This should be fun...
Particularly because my ISP likes to change my GeoIP every 7 hours or so...
So. How long till i get blocked completely?
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My school still have machines back from the heydays of Win98, and they still make us use them. Only now are they starting to replace them with dual core machines, which are a breath of fresh air compared to the old ones. Around 1/2 the machines in the 900 machine strong network are the oldies that run:
Single processor @ 600Mhz
256Mb RAM
16Gb HDD
Server Built WinXP
USB 1.1
And it takes around 17 minutes to desktop from cold.
(I shall have to start introducing superglue to the ports & cooling system...)
At least it managed to shut that smarmy [expleteive deleted] up for a while.
She deserves everything she gets.
<PalinVoice=on>
I'm so awesome, because im an average american, and im a soccer mum, etc...
<PalinVoice=off>
AAAARGH! NOBODY CARES!
</rant>
On the other side, sloppy work by the so called 'Hacker'...
Need beer to get my brain functioning again
Most of the concepts that the iFans made were better.
I was expecting it to at least run a buggered version of OSX, not a slightly better version of the iOS.
Watched the Keynote with bated breath, but when the Moses Tablet™ was unveiled, all I could say was: Thats crap! Its just a massive iPhone!"
Very dissapointed, was actually expecting something useable.
(now to go drown myself. (With large amounts of ethanol, of course.))
"Fireman Sam (which, in fairness, was shit to start with)"
NO IT WASN'T!!!
*Stamps foot and starts wailing*
But in all fairness, they have turned him into 'Generic Safety Man™', with no character. In the old series, he used to have robots cooking fried eggs, now he is just a big-chinned moron.
Ballmer giving birth: A frankly terrifying prospect.
"Well 'e can't 'ave babies, 'e 'asn't got a womb! Wheres the foetus gonna gestate, you gonna keep it inna box?!?"
Thats because he doesnt need a womb, he just reproduces asexually, creating hordes of MiniBallmers, all who have tiny fits of chair-throwing rage, and will eventually take over the world!
*Evil Laugh*
"dropped plans to introduce immigration controls between UK...and the Channel Islands."
AFAK, they always check immigration when I come into the UK from Jersey, so I dont have a clue what they are on about. They usually lump us in with the easyjet morons coming home from spain, muttering about how they will get back to solihull.
(Just try not to breath, trust me)
With 30 to 50 metres you will have false positives all over the place.
"but officer, i was just walking my dog next to this canal here."
~~
"Whats that? This 40 foot blue fence?"
~~
"N..No, officer, I..I"
*sound of handcuffs clicking...*
BB, because although he is watching, he is not watching close enough.
Ha. OK, I'm done now.
Its because you have sinned against the JeezusPhone™, and Jeezus is annoyed with you.
Get a phone that can go through the wash, and come out the other side unscathed, bar a day on the radiator, and still work (Three times now), can be thrown against the wall whilst drunk, and still ring for a taxi, and then, maybe, /Just maybe/ you are ready for a B&W NOKIA!!!
Who wants Apps, and a camera, when you can have snake, and a torch on the top?
Texting, and a phone book, the ability to make calls, thats all you need. get a seperate PMP and camera, if you wantt quality, and the ability to save 200 odd quid.
Can your phone survive this?
I demand a playmobil construction, preferably with that ridiculous camera-phone pose where they hold it up over their heads, going "LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE" or similar.
My mim always told me to stop looking at pr0n, or id go blind, so now i wear safety goggles when i am exposed to the stuff.
Oooh, can i get a job at Micro$oft as master HTML wizard then?
"Your job today is to create a travel search site."
OK, Kayak.com.
View>Source
Ctrl-A
Ctrl-C
Open Dreamweaver
Ctrl-V
Save
That'll be 7.5 Billion, thank you very much.
in cash, and small bills please.
So they have just re-invented Windows Live Search with a new UI.
Big Whoop.
i give it about 3 weeks before people start to realise what a crock of shi-ummm, sugar it is.
That is, all except those who used Live before that, and Yahoo! before that. But they deserve to be burnt at the stake for being a heretic.
The Jesus Phone has spoken! Now spread the word!
My family are skinny, have always been skinny, and will probably will be skinny in years to come.
and every single one of them have reached the milestone of 85 years old.
now put that in your pipe and smoke it.
(just dont hold me liable for any cancers that may occurr)
Now go and buy me a pint. (why is it not guinness?!?)