* Posts by Dan 55

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Water's wet, the Pope's Catholic, and iOS is designed to stop folk switching to Android, Epic trial judge told

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Epic chose to set up their own games store on Android and then pulled it a year and a half later and went back to the Play Store.

They also have an Epic games store for Mac and PC.

If they had ever put two and two together they could have had a cross platform Android, Mac, and PC games store with cross-buy and cross-play which would beat Steam and they cound legitimately accuse Apple of locking them out.

But at the moment it seems they seem to want other people to do the work for them.

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You an buy audio book from Audible, you get to access it on the Audible app on any platform it's available.

You buy an audio book from Apple, you get to access it on the iTunes app (I think) on any platform it's available.

You subscribe to Disney+, you get to access it on the Disney+ app on any platform it's available.

You obviously don't buy an audio book from Apple and get to access it on the Audible app on any platform it's available. You yourself said this as if you didn't have a problem with it.

And yet it's exactly what Epic want as well... buy Fortnite DLC from Apple and get to access it on the Play Store app from Google, Galaxy Store from Samsung, Steam from Valve, and other unrelated platforms.

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Re: Computing 101 - one platform's software doesn't run on another

So they would like magic money stuff to happen between competing companies without bothering Epic.

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Re: Computing 101 - one platform's software doesn't run on another

And how would buying something from the Apple App Store and it working on all other stores for all other platforms work?

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Computing 101 - one platform's software doesn't run on another

It's a sad indictment of the legal system that Epic thinks it can bullshit the judge and get away with this argument.

'Biggest data grab' in NHS history stuffs GP records in a central store for 'research' – and the time to opt out is now

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Tell the Good Law Project about it. They may want to take it on.

Another platform on which Java will not run – platform 1 of Newcastle's Central Station

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Re: Java runs on 3 Billions devices ... .sometimes

Write once, debug everywhere.

App Tracking: Apps plead for users to press allow, but 85% of Apple iOS consumers are not opting in

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NordVPN, Private Internet Access, and Squarespace tend to sponsor videos though.

And to be honest if they pay the content creator instead of YouTube, fair enough.

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Re: May not be directly related...

On Android, NewPipe (add NewPipe's repository to FDroid to get the updates quicker) or YouTube Vanced (people say good things but I've never tried it).

On the desktop, not sure which add-on is doing this but between uBlock Origin and Enhancer for YouTube I don't see any ads.

Microsoft embraces Linux kernel's eBPF super-tool, extends it for Windows

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Devil

This will be an affront to God and man

Extending systemd Security Features with eBPF

That's right, the only place guaranteed free from systemd, the Linux Kernel, won't be any more.

Nasdaq's 32-bit code can't handle Berkshire Hathaway's monster share price

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Re: Sinclair Basic

By the time they got to the Spectrum it apparently wasn't that bad, at least as far as floating point was concerned.

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Re: Bah!

Oddly enough Sinclair Basic floats are stored at a higher precision than C floats (five bytes vs four).

Facebook: Nice iOS app of ours you have there, would be a shame if you had to pay for it

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FAIL

Re: They can’t charge for it anyway..

You aren't owed an explanation for why a stupid idea is stupid from random people on the internet.

It's literally how pre-MS Skype worked (search for the section on conferencing) unless all calling participants were behind a NAT and firewall in which case a supernode (a high bandwidth server not behind a NAT/firewall) was chosen instead. Presumably this will not be so necessary with IPv6.

But anyway, downvote away, peanut gallery.

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Re: They can’t charge for it anyway..

With ten on a group P2P call, each person would have to maintain connections to nine other systems, meaning a lot more bandwidth is needed.

The one with the best bandwidth is chosen as the lead server and the rest of the participants each maintain one connection with the lead.

Google will make you use two-step verification to login

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Re: Google classroom?

I guess enterprise and educational accounts will be managed by the organization, as they are now.

21 nails in Exim mail server: Vulnerabilities enable 'full remote unauthenticated code execution', millions of boxes at risk

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Re: shocking

Sendmail represented everything that was wrong about service daemons. Permanently insecure, bizarrely complex to configure and with tentacles all throughout the OS.

Thank goodness we've progressed beyond software design like that. But don't mention systemd.

Fancy a piece of sordid tech history? Fleabayer is flogging the first production Spectrum Vega+ console for £1,500

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I wonder what grift the owners moved on to

Presumably nothing to do with computers because too many people there have heard of them.

