* Posts by Dan 55

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Experts to Congress: You must act on IoT security. Congress: Encourage industry to develop best practices, you say?

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Facepalm

"I don't think I want my refrigerator talking to some food police."

Oh God, it's an unstoppable force... it's the rise of the stupid.

Nostradamus, what do you see in 2017?

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Mushroom

Can anyone can predict past January 2017?

There's too much static. Perhaps that's the EMP from the nuclear blasts.

Just enough time to buy a Nokia phone which will last two decades and try and find somewhere safe to hide like Patagonia.

Firefox hits version 50

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Re: Android

It started a bit bad, it got better, now it seems to be slowing down a bit for whatever reason.

Still, add-ons are good and it's not Chrome autologging you into Google's websites and targeted by the Android malware developers.

Dirty code? If it works, leave it says Thoughtworks CTO

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Where I work there are probably over a hundred hand-tailered slightly different versions of the same 20 year old software for each customer installation. It's a mess and it's becoming unmaintainable.

There's a new platform which is supposed to save everything, however it's Java and it's not high transaction so customers are rejecting it. They probably went with Java because of Java schools producing Java devs by the bucketload. Again, low dev costs and whatever problems come up will be fixed in the future (except they won't).

Agile promotes this, "just do enough now to get it out the door" instead of writing quality code now which can cope with future use cases. Layer on layer, over years, until you're stuck. It's shit.

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She's not heard of technical debt

Come back in 5, 10, 20 years when you've got an unmaintainable mess and say you were right not to refactor.

Satya Nadella hits Sydney and channels Steve O'Ballmer from eight years ago

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Re: No vestige of privacy would remain

Nothing Microsoft past Windows 7 under my roof.

Mac book, whoa! Apple unveils $300 design tome

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Who's in charge anyway?

Tim's been replaced with a Thunderbirds puppet and Jony's the one pulling the strings while he's not busy gluing up computers and publishing books saying how great he is.

DirecTV Now to give Apple TV free for those who take 3-month deal

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Coat

Re: was this written by a human?

Yoda's freelancing, he is. Reduced to the gig economy, he is.

Samsung sets fire to $9m by throwing it at Tizen devs

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Re: QT

It's a going concern, now called The Qt Company.

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Re: Of course they need to pay devolopers to develop for Tizen

Here's a link someone else has dredged up to show us the full horror of EFL... Custom button style with "press" effect and changable color

That's one button.

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Re: Of course they need to pay devolopers to develop for Tizen

If you dive into the wormhole it turns out it's because Unity 3D starts up a fraction of a millisecond faster under Enlightenment than it does under Qt. So that's why they decided to go for Enlightenment which is a horrendous toolkit to develop for instead of Qt where you can bang out an app in an afternoon.

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Of course they need to pay devolopers to develop for Tizen

It's horrible to develop for.

Shhh! Shazam is always listening – even when it's been switched 'off'

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What does 'off' mean?

So we're talking about leaving Shazam running but not listening to music?

Presumably if you exit the app it stops, unless it leaves some always-on background helper process running.

Low-end notebook, rocking horse shit or hen's teeth

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Devil

The most compelling case to buy a new one is the battery's impossible to replace as it's engineers have spent several man years coming up with optimal unreplaceable battery solutions like welding it to the CPU pins and gluing it to the back of the screen.

Microsoft leaks Visual Studio for Mac, then scrubs the news

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Meh

So Visual Studio for Mac is not really Visual Studio for Mac

Much like Office for Mac.

Fake election news meltdown vortex sucks in Google

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Facepalm

WordPress.com blog

Yes, that should be catapulted right to top as the go-to article for the leading news story...

Ever get the feeling big data is a random number generator with a better name?

WileyFox Swift 2: A new champ of the 'for around £150' market

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Original Swift and Storm suffered compass problems

I believe updates tried to address them but I never ended up with a reliable compass on my Storm.

Also the Storm's autofocus can be quite slow. Again, updates tried to fix it but they didn't seem successful.

And now with Cyanogen Inc having problems I don't think they'll ever be properly fixed.

So if if something isn't working on purchase I wouldn't hope too much for an update to sort it out later.

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Re: Has proper dual-SIM functionality been restored?

It's an OS problem, not a phone problem. CM13 doesn't have dual SIM switches.

Building IOT London sessions: From tiny sensors to big data

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Trollface

Re: Has The Reg sold it's soul to the highest bidder?

Perhaps someone might like to make them {see Icon} for being so stupid.

Wouldn't it be easier to hack into the air conditioning and freeze them to death?

Encrypted email sign-ups instantly double in wake of Trump victory

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Re: Instant messaging with E2E seems like a more practical solution.

... and on the same IM network.

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Re: FUD

Really? An authoritarian such as Trump inheriting the NSA doesn't give you pause for thought?

That often quoted future government that we don't know we can trust might just be around the corner.

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New Swiss surveillance law

It changed about a month and a half ago so email privacy in Switzerland is all rather academic anyway.

Zuckerberg says just one per cent of news on Facebook is fake

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If FB know it's 1%

Then they know which articles they are so they could have deleted them/marked them as unreliable sources.

Or they're just making up statistics.

Spain's Prime Minister wants to ban internet memes. No, really

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Sorry, for some reason I was looking at article 554 instead of article 20. I don't know how that happened.

Well, heroic sacrifice in the face of insurmountable odds has played a great part in Spanish history, why would that stop now? :/

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The second one means that there are penalties for stopping police, firefighters, doctors, soldiers*, etc... from doing their work.

* presumably invading soldiers will be fined and can get a 50% discount if not disputed and paid promptly?

