* Posts by Richard 12

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So the data centre's 'getting a little hot' – at 57°C, that's quite the understatement

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Re: Speaking as a fire marshal

Through the water, yes.

It doesn't magically conduct up the stream or through the firefighter, it goes to the other battery terminal or the nearest piece of earthed metal which is of course inside the rack that's currently on fire- so who cares?

The battery may dump its energy by venting-with-flame, but as the place was already burning...

Firefighters do use water in building fires. They don't check whether the mains supply is off before they start, because they don't need to - the breakers are going to trip it off soon enough anyway.

Japan's aerospace agency hooks up with Boeing to make planes quieter when they land

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Well, you are trying to slow down and descend, and all that energy has to go *somewhere*.

It's not practicable to use regenerative airbrakes just yet...

Apple didn't engage with the infosec world on CSAM scanning – so get used to a slow drip feed of revelations

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Re: Sounds like

That statement is either obvious bollocks, or an admission that they are intending to illegally unencrypt and process images uploaded to iCloud.

Mere possession of CSAM is illegal, other than as part of an ongoing criminal investigation by the police or criminal trial. Therefore Apple are immediately guilty the moment an unencrypted image exists on an Apple server, and their human is also guilty if it's sent to their device.

There is no defence in law - which is of course one of the really stupid things about those laws, but politicians always were incapable of considering consequences.

Starliner takes off ... back to the factory and not space

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Re: make way for other national priority missions.

No, but there are several missions that have already booked a slot and would be Most Displeased if Boeing prevented them from flying on time.

Before I agree to let your app track me everywhere, I want something 'special' in return (winks)…

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Toxic pearls

A small proportion of people are hate filled buckets of pus who just want to spatter over everyone they meet.

So it's absolutely certain that every community over a certain size has a few of them, and it generally takes a while before the admins bring out the banhammer.

So yeah, of course the Perl community has a few.

For an example of what happens when there is no moderator, look at Twitface.

Firefox 91 introduces cookie clearing, clutter-free printing, Microsoft single sign-on... so where are all the users?

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Devil

Re: That's not a very useful option

Surely you shut your PC down at night?

What kind of monster leaves their computer running when they're not going to be using it for hours, burning electricity for no reason whatsoever.

This is why we can't have nice things!

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There's just so many stupid changes

Tabs aren't attached to their content anymore, colour schemes have become indistinct, hiding and moving stuff around for no reason...

I like Firefox, but they keep breaking the UX - in many cases it seems like they're trying to copy Chrome.

I still use it, but it's much harder to like than in the past.

UK chancellor: Getting back to the altar of corporate dreams (the office) will boost young folks' careers

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Unhappy

Space is the argument for offices

The median young postgrad straight from Uni has a few tens k of student debt, no assets, and they rent a single room in a shared house.

They don't have anywhere to WFH - at best, their bedroom has a 4-foot double bed and a desk, and they have access to a shared bathroom, kitchen and (if they're lucky) lounge.

If they're in London, there's definitely no lounge.

So for them to WFH it means working from a shared kitchen, or if they need some privacy, their bedroom.

Or a bit older, many are living in a 2 bed flat with a partner and a child. They're somewhat better off as they probably do have a lounge/kitchen/diner to work in while the kid's at school.

Either way, that's definitely not healthy. You absolutely need to be able to "leave work" at the end of the workday or you'll burn out.

This is the reason many, especially younger people, really do need office space. It's so they can leave it.

Of course, Sunak has no concept of this, being the "rich kid" who's always had his own actual flat.

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Expect a lot of deaths from overheating.

Converted office space tends to mean people living in a greenhouse, as the building was designed to have large, air-conditioned areas, not small flats without such amenities.

Apple responds to critics of CSAM scan plan with FAQs, says it'd block governments subverting its system

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An accusation will destroy you

It doesn't matter that you're totally innocent, your DBS record will include it so you can't work in your chosen profession again ("hearsay" is explicitly included), the media will report it and gossip will convict you.

