* surely if they sold data @ $1.50/record and made over $7 million.
Oh no, Silicon Valley! Failed startup CEO on fraud rap after allegedly bullsh*ting staff and refusing to pay them
How long does US banks take for a wire transfer? In the UK, it's literally minutes nowadays (from high street bank to high street bank). If someone showed me a confirmation slip, I'd expect the funds to be in my bank by the time I log in. Not there and I'd be kicking off immediately, not working for another month or however long these guys took to realise they'd been conned.
Did Trump ever say 'Read my lips' before blatantly lying to the press?
Collect too much information and you can't sort the wheat from the chaff and that is even more irresponsible.
"pay equally across genders" - ah, I see Alphabet's problem. They don't realise the girls are also a gender which is why there is so much bro-mance in Silicon Valley.
How long does it take for a NSA used 'bug' to become public and fixed? I doubt days :-)
Sounds like the plot lines for Sin City 4.