* Posts by deadlockvictim

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Apple's iPad Pro on a stick, um, we mean M1 iMac scores 2 out of 10 for repairability

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Apple Jobs/Woz dynamic

Jobs & Woz are the two poles of Apple.

Jobs wanted appliances and those machines built with guidelines are hard to repair, hard to upgrade not intended for either. Think of the original Macintosh, PowerBooks, and every non-high-end Mac since the Second Coming™.

Woz is a tinkerer and wanted expandability & customisation. Those machines built in his philosophy are the Apple IIs and most of the high-end Macs.

That the iMac was designed to be all but impregnable is not at all surprise. It is actually to be expected and avoided unless you want to play Apple^s very expensive game.

If you want an affordable, well-designed Mac that can easily upgraded, wait for the Mac Pros to go out of support, then they can be gotten on eBay for much less than £100.

Some years ago, I bought a 2008 Mac Pro for £30. I rarely go online with it and I use it for Photoshop and light video-editing work. It supports 64GB RAM, has 8x 2.8GHz Xeon cores and runs very nicely on SATA III SSDs in a RAID-I configuration. It is true that it could be faster and have a faster bus & RAM but for what I am using it for, it is more than fast enough. There is also a lot of software available from that period on the Macintosh Garden. And there is a lot of software there.

I have Ubuntu for Internet work (and to connect to the VM at work) and there is surely a version of Linux that'll run very nicely on that Mac Pro.

I am not a fan of Apple but I do like Macs and I don't mind waiting 10 years. The Macs, the Mac OS and the software that ran on them weren't too bad 10 years' ago.

Microsoft: Behold, at some later date, the next generation of Windows

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Re: and I’m incredibly excited

It will lower your TCO as well.

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You can see what is coming

SatNad» That's Nadella's vision for the world of 2030, for better or worse. In the near term, he promised "the next generation of Windows," without getting into the specifics of what that means.

Office 365, Exchange Online, Azure... I'm sure that you can see where this is heading. My guess is that the new Windows will be a simple [1] thin client that allows you to access your Windows VM. You will never have to install updates again for they will be automatically done for you. You will always have the latest and greatest version of Windows. And it will only cost $10 per month (or £10 if you are in the UK).

[1] It will, however, require at least 16GB RAM, 4 cores and 64GB SSD space.

Japan to send ‘transforming robot’ to the Moon in 2022

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WALL-E

Since watching WALL-E some 12 years' ago, I have occasionally wondered how difficult it would be to build & send a good many single-function solar-powered robots to the moon to build components for a future space station, although what exactly they could actually do is probably more the pertinent question.

Is this just a matter of the lack of political will and billions required to fund it or are there are real engineering problems that can't be gotten around?

Apple sent my data to the FBI, says boss of controversial research paper trove Sci-Hub

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El Reg» ..., has claimed that Apple informed her it has handed over information about her account to the FBI.

What's not mentioned is whether the FBI used a warrant or not. If they did, fair enough. That is how the system is supposed to work.

If not, then she has a good point.

‘Staggering’ cost of vintage Sun workstations sees OpenSolaris-fork Illumos drop SPARC support

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Re: Old stuff

Check them for batteries and remove them if you find any.

I know from old Macs that the PRAM batteries explode and damage nearby traces and ICs.

The same may also apply to capacitors.

China to enforce social distancing on peak of Mount Everest

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Re: Repaired to 8300M

Not to mention that it's a long way down the road to the chemist's.

Microsoft reveals what a growth mindset does to the letter ‘A’

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Azure: Pay us monthly

As well as, we have your data.

Title says it all really.

Basecamp CEO issues apology after 'no political discussions at work' edict blows up in his face

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AC» and if the transactional replication was organizing deliveries of Sarin stocks to North Korea - would you think it political?

That is at a company level and I have deliberately chosen not to work for such companies, even though the recompense is surely much greater.

Besides this example is probably illegal as well as being in contravention of international law and then whistleblowing comes into play. Whistleblowers are courageous in the Sir Humphrey sense of the word [1] and necessary and I am not sure that I am that courageous.

[1] a controversial policy will lose him votes, whilst a courageous one will lose [him] the election

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I am paid to think, just not about politics. When transactional replication in one of the database servers is generating sp_replcmds error-message, that is what I am there for (although, to be fair, I am sometimes the cause of said error-messages).

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Re: Sex, Religion and Politics

b0llchit» Is there any safe place for SRP?

I would think either with people who know who you very well (old friends, family) or the Internet where only Google, Facebook, Apple, the NSA, the Chinese & Russian governments and a few dozen ad-slingers know who you are.

