* Posts by Dan 55

15450 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

BT customers hit by broadband outage ... again

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Re: UPS failure

Listen, don't mention the UPSs. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

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Re: GCHQ?

One more time and people are going to start to wonder why UPSs everywhere have suddenly gone on strike.

But two power outages in two successive days in different providers is nothing to bother about. Perfectly normal, that.

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"Major Service Interruption"

Ah, that will be something which inconveniences a small number of customers then.

Microsoft delays Azure updates so you can catch up with the cloud

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COM, CORBA, .Net, WPF, Silverlight, UWP...

... anyone really think it would be any different in the MS cloud?

Alleged skipper of pirate site KickAss Torrents keel-hauled in Poland

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WTF?

Re: Big content: 3

Yeah. So if stupid stop buying movie tickets and so on, where's the content to pirate?

Microsoft to rip up P2P Skype, killing native Mac, Linux apps

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I don't know what the last few paragraphs are about

Skype isn't P2P any more, everything's been going through MS' supernodes for a few years, and messages can blocked (e.g. you type a link to a phishing website that's on their list) so they know the contents of messages too. They're not going to change that with the move to web clients.

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Wire (wire.com) has Windows, Mac, Android, iOS, and web clients. It doesn't have Windows Phone but Windows Phone is deader than Skype. Microsoft can fragment Skype until it only works with Windows Desktop and Windows Phone and then they'll be utterly surprised to find that nobody is using it.

There's also appear.in which is web only, but it has the advantage of not having a crappy broken UI, unlike Skype.

Reg readers head to pub to hear about the digital home

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"You don’t get the Q&A"

So nice for people outside of London.

Perhaps you could do live Q&As online.

Web meltdown: BT feels heat from angry punters

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Trollface

El Reg is okay though.

WhatsApp gets another Brazilian whack as magistrate blocks it again

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Re: I love how

It's both, probably a little more 2) than 1). She's not particularly interested in how it works or why they can't give her the messages, she just wants them and she'll block WhatsApp till she gets them.

"This is what happens in several investigations. Operators comply. Google complies. Why can't WhatsApp comply? Brazilian criminals see a shield in WhatsApp, a safe haven to commit crimes and plans executions." link

So she'd like them to remove E2E encryption and store messages.

UK South East Coast Ambulance slammed for creaking emergency dispatch IT

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Oh FFS

As it's not happening in the rest of the regions (or we would have heard about it by now), buy in the software from another region. It should be as cheap as chips since the heavy lifting has already been done.

Where's my consultancy fee?

Top IT bod Sally Howes leaves the UK's National Audit Office

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Re: So, apparently a competent person leaves

Don't worry, there'll soon be someone along with a degree in Latin to put that back the way it should be.

Governments Googling Google about you more than ever says Google

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Re: So...

Yes, as will the hackers who break Yahoo Mail's "security".

UK's climate change dept abolished, but 'smart meters and all our policies strong as ever'

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Re: smart meter

I don't think it's an EU directive, it just is more technically unreliable to make a washing machine mix 50-60ºC water from a combi boiler with cold water to get a 30-40ºC wash, plus you run the risk of ending up with shrunken doll's clothes. Many hot fill washing machines never take hot water in for the colder washes anyway, they heat up cold water.

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Re: Shockingly Inaccurate

"Smart DCC Ltd is a wholly owned subsidiary of Capita plc and is regulated by Ofgem."

We're doomed!

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What, and risk a fine from the EU? If she drops it, it's got to be unofficially until Brexit day. Completely ignore targets and remove pressure from electricity companies to roll it out.

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Re: Samrt Meters - no thanks

Sticking an electricity meter monitor around the meter wire will do just as well, only without the security problems.

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Devil

"Smart meters and all our policies will remain as strong as ever."

There's gravy on that there train!

Opera sells open-source Chromium browser for $600m to Chinese bods

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Re: Vivaldi

And that Vivaldi lot still haven't delivered the pony either. The nerve.

Softbank promises stronger ARM: Greater overseas reach and double the UK jobs

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Re: Is this the double size already announced or double the double size...

Even so, Houser's not pleased.

ARM is the proudest achievement of my life. The proposed sale to SoftBank is a sad day for me and for technology in Britain.

