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Iowa has already won the worst IT rollout award of 2020: Rap for crap caucus app chaps in vote zap flap

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Devil

Re: Tiny data problems

It only had to handle about 10 entries per second to stay working. I can't think of any technology that is inefficient enough to fail here.
Bitcoin!

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Re: Hahahahahahaha

Are we adding "IT Expert" to the list on Donald's fantasy CV?

What a terrible result from this year's Super Bowl. Can you believe it? Awful. Yes, we're talking about the tech ads

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"Around 100 million people tuned into Super Bowl LIV"

That's many fewer than I'd have guessed

How a Kaggle Grandmaster cheated in $25,000 AI contest with hidden code – and was fired from dream SV job

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"If it's too long, changes can be made to make the pet more attractive, if possible."

A new coat of paint perhaps?

Remember that Sonos speaker you bought a few years back that works perfectly? It's about to be screwed for... reasons

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I was always slightly suspicious of Sonos for the usual reasons that will be familiar to any other Reg reader, but it's lovely to see that Sonos itself has provided the vindication for that. I need a smug icon.

Whoa, whoa... Tesla slams brakes on allegations of 'unintended acceleration' bug: 'Completely false and was brought by a short-seller'

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Sure, deny it and point to the evidence that supports your position...

...but blaming "short sellers" for everything just makes you look silly.

I wish they'd cut that out.

Boeing aircraft sales slump to historic lows after 737 Max annus horribilis

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Re: It's not just the 737...

I think you've got that backwards

This isn't Boeing very well... Faulty timer knackers Starliner cargo capsule on its way to International Space Station

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Borked mission timers, what is this, the 1950s?

Oi, Queenslander who downloaded 26.8TB in June alone – we see you

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That's up to the ISP, this news is from NBNCo

Colorado cryptocoin execs spark up blunt '$722m ponzi scheme' criminal charges after investments go up in smoke

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Holmes

"cryptocurrency ponzi scheme"

"but I repeat myself"

Brewing in spaaaaace: SpaceX sends a malting kit to the International Space Station

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Re: Prelude to Mars

If I were sent to Mars with nothing to drink but Budweiser I might pull a Lawrence Oates before too long

Tesla has a smashing weekend: Model 3 on Autopilot whacks cop cars, Elon's Cybertruck demolishes part of LA

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Elon's gone overboard trying to prove that the cybertruck really is rugged?

Elon Musk gets thumbs up from jury for use of 'pedo guy' in cave diver defamation lawsuit

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Facepalm

No winners in this one

1) Musk's a nutbar

2) $190m damages claim is laughable

Astronauts brave razor sharp edges and fiddly pipes to bring joy to boffins

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Re: tumbler ??

Tonne is already metric, making "metric tonne" redundant. Is there a joke I've missed?

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Re: tumbler ??

metric tonne

Is there a joke I've missed?

We strained our eyes with Lenovo's monster monitor: 43.4 inches for price of five 24" screens

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Canon monitors sound like expensive pro level stuff?

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Headmaster

16x the pixels; 4x the resolution*

* for the same screen dimensions

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Re: Only 1200 high?

It's an awful lot of money for what is essentially two 24" 1920x1200 monitors glued together

We lose money on repairs, sobs penniless Apple, even though we charge y'all a fortune

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Facepalm

Quelle Surprise

This is after all the company that thought you could separate the warranty and charge for it.

'Literally a paperweight': Bose users fume at firmware update that 'doesn't fix issues'

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Re: There’s a reason people say

My car (not a Lexus; they equip Mark Levinson) came factory equipped with a Bose sound system. It sounds fairly decent, but then it's not a bunch of under-sized drivers dotted around a room; it's designed for the task. The listening environment is a very noisy one, and I listen to very noisy music, so if there's a lack of subtlety that doesn't really matter.

And the "subwoofer" hiding inside the spacesaver spare wheel is a silly thing, but does a reasonable job within the car's fairly small cabin.

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Re: There’s a reason people say

"Lexus of speakers" couldn't be much further from the mark. "Apple of speakers" would be far more accurate.

Space-wrecks: Elon's prototype Moon ferry Starship blows its top during fuel tank test

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Re: "anomaly"

There are plenty of things to be snarky about but the snark here does seem a bit out of place, considering everyone in the rocket business calls a departure from nominal performance, no matter how far, an "anomaly".

Bloodhound gang hits 1,010kph, retreats to lab to work on smashing the land speed record

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"Mono-propellant rocket"

So they've ditched their hybrid rocket's fuel grain and are just using the hydrogen peroxide on its own?

Welcome to cultured meat – not pigs reading Proust but a viable alternative to slaughter

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WTF?

Where do you think livestock feed comes from?

What a boar! Wild pigs snort and snuffle €20k worth of marching powder stashed in Tuscan forest

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Re: Wild Boar..

