It's Blind Management
551 posts • joined 18 Jun 2009
It's Blind Management
If at first you don't succeed - you're Microsoft
...call the Help Desk?
"Failed satellite launches are a normal thing in the satellite industry."
After all - it IS rocket science!
Actually the problem there is - they put the shopping centre in the wrong place. It should have been 1Km west of the current location.
....ANOTHER Crapita foulup.
......more like Artificial Stupidity.
Keep a VERY LOUD whistle by your phone..........
"My reading of the issues with Carillion was that it failed to deliver a number of large projects, largely for the public sector, on time and attempted to use debt to cover the period between expected payments and the actual payments."
No - the problem with Carillon was that the management were robbing the company and the pensions fund by paying themselves shedfulls of money for doing a crap job. The proof being that they went bust.
What sort of stupid w@nker is going to buy these "new" shares in Carilion, oops, sorry - Crapita?
....... yet another thoroughly NOT tested patch from MicroCRAP.
Aquamail on Android gives the option for forwarding attachments. If only Aquamail was available for Windoze......
I've Been Misled!
"Nothing to do with the online store being a poor design that is hard to navigate, unlike the old style website," Well said! - My other half is always moaning about their website.
Give the job to CRAPita and all will be well.
...making a cassette to fit in old 35mm film cameras which takes digital pictures and has WiFi for Dropbox, etc.
"The team proposed splitting kernel and user spaces to prevent this information leak".
I would have thought that was pretty basic security, but there is not much about WINTEL that smacks of ANY sort of REAL security.
"...managed by a bunch of numpties who themselves are managed by an even more incompetent bunch of numpties and so on ..."
BRILLIANT! - And SOOOO true.
James Farrar and Yaseen Aslam will wonder where they went wrong if Uber finally lose as Uber will shut down and they will have to go back to taxi-ing the old fashioned way.
Same situation with delivery companies like Hermes and DPD.
Slow And Painful
Stops All Production
Slurps All Pennies
My data was once stored on a SAP system, but they had entered a minor error (possibly the postcode - I don't remember). When I asked for it to be changed............ Virtually IMPOSSIBLE!
As long as you have one (or 2) MicroSD card slots, a 256Gb (or 2) MicroSD cards should help with the offline storage problem.
One thing seems missing? - the opportunity to switch over to Android so that the contents of the Google app store are available.
It wasn't broke - so they fixed it.
...the 2.45inch Unihertz Jelly PRO Dual-SIM 4G smartphone?
2Gb RAM 16Gb Storage
Actually they are renaming to "CRAPCRAP".
"In the UK, O2 has today launch a new tariff that will allow customers to move their bills up or down each month, allowing them to adjust how much data they expect to use. ®"
Oh! - just like GiffGaff.
.... who ran out of desk when drawing the mouse towards him, so put his hand palm upwards at the edge of the desk so that he could keep going.
"Shame - Windows mobile was by some distance the most secure mobile OS platform versus IOS or Android."
That's because nobody could be bothered to hack it. - Not enough users!
......do the religious body of CRAPPLE users insist on paying well over the odds for something which is obviously such poor quality?
Microsoft are telling you to FOXTROT OSCAR unless you buy the latest heap of SHIT they have produced.
.....says it all.
Perhaps he should set up a company to port Android onto (most) laptops.
Sort out universal printing (as per Windows) and hey presto! - VERY popular product.
Call it MicroANDROID?
NOT very likely - I've Been Misled
I Bought a Minger
....headed for the junk heap of incompatibility/
"...........there is currently nothing to suggest that this timetable will not be achieved.”
He clearly has not looked at any previous government system implementations.
£1000 per call and 10 years in jail?
"Westpac also feels it can do the job better than the IBM team that's served it of late."
What have MicroCRAP failed to test now?
So absolutely NOTHING can go wrong
.....I just need to reboot my F35's
Especially when you provide a CRAP CRAP service.
...it LOOKS like a Ponzi scheme
and SMELLS like a Ponzi scheme......
".... even an expert panel of one would have concluded that Windows phones were a turn in the wrong direction for a huge police department......"
Or any other user, come to that.
that SAP was Kraut for CRAP.
...FAIL to test updates.
Oh! WAIT! - They already did that.
.....if you ever had a Siemens computer, your expectations will be EXTREMELY LOW.
.....Quality MS product FAIL
......I guess it is the foretaste of the death of Firefox.
Started using Chrome.
"Sarth London is full of Rats" - er, I thought Parliament was NORTH of the river.
.....missed a number of service-level agreements.
......."House of cards" started by people who should not even be allowed to run a tea trolley,
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