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A week is a long time in politics

Seven days ago, May said that strategic British businesses would be protected from foreign takeover. Given what's already gone, I can't think of anything more strategic than ARM. So today Hammond says this means everything's great.

If Germany had an ARM, they wouldn't have let this happen.

The UK is at risk of having everything worthwhile bought up and dragged over the border.

Brexit has left a regulatory black hole for digital, say MPs

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Trollface

Iain Wright MP, chair of the BIS committee, urged the government to set out its plans

"Chaps, we're rumbled. We can't copy and paste stuff from Brussels any more, we've got to actually work this stuff out."

Did mock cop bot trot on fraught tot? Maybe not

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Re: "The machine veered..."

You don't recall running backwards (staggering about) because you don't recall anything you did at 16 months.

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: It's like in "Dune"

Attack of the 50ft Woman?

Brit chip biz ARM legs it to Softbank for $32bn

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Paris Hilton

What's in it for ARM?

They're a de facto monopoly anyway. MIPS and Power aren't any threat at all.

Are SoftBank able to open new markets? ARM isn't short of cash and they were entering server and IoT markets anyway. What can SoftBank bring to ARM apart from a huge debt?

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I bet about a month ago it wasn't an extra 10bn.

Gaming apps, mugging and bad case of bruised Pokéballs

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Headmaster

Call that music?

Microsoft silently kills dev backdoor that boots Linux on locked-down Windows RT slabs

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Re: Like for like

But very few push out an update to lock down devices just before EOL after years of nothing. That's what's wrong.

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Re: Daft assumption inherent in many reactions

No, they prepropose that one may own one's gadget.

If the software a device is running reaches end-of-life, why shouldn't the owner be able to stick another OS on it? Are you going to tell them they shouldn't put Linux on an old desktop PC or Cyanogen on an old mobile phone either?

If Samsung suddenly pushed out updates which locked down the bootloader on obviously unsupported devices then that would also be viewed as a shitty move by most.

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RT abandonded by MS, no upgrade route

Then, out of nowhere, an update to stop people doing something useful with it.

Ad viewability worsens

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Next

Even those without an adblock scroll right past them.

Not helped by genius web page designers putting a banner ad followed by a huge hero image followed by the content. The page immediately gets scrolled down to get to the content. I wonder which site I could be thinking of?

Boris Johnson 'NIGHTMARE'

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Re: Cunning plot

Hunt's staying with the NHS as he did so well last time.

The Energy part of the Dept. of Energy and Climate Change has been eaten by Business Innovation and Skills and the Climate Change part has disappeared. The UK needs an energy department separate from business to keep the lights on and be somewhat immune from lobbying by the energy industry. Climate change, well, are we back to it doesn't exist? We will be because Leadsom will probably be in charge of it.

As for BoJo, I think given his post it's more important what people abroad think, not what possible interpretations we can make for May putting him there.

I don't think she's that particularly clever. She couldn't answer basic questions about the IPBill in the Commons Committee and she must have spent half her time at the Home Office on surveillance issues of one kind or another.

One in five consumers upgraded to Win10 for free instead of buying a PC

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FAIL

Why would they have bought a new PC?

Would it have broken if MS hadn't decided to offer a free upgrade? No, they'd have carried on using Win 7 or 8 anyway apart from a handful of fanboi masochists who might even have bought the retail version of Windows 10 instead of buying a new computer.

Fecking analysts.

It's not our fault we don't hire black people, says Facebook

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Stop

Facebook believes white pampered fratboys make them the most money and hire accordingly. Why? Because that's the company culture. Because Zuckerburg built up the company that way from scratch.

Now ask anyone from an ethnic minority if they'd like to work in a building full of white pampered fratboys. I don't know, I'm going out on a limb as I'm not an ethnic minority where I am and haven't experienced it but I suspect a sense of self preservation kicks in. I know I'd have one if I lived in a country where I could get shot by Rosco P. Coltrane because of the way I looked. Life is bad enough already without working with a load of fratboys on top of that.

And I wouldn't work at Facebook either because I don't agree with the data mining and they'd be insufferable.

Google's Nexii stand tall among Android's insecure swill

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And until the people doing Copperhead get bored with doing what Google should have done.

