* Posts by Stef 4

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Facebook status bolsters alibi in armed robbery case

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@ Craig 28

"you also need to convince your parents to cover for you. Think you can do that easily? "Hi mum and dad, mind telling the police I was over at yours yesterday morning if they ask? Oh no reason...""

Erm, yeah, because parents never protect their children do they?

Ringback tones outselling ring tones

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Welcome

@ Piloti

Ctrl-V FTW

Never experienced a ring-back-tone (other than the stand one of course), but I agree with the article, does sound naff.

I for one welcome our new green-sleeves playing overlords.

Redundancy costs dent BT profits

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@Dave 160

Only £120? Sounds like you got a bargain.

When we had a problem, we were told there would be no charge. It was fixed, and then 3 months later we were billed for £220.

3 separate complaint letters and 3 separate responses all ignored the 1 question I asked "Why was I told there would be no charge" and proceeded to tell my why I was charged.

Ofcom balks at Beeb's HD DRM dream

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@ The BigYin

"I not that no shops EVER have a side-by-side comparison of a movie SD playing on a SD TV and an HD version on an HD telly."

I congratulate you on having visited every shop in the world. I can only assume that they had put up the displays that I have seen after you had visited the stores. Perhaps you should phone ahead next time?

I remember similar comments about VHS vs DVD when DVD was released.

I have a 42 inch plasma, and the difference between HD and regular content is easily apparent (in the case of bluray vs dvd). The difference on TV programs is less noticeable however (They been filming TV in 720?). But the last Dr Who was clearly better quality in HD. I have yet to work out why they showed Shooting Stars in HD, unless they thought it would be a quick and easy way to fill HD content.

A quick comparison of Planet Earth on Blueray then DVD will easily show the difference in quality. I cannot comment on the quality of the original HD broadcast though, as I didn't have an HD box at the time.

Dell details 'world's thinnest' laptop

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FAIL

Super thin is super cool...

...just ask a super model.

When I look for a new laptop, I always take a tape measure. The thinness is paramount. I don't care about the CPU, OS, or RAM.

And disk space is for geeks, and battery life is for wimps.

Watford council punts parents from playground

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@ Chris Elemes and others

"I have to hand them over to a bunch of people"

No. you don't HAVE to do anything like that. You can CHOOSE to take your child there, or you can play with it on your own time.

What kind of person takes their child to a facility, knowing the rules, then complains about them? Do you similarly park in disabled space at supermarkets despite not being disabled, demanding your right to use the facilities provided?

I have to wonder whether any of you people send your children to school. You know, that place where you do not supervise them from 8 am to 3:30pm, and where they run around in the playground for 90 minutes a day when not in lessons with sharp crayons and scissors and the school gerbil.

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She is correct.

"There is growing suspicion and lack of trust. Do we really want to increase the number of spaces where parents are forced to hand over family relationships to officials."

She is absolutely correct. Schools should be burnt to the ground immediately. Any after-school activity or social group such as cubs, brownies, guides, and scouts, should be destroyed. Nasa should nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

China's The9 sued over Warcraft ditching

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FAIL

So...

... their practices are just like any other company's then?

Tesla Roadster travels 313 miles on single charge

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Inner city

How about an inner-city-rush-hour-commute-challenge so we can all find out what it is like for real driving conditions.

Microsoft drops Family Guy like a hot deaf guy joke

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FAIL

Morons.

Perhaps the Microsoft Marketing Morons should have actually watched an episode of Family Guy before signing up.

How could they have been so naive?

Greenpeace wags finger at eco-laggards

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Coat

Greenpeace?

Wait wait wait. Greenpeace are still on the internet? They still use computers? Why? Everyone knows how massive the carbon footprint is for computers. Greenpeace are therefore killing the planet. Even if they use the most CO2 friendly computers, it is no different to slowly poisoning the foster parents of a blind orphan.

Shame on you Greenpeace, why would you do that? Why don't you go out and pay some more whalers to slaughter some more innocent whales so you can film them again.

Musos demand Guantanamo Bay playlist

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Copyright?

I thought they wanted a list of music so that they could claim their royalties, after the government illegally played the music to a wide audience.

Historian slams 'absolutely crazy' UK time zone

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Wise words of Ford Prefect

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

WTF is this country called America?

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Joke

@ AC 10:07

"To all the pedants complaining the term America should not be confused with the United States of America, why do we regularly hear "God bless America" and "I'm proud to be an American" etc."

Don't be so silly. They don't call themselves Americans. They call themselves "USAicans", and they are proud to be USAicans.

Don't you recall Eddie Murphy's 1988 classic film "Coming to USA"?

Or the less-classic 1995 Michael Douglass vehicle "The American President"?

I have it on good authority that the Native-USAicans have a number of casinos, and the Italian-USAican community has a number of legitimate family businesses.

