521 posts • joined 18 Jun 2009
NOT very likely - I've Been Misled
I Bought a Minger
....headed for the junk heap of incompatibility/
"...........there is currently nothing to suggest that this timetable will not be achieved.”
He clearly has not looked at any previous government system implementations.
£1000 per call and 10 years in jail?
"Westpac also feels it can do the job better than the IBM team that's served it of late."
What have MicroCRAP failed to test now?
So absolutely NOTHING can go wrong
.....I just need to reboot my F35's
Especially when you provide a CRAP CRAP service.
...it LOOKS like a Ponzi scheme
and SMELLS like a Ponzi scheme......
".... even an expert panel of one would have concluded that Windows phones were a turn in the wrong direction for a huge police department......"
Or any other user, come to that.
that SAP was Kraut for CRAP.
...FAIL to test updates.
Oh! WAIT! - They already did that.
.....if you ever had a Siemens computer, your expectations will be EXTREMELY LOW.
.....Quality MS product FAIL
......I guess it is the foretaste of the death of Firefox.
Started using Chrome.
"Sarth London is full of Rats" - er, I thought Parliament was NORTH of the river.
.....missed a number of service-level agreements.
......."House of cards" started by people who should not even be allowed to run a tea trolley,
In 1967 (or 1968) I wrote my own version of the PDP-8 RIM-format "Binary Loader" program.
When this "binary loader" was run, the ASR33 Teletype printed "HELP LET ME OUT" followed by whatever happened to be in core memory. When the printer carriage reached end of the line, of course the Bell rang. This made it extremely noisy so attracted attention to the printout. Great fun, but our boss Derek had difficulty in finding it amusing!
Copies of the "Binary Loader" tape got distributed to DEC engineers, who DID find it amusing.
"... airports, which try to keep things as quiet as possible so as not to disturb nearby residents."
What a load of B*ll*cks. Airports do what makes most money and sod the neighbours.
Try living in Harpenden during Easterly ops.
For those who DON'T know - it's "The Mythical Man Month" by Fredrick P. Brooks.
"The Mythical Man Month" is also the title of the second chapter.
Should be COMPULSORY reading for ANYONE involved in putting a project together or managing that project.
......time to sell my Lloyds shares.
"In Microsoft world, browser and is [OS] are very tightly integrated.."
Which leads to the question:
Q: What is the difference between Internet Explorer and a virus?
A: You CAN remove a virus.
SERIOUS sentences, not the "smack on the wrist" that would be meted out in the UK.
"Over the past 10 years the partnership has successfully delivered significant savings.".
If that were true, they should be able to quantify.
No - it's Increasing BAD Management
When attacked, it flies around in ever-decreasing circles
until it vanishes up it's own rectal passage.
From which place of safety,
It hurls abuse at it's assailants.
You mean there was only ONE copy and you didn't even have control over it?
"And nothing can go wrong... go wrong... go wrong... go wrong... go wrong... go wrong... "
Is coal running out? - I thought we just didn't MINE it anymore.
...just CRAP Somewhere. Probably too afraid of "fitness for purpose" rulings in the UK.
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Serve 'em right. I have no sympathy with big companies who outsource IT. IT is a CORE FUNCTION.
.....when the company I worked for chucked out Siemens incompetent outsourcing service: "If you think Siemens are bad, wait till IBM get in".
He was SOOOO right - at least Siemens got to the end of their contract. IBM got chucked out MUCH earlier than that.
We used to call the "IBM network" the "IBM NOTwork".
Now, where are my Lloyds shares and the number of my stockbroker..........
.....wouldn't it be better to FIX it?
The problem with "clouds", as I have always said: they blow away in the wind!
"Don't they know that over 92% of all pregnancies involve alcohol consumption?"
But I thought 75% of pregancies were caused by accidents.
iPlayer is CRAP,
iPlayer always was CRAP.
I suspect iPlayer will ALWAYS be CRAP.
.....someone STILL using SAP-CRAP?!?!?
Mind you when it has taken over your business, it can be EXPENSIVE to get rid of it,
What about removal of his testicles???
....have their testicles been removed?
Yes? - well I doubt you would ever buy another.
A problem with Flash? - surely not - it's so relia....................."£$%^&*(!!!!!!
Actually, I understand Adobe are changing it's name to CRASH next month.
..... a song AND a dance?
...Testing, 1 - 2 - OH BOLLOCKS!
Think I will wait until we see how many new bugs MicroCRAP have created THIS time.
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