Server techies 'stiffed on overtime pay' banned from ganging up on HP

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FAIL

Re: Should Be Able to Appeal....

Where does it say they're not allowed to sue collectively?

Dear Tesla, stop calling it autopilot – and drivers are not your guinea pigs

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Re: Do we want to advance or not?

First of all the name Autopilot, obviously borrowed from aviation, does not imply that you can have a snooze, hop in the back seat or read the paper. Do you see the pilot and co-pilot just wandering around the plane whilst letting the autopilot on a plane do its thing?

They are fully trained as to what an autopilot actually does. They will get fired if they do. Not the same thing as being alone in your own car.

Let's say Tesla caves in and calls it Driver Assist. Do you think that the man watching the DVD would have done anything different? That the lady who accelerated her husbands Tesla into a brick wall wouldn't have? That the man who crashed into a field because he refused to place his hands on the wheel despite the car asking him to do so repeatedly would have put his hands on the wheel?

Look I'm no aviation expert or behavioural expert but I think common sense dictates that the answer to the above questions is no, no and no.

Indeed, but common sense has to compete against a childhood of watching Knight Rider. Autopilot implies more hands off. Nobody is going to read x pages of EULA to check what the Autopilot can or can't do, they're going to go "yeah, it's got Autopilot, sweet". This is also how Apple's phones are sold, by marketing to people who have no idea what it really means, but they know it's cool. Have you read iOS's EULA? Has anyone? Thought not.

The other difference between Teslas and the rest is you can 'drive' with your hands off the wheel for longer.

It all gives a sensation of autonomy that the rest don't have, but it doesn't mean that Teslas actually have it either. Tesla can't handwave away problems and say it's "Beta" because that's Silly Valley culture, they're in meatspace now. You'd never get a Rainbow Road screen on a Volvo to distract the driver with.

By the way, Consumer Reports copied me.

Google on piracy: We really, really care

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So sign an advertising contract...

... for 1 (one) advert to be served per year for the total value of 1 (one) pence, or whatever the bare minimum you can get away with is.

Shocker: Computer science graduate wins a top UK political job

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Re: Was it at Warwick that he learnt the art ...

42 days detention for terrorism suspects was defeated and withdrawn by the then Labour government so good on him for helping to bring that about.

It is now down to 14 days, still a long time compared to other Western countries.

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Trollface

Re: PPE in PPE

Are you saying the FCO isn't a repugnant overload of silver spoon theoreticians?

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I bet BoJo will get fired first.

The Reg Coding competition – 10 times as hard as the last one!

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Re: Some of the specs a missing...

Yes. Human names are the same even if they're in capitals. Do you really need a spec to know that?

* For some Western European languages using the Latin alphabet. Possibly.

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Re: Seriously...

I hope there's no need to left pad "Hello, world" or your program's screwed before it's started.

You really do want to use biometrics for payments, beam banks

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Re: I didn't even want contactless

Indeed, but how many people would be willing to chop their finger off?

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Devil

I didn't even want contactless

Not that that didn't stop you foisting it on me either.

UK gov says new Home Sec will have powers to ban end-to-end encryption

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Re: Wow

I went and Googled Earl Howe's education. Guess what, it's not STEM. It's "Mods and Greats" and Latin verse at Oxford.

He has no more idea about what e2e encryption and backdoors are than Larry the cat does.

Cryptocat dev reckons WhatsApp is blocking calls to Saudi numbers

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Re: *regulations are designed to protect local carrier revenues*

Nominet has blocked ENUM mapping UK phone numbers to DNS ever since the protocol was launched.

Of course, they don't call it that. It's just being tested. Forever.

Brit Science Minister to probe Brexit bias against UK-based scientists

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Re: It's the law, isn't it

Or projects already started before the exit date are funded till their completion.

Not too difficult.

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Why do I do these things? It's only bad for my blood pressure.

Let's have a look at how he's qualified for Minister of State for Universities and Science. Some chap who's been to university and has a science background would probably be the basic requirements.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Johnson#Education

Eton, Oxford, studied Modern History, Bullingdon Club, friends with... George Osborne. And Boris' brother, of course.

So much for meritocracy.