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Poor Lorne Babcock

Poor Lorne Babcock, you don't know what boffins are? Did google fail you? Go get a brain.

Lily Allen exits Twitter, bins BlackBerry

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Alien

Marvellous

Great, she has a new boyfriend. Since most of her tracks seem to be about how bad her boyfriends are, I can't wait for her next single playing all over the radio in her iconic tuneless dirge.

I'm still waiting for the mothership to return and take the whole Allen clan back to their home planet.

Judge shoots down challenge to Craigslist erotic services

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@ aTallPhotoPerson

Ah, of course, I was forgetting.

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Alien

So...

if Craigslist isn't to blame because it is the users that put the info there, does that mean the torrent sites which have no tracker but post links to torrents submitted by users are OK?

West Antarctic ice loss overestimated by NASA sats

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Go

@ troll, troll, troll

"Aren't you getting tired of it yet?"

Well, clearly you are not getting tired of it Tom.

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Welcome

@Hermes Conran

"I've heard the same argument from people denying ciggarettes cause cancer, the theory of evolution and the fact that trhe Earth goes round the Sun. People like you cannot divorce your own desires from impirical evidence"

I thought the "Scientific consensus" was:

1) Cigarettes are harmless

2) Evolution is nonsense

3) The Earth was the centre of the universe

until a couple of brave people challenged that consensus, and were persecuted for it. People couldn't divorce their own desires from empirical evidence.

Presumably you still believe that the Earth is flat and that Man will never land on the moon?

I for one welcome our new "publish before checking facts to secure the next grant" scientific overlords.

Blogging vicar casts Tina Turner into hell

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Couldn't agree more...

"What is the point of my being present..."

I whole heartedly agree. What is the point of you being on planet Earth?

Neanderthal woman could whup Schwarzenegger

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And?

They were faster, stronger, and had bigger brains. And look where that got them.

I am sure Arnie will get over it as he bathes in his money-jacuzzi and doesn't die aged 21.

ID card support hits bottom under Brown

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Joke

Let's face it...

Let's face it, the way things are going in this country at the moment, the ID card is going to be issued to every citizen, and we won't be able to cash our dole cheques without it. With unemployment so rampant (Hitting 43Million by 2010 thanks to asylum seekers an Nu Labour), the ID card is going to have a built in unemployment benefit payment system.

Almighty rumpus in Swedish lesbian enclave

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Who? What? Where? How?

Title says it all.

Care assistant sacked over porn shop internship

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Flame

What's next?

What's next? Well he be chemically castrated so that he can never have children and abuse them?

Amazon eyes wander as Royal Mail strike looms

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Strike? So what?

I hear a lot about local Royal Mail strikes, but to be honest, I've not noticed any difference in Royal Mail's performance in years. I still get mail addressed to people in different countries because the envelopes are stuck together. My neighbours still get my mail. Sometimes 3 or 4 days go by without any mail, and then suddenly it all arrives on a Friday. And this is all BEFORE the recent strikes. brightly coloured birthday cards still go amiss (I must learn to send them in plain envelopes to stop the thieving employees from taking them, despite the fact there is no money in the card).

Oh, union bosses, can you please teach your members to understand the phrase "Do Not Bend", it would be of great benefit, and might actually earn your members a little more support from the customers.

Greens more likely thieves and liars, says shock study

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Hmmmm

I don't shop at green stores, and just like Al Gore, I have no morals or conscience whatsoever.

Pirate Bay buyer admits doubts over deal

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Seriously?

"GGF, the troubled Swedish firm aiming to buy BitTorrent tracker the Pirate Bay, has admitted the deal may be crocked."

Wow, I guess GFF were the last people to know this. Everyone else knew from day 1.

Welsh yobs clobbered by cross-dressing cage fighters

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Youtube

Rather than defiling yourself at the DailyMail website for grainy images, view the vid at youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSILex-2Uu8

Royal Mail lawyers demand closure of postcode lookup site

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@ Huw 3

"Oh, please. I think sacked postmen just might find sites like jobcentreplus.gov.uk and monster.co.uk *slightly* more useful."

I think you misread the article. They claimed that jobcentreplus used the postcode api to find work close to the applicant, which has now been made useless. So your statement actually backs the api writers.

CCTV website recruits video vigilantes

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CSI:Basingstoke

I eagerly look forward to this appearing on a member of the CSI family, where to win that magical £1000 by arranging several murders under their favourite camera.

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Brilliant...

"users will be allowed three alert messages per month"

Poor sod being knifed when the watcher is on No.4

Game censorship crusader sues Facebook for $120m

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Terminator

Thompson again? Seriously?

He is suing for emotional distress?

This is the guy that stereotyped Scottish people as kilt-wearing alcoholics. Can all of Scotland sue him?

