* Posts by Roger Greenwood

859 posts • joined 7 Sep 2006


Latest NHS IT revolution is failing to learn lessons from the last £10bn car crash

Roger Greenwood

Re: ANybody can do IT

"..asks the staff what they want.." has it's dangers though. If I ask 3 people their opinion I expect at least 5 answers, all conflicting.

Reminds me of an NHS project I heard about some years ago to do data entry directly for new births instead of numerous bits of paper. They used a midwife as a consultant and tester etc. Proper job. Then it went live. When a baby was whisked away by pediatrics they didn't get a weight so had to resort to paper - no option to proceed without a weight. Same if twins arrived - no option for 2nd baby. The reason was they had used a community midwife who just didn't see these things every day and nobody asked her the right questions. Ask carefully...

Roger Greenwood

Re: ANybody can do IT

Giles was good wasn't he? Today we have Matt, but all you folks under about 40 should go look him up.

Latest Microsoft 365 'wave of innovation' really just involves adding or renaming a bunch of update channels

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Re: Its as fucking annoying as then...

Training? No we don't do that anymore, just chuck it at the wall and see what sticks :-)

Serial killer spotted on the night train from Newcastle

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That's just twerk, as we say oop t'north

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

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Re: I'm so angry I can't think

I think all the above can be summed up in one word:- MegaSoft

Data centre reveals it modeled interiors on The Hunt for Red October sets

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That DC picture shows the boring bit

where the power comes in (TX) and DRUPS, not the interesting stuff. Yes I only get to visit the boring stuff (until it goes wrong, then it gets interesting).

Nervous, Adobe? It took 16 years, but open-source vector graphics editor Inkscape now works properly on macOS

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"starting at £19"

£19.97 per month (annual plan) is not a trivial amount for hobbyists/amateurs. On the upside if you pay the whole year in advance you get a £1.22 discount. Inkscape does look attractive all of a sudden.

The ultimate 4-wheel-drive: How ESA's keeping XMM-Newton alive after 20 years and beyond

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Worth a read of their website

Like this little gem:-

"The pointing accuracy of the 10-metre long XMM-Newton is 0.25 arcsec over a 10-second interval. This is the equivalent of seeing a melon from a distance of 300 kilometres, using a handheld telescope and seeing it without the slightest wobble!"

ATLAS flubbed: Comet heading our way takes one look at Earth, self-destructs into house-sized chunks

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You had cups?

Florida man might just stick it to HP for injecting sneaky DRM update into his printers that rejected non-HP ink

Roger Greenwood

Re: HP printers

Thanks for the tip WolfFan **

(** Orders another 2 Brother printers...)

Cloudflare goes retro with COBOL delivery service. Older coders: Who's laughing now? Turns out we're still vital

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Re: Michael Jackson

Wow that's a blast from the past Ken. I went back to school 25 years ago and had to do a bit of JSP. That's also when I learnt the far more valuable JFDI...

Bad news: So much of your personal data has been hacked that lesson manuals on how to use it are the latest hot property

Roger Greenwood

Re: So, basically businesses should acquire fraud guides

Pad that out a bit and you could sell it :-)

NASA mulls restoring Saturn V to service as SLS delays and costs mount

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Quick spray with WD-40, swap the electrolytics (re-cap) and good to go.

Google reveals the wheels almost literally fell off one of its cloudy server racks

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Re: A few pounds saved often leads to a few hundreds pounds spent later

".. wheels rated to 300kg, what did you expect to happen"

I would expect 4 wheels to withstand 1200kg, unless they were not up to the job......

Appareils électroniques: Right to repair gets European Commission backing

Roger Greenwood

Re: My wishlist

Whilst I agree with your sentiments, you will need to be specific and have some allowance for innovation:-

“The good thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.”

― Andrew S. Tanenbaum

UK.gov lays out COVID-19 guidance as the tech supply chain considers its own

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Black Helicopters

Come on

First named Corona Virus, then Covid 19, surely this should be renamed to match what they were really trying to make:- Carousel

Mirantis gros fromage quits to start new 'private LTE' biz on open-access spectrum

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Citizen band

I do hope they use 19 as the calling channel, just for old times sake.

RIP Katherine Johnson: The extraordinary NASA mathematician astronauts trusted over computers

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ICYMI (from twitter):-

You know she was a proper mathemetician when she lived to 101 and died in her prime.

