* Posts by Roger Greenwood

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Roger Greenwood

Change to front page

I noticed that the link to these forums at the top of the front page has disappeared. Why? Just curious. Not even sure anyone will even see this as the list of forums also appears changed.

Windows 7 and Server 2008 end of support: What will change on 14 January?

Roger Greenwood

Just logged into my Ubuntu 2010 machine, last time was 9 months ago. Uptime 618 days. Used as an email server for an obscure email address, gets traffic every day. If it aint broke.....

Roger Greenwood

Re: A repeat of XP?

Still got 2 XP in the mix of about 20 desktop machines, one 14 years old, one 12. When they break they will be replaced. No problems but also not used for general web browsing so relatively low risk. One never changed because inertia, the other is "cold dead hands" kind of reason/person. It may well come to that.

Roger Greenwood
Happy

Does this mean....

... that it finally stops nagging me to install silverlight?

iFixit surgeons dissect Apple's pricey Mac Pro: Industry standard sockets? Repair diagrams? Who are you and what have you done to Apple?

Roger Greenwood

"...the equivalent of a two-bedroom terraced house in West Yorkshire on a computer"

We may live in hovels but it's worth it to be this far from London :-)

Doogee Wowser: The S40's a terrible smartphone, but a passable projectile

Roger Greenwood

There was a time....

.. when teachers would launch the blackboard rubber (eraser - a lump of wood the size of a brick) at any kid reverting to ankle biting annoyance. They usually missed but it woke us up. A rugged phone sounds like it would do the same job though.

I used to look forward to history, now it's just a memory.

Take a Big Blue cheque and go: IBM settles 281 UK age discrim cases

Roger Greenwood

Baccarat/baccara

Yes sir, I can boogie (1977 for the grandads). Ginni would remember that.

Space-wrecks: Elon's prototype Moon ferry Starship blows its top during fuel tank test

Roger Greenwood
Coat

Sometimes a test is done to find the weak spot and where the effort should be going. This may not have been their intention, but I bet they learnt a lot.

I've been told many times that any fool can make kit unbreakable, but if you don't break something then it was overengineered :-)

Yes the lab coat please with the copy of "Ignition!" in the pocket.

Labour: Free British broadband for country if we win general election

Roger Greenwood

Re: Ye Gods - back to the dark ages.

I'm conflicted. When I bought a house in the mid 80's I was treated as not worthy to own a telegraphic connection without extensive vetting, signatures and payment in advance, even though the line and phone were already installed.

But I also knew some folks who worked for the GPO/BT at the time, excellent and conscientious engineers who worked very hard and gave fantastic customer service. They were made redundant.

You're right, you can't turn back the clock.

Roger Greenwood

The bigger picture

As well as all the numerous problems mentioned above, a major aim seems to be to enable the poor downtrodden consumer (you and me) to have better internet so we can stop at home and buy more stuff easier. At the same time we need to "save the high street". Have they thought this through?

One man's mistake, missing backups and complete reboot: The tale of Europe's Galileo satellites going dark

Roger Greenwood

Re: if there are any questions

Q. "Why was the system built as a complex system, and not as a simple system?"

A. How about "mission creep"? With so many folks likely involved at so many meetings it seems plausible.

Reaction Engines' precooler tech demo chills 1,000°C air in less than 1/20th of a second

Roger Greenwood

Re: This is truely impressive

Graham that works the other way around as well :-)

Criminalise British drone fliers, snarl MPs amid crackdown demands

Roger Greenwood

Re: Make it like owning a vehicle

Quite right. I had to pass an exam to operate a radio for the same reason - it can affect others if not used correctly. Exceptions are toys with limits built in (e.g. mobile phones). Don't get me started on dog owners . . . .

Watch out! Andromeda, the giant spiral galaxy colliding with our own Milky Way, has devoured several galaxies before

Roger Greenwood

Let me get this straight ....

All matter originated from a single point in a big bang.

All matter in the universe is expanding, at an ever incresing rate i.e. getting further apart.

So how do 2 very big lumps of matter end up on a collision course? Who's driving this ship?

The Wun Show: Douglas Crockford has been sniffing JavaScript's bad parts again

Roger Greenwood

Fabulous . . .

. . . and now we are all left wondering how many vespas (spent or not) we need to lay our hands on.

That time Windows got blindsided by a ball of plasma, 150 million kilometres away

Roger Greenwood

Re: Sometimes I miss...

@Tom 7 I think you are onto something there. Write it up properly and I'm sure an Ig Nobel is a dead cert.

Apple tells European Commission it's nutty for slapping €13bn tax bill on Irish subsidiary

Roger Greenwood

Map comment

Nice map but was it necessary to stick a pin in Castlebar? It's actually quite a nice place and I don't think there are any Apple facilities nearby. Galway, however.....

And the teeny-tiny bottle of AI whisky goes to...

Roger Greenwood
Pint

As I'm sure most of you will know....

... HAL is alphabetically adjacent to IBM. Who says ACC didn't have a sense of humour?

Great choice, mine's a pint.