These topics are banned from our workplace unless they somehow relate to work, although politics is not such a charged topic here.

Visual Basic 6 returns: You've been a good developer all year. You have social distanced, you have helped your mom. Here's your reward

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Horse manure

To be fair, horse manure is great stuff and really useful when it comes to fertilising plants outdoors (probably indoors too).

Big Tech bankrolling AI ethics research and events seems very familiar. Ah, yes, Big Tobacco all over again

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Both are highly addictive and anti-social?

GCHQ boss warns China can rewrite 'the global operating system' in its own authoritarian image

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Really, el Reg!

You have a report of a sypmaster named Fleming and not one bad pun or double entrendre?

I'll leave you with Mitchell & Webb on be-tuxedo'd one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIfSQW499Xc

Maybe high-speed internet is infrastructure after all, say US Republicans in proposal to spend $65bn over five years

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The Onion: GOP Argues Government Shouldn’t Be Deciding Which Bridges Succeed Or Fail

As usual, The Onion puts it best:

https://www.theonion.com/gop-argues-government-shouldn-t-be-deciding-which-bridg-1846591823

We've finally hit Peak Bork: Microsoft man reveals home-grown welcome back BSOD at Redmond HQ

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Re: There always seems to be a lot of problems...

I liked room 418. Brought back memories of Play School and the round window.

BOFH: Postman BOFH's Special Delivery Service

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Re: Yep

For Rightpondians unfamiliar with what Crisco is, here is a link from the Huffinton Post

https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/meghan-telpner/what-is-crisco-made-of_b_3745634.html

I first came across the term in Calvin & Hobbes and assumed that it was some sort of cooking fat (Calvin had put it in is here to model it). Whenever I hear about it today, it seems to be used as a lubricant.

Lego's Space Shuttle Discovery: No trouble with Hubble, but the stickers will drive a grown man to insanity

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Lego Friends Death Star

My favourite large-scale Lego spaceship is Steve Price's Lego Friends Death Star [https://www.flickr.com/photos/pricey73/].

I just wish there was a PDF guide to building it.

My girls have enough Friends lego that I could probably build it.

I want to be proud of this technological terror he's constructed.

Microsoft revokes MVP status of developer who tweeted complaint about request to promote SQL-on-Azure

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Bloody Azure

Microsoft are annoying about Azure. Everything they do is Azure.

Not everyone wants to be or should be tethered to the Cloud and it only really benefits Microsoft.

SQL Server is good software but a lot of us like on-premises hardware & software.

And what about certifications? As far as I can see, all of the SQL Server certifications have been discontinued and only Azure ones have been newly announced.

Normally Microsoft would introduced the next edition of SQL Server by now.

I wonder how long SQL Server has to live before Microsoft tells us that we will all have to move to Azure.

Adobe co-founder and PostScript co-creator Charles Geschke dies, aged 81

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Re: A great loss

PowerPrint?

Age discrimination class-action against HP and HPE gets green light to proceed

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Re: Don't understand

I see it as a twofold victory for the senior executies:

1. new recruits cost a lot, lot less than the seasoned employees;

2. new recruits are more likely to be passive and simply do as they are told, regardless of whether it makes sense for the company;

And the executives don't care about their company. They'll be sitting on a beach earning 20% by the time the consequences of their actions come to fruition. Then the now new recruits will be in their late thirties - early forties and facing the inevitable massive layoffs.

Google proposes Logica data language for building more manageable SQL code

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LDS» I don't know why they decided to use the "penis" operator. Is not gender neutral.

They could mix it with Perl and make it more mixed.

I would've gone with an m-dash myself for the penis operator :–. (that's a period at the end, btw, nothing else)

And we wonder why there aren't more women in IT...

Got $10k to burn? Ultra-rare Piet Mondrian-esque Apple laptop is up for grabs on eBay

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O je

As someone who has a few old Macs lying around, I never saw the attraction of this machine. Give me a IIci over this anyday — a tenth of the price and much more usable, although it is not easy to set up in a coffeeshop. I suppose that it is an investment vehicle more than anything else.

Anyway, the capacitors are beginning to blow now and the plastics are so brittle, that they are barely usable. Vintage tech from the late 1980s-early 1990s is starting to disintegrate now and unless you have a zeal to repair them, they just aren't worth the effort. Although I'm sure that many of the readers here are handy with a soldering iron, know what capacitors are and would simply ask, why wouldn't you want to repair it? Time to put the 3D-scanner and 3D-printer to use.

However, If you do want a good Powerbook from that era and have that sort of money lying around, get yourself a 540c or 550c (with japanese keyboard), or better still a Wallstreet or Pismo. If you just want to play old Mac games or simply open up PageMaker again out of nostalgia, the emulators mini vMac, Basilisk II & Sheepshaver come well recommended.