A great many people have been driven to suicide by false allegations, and even more have had their entire career destroyed forever, losing their home and all their assets in the process.

Wireless powersats promise clean, permanent, abundant energy. Sound familiar?

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Mushroom

Plus if you miss the landing, fewer people get angry.

Flushing roulette: Southern Water installing digital sewer monitors to prevent blockages

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Re: Historic

Obviously upper management had no idea this was happening, they had rules to make sure of that.

Facebook takes bold stance on privacy – of its ads: Independent transparency research blocked

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Unhappy

Whatsapp is used by many businesses and managers to distribute very important information, such as overtime and zero-hours shift availability.

People like you and I aren't employed that way, but many are, and disabling Whatsapp would cost them hundreds of pounds in lost earnings because they'd miss out on those working hours.

Twitter and Facebook have become the only way of contacting several organisations, and it's not always apparent before you need to query something or make a complaint.

Sueball over breach of more than 5 million payment cards at Dixons Carphone hit for six

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Re: Unfortunately...

Evidently poor lawyers.

US labor official suggests Amazon's Alabama workers rerun that unionization vote

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Incredibly low turnout

And given that most of the tactics used were to prevent people voting, it's not exactly surprising.

The same tactics are being used by the Republican Party in all the states they control, and that should utterly terrify every US citizen, whether you support the GOP or not.

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And every time the union wins, the employer does.

Every. Single. Time.

What's your point, exactly?

Tesla battery fire finally flamed out after four-day conflagration

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Re: SpaceX

That's one way of towing it outside the environment...

Don't rush to adopt QUIC – it's a slog to make it faster than TCP

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Re: Patience, my dear

Basically, yes.

As does TCP.

The key features of QUIC are:

1) Security negotiation is part of the standard, not bolted-on afterwards. So setting up a secured link is much faster.

2) Multiple streams by default, so you don't end up waiting for now-irrelevant data (head-of-line blocking).

The latter is of course easily done by opening multiple TCP streams, however each of TCP stream requires its own negotiation security and consumes a port.

Modern web pages might refer to hundreds of different resources, so being able to request multiple of them all at once over a single QUIC link and let the server deliver them in any order is valuable.

However, if the page resources come from many different servers, or there are only a small number then it makes no real difference.

Microsoft's Cloud PCs debut – priced between $20 and $158 a month

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Re: Wonder who it's for

Those places already use 100% in-the-browser solutions.

A full virtual Windows desktop is more expensive, slower, harder to set up, harder to use and far less secure.

So nope, try again.

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Re: Windows on Windows

But why would you go to the expense of complete virtual desktops for VOIP and web forms?

A single server instance could support hundreds of browser-based VOIP and web form clients for a tenth of the overall cost.

And no small business is stupid enough to buy a desktop PC for their staff and rent another one too.

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Re: OS Updates

As far as I can tell, it's not possible to set the deadlines differently depending on local time, so IT have to set the force install deadline at a sensible time in one location, which screws over everyone in a different timezone.

My Monday mornings are a dead loss a couple of times a month.

Redpilled Microsoft does away with flashing icons on taskbar as Windows 11 hits Beta

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Re: For the want of a competent search function...

Exactly.

I never, ever, under any circumstances want my launcher thingy to search the Internet.

So kill that with fire. If I wanted to search the Internet then I would have opened my Internet thing and searched in there.

Euro watchdog will try to extract $900m from Amazon for breaking data privacy laws

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Hence proving the fine is justified

How else would they be targeting those adverts for toilet seats at the specific individuals least likely to buy more of them?

You MUST present your official ID (but only the one that's really easy to fake)

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Re: 'All this for .... nothing really

Mumps is 'ing deadly. So is measles.

They used to kill thousands of kids every year before there were effective vaccines, and these days they occasionally kill antivaxer's kids.

Covid is around 10 times deadlier than measles but far less transmissible, and of course measles tends to kill kids while covid tends to kill the elderly while maiming the young.

