* Posts by Dan 55

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Lawyers! win! millions! in! bonkers! Yahoo! email! snooping! case!

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Nobody in California is going to get fined for scanning data to target advertising

Silly Valley would implode otherwise.

Windows passwords leak tip

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Re: Assumptions have been made and statements were issued.

"Our noddy OS spaffs credentials to all and sundry" seems to be the missing sentence in the middle. (TRUE.)

Waze to go, Google: New dial-a-ride Uber, Lyft rival 'won't vet drivers'... What could go wrong?

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It's like the Play Store of carsharing

And we've never heard of getting served malware through the Play Store, have we?

Nice for hipster DevOppers to share rides to Mountain View, doesn't scale well in the real world.

Labour's Jeremy Corbyn wants high speed broadband for all. Wow, original idea there

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If there is a voluntary digital ID card that has widespread use or a mandatory card, you can bet that it'll start being used to access government services, move on to bank verification, and end up being used to verify your age for porn sites in the UK.

Well, I say "end up" but that'll be the thin end of the wedge. Who could disagree with that? Then there'll be something else.

By the way I think the way a widespread digital ID card could be rolled out would be with a chipped driving licence, a chipped passport card given with a passport (like the Irish one), and finally a chipped card from the DSS for those who don't get one of the other two.

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The ID card wasn't mandatory, it was voluntary. We all knew it was going to be mandatory, of course.

Much the same with this, I suspect.

Windows 10 Anniversary on a Raspberry Pi: Another look at IoT Core

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Re: Windows or Linux?

And Windows 10 "light" won't do ANYTHING for you other than "do windows things".

It won't even do that, no Win32 stuff and UWP apps without a UI. The article says that Windows and the .NET ecosystem may be more productive, I can't see that happening. Especially as there's no UI.

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Re: Indeed both pointless.

That was Windows Phone 7, which was WinCE. Windows Phone 8 and 8.1 (the beginning of the unified kernel) was slower and less power efficient. Windows 10 Mobile (Marketing rebadging WP8.2) was worse.

$329 for a MacBook? Well, really a 'HacBook' built on an old HP

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Re: EBay

Yes, but it's a 2013 MacBook Pro. Any Apple laptop after 2012 and the Retina laptops from 2012 have had the useful ports removed and everything soldered and stuck down. Propriety SSD, soldered-in RAM. Utter cock.

I look forward to the reveal to find out how they've managed to make it worse again this year.

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Don't know why you were downvoted. After the Pro 2012 models everything went to bollocks as Jony went mad with the glue gun. They lost the DVD drive, non-replacable batteries unless you melt the glue sticking them in, and everything got soldered in so can't even upgrade your RAM. They barely classify has amateur machines, let alone pro. I'd rather have a Mac Mini or a hackintosh.

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If you scroll down it's also got a HP logo on the back. Perhaps it's a bet to see how many multinational corporations they can piss off.

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Re: How do I buy a license from Apple?

The licence is the serial number of the machine they sell you, so, no, you're not going to get a licence without hardware. There was a problem when El Capitan launched, it had trouble reading motherboard serial numbers which meant you couldn't log into iCloud or the App Store.

They should have really supplied FreeDOS or a Linux on that, not market it as a Hackintosh machine as their lawyers will go for it like a red rag to their bull. Word would have got around anyway and it'd've bubbled up to the top of a Google Search for 'best hackintosh laptop'.

BSODs at scale: We laugh at your puny five storeys, here's our SIX storey #fail

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Joke

Re: We interrupt this movie to bring you this important BSOD

The cinemas running Windows 7 or 8 are going to be annoyed when they lose Media Center when it updates.

Google breaks heart, White Knight falls off horse

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The unspoken catch is that a) US telecos are regional monopolies which charge a bomb but won't invest and b) Google got bored of Google Fiber because a butterfly fluttered past the window, as with all their projects. When Google started this they must of known this was a long-term project which requires investment upfront, even if it was just going to be rolled out for a handful of cities. Now the customers who went for this are stuck... again. Obligatory xkcd.

