* Posts by Dan 55

15436 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

Snapchat coding error nearly destroys all of time for the internet

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Re: WTF is an App doing quering network time?

I bet it's some bobbins hand-rolled protection (e.g. you can't set the OS clock forward or back to read messages you shouldn't or something), in which case it would be more of a service for everyone if they could set up their own time server and spam that.

Zuckerberg turns his home into Creepy Robot Buddy

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Re: A.I. is happening..

It will be called AI, but it will really be 'OK bank, what were my last five transactions?' and 'OK bank, I've had my cards stolen'. This is not AI, just voice recognition bolted on to the systems they've already got.

When it can handle, 'OK bank, tell me the best combination of products which pay the highest interest based on my financial history' (and really handle it, not just recommend whatever they're flogging at the moment) then we might begin to start thinking about calling it AI.

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Re: A.I. is happening..

Humans could probably manage perfectly well if it weren't for offshoring to the nth degree.

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Terminator

Yeah...

I bet he's got a house like the Silly Valley CEO in Ex Machina too.

Won't say anything about the presence or absence of any robot which may or may not dance on advice from my solicitor.

MPs suggest introducing web blocking to tackle suicide rates in UK

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Devil

Re: The good news...

No, when all three of those rags had a go at the judiciary Theresa May said she valued the freedom of the press. Blocking it would be censorship.

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Re: And so it begins...

But now there's a general all-purpose Internet banhammer, and when you've got a banhammer everything looks like a nail, MPs sitting in committees can come up with the same cheap all-purpose solution for anorexia/bulimia, bullying, and so on. But will any of societies' ills be fixed?

I'm sure a nice shiny clean Internet (for people who don't know what a small ISP or a VPN is) will have the kind of success at tackling homelessness as moving the homeless on does.

Uber's self-driving cars can't handle bike lanes, forcing drivers to kill autonomous mode

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Facepalm

Re: Good news about Uber!!

Other taxi apps are available.

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Re: Over here in Blighty

Surprised he didn't have a minion with him to open the door and check for "ordinary people".

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Re: State of play

Yes, but Uber does whatever the fuck it wants anyway until it gets raided.

Beeb flings millions more £s at Capita for telly tax collection

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Re: A conundrum

A device running on a battery is covered by your main home licence. You have no main home licence so it's not covered if you use it to watch live TV via any transmission method or use iPlayer.

Taken from:

Second home TV Licence

Students (scroll down and click on "Who doesn't need a TV Licence?" too).

Understanding your TV Licence

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Re: Fuck them

On the other hand if they had put London on the MUXes without a regional feed and all hell would have broken loose (metropolitan elite, etc... etc...).

If the BBC were monopolizing MUXes with regional feeds then all hell would also have broken loose (special treatment for the BBC, etc... etc...).

Is changing over to SD so difficult if you want regional news?

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Nice money

Any work which was done was done 15 years ago. They can outsource it all if they want, except Homer's Typing Bird for tax reasons.

IBM staff petition for right not to work on Trump's pet projects

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"IBMers' core values of diversity, inclusiveness, and ethical business conduct."

Hollow laughter, WW2, Godwin's law, end of thread.

Stupid law of the week: South Carolina wants anti-porno chips in PCs that cost $20 to disable

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How do you like them Apples?

So what they want is a computer tax because nobody's going to be able to put a magic fairy inside which watches porn and takes card payments.

Next, a tax on books which let students draw naughty bits in the margins.

Sexbots could ‘over-exert’ their human lovers, academic warns

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View from a Reg reader: My take on the Basic Income

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Those are tax credits. Not considered a resounding success, at least until now.

Twitter partly un-kills Vine, which will live again as Vine Camera

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I'd expect Twitter to be as profitable as RSS

I.e. as a stand-alone service, it's not going to be profitable and never will be.

You just can't make money off some things.

Beauty is in the AI of the beholder: Young blokes teach computer to judge women by their looks

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"pretentious, pompous, arrogant, shallow, frivolous"

Is this talking about the researchers?

USPTO: Hi, Ask Me Anything. Reddit: Can we trademark 'AMA'? USPTO: No.

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Re: Considering that list

... and why did they suddenly wake from their slumber for Reddit before rolling over and going back to sleep?

Facebook hires Hillary Clinton to lead assault on fake news*

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Re: Not sharing what tends not to be shared

The problem with fake news is it is shared, just as much as normal news or even more so.

Do they really understand the problem?

Macbook seized or stolen? But you've set a FileVault password, right? Ha, it's useless

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Would You Like To Know More?

Shame Apple's security page doesn't mention it.

So I don't know if 10.12.2 has a bundled EFI update meaning you have to install the OS update to get the EFI update, you can't decide to skip it and install a later combo update as you won't get the EFI update with that.

Could a robot vacuum cleaner monitor your data centre?

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Good start, but needs a loudspeaker

That way you can try and order your cats and offspring about.

Kids, look at the Deep Learnings! (We’re just going to slurp your data)

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Next cloud sells appliances with pre-installed images. One of those is a hard drive + power supply + SD card + case. You just add the Raspberry Pi. So it's getting there.

MacBook Pro owners complain of short batt life – so Apple kills batt life clock in macOS

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Re: With this in mind...

16GB is the max as the Intel chipset limits LPDDR3E memory to 16GB. If they were to go with 32GB then it would have to be DDR4 memory which uses more power. They want longer battery life so their OS can hog it.

Second point - how would the CPU address e.g. 512GB/1TB of SSD?

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Facepalm

Re: Battery issue resolved

If it's like Sierra on my 2012 MacBook Pro, it uses it up displaying the spinning wheel. It's like Windows 3.1 all over a-fucking-gain.

Ye gods, why did I upgrade? You can tell they don't know how to do OSes any more, just make a new kext with the latest nVidia/AMD/Intel reference drivers and layer more and more iOS-style graphic effects on top.

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Re: Command Option P R

That article is full of Mac voodoo fixes. The only thing missing is repairing permissions in Disk Utility and that's because it doesn't let you any more.

WINNER! Crush your loved ones at Connect Four this Christmas

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Re: My lottery strategy

If it does come up then you will be sharing with more people as it's in the birth date & month range.

Microsoft's Edge to flush Adobe Flash in Windows 10 Creator’s Update

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Re: so much hatred for continuing smokers

Are people actually more health now then before? is the air we all have to breath actually cleaner and less toxic.

I can tell you've not worked in a smoking office.

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I don't have autoplaying videos on Firefox Mobile, there's a setting which exposes the config name-value pair.

Security! experts! slam! Yahoo! management! for! using! old! crypto!

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Flame

Re: Teach, train, don't complain only...

Spread the knowledge when the training budget has been blown on jollies in other countries by those who are always somehow first in the queue and the grunts can't even set up internal workshops in the same office because those hours aren't charged to an end client?

Then people complain about mediocre software.

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FAIL

Never mind, we can use Yahoo's wonderful secure mobile sign-on app instead of passwords

Oh. That gives them your phone number which has just been stolen.

Trump meets Google – exclusive transcript

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Happy

Re: Quantum Communications Rule ...

What makes You think they're Random?

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Re: Whow, this Trump sounds awfully coherent.

Apparently his word salad is a good way to get followers... It doesn't say much, it seems to suggest he's on the same side as the listeners, and it lets listeners fill in the blanks with