Go read some actual research papers, not the bollocks spouted by the dirty Facebook dozen.

Yes, some departments are using it as an excuse - but mostly for blatant and massive corruption.

If this actually bothers you, donate to The Good Law Project or your local equivalent.

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Re: On forgery

I rather suspect the law in question may have such a loophole.

But I don't read French very well and have no intention of checking even if I did.

Russia says software malfunction caused Nauka module to unexpectedly fire thrusters, tilt space station

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Re: essentially a 25 years old software bug ...

At this point, if it doesn't leak then it's worth keeping.

More volume good.

Heck, even if it does leak, it's nothing a bit of gaffa tape won't fix.

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Re: ...but ensure they cannot inadvertently fire again

Presumably they've now thrown the pyrotechnics so those valves will never open again, as I believe there's pumps that could (in theory) move fuel into that system.

Possibly there's now a spacewalk planned to check...

Tech spec experts seek allies to tear down ISO standards paywall

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Re: Europe does it better

There is a publishing overhead, so perhaps a fee should be payable to cover the cost of distribution etc.

Of around 10 cents, which still gives them a very healthy profit.

International Space Station stabilizes after just-docked Russian module suddenly fires thrusters

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Alien

Re: System Integration is Hard. In Space it is Harder.

It was using them right up until it docked. It's supposed to shut them down then.

Clearly it didn't.

Best guess is that it never properly entered hard-dock mode and tried to "correct" an imagined attitude problem as its gyros drifted or similar.

Ex-health secretary said 'vast majority' were 'onside' with GP data grab. Consumer champion Which? reckons 20 million don't even know what it is

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The vast majority of GPs think it's a terrible idea as currently proposed, so are doing everything they can.

Great reset? More like Fake Reset: Leaders need a reality check if they think their best staff will give up hybrid work

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Re: It Depends…

If half or more of the back office are WFH, that frees up a lot of nice, air-conditioned space to give to those on the line to use as a break room.

It's even got computers so they can surf the Internet, play games, watch Netflix shorts or whatever for fifteen minutes.

There you go, problem solved.

It's practically certain they don't have enough break room space at the moment because it's usually the last thing on the list.

Our production line have an entire (alcohol free) bar area. It's brilliant, and they absolutely deserve it.

I've got a broken combine harvester – but the manufacturer won't give me the software key

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Re: There's another reason Apple is linking camera modules to phones

In many cases there's no "legitimate" source for spare parts at all.

I should be able to call up a reseller and buy a replacement screen/camera/battery/whatever for my expensive gizmo.

If I can't do that, then buying a too-cheap, possibly nicked spare part or broken gizmo off ebay or the guy down the pub is not only very tempting, it's likely to be the only way I can afford to keep a working gizmo.

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Re: Anyone know where to buy a new Kirby vacuum cleaner?

My mum has two of them.

Not entirely sure why, as they both work perfectly.

Kirby make quite a lot of money from regular servicing, which should be a hint to other manufacturers - a "premium" product can attract regular income basically forever that way.

Compsci student walks off with $50,000 after bug bounty report blows gaping hole in Shopify software repos

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Holmes

Separate accounts is the only way

Microsoft, Apple, Google, Amazon and Facebook don't want people to do that and in some cases ban it, but it is the only way to have decent security.

A work account and a personal account, and ne'er the twain shall meet.

Dell won't ship energy-hungry PCs to California and five other US states due to power regulations

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Total *idle* power consumption

I'm not quite sure what the reference assumptions are for active, long idle, short idle and soft-off hours/year though.

Is it broken yet? Is it? Is it? Ooh that means I can buy a sparkly, new but otherwise hard-to-justify replacement!

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Re: 16GB should be enough for anybody...

Except the top spec M1 Macs don't have 16GB of RAM, because it's shared with the GPU.

So in fact they've got 4GB less than the Intel/AMD ones.

Far better than the Intelgrated of course, but that's rather like saying a sausage is better than a punch to the face.

