So remind me again exactly how a 13 year old kid gets to be helmsmen of the flagship
Who's his mum sleeping with?
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Who's his mum sleeping with?
Well there is the Dolphins, and the mice of cause, don't forget the mice.
So don't step out in front of one then.
Would this Plan be as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
The Auditors can take a running jump of a frozen bridge.
I still start to well up when I read that.
'E's not hibernating'! 'E's passed on! This OS is no more! It has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't booted from that USB stick 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-OPPERATING SYSTEM
With apologies to John Clease
Only the honours for everyone involved except the intern and the web site developers, who where dismissed for trying to work out exactly what was required
I have one policy
The maximum fine of the ICO will be amended to £500,000 per person/organisation who's data was lost and 90% of the fine will be distributed equally to each effected person/organisation
The Lib Dems opposed this all the way through the Coalition.
for mentioning Lord Nome's mighty organ.
Otto, Otto that name rings a bell http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/c0/Otto_%28as_himself%29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061202155743
I thought under UK law if someone gives you something for free they couldn't later demand money for it.
WTF is the DfE doing with former pupil's records in it's system?
It pays to be honest and open, especially when you have a reputation for deceit.
Welcome to Mega City One. Have a nice day
Perhaps you should go live in the Philippines then
Your defence lawyer stands up, does his thing and references the act
At which point he is arrested under this act and the trial restarted with a new Jury.
Go back further and look at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Faith_%28novel%29 Blind Faith by Ben Elton
They used to have a list on their web site, but that was obviously to sensible. Try http://mentalfloss.com/uk/politics/38967/monster-raving-loony-party-policies-that-were-enacted
Every Trump appointment so far has been accompanied by 'it's the end of the world' headlines, which makes me wonder on who's vested interests is he trampling now?
I thought in space no one could hear you scream.
"Capgemini fully manage our PageGroup websites and is regarded as a global leader in consulting, technology and outsourcing services. It has all the appropriate security certificates and ISO certifications in place, which we believed would ensure that the website environments would be secure and safe in their hands."
We looked at them and their fig leaf was impressive
Where's Lemony Snicket when you need him?
At least Yogic Flying works in space.
All the customers got their money back. Though I've yet to see if interest was paid on the balance.
So that was her name, thanks.
I say, therefore, that the arms with which a prince defends his state are either his own, or they are mercenaries, auxiliaries, or mixed. Mercenaries and auxiliaries are useless and dangerous; and if one holds his state based on these arms, he will stand neither firm nor safe; for they are disunited, ambitious and without discipline, unfaithful, valiant before friends, cowardly before enemies; they have neither the fear of God nor fidelity to men, and destruction is deferred only so long as the attack is; for in peace one is robbed by them, and in war by the enemy. The fact is, they have no other attraction or reason for keeping the field than a trifle of stipend, which is not sufficient to make them willing to die for you. They are ready enough to be your soldiers whilst you do not make war, but if war comes they take themselves off or run from the foe
Dam you are right. Why the hell did I think it was Disney.
and be charged with making sure that content could go on a Disney channel without anyone raising an eyebrow.
I think Disney is under new management
You have encouraged an offence of insulting your self.
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Ill have whatever he's having
She should start with something easy, like transport
So that's where Disaster Area got their ships design from
They are going to have to have a new category.
Those figures are skewed by social protection and health. Two things that don't have to be provided for by a company. Take them out and re do the figures.
I have nothing against a failed bid being published at the behest of the bidder, I just thought that forcing it might deter people from bidding if they had to reveal their bid without the benefit of winning the contract.
Id give a little leeway here in that failed bids did not have to be published, but the names of the companies / consortia did. This gives a slightly stronger hand to those organisations the next time the contract comes up for renewal countering the let's stick with the incumbent bias.
The cost of IT services in the UK may be very high but it also employs a great number of people in
the UK India.
How about Elite Plus on the PC
Actually Ratner did make a come back see www.geraldonline.com
Are you related to Simon Travaglia?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.
Oh, that Tom, I thought you meant Tom
"does not intentionally block customers using other operating systems on its devices and is fully committed to providing Linux certifications and installation guidance on a wide range of products." Except for those products where we have an agreement with Microsoft
Actually you can quite legitimately say something is 10000000% better than something else.
200% better is twice as good
10000% better is 10 times as good
Or have I missed something and I'm barking up the wrong tree again.
Until it goes TITSUP and suddenly management discovers they are an IT business because with out IT there is no business.
PS if you don't think your business is an IT business ask yourself this question.
How long can your business last without
You are quite right about this and the Government has taken your comment on board. In order to fix this in next April's Budget there will be a tax of 10000% levied on all fast food outlets. This will have an added benefit of reducing the obesity epidemic in the country.