Chinese CA hands guy base certificates for GitHub, Florida uni

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Re: And if you check their own website certificate

TLS 1.2 may be obsolete but it's the best we have at the moment unless you mean they should be using an experimental protocol.

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Unhappy

Browser certificate user interfaces are atrocious, they hasn't changed in about two decades. They should...

- have a list of favourite CAs you might want easy access to temporarily (dis)enable

- be able to show CAs in a tree view by continent and country so you can disable everything inside a selected branch because you're never going to be interested in them and they'll only be a cause of security problems

And that's off the top of my head.

Yakkety Yak beta lands

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But the important question is...

What's the name going to be after Zany Zabra (or whatever)?

Having offended everyone else in the world, Linus Torvalds calls own lawyers a 'nasty festering disease'

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Re: Publishes its own kernel?

RH haven't put a leash on Linus, they've just foisted systemd onto the world instead.

Tech fails miserably in Forbes' most innovative companies

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Forbes might be right

After all, Silly Valley companies have been slurping data and launching sharing economy start-ups whose primary aim is accelerating the race to the bottom for years now. Where's the innovation lately?

Discuss.

Google 'Solitaire' ... Just do it

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Quake-hit Italy: Open up Wi-Fi

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Re: Completely daft

I would do it, but on a second SSID/VLAN.

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Re: That's daft

I don't think it's that well funded or organised. Red Cross is a volunteer organisation after all.

Buildings in the earthquake zone were supposed to have been reinforced after a previous earthquake 7 years ago, you can see what should have happened and what has happened.

See also: flood defences in the UK.

Snakes on the phone!

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One telecom engineer couldn't believe what he saw! First you'll be surprised then you'll be amazed... at the word count.

New booze guidelines: We'd rather you didn't enjoy yourselves

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Ban it or shut up

If the government maintain that alcohol is so bad that zero units per week is the maximum then it should be banned, Prohibition-style, instead of just preaching sermons which flatly contradict their working group which already came up with a low figure which is out of line with other Western countries.

Whatever happened to evidence-based policy?

EE looks at its call charges, hikes a bunch, walks off giggling

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Re: EE and PAYG vermin

Wouldn't be easier to just unlock the iPhone so you can use a 3 SIM in it? There are websites which do this if EE won't.

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Re: I suppose...

And don't forget BT Sport.

Mozilla breathes petition-of-fire at EU copyright laws

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WTF?

Re: Errr...

Any links to that? Legal ones, of course.

They couldn't even argue that Mozilla is profiting off this. It seems an incredibly stupid line of argument.

A USB stick as a file server? We've done it!

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Re: Too slow

Most routers make a USB storage device available on the network anyway, so if you did that with this you might end up with the same data available via two IP addresses.

WhatsApp is to hand your phone number to Facebook

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Delete your account first using the in-app option before uninstalling otherwise you will leave data on their server.

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If you read the FAQ and the EULA linked to on that page, it seems they won't share any data with Facebook at all. If you don't untick the "Share to Facebook" box when you're asked to accept the new privacy policy you've still got another 30 days to untick it in Settings > Accounts.

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WhatsApp > Settings > Account > Delete My Account.

Radicalisation? UK.gov gets itself in cluster-muddle over 'terrorism'

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Re: Alternatives

The UK could be worse. France offers all of that plus gun-toting policeman ordering Muslem women to undress on beaches as if that would stop terrorism.

YouTube videos of this are playing in training camps all around the world as we speak.

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"young people’s lack of ability or awareness of the need to critically challenge their beliefs"

Well try teaching them to critically think in schools instead of just passing exams.

Perhaps they don't teach it because if they did the current crop of politicians might be out of a job.

Excel hell messes up ~20 per cent of genetic science papers

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Re: The problem with Excel nowadays is

How silly of them... everyone knows screenshots should be sent in a .docx.

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Re: Oh, Is that so?

Yes, they shift the problem out of Excel and onto the user, who quite rightly expects dates in their own locale instead of Yankeelandia. Somebody will understand 2/1/2016 instead of 1/2/2016 and all hell will break lose because of it.

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Mushroom

Re: An easy fix ...

Think you've sorted it with the apostrophe, do you?

Great until there's a VBA macro to run over the cell... then VBA reads the cell and works out once again what the date format is, using different criteria to the Excel cell.

Then you need to export to .csv, or import from .csv which again mangles the format.

Jesus wept, somebody make it stop.

Facebook, Twitter and Google are to blame for terrorism, say MPs

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Re: Isn't "Vaz" some kind of lubricant?

Was that the sound of Vaz jumping on two bandwagons at once? Impressive, even for him.

'Second Earth' exoplanet found right under our noses – just four light years away

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Re: Slight problem with habitability figure

This sets the boiling dirt-ball stage at 1 billion years from now. Mars will still be okay then, which is nice.

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Re: Tidal locking

No, they'll be on nightshift and doing the work outsourced from the day side. Their dollar rate will be cheaper so that makes up for the code quality.

Corbyn lied, Virgin Trains lied, Harambe died

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Stop

Re: On the CCTV and breach of privacy policy issue...

Of course he's released the information himself, he made a video saying where he was.

Or maybe that was another plane of reality, I lose track with all these differing statements put out by Labour (or whatever this party is now).

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Re: That's the icing on the cake

You mean him and his invisible wife who he hadn't mentioned before couldn't have sat either side of the aisle, in the remote case that there weren't two empty seats next to each other (I say remote because CCTV shows him walking past loads of empty seats)?

His wife or assorted hangers on couldn't have looked for seats while he recorded his video?

Perhaps he should stop making up constantly changing excuses that only convince the converted anyway. When in a hole, stop digging.

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Re: If A Tree Falls In The Woods, And No One Is There To See It, Is It Corbyn's Fault?

Presumably Corbyn or one of his aides can find a reserved seat which doesn't cover his part of the journey, or use one of the free unreserved seats he walked passed.

I'm rather against politicians making shit up just because, see the referendum, and if anything can be done to put them in their place so that they are less inclined to lie again in the future then I'm all for it. Note that everyone else in the CCTV footage had their face blurred out.

It isn't difficult to make the case against privatised trains without lying, just catch a Southern train.

I will also add that Corbyn is more interested in rooting out unbelievers than actually running an effective opposition. BoJo has decided to disappear over Syria and arms sales. Have we heard a peep out of Labour calling him to account? No, because he's too busy recording videos on trains.

Kindle Paperwhites turn Windows 10 PCs into paperweights: Plugging one in 'triggers a BSOD'

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Facepalm

Perhaps they ought to ask one of the hundreds of companies they shakedown for having the temerity to write a FAT filesystem (you know, blocks mostly with data but sometimes with pointers to other blocks) how they should do it.

Windows Update borks PowerShell – Microsoft won't fix it for a week

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Re: No testing, Redmond?

Nutella broke up the Trustworthy Computing Group, aren't people asking questions yet? He doesn't appear to be doing much right, the only real success he had was Office on Android and iOS and that was developed under Balmer.

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Re: Ah, Microsoft

It did, now it just draws an unhappy ASCII emoticon with "Sucks to be you." underneath.

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Re: MS Board Meeting

Haven't they reached their kneecaps by now?

US Treasury to launch pre-emptive strike on EU's Ireland tax probe

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"This shift in approach appears to expand the role of the [competition directorate] beyond enforcement of competition and state aid law . . . into that of a supranational tax authority that reviews member state” decisions on corporate tax, it says.

They're a bit slow on the uptake, the PIGS have had their budgets reviewed very carefully for years now and can be told to go back and do it again bettwer. The same goes for the other countries including the UK but they seem to have more leeway. It's called the Stability and Growth Pact.

Angler hooks German's todger at nudist lake

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Coat

Re: It could have been wurst ...

TFTFY.

Privacy advocates rail against US Homeland Security's Twitter, Facebook snooping

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Re: I haven't got any social media accounts

I feel sorry for the person who has to read every post before coming to that conclusion.

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Alert

The only problem with opening an account and putting goatse as the profile image is that a) you'll probably see it too and b) when you get there you'll probably be taken to one side and lead to a private room where they'll try to recreate the image using a pair of latex gloves.

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Big Brother

I haven't got any social media accounts

Are they going to believe me?