Anyone fancy a Snowmobile full of Bags O'Crap? It'll be on the list somewhere

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Re: Fortunately for the rest of the world...

I dare say they ask you to go before you get in his massive rocket.

Tech support scams subside somewhat, but Millennials and Gen Z think they're bulletproof and suffer

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Mushroom

Make them hang up

And try to keep them on the line as long as possible.

Protect the weak, ruin their business case, make them waste as much resources as you can. Report them to OFCOM too, not that it'll help directly but it might eventually force OFCOM to act against the carriers who keep accepting call termination fees.

Worst case, the scammers blacklist your number among each other and you stop getting the calls.

Akamai Edge DNS goes down, takes a chunk of the internet with it

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Re: Not a cyber attack?

Well, given that they fixed it, it's reasonable to assume they do know what broke.

I look forward to a report on the failure in the next couple of days. If we don't get one then at that point we start to assume the worst.

Autonomy founder Mike Lynch loses first stage in fight against extradition to US

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Black Helicopters

Re: Popcorn.....

She thinks it's a good idea to execute innocent people to deter others. (Quite how that's supposed to be a deterrent is unclear).

Said so repeatedly on TV, even when given an opportunity to "clarify".

She'll rubber stamp this so fast the paper won't even touch her in tray.

In a complete non-surprise, Mozilla hammers final nail in FTP's coffin by removing it from Firefox

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Holmes

True

But one checks the hashes post download, which would detect such shenanigans, and thus try again.

A miscreant can of course easily see what you downloaded, but I can't say I'm worried about that for FTP.

Cyberlaw experts: Take back control. No, we're not talking about Brexit. It's Automated Lane Keeping Systems

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Re: "Tesla’s Autopilot [...] can drive in a single lane..."

Helicopters are just small mountains that are so ugly the ground repels them.

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Re: "Tesla’s Autopilot [...] can drive in a single lane..."

In aviation there's never a stationary aircraft, so anything that isn't moving is a mountain.

LibreOffice 7.2 release candidate reveals effort to be Microsoft-compatible

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Re: Use early Microsoft formats where possible for interchange

Because of course nobody would ever maliciously change the file extension...

United, Mesa airlines order 200 electric 19-seater planes for short-hop flights

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Re: What's that, London to Manchester?

Don't need in-flight entertainment on hops that short.

Can always ask passengers to dress warm. It probably won't be going all that high anyway.

This is the data watchdog! Surrender your Matt Hancock smoochy-kiss pics right now!

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Re: have trust and confidence in the protection of their personal data captured by CCTV

HASAWA places a duty of care within the workplace that he most definitely breached.

Snogging someone outside your household while at work would almost certainly be illegal under the specific covid laws too - that's not the kind of "grey area" like sitting on a bench or driving somewhere to exercise.

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Re: madly conspirationalistic

That would require a level of competence and organisational prowess that Boris and co can't even begin to imagine.

The real explanation is of course that Hancock wanted a bit on the side, so hired his squeeze so she'd have an excuse for "meetings" in his "office".

The leak will have come about because civil servants, like most people, don't like it when ministers take the piss.

It had to happen: Microsoft's cloudy Windows 365 desktops are due to land next month

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Facepalm

So let me get this straight

It's a full-blown Windows install on a full-blown VM running outside the private company network that needs access to the private company network, accessed from a full-fat web browser?

So instead of having to look after a VPN and roughly one PC-per-user, IT have to look after a virtual & a real PC per user, and a VPN.

And if a user makes a mistake and gets phished, rocks fall & everyone dies because they can't even shut it down or unplug it to limit the damage before calling IT.

What did I miss?

South Korean uni installs lavatory that pays out when you spend a penny

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Re: QR codes?

Remember that they want as much crap as possible.

So the real measurement needed is whether it was a #1 or a #2, as #2s are worth far more.

Revealed: Perfect timings for creation of exemplary full English breakfast

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Excess fat

Is there to fry the next slice.

One should always spread the joy.