RIP and thank you.

Flat Earther and wannabe astronaut killed in homemade rocket

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Re: Seems a bit cheap

Condolences to friends and family, I feel sure with an imagination like that he will be missed (as we still miss Lester). He got much higher than Vulture2/LOHAN, sadly he ended up rather flatter upon the earth, the good earth.

Decent, legal, honest and searchable: C'mon, Ofcom. Let us check up on the ad-slingers ourselves

Roger Greenwood

Re: Toothless regulators

I think that's what he said:- "..politely pushing them shut".

Excellent article, thank you.

And they said IoT was trash: Sheffield 'smart' bins to start screaming when they haven't been emptied for a fortnight

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Re: Sensors will be fun

Of course, that's exactly what they'll do. If all else fails they can send in the drone.

Roger Greenwood

Sensors will be fun

I wonder how they are going to measure the fullness of a bin. Weight? Ultrasonic level? Light beam? Either way I expect tinkering and hacking if not outright theft of devices assuming these are to be retrofitted to existing bin fleets - how much will homeowners be charged in future when their bin grows legs and walks away? (used to be £25 each around here).

It is also going to make "bin day" a bit of a lottery - not all bins are near the road and need to be dragged thorugh gardens and ginnels. Perhaps this is only for businesses and city centres?

I hope I see a follow up article just over the horizon.

Startup Mycroft AI declares it will fight 'patent troll' tooth and nail after its Linux voice-assistant attracts lawsuit

Roger Greenwood

Re: Prior art

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that

Yahoo! hack! payout! nearly! approved! and! the! question! is! how! to! spend! 60! cents!?

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In order to qualify

Don't you have to be a resident of the US as well? I thought I read that somewhere else.

Colombia accused of rigging .co contract for dot-org provider Afilias – is this document a smoking gun?

Roger Greenwood

Yes minister quote:-

James Hacker:

"No, but it's never been officially denied. First rule in politics: never believe anything until it's officially denied."

Need 32-bit Linux to run past 2038? When version 5.6 of the kernel pops, you're in for a treat

Roger Greenwood

Re: Can someone...

Yup - we have a machine weighing about 18 tonnes, £250k to replace running win2000 on it's local control station. Another, about £100k, runs NT on the front. The backends are PLCs (e.g. fanuc/siemens). I fully expect future generations to just reset the clocks and carry on. These sorts of machines are often sold on (2 of our old ones went overseas) for a very, very long life.

Remember that Sonos speaker you bought a few years back that works perfectly? It's about to be screwed for... reasons

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@Nolveys Thanks. That's going to be with me all day now :-)

LastPass stores passwords so securely, not even its users can access them

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It's easy to keep passwords from kids - put your notes in the fridge. In the salad tray.

Autonomous Logistics Information System gets shoved off the F-35 gravy train in favour of ODIN

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Re: Military aircraft records

"The job's not finished until the paperwork is done"

or as we use it "if it's not written down it didn't happen"

Change to front page

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Thanks for the explanation Marco,

I guess I got used to the direct link but also wondered if it was just temporary. Keep up the good work.

Roger Greenwood

Change to front page

I noticed that the link to these forums at the top of the front page has disappeared. Why? Just curious. Not even sure anyone will even see this as the list of forums also appears changed.

Windows 7 and Server 2008 end of support: What will change on 14 January?

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Just logged into my Ubuntu 2010 machine, last time was 9 months ago. Uptime 618 days. Used as an email server for an obscure email address, gets traffic every day. If it aint broke.....

Roger Greenwood

Re: A repeat of XP?

Still got 2 XP in the mix of about 20 desktop machines, one 14 years old, one 12. When they break they will be replaced. No problems but also not used for general web browsing so relatively low risk. One never changed because inertia, the other is "cold dead hands" kind of reason/person. It may well come to that.

Roger Greenwood

Does this mean....

... that it finally stops nagging me to install silverlight?

iFixit surgeons dissect Apple's pricey Mac Pro: Industry standard sockets? Repair diagrams? Who are you and what have you done to Apple?

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"...the equivalent of a two-bedroom terraced house in West Yorkshire on a computer"

We may live in hovels but it's worth it to be this far from London :-)

Doogee Wowser: The S40's a terrible smartphone, but a passable projectile

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There was a time....