Cu in Hell: Thousands internetless after copper thieves pinch 500m of cable in Cambridgeshire

Roger Greenwood

Cost of new high grade copper (not the whole cable) is around £7/kg. On the black market (e.g. dodgy scrap dealer) that goes down to around £1 or £2/kg but still seems to be worth stealing despite the obvious risks of electrocution and not insignificant effort both nicking it and stripping it. Almost seems easier to work for a living.

We've seen a few remote sites where the LV copper busbars have been ripped out (i.e. no PVC to remove). Disruption is then immense. One of our customers commented:- "I wish I could get our guys to work like that - middle of the night, confined space, tight timescale..." :-)

Look, we know it feels like everything's going off the rails right now, but think positive: The proton has a new radius

Roger Greenwood
Pint

Hard to remain neutral on this one

Y'know how everyone hated it when tuition fees went up? Cutting them now could harm science, say UK Lords

Roger Greenwood

Lot of affinity with your sentiments. As a student in the 70s, 80s and 90s (all part time) I remember we all appreciated those teachers/lecturers who had a life outside of school and were able to give us stories and examples from the real world. Those who have worked elsewhere before becoming teachers are becoming a rare breed (any good teacher is a rare breed - I couldn't do it!) and we (as a country) waste all that experience focussing solely on the academic aspects.

Eventually we may realise that society needs to get better a lifelong learning (not cram it all in up to 21) and also draw on the experience of our elders towards the end of their careers. Does nobody think long term any more?

Ohm my God: If you let anyone other than Apple replace your recent iPhone's battery, expect to be nagged by iOS

Roger Greenwood

Re: Ohm My Gawd

You have the capacity to change, use that power wisely....

Side-splitting bulging batts, borked Wi-Fi... So, how's that Surface slab working out for you?

Roger Greenwood

Re: 1 year warranty? I don't think so...

Items purchased by a business (including using a business credit card) can be particularly hard to return about after 1 year - their small print usually excludes you. (Yes I am bitter).

Microsoft hikes cost of licensing its software on rival public clouds, introduces Azure 'Dedicated' Hosts

Roger Greenwood
Devil

So apart from needing Marvin or Deep Blue to understand the terms, you also need to pay someone else to run someone elses software on someone elses computer. Sounds like a maze of twisty passages ending in a trap.

It's so hot, UK needs to start naming heatwaves like we do when it's a bit windy – climate boffins

Roger Greenwood

Re: Roasting Rodger

Thank you (though no 'd')

How does UK.gov fsck up IT projects? Let us count the ways

Roger Greenwood

Re: How does this compare?

M'lud I refer to my previous comment:-

"Private sector projects have similar outcomes but the figures are much more difficult to substantiate due to poorer record keeping, better accounting and ensuring that the truth is hidden from the Company Directors."

Note better accounting (for some definitions of "better").

Roger Greenwood

Nothing new here....

"UK E-envoy Announces Radical Shake-up

In a revolutionary move, the UK Government’s new e-envoy Mr Andrew Pinder, is about to announce the result of a huge two and a half week study into past and future I.T. projects and spending plans. Insider sources, close to ministers, who carried out the study at Neasden Polytechnic (London UK), are believed to have made some remarkable discoveries.

They found that, as predicted by Fred Brooks in his seminal work “The Mythical Man Month”, all IT projects run over budget and are always hugely late. Figures average around 834% in cost overruns, with some jobs being so late that they are never fully implemented, are typical for the public sector. Private sector projects have similar outcomes but the figures are much more difficult to substantiate due to poorer record keeping, better accounting and ensuring that the truth is hidden from the Company Directors.

More recent PFI projects (Private Finance Initiatives) will obviously go the same way, but at least the Government does not have to take the whole blame."

(I wrote this 19 years ago)

Industry reps told the UK taxman everything wrong with extending IR35. What happened next will astound you

Roger Greenwood

Re: Unsurprising

ICYMI - the best Boris quote by a country mile (Marina Hyde):-

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jul/12/country-beta-males-alphas-latin-president-tweeting-enemies

"Boris Johnson is the kind of guy who’d don Spider-Man pyjamas and scale a building in order to see less of his kids. Sorry, fewer."

In Rust we trust: Brave smashes speed limit after rewriting ad-block engine in super-lang

Roger Greenwood

I keep seeing ads for oscilloscopes. I already have 2 (at home) so the ads are hitting my wallet as well as my time :-)

The seven deadly sins of the 2010s: No, not pride, sloth, etc. The seven UI 'dark patterns' that trick you into buying stuff

Roger Greenwood

"I'm quite baffled as to who these techniques work on."

They probably work on most folks (el-reg readers excepted of course), especially the young, the innocent and the stupid. By definition half any population is below average savvy, you do the maths.

Cyber-IOU notes. Voucher hell on wheels. However you want to define Facebook's Libra, the most ridiculous part is its privacy promise

Roger Greenwood

Re: FaceBucks is the obvious name

Zuckerbucks is what I heard .....

'Cynical and bullying' TalkTalk hackerhacker getsgets 4 yearsyears behindbehind barsbars

Roger Greenwood

Re: "Reach out" makes me retch...