As pandemic buying continues, Chromebook shipments soared 275% in Q1, says analyst

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Re: Beats me why.

We just don't have enough landfill Android these days, time to unleash the deluge of landfill Chromebooks. 1 per child per year, onwards and upwards! (Like Wall-E on a rubbish mountain.)

American schools' phone apps send children's info to ad networks, analytics firms

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Re: Not just the USA

Everybody's got fleas, schools all over the world seem to be all drinking the Chromebook koolaid.

What not to expect when you're expecting: Fertility apps may be selling intimate health secrets

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Re: "30 free, popular, fertility apps available"

There are two really free ones on F-Droid:

drip

Fertility Test Analyzer App

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Didn't freeware and shareware turn into open source (maybe with a donation) and nagware?

In China, the Smart TV watches you, shares IP address, Wi-Fi SSIDs, viewing habits, and more

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Re: The smart TV watches you wherever you are in the world

It's good of Samsung to patent it, that just means you don't need to buy a Samsung.

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The smart TV watches you wherever you are in the world

LG was caught snooping on LAN shares.

Vizio sent unencrypted analytics data and frame captures without explaining what use it was going to be put to.

Some models of Samsung TVs may have an always-on camera and microphone, others may make you press a button on the remote before recording from the microphone but all sent microphone recordings to a third party, sent unencrypted data, and have non-existent security.

ACR identifies what you're watching and when whatever the source.

The best you're going to get are weasel words privacy settings which allegedly give you options which anonymise your data or turn off tracking, but they're still going to slurp.

Best not to plug the damn thing into the Internet.

Googler demolishes one of Apple's monopoly defenses – that web apps are just as good as native iOS software

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Stop

"Safari's lack of compatibility with web standards... it's holding the entire web ecosystem back"

What the Google minion means is Safari's different to Chrome, and Apple haven't implemented so many slurpy APIs which Google sink millions of person-hours into developing.

If a Google minion doesn't like it something then that probably means it's a good thing.

Big Tech bankrolling AI ethics research and events seems very familiar. Ah, yes, Big Tobacco all over again

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Both are enjoyable for yourself and harmful for other people.

Lambda School, a coding bootcamp that takes a cut of your next tech salary, now takes a 30% cut in staff

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Devil

CEO Jake Conte said his biz "needed ... different types of employees"

Incredible that businesses are so adverse to paying for training that they'd rather pay a severence package and hire other people instead, even though training is cheaper.

Apple won't be sharing revenue guidance for rest of the year, but we can always guess what it'll look like

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Well... it's still a bit surprising. If I'm stuck at home 90% of my time, a new mobile phone is hardly a priority.

So what if I pay peanuts for my home broadband? I demand you fix it NOW!

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Mushroom

Lies! Why do you print these lies!

So we have to tell them they’re on mute and then wait while they work out for the seven billionth time where the same old un-fucking-mute button is (hint: the same place it was yesterday, and the day before that, ad infinitum)

This is not true, at least on Teams. I think it must have changed places at least three times in the last year. And they still haven't cottoned on to space bar for mute.

And to improve things they've fucked up screen sharing in one of the latest updates, you press the screen sharing icon in the notification at the bottom right and instead of sharing the screen it brings the meeting window to the top and leaves you to find the screen sharing button in the meeting window.

Nobody can fucking design a UI these days, they've all been lobotomised. Rant over.

BadAlloc: Microsoft looked at memory allocation code in tons of devices and found this one common security flaw

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Re: malloc()

So it turns out that it's not a bug, it's a documented feature.

Microsoft joins Bytecode Alliance to advance WebAssembly – aka the thing that lets you run compiled C/C++/Rust code in browsers

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Re: The Internet is dead

FrogFind FTW. Not just for retro computers, it strips out all the nonsense.

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Re: The first web assembly library is out!

Don't worry, it's all under control, have a look at WebUSB and the Native File System API.

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You don't need to reinvent the wheel with web assembly, the browser's already got a video decoder built-in.

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If you liked JavaScript code from anywhere in the world running on your browser...

... after clicking on the wrong link, you're going to love WebAssembly.

What could possibly go wrong?

UK government resists pressure to hold statutory inquiry into Post Office Horizon scandal

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Devil

Re: Statutory inquiry

The minister is clutching at straws, and definitely doesn't want you to look at the revolving doors between Whitehall and the PO.