This is the guy that said he would give $10,000 to Paul Eibeler's favourite charity if people would make a game that conformed to his sick and twisted fantasy. Naturally, when 5 people immediately made 5 games, he refused to give the $10,000 to charity. What a douche bag. Luckily Penny Arcade made the donation instead for him. You know those penny arcade guys, who host a big children's charity thing each, while Thompson creates bigger and bigger lawsuits.

Panicky Plod apologises to Innocent Terror Techie

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And in America?

So he gets a nice letter from the Met.

How much in $ would he get if the situation had been in the US?

Secret teen hacker army ridiculed

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FAIL

Brilliant...

So now we are even outsourcing our hackers? The IT industry really has hit the rocks in this country hasn't it?

Can't wait for them to bring back capital punishment so we can bring in some cheap labour from Zimbabwe.

Euro project to arrest us for what they think we will do

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FAIL

Chuck

"amassing vast amounts of personal data on every single citizen in the EU."

Having watched a few episodes of Chuck, I can confidently predict that this will lead to wacky-non-lethal-spy-based-shenanigans on a regular basis, with hilarious consequences for all involved.

North Wales Police says the law is what they say it is

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Great.

Well, I'm glad that's all cleared up now.

Is Superintendent Shaw's real title "Propaganda officer" or "Officer for Obfuscation"?

Noel Edmonds brings Cosmic Order to the iPhone

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Good luck to him.

If people want to believe in that crud, and people like Edmonds are willing to make money from them, then good luck to him.

Cosmic flashbulb effect caused by 'black-hole invaders'

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Joke

@AC 14:19

Yes, it is called "Humour"

Bus driver becomes Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov

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Wow!!!

Take care ladies, don't get crushed in the stampede.

If that was the picture they chose, what the hell did they reject?

At least he is making the name change for himself and not forcing it on his offspring.

Machine rebellion begins: Killer robot destroyed by US jet

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Coat

Casulaties

---There "were no reports of civilian injuries".---

Is that their way of saying they killed 50 British troops?

Mine's the flak-jacket.

Cruises on ex-Soviet space warships offered

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Unhappy

A week?

Putting the horrendous cost aside, doesn't anyone else think that a week is a long time to be stuck in a tiny capsule with 2 other cosmonauts' farts?

After you've lost your lunch for the 7th time, and completed your 19th zero-grav backflip, what else is there to do? Sure you can play with a water bubble for half an hour or so, but the whole "No gravity" novelty is going to wear out quicte quickly isn't it?

Having to attach a hoover to yourself just to use the toilet, for example. Not my idea of $30million of fun.

I hope he brings a book with him.

Met shops self to IPCC over terror toddlers

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IT Angle

Hmmm

Not sure how The Daily Mail is going to report this.

a) "Paedophile Police given new powers to abuse!!!!!"

or

b) "Asylum seeking terrorists force children into terrorism is police search probe!!!!"

Philips waves farewell to point-and-press remote controls

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\Why?

Why is this necessary? Feels like a giant step back. Instead of pressing a simple button, I now have to make the sign of the cross, using ever more precise gestures that further I am from the screen?

Super-soldier exoskeletons ready for troop tests in 2010

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Rerally worth it?

The militaries of various countries continue to pour billions into fantastical weapons and vehicles. Meanwhile the enemy in Afghanistan and Iraq kill hundreds of soldiers with their home-made bombs.

Shouldn't more money be spent on IED detectors instead?

Custard Creams can kill: Official

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@ "Not.known@this.address"

"Sucking (hot) tea through a Peng^H^H^H certain choc-covered biscuit snack - heaven! (courtesy of my youngest sister-in-law)"

An orgasm in the mouth according to Natalie Imbruglia being interviewed many many years ago,

Commodore 64 emulator hits iPhone

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Go

Good idea, but...

I have only a single game on my iPhone, and I can't play it because of the touch-screen. The screen doesn't really allow the sort of thumb movements needed (continuous thumb contact as if you are using a Nintendo DS directional pad). A lubricated screen is needed. (Unless some of you out there are using special stick-on smooth coatings?)

Explorers unearth cat-sized rat

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Pint

Meh

Forget the cat sized rat. I want a rat sized cat. And I don't mean one of those cat sized rat sized cats. I already have one of those. It is called a cat.

Fujitsu cuts 1,200 UK jobs after revenue mauling

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Grenade

Copyright?

Does every company in the UK use the same phrase?

"necessary to ensure that the company remains competitive in the current difficult global economic climate"

Are they all licensing that line from the same source, or does each company get to borrow it for the day?

Multitaskers: suckers for irrelevancy, easily distracted

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Grenade

@Bollox!

That isn't multitasking. It is the same task. I and everyone else in my company does that every day, it is nothing special. Answering one of those complaints via IM, and listening to talk radio, and watching YouTube, and doodling a picture of President Bush riding a kangaroo through congress is multitasking.

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