I'm a bit sceptical about "wild boar" being used for drug sniffing.

Pigs, perhaps.

Magic Leap rattles money tin, assigns patents to a megabank, sues another ex-staffer... But fear not, all's fine

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I've had it with these motherflipping eggs on this motherflipping train

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But Salmon smells good?*

* Unless you were eating Rakfisk?

Thanks, Brexit. Tesla boss Elon Musk reveals Berlin as location for Euro Gigafactory

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Re: No, the UK was never in the running

Whatever the case, it definitely didn't help

SpaceX flings another 60 Starlink satellites into orbit in firm's heaviest payload to date

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Interestingly, SpaceX has been recovering fairings for various reasons since early 2017: https://www.spacexfleet.com/fairing-data.

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There isn't much of a satellite that returns to earth unless it's designed to.

And this from SpaceX, the company that uniquely isn't dumping its spent rocket cores in the ocean.

Oh chute. Two out of three ain't bad, right? asks Boeing after soft-ish crew module landing

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SpaceX points to leaky valve as culprit in Crew Dragon test accident

They believe that oxidiser leaked past a check valve into the helium side of the pressurisation system. When the helium bottle was opened to pressurise the system (at ~2,400 psi) this drove the "slug" of NTO into the valve at high velocity, which ignited it (and would have destroyed it otherwise).

The Outer Worlds: Ever wished Fallout 4 was more like New Vegas? Here ya go... in spaaace

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Re: Fallout games

NV desperately needs a remaster, even simply using the FO4 version of the engine would be a good start. I'm fairly certain the licencing (e.g. voice actors) won't allow that, but a man can dream.

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Re: You Missed The Elephant in the Room

Also note that you need Windows 10 for that to work

Traffic lights worldwide set to change after Swedish engineer saw red over getting a ticket

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Re: Not quite

I use the word in the road engineering context. The road surface is the pavement. That one was presumably driven by the seppos.

We also call the black stuff "asphalt concrete", just to cause additional confusion.

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Re: Not quite

Now everywhere uses cameras

No, they use inductive detector loops embedded in the pavement.

Reaction Engines' precooler tech demo chills 1,000°C air in less than 1/20th of a second

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Holmes

Reaction Engines Limited

Not to be confused with Reaction Motors Incorporated, natch.

Hundreds charged in internet's biggest child-abuse swap-shop site bust: IP addy leak led cops to sys-op's home

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One of the "selling points" of Bitcoin was that ridiculous permanent record of all transactions ever called "the blockchain". Funny how these things work.

Hands off our phones, says Google: Radar-gesture-sensing Pixel 4 just $999 with a 3-year lifespan – great value!

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Re: Stop it Reg!

And I don't think I've ever seen Reg refer to thickness as "z-height" either. Cringe.

WeWork's Meetup slaps RSVP fees on events ‒ then tells everyone not to panic amid backlash

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Re: Escaped my notice

It's okay, they'll likely have to sell it again soon anyway.

From Libra to leave-ya: eBay, Visa, Stripe, PayPal, others flee Facebook's crypto-coin

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Re: WTF?

And there's nothing illegal about mailing gold to people.
There might be limits on value though, depending on where you are.

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WTF?

VISA

"Visa’s continued interest in Libra stems from our belief that well-regulated blockchain-based networks could extend the value of secure digital payments to a greater number of people and places, particularly in emerging and developing markets.”

I wonder how they figure any of that is necessary or even true?

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Re: WTF?

Most of the current price of gold is sustained by speculation.

Which is of course where it differs from "cryptocurrencies", whose price is almost 100% speculation. Gold at least has practical and legal uses.

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I don't know what their "partners" expected

Facebook apparently hadn't even engaged with financial regulators, anywhere.

The "test" software they released was missing most of its features. The only thing difficult to believe about this debacle is that they've been working on it for as long as they claim.

Father of Unix Ken Thompson checkmated: Old eight-char password is finally cracked

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Re: "who wondered whether Thompson might somehow have used uppercase or special characters"

It was the use of the word "somehow" that threw me, as if it was something that would be unexpected or thought impossible.

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"who wondered whether Thompson might somehow have used uppercase or special characters"

Do uppercase or special characters require some kind of hack to use?

Huygens if true: Dutch police break up bulletproof hosting outfit and kill Mirai botnet

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Headmaster

Unfortunately

If you pronounce Huygens "correctly", the pun makes no sense at all. It took me a while...

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Rocket Lab crows about launch, SpaceX zipwires, and a monster mock-up arrives at Kennedy

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Re: Lunacy lander

NASA has quite a lot of experience with the type of lander you describe...

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Fair's fair

As NASA acknowledges: "Typical spaceflight hardware can take six to eight years to develop."
So Boeing and SpaceX are both ahead of schedule on the Commercial Crew program...