Apple's macOS Gatekeeper asleep on the job: Exploited flaw put users 'at grave risk' of malware infection

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FAIL

Re: Mavericks

Oh crap, I meant Mojave.

California landmarks mean nothing to me, they should have stuck with the cats.

Icon for me.

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Mavericks

Can't find if this a problem on Mavericks and if so will Apple be backporting the fix.

And they should do because many people won't update past Mavericks for obvious reasons.

GCHQ boss warns China can rewrite 'the global operating system' in its own authoritarian image

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tl;dr: We want obligatory BritCrypto™

For the UK that means ensuring “a very small percentage of key technologies must be truly sovereign to retain strategic technical advantage – things like elements of the cryptographic technologies that protect the UK’s most sensitive information and capabilities.” Investing in such capabilities and “using statutory powers to restrict hostile foreign investment” will be needed.

No back doors but a wide open front door.

lf they really wanted sovereign technologies perhaps they should have advised the government not to flog off the ARM family silver.

Banks across America test facial recognition cameras 'to spy on staff, customers'

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39 Post Office convictions quashed after Fujitsu evidence about Horizon IT platform called into question

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Re: And still...

Paula Vennells, who was awarded CBE in 2019 for "services to the Post Office and to charity”, moved on from Post Office CEO to the Imperial College NHS Trust in April 2019. From then on she went onto other things.

Strangely enough she is an anglican priest yet put many people through a lot of suffering.

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Alert

Oh god, I just had a flashback to The Pawn.

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"Surely you don't exepct us to check for all the possible error codes and handle them appropriately?"

How is it that IT has turned into a field so full of DHs?

It wasn't like that before ...

Before they were contained in Microsoft, and only their software contained the appropriate error messages ("An unknown error occurred"), now they're everywhere ("Oh snap dude, something's gone wrong! Guess what? We've lost all your work for you.")

God bless this mess: Study says UK's Christian beliefs had 'important' role in Brexit

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Re: I find myself saying...

US English keycaps on an ISO layout is a thing.

ISO layout is the one with the big enter key, but it's still not as big as non-standard layouts with a bigass enter key... maybe you need one of those?

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Re: Ah, Those Protestants

I hear you're a Brexiteer now, Father? How did you get interested in that kind of a thing?

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Re: I find myself saying...

Yeah, it's not like the EU/UK could have picked a system that works and copied it. That would have been far too simple.

They did. Note the EU side is generally up and running and for imports from the UK and the UK side are waiving most checks for imports from the EU.

What there is is an inability to scale, using rules for third party countries (where things are loaded up on boats and planes and take hours or days to get there and any problems can be smoothed over in transit) on a JIT delivery network.

But the UK wanted this.

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Re: I find myself saying...

There are no new rules. UK negotiated to leave the customs union, single market, and SPS area and thus go back to the old rules for third countries set up at the beginning of the customs union, single market, and SPS area. Except NI of course.

10 years later, Chrome OS starts to look like a proper OS with hardware diagnostics and the ability to scan documents

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Facepalm

Er, why?

Due to the limited production run and overall scarcity, with many presumably trashed after they entered EOL in 2017, these have become sought after by collectors of vintage computers.

Software updates for the first generation Chromebooks are already on life support, in five years max they won't connect to Google's services at all and will just be a decorative brick.

Signal app's Moxie says it's possible to sabotage Cellebrite's phone-probing tools with booby-trapped file

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Re: This is why I don't enable fingerprint or face unlock.

At least you have to observe them first. With photos and fingerprint unlock that might not even be necessary, depending on who's trying to unlock it.

We seem to have materialized in a universe in which Barney the Purple Dinosaur is designing iPhones for Apple

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Other corporations still haven't cracked convincing their customers to pay to be part of the beta test group as Apple have.

They slipped up with the Apple Watch though, they had to retcon the first generation as Series 0 as a way of explaining why they're dropping support so soon.

Huawei could have snooped on the Dutch prime minister's phone calls thanks to KPN network core access

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Re: What kind of paper is the Volkskrant, though?

Let Me Wikipedia That For You. Founded 100 years ago as left-of-centre and catholic. Currently centre.

Very few papers in the rest of Europe are like the Sun and the Daily Mail. Maybe there's some conclusion to be drawn from that.

Microsoft bows to the inevitable and takes Visual Studio 64-bit for 2022 version

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Re: Refreshed icons

For now...