.. when teachers would launch the blackboard rubber (eraser - a lump of wood the size of a brick) at any kid reverting to ankle biting annoyance. They usually missed but it woke us up. A rugged phone sounds like it would do the same job though.

I used to look forward to history, now it's just a memory.

Take a Big Blue cheque and go: IBM settles 281 UK age discrim cases

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Yes sir, I can boogie (1977 for the grandads). Ginni would remember that.

Space-wrecks: Elon's prototype Moon ferry Starship blows its top during fuel tank test

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Sometimes a test is done to find the weak spot and where the effort should be going. This may not have been their intention, but I bet they learnt a lot.

I've been told many times that any fool can make kit unbreakable, but if you don't break something then it was overengineered :-)

Yes the lab coat please with the copy of "Ignition!" in the pocket.

Labour: Free British broadband for country if we win general election

Roger Greenwood

Re: Ye Gods - back to the dark ages.

I'm conflicted. When I bought a house in the mid 80's I was treated as not worthy to own a telegraphic connection without extensive vetting, signatures and payment in advance, even though the line and phone were already installed.

But I also knew some folks who worked for the GPO/BT at the time, excellent and conscientious engineers who worked very hard and gave fantastic customer service. They were made redundant.

You're right, you can't turn back the clock.

Roger Greenwood

The bigger picture

As well as all the numerous problems mentioned above, a major aim seems to be to enable the poor downtrodden consumer (you and me) to have better internet so we can stop at home and buy more stuff easier. At the same time we need to "save the high street". Have they thought this through?

One man's mistake, missing backups and complete reboot: The tale of Europe's Galileo satellites going dark

Roger Greenwood

Re: if there are any questions

Q. "Why was the system built as a complex system, and not as a simple system?"

A. How about "mission creep"? With so many folks likely involved at so many meetings it seems plausible.

Reaction Engines' precooler tech demo chills 1,000°C air in less than 1/20th of a second

Roger Greenwood

Re: This is truely impressive

Graham that works the other way around as well :-)

Criminalise British drone fliers, snarl MPs amid crackdown demands

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Re: Make it like owning a vehicle

Quite right. I had to pass an exam to operate a radio for the same reason - it can affect others if not used correctly. Exceptions are toys with limits built in (e.g. mobile phones). Don't get me started on dog owners . . . .

Watch out! Andromeda, the giant spiral galaxy colliding with our own Milky Way, has devoured several galaxies before

Roger Greenwood

Let me get this straight ....

All matter originated from a single point in a big bang.

All matter in the universe is expanding, at an ever incresing rate i.e. getting further apart.

So how do 2 very big lumps of matter end up on a collision course? Who's driving this ship?

The Wun Show: Douglas Crockford has been sniffing JavaScript's bad parts again

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Fabulous . . .

. . . and now we are all left wondering how many vespas (spent or not) we need to lay our hands on.

That time Windows got blindsided by a ball of plasma, 150 million kilometres away

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Re: Sometimes I miss...

@Tom 7 I think you are onto something there. Write it up properly and I'm sure an Ig Nobel is a dead cert.

Apple tells European Commission it's nutty for slapping €13bn tax bill on Irish subsidiary

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Map comment

Nice map but was it necessary to stick a pin in Castlebar? It's actually quite a nice place and I don't think there are any Apple facilities nearby. Galway, however.....

And the teeny-tiny bottle of AI whisky goes to...

Roger Greenwood

As I'm sure most of you will know....

... HAL is alphabetically adjacent to IBM. Who says ACC didn't have a sense of humour?

Great choice, mine's a pint.

Cu in Hell: Thousands internetless after copper thieves pinch 500m of cable in Cambridgeshire

Roger Greenwood

Cost of new high grade copper (not the whole cable) is around £7/kg. On the black market (e.g. dodgy scrap dealer) that goes down to around £1 or £2/kg but still seems to be worth stealing despite the obvious risks of electrocution and not insignificant effort both nicking it and stripping it. Almost seems easier to work for a living.

We've seen a few remote sites where the LV copper busbars have been ripped out (i.e. no PVC to remove). Disruption is then immense. One of our customers commented:- "I wish I could get our guys to work like that - middle of the night, confined space, tight timescale..." :-)

Look, we know it feels like everything's going off the rails right now, but think positive: The proton has a new radius

Roger Greenwood

Hard to remain neutral on this one



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