Airline software super-bug: Flight loads miscalculated because women using 'Miss' were treated as children

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Pay by weight

I do think that it would be fair to pay by weight (including suitcases and carry on luggage) but it would be a public relations nightmare.

It would also mean that you have to pay at the airport. Everyone would have to be weighed.

Impractical, alas, but fair.

Think tank report names and shames 'stakeholder capitalist' Salesforce for paying no corporate income tax in the US

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The problem is Congress

These companies followed the law. They did nothing illegal.

If you want companies to pay taxes, the laws need to be re-written.

And that is our job as voters to make sure that politicians are voted in that will pass these laws.

Privacy activist Max Schrems claims Google Advertising ID on Android is unlawful, files complaint in France

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Has this man no shame?

Thanks to him the share prices of many major tech firms could be down and, worse still, executives may face the horrors of a reduced bonus.

Has he no idea what havoc he may be wreaking?

Microsoft 365 tries again at filtering swearing, bad behavior: Classifiers for seven languages offered

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Re: US-centric

Dublin, actually.

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Re: Perhaps we can learn from the past...

You base football player!

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US-centric

And, of course, all of the decisions made will be US-centric.

Over this side of the Pond, cunt is an everyday swearword, not especially sexist, strong but not very strong, and rarely used in its original context. Usually it means that the fellow working with you has fucked up or has made you angry. It is mostly vernacular though.

In the US, however, it has become The Most Evil Word Ever™, presumably because of their Puritan history.

Of course, now I will have to think of a way to incorporate cunt in a Microsoft document.

What do I know about Scunthorpe? There is surely a cunning stunt I can pull.

Bell Labs transfers copyright of influential ‘Plan 9’ OS to new foundation

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A lightweight OS is to be welcomed.

Look at how the mainstream OSs have mushroomed in size.

It's almost as if the tech giants have considered Moore's Law as a licence to cram as much stuff into the OS as possible: don't worry end-user, the improved hardware that you have invested in is not for your benefit, it's for us.

Remember Apple's disastrous butterfly keyboards? These lawsuits against the iGiant just formed a super class action

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Re: Well played Katyanna

Apple have a long history of less-than-perfect mice.

As soon as two-button mice were supported in the Mac OS back in the mid-nineties, I went out and got myself a third party two-button mouse and used that instead. While Apple's teardrop mouse was easy to hold & comfortable, having to press down on the control key to get the contextual menus was an Apple tax I was not prepared to pay.

Still, it has to be said, Apple once made superb keyboards. Some years ago, I found a NIB Apple Extended Keyboard II and I snapped it up. Together with the Wombat from BigMessOWires, it is a mostly usable (and loud) keyboard.

After the AEK IIs were no longer available with Macs, I got my keyboard & mice from Microsoft. Input devices is something the Hardware Division of Microsoft do well and they run nicely on both my old macs and modern hardware.

Space station dumps 2.9-ton battery pack to burn up in Earth's atmosphere after hardware upgrade

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Re: There's nothing to put it in.

Thanks every one for your replies. I was sure that there was an obvious answer.

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Rare Earths

This sort of equipment usually contains lots of rare earths. Why is this being taken back down with whatever vessel (is it still Soyuz?) brings up material & people to the ISS?

Å nei! Norway's Stortinget struck by Microsoft Exchange malware

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Re: Swiss cheeses are awesome!

Swiss cheeses *are* very nice and I'm a fan of Vacherin myself.

The dried meats from Graubünden are also something worth trying.

However, in these days of home-office, I've had to cut down on my cheese consumption.

It is not at all good for the waistline.

Maybe I ought visit the cheese shop run by Michael Palin.

The torture garden of Microsoft Exchange: Grant us the serenity to accept what they cannot EOL

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Progress

I believe that Exchange was a fine server around the turn of the millennium.

For me the first problem with Microsoft (and many other vendors) is the constant need to have a new version to sell.

It must be continually developed and that often means new features, a bugfix when necessary and rarely a re-write. Add to that Microsoft's obsessive need to have everything as backward compatible as possible. And the Microsoft takes all of the hardware gains as reasons why it can expand the feature-set. You, the end-user, obviously don't mind (read: can do nothing about) Microsoft robbing your new system of it's new hardware advantages so that the new MS product runs just the same.

The second problem is Satya Nadella. His obsession with moving everything to the Cloud means that the focus of Microsoft's attention in da Cloud. Is Exchange running slow, requires too much attention or breaking down too much? Exchange Online is (well, appears to be) the solution to your problem and you can fire a few of your sysadmins since they could barely manage Exchange. How good can they have been? Never mind, all that matters is that we allow you to lower your TCO. So, it's a win!

