* Posts by Craig

15 publicly visible posts • joined 9 May 2007

What's al-Qaeda's take on the iPhone?

Craig

@ Richard Johnson

"Yes, alright very clever. But, to be serious for a moment, what's Paris Hilton's take on the iphone?"

Now that's funny.

Gardener offers mouthwatering 'mow and blow' deal

Craig

Sorry...

Bush trimming service?

How to measure website success? Page views or time?

Craig

"Project Honorificabilitudinitatibus".

I thought el reg Implemented project Honorificabilitudinitatibus years ago.

Thank feck for Adblock.

Hacker breaks into Pentagon email system

Craig

We are obviously fecked

"We obviously have redundant systems in place, and there is no anticipated adverse impact on ongoing operations. There will be some administrative disruptions and personal inconveniences. It will come as no surprise that we aggressively monitor intrusions and have appropriate procedures to address events of this kind,"

That sounds like "panic everything is fecked" to me.

I might use that after out next outage.

Israeli futurologist predicts terror horror

Craig

Terrorzilla

There will be 40 ft genetically modified lizards with Super anthrax breath and eyes that beam microwave skin melting rays.

I could do his job!

Elton John menaces Ukraine

Craig

Burn Them All

"If all people in the world become homosexuals, mankind will become extinct."

Oh my God he's right, quickly rally the angry mob we need to burn them all before we become people of untraditional sexual orientation ourselves!

So what's in a URL? The Reg URL?

Craig

BBC

hehe I just entered www.bbc.com and it popped up with...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/?ok

I like that, you should do that to.

Craig

.COM

The one that generates the most revenue.

As long as I don't have to change my bookmarks I don't mind. Sure it would be nice to keep it .co.uk but the more money you can make the better.

Cat owner protests against privacy-invading Google

Craig

Pussy Cat

"Casey's cat Monty was still staring out of her window for all the world to see."

Very close boys, a fantastic show of restraint.

How's about if …. Google offer and facial recognition service to find and locate your own face?

Craig

opps

Sorry and girls ;o)

'Gay or straight?' ruling looks bad for all US social networking sites

Craig

Re: This could be good news

A J,

A brilliant point well written.

Argentinian commuters fight back

Craig

RAGE

I might try this on the way home if the Skipton 17:47 out of Leeds is 3 minuets late AGAIN !!!

Starting with kicking over the Starbucks bin!

Who's with me?

Terminator kill-bots to be run by system called 'Skynet'

Craig

Well...

If we are doomed might as well...

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Craig

Spare Me

I for one welcome our new robotic over lords

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Don't let Paris Hilton do bird

Craig

At least not in the slammer, gov

Now that the version of 'Cell Block H' I would watch...