Hi Toby, just circling back to slide into your inbox and diary a conversation with you later. Need to ensure we increase our pipeline ROI.

Refactoring whizz: Good software shouldn't cost the earth – it's actually cheaper to build

Roger Greenwood

If you want to go fast . . .

then Fred Brooks has a suggestion for you:- plan to throw one away, you will anyway.

In the real world of hard stuff we call it prototyping and you learn a lot from the mistakes, but at some point you need to start again. Whether you do or not will be a political/ego decision not a technical one. The costs accrue accordingly.

We ain't afraid of no 'ghost user': Infosec world tells GCHQ to GTFO over privacy-busting proposals

Roger Greenwood

Re: They'll never get it.

Dalek dung - smells really good though.

War is over, if you want it: W3C, WHATWG agree to work towards single spec for HTML and DOM

Roger Greenwood

With all those TLAs flying around I do hope they set themselves up to meet at the Web Touchstone Forum.

Uncle Sam to blow millions on mind-control weapon tech that can be fitted without surgery

Roger Greenwood
Coat

"..then put the tool aside when the mission is complete" said the headset.

Well someone had to . . .

Tangled in .NET: Will 5.0 really unify Microsoft's development stack?

Roger Greenwood

Re: With apologies to Tolkein

Oh don't apologise, that was brilliant and exactly what I thought. It was written in the runes.

RIP Hyper-Threading? ChromeOS axes key Intel CPU feature over data-leak flaws – Microsoft, Apple suggest snub

Roger Greenwood

Good point. In my world HT = High Tension or abbreviation for height.

Double-sided printing data ballsup leaves insurance giant Chubb with egg on its face

Roger Greenwood

Having been burgled at work once, where they seemed to know the sensor coverage internally, such reports would be quite a thing to release into the wild. Thank you for your integrity.

Blockchain is a lot like teen sex: Everybody talks about it, no one has a clue how to do it

Roger Greenwood

Re: "Blockchain is a lot like teen sex" because;

f) once you grow up you try to forget it ever happened, and certainly don't brag about it.

It's May 2. Know what that means? Yep, it's the PR orgy that is World Password Day... again

Roger Greenwood

Re: El Reg recommends 2FA

"someone will come here and post as you!"

Shirley not, only if you give it to eadon.

(We'll not forget old eadon, and he drove the fastest milkcart in the west"

Boeing boss denies reports 737 Max safety systems weren't active

Roger Greenwood

Re: Next week...

I was expecting the CEO to highlight the positive - 737Max claims lowest fuel consumption of any airliner for the second month running.

Complex automation won't make fleshbags obsolete, not when the end result is this dumb

Roger Greenwood

"We will need a new generation of workers – robot minders"

That describes exactly my role 40 years ago in the maintenance department of a process plant. Lazy, expensive, messy and entirely necessary for when things went wrong. This time applied to a "new" industry, it really is just the same. If things went badly wrong in those days the result was a loud bang and a lot of mess to clear up. Remember Flixborough?

The other thing we did, of course, is try to stop the operator interfering with the automation :-)

UK libraries dumped 11% of computers since 2010-11... everybody has one anyway, right?

Roger Greenwood

There are more vulnerable than you think

We employ several who don't have an email address, no computer, no smartphone. Perfectly upstanding members of society who graft and pay their taxes. Up until a few years ago the same group had no bank account either (we insisted eventually). In many ways they fall into the vulnerable group as well, or they certainly will when they retire, they just aren't on the radar yet.

TalkTalk kept my email account active for 8 years after I left – now it's spamming my mates

Roger Greenwood

Re: Are any of them any good?

+1 for Zen. And it's run by very savvy humans.

I got a letter this week from TalkTalk inviting me back. Took me ages to stop laughing.

Original WWII German message decrypts to go on display at National Museum of Computing

Roger Greenwood

After the war . . .

In case you missed it, I recommend this excellent book "Programmed Inequality: How Britain Discarded Women Technologists and Lost Its Edge in Computing".

Makes you weep - we were so stupid.

Everyday doings of a metropolitan techie: Stob's software diary

Roger Greenwood

"hostage-grade cable ties"

Love the article, but shirley those are merely apprentice grade cable ties?

(or reserved for children of people you don't like).

If at first, second, third... fourth time you don't succeed, you're Apple: Another appeal lost in $440m net patent war

Roger Greenwood

Where's Groklaw when you need it?

Just being nostalgic, made for great reading back in the day.

Spektr-R goes quiet, Dragon splashes down and SpaceX lays off

Roger Greenwood

In the UK what usually happens is that as soon as redundancies are mentioned all the good (employable) folks leave immediately leaving the dross to fight it out.

Facebook's pay-for-more-eyeballs shtick looks too good to be true: Page views, Likes from 'fake' profiles

Roger Greenwood

Every now and again . . .

. . in a spare moment (too few) I randomly click on adverts. Partly this is to support the website I am on, partly this is to improve the quality of ads then seen elsewhere.

I don't really care (or sometimes even notice) what they are as long as they have nice pictures. If I used FB I would probably do the same - am I a fake account?