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Re: @Alan Bourke - If there was an alternative to Outlook

I would argue that Excel is important than either of those two.

Whole industries, every 4th person and every manager relies on Excel to organise their data.

And God help you if you have to inherit someone's monster application built in Excel.

FCC announces winners in $81bn 5G spectrum auction. Congrats to Verizon, which must cough up $45.4bn

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I interpreted it more as: Broadband will soon be available to all in America, but the equipment needed to access the 5G will cost over $1000 and you'll need to part with at least a kidney to be able to afford the service.

Ah America, a country so fond of making losers out of those who so desperately want to be winners.

Ever felt that a few big tech companies are following you around the internet? That's because ... they are

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Being thankful for NoScript

I hope that we are all thankful for the presence of NoScript, uBlock Origin et al. and have made a donation to the developer in question.

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In defence of the Colouredy Pencil department, while they may mandate customs typefaces, these are usually bought & licenced from the likes of Adobe or Linotype, rather than taken from a site like Google. At least in my experience anyway.

Zuck chucks Myanmar military out of Facebook and Instagram

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Mr. Zuckerberg

You see, I AM a good person.

Axe-happy Microsoft halves support for Windows 10 Long Term Servicing Channel

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Re: Microsoft cited feedback it had received from customers as a factor in its decision

AC» this reminds me of banks quoting with straight face, in the UK and a few other countries, so presumably, everywhere else too, that the customers "overwhelmingly" prefer online banking to branch banking and ATMs, so they have to change the business model and close those branches.

This may very well actually be true. How many people pay their bills in a bank branch? When was the last time you were in a bank branch? Foreign currency payments I do with Paypal. I do all of my day-to-day banking online now and I meet a bank official whenever we need to take out loans or some such. This is usually once every ten years.

Big Tech workers prefer 3 days at home, 2 in the office. We ask Reg readers: What's your home-office balance?

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Personally, I'd like to be in the office 5 days a week but have most other people at home. This way the open-plan office is reasonably quiet and I can get work done without distraction.

This scumbag stole and traded victims' nude pics and vids after guessing their passwords, security answers

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Re: Computer++ sentence

@Falmari

For me the bigger problem was the distribution. Breaking in a computer and looting is not dissimilar to a burglary, but generally burglars don't publish their ill-gotten gains to millions around the world.

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Blame

Article» The two broke in either by guessing passwords or answering a security question correctly, then used the portal's information to try again for external email, cloud, and social media accounts.

The two on trial are clearly bad eggs.

I won't blame those accused on the grounds that they followed the rules laid down by the uni.

Does this demonstrate that the security laid down by the university is insufficient and should be tightened? For example, Time-based One-Time Passwords.

[TOTP (1)]

By having a portal, the university greatly increased the value of breaking the password.

I wonder if the rules regulating the pasword were too weak and allowed easy-to-guess passwords.

To what extent, though, is the university to blame?

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed5n5I7L2x4

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Michael Fish

There is only one adjective for him: 'Hmm, these letters of recommendation do look fishy.'

Apologies to everybody else with the surname Fish.

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Re: Computer++ sentence

You can but may not.

In the same way that you can mug someone and keep their money.

Aside from causing unasked-for distress to those involved, it gets you jail-time if you get caught.

Just 2020 things: Miscreants hit remote desktops 700% harder as world's IT teams try to support locked-down staff

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That RDP would be a target nowadays is hardly a surprise. I'd be interested to hear from the sysadmins out there to hear what they have to say.

Is it as bad as ESET make out? And are the problems primarily down to end-users not having their home machines not properly updated, to the protocol itself and was this a disaster waiting to happen?

Borkem ipsum: Supermarket gifts Thailand a tech fail that will echo down the millennia – and probably choke a turtle

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Still. A nice design. Shame about the sub-editing. ®

On the contrary, well done to those sub-editors who let it pass, obviously with a grin so broad it escaped the confines of their face.

I want that bag.

Death Becomes It: Who put the Blue in the Blue Screen of Death?

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Re: Ah, the memories....

This reminds of the backronym invented for Macintosh:

Machine

Always

Crashs

If

Not

The

Operating

System

Hangs.

More than once did I have to restart the SE or LC in System 7.1 after it had hung. I learnt quickly about saving often.

Ring, Ring, why don't you give me a call? Amazon-owned doorbells aren’t answering after large-scale outage

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This is awful!

How is Google supposed to collect data and metadata about you without even noticing or caring if the bloody collection devices break down.

Will nobody think of the algorithms and the ad-providers?