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Re: Not really

This law is probably came about because of a website satirising the PP's electoral programme which popped up during the last elections. It was done by El Mundo Today (the equivalent of The Onion or The Daily Mash) so you can tell exactly how much Rajoy's honour was slighted.

It took all of a day for a legal demand to be written and go to court where it jumped to the front of the queue and was rubber stamp and the website was removed. Long live the separation of powers.

Other parties also had satricial websites made about their programmes. They didn't go to court.

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Seat was the Francoist Fiat. He did a deal with Fiat to set up factories and make exactly the same models in Spain but with a Seat badge.

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Re: Unbelievable

Oh but it was government as usual, except when it was inconvenient, and then it was "oh, we can't do that, we're the interim government". Inconvenient means running their budget past the EU, debates or question time in Parliament, and so on.

Not that any weighty issues were tackled before. Like the good funcionario that Rajoy is, most things were just ignored and hopefully they'd go away and stop bothering him. He did this with the election results as well and it worked - he just waited while the opposition parties, incapable of coming to agreement on anything, disintegrated around him.

2016 in a nutshell: Boffins break monkeys' backs to turn them into tragic shuffling cyborgs

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"The whole team was screaming in the room as we watched"

Really? I am surprised. I would be as well.

Does that include the monkey too?

Google's new VR Daydream View will cripple your phone

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Re: *flicks V's at fate*

Can't they say something that more conveys the urgency of the situation, like "take it off your face now before it explodes"?

Google Pixel pwned in 60 seconds

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Meh

It's not really the Pixel though.

It's any version of Android, including the latest.

Britain must send its F-35s to Italy for heavy overhauls, decrees US

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Re: Oooh. Italian maintenance!

While South European engineering is generally excellent (both Italian and Spanish produce some really cool stuff), South European maintenance...

Config file wipe blunder caused deadly Airbus A400M crash – claim?

A cardboard desk? I won’t stand for it (actually I will)

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Re: ?!?!?!?!?!

It might seem expensive but bear in mind it comes in a free cardboard box.

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You put your Mac kit on that?

You're a braver man than I.

Mac administrators brace for big changes to Apple-powered fleets

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Re: Unsuitable for corporates

No RAM/SSD swap or upgrade ever in five years? You must work in one of those places where they have money to burn.

MacBooks also don't have docks and change ports every refresh which also makes them rather unsuitable.

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Am I to understand we're supposed to get excited about a management solution for shiny non-maintainable non-upgradable devices?

I'm not talking about iDevices but what Macs have become. They made a concious decision to glue up and limit the hardware in 2012. Four years later they're unsuitable for corporates.

Angry user demands three site visits to fix email address typos

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Devil

Well that happens to me all the time. I type the wretched password in which I know is right four times and each time it tells me it's wrong. By the fifth time it gets the message.

Panicked WH Smith kills website to stop sales of how-to terrorism manuals

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So much for Big Brother

If I came across books like those (not that I actually know the titles of known terrorism books you understand, except those listed in the article), the first thing I'd assume is that Smiths were listing them on their website to catch out Four Lions style jihadists and tipping plod off if someone tries to buy them.

But no, it seems that the man from Hermes would actually rock up and deliver it to you if you ordered it.

Not sure what to say. Is this a terrible lack of joined up thinking or oddly reassuring that the panopticon still isn't here yet?

Kotkin: Why Trump won

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Re: Labels, labels, labels . .

Those elites must be up to no good, why else would the police be shooting them? They must have done something wrong.

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Re: You get the politicians you deserve.

Polling's not got very good PR at the moment but Sanders polled consistently higher than Hillary. I suppose they decided not to do that because there'd be fewer opportunities to move money about.

Some! at! Yahoo! knew! about! mega-breach! as! early! as! 2014!

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Re: OMG ! Someone has accessed all the details Yahoo has about me ?

I think round about then they changed their profile interface and addresses and other fields were dropped from profile data.

I wonder why that would have been...

There's always going to be some fool who fills it in properly.

IoT worm can hack Philips Hue lightbulbs, spread across cities

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Re: Hands up who is still a fan of IoT?

As a curmudgeon, may I be the first to say... I told you so.

Following the infinite monkeys theory it had to happen sometime.

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Philips would love to sell this tat to entire city, or at least one bulb per 400m. Thankfully it ain't going to happen.

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Re: French Engineering

I thought Philips was now just a hollowed-out trade mark that they stuck on Chinese tat anyway.

Insecure IoT networks for medical data? Easily fixed, shrugs Arqiva

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FAIL

"Yes, but we can build security in around those packets"

Always reasurring when they try to sell you a medical product and say, "why yes, we did bolt on security afterwards".

Windows Insiders are so passé, Microsoft now has Skype Insiders

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Big Brother

Is this for the alphabet agencies?

Please remember while we're really excited to share with the folk who sign up, we don't want to spill the beans to anyone outside of this program and so please keep it a secret!

What do you give a bear that wants to fork SSL? Whatever it wants!

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Yes, which is what I thought I was suggesting - instead of wasting effort making a new library when there are already a few around, put that effort into improving an existing one.

I'm obviously not very good with words today. Must be something in the news affecting me.

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I mean the same advice for protocols applies to libraries.

The Reg seeks online community manager

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Megaphone

Re: Digital Ninja?

The moderatrix would never have stood for this nonsense.

US citizens crash Canadian immigration site after Trump victory

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Re: How can any decent voter

I can only pray that the US doesn't experience the same upswing in racism the UK has since June 23 (*). These guys have guns. Lots of them.

Did you mean the police who will now be busy making America great again? Wouldn't like to be black while living in some* US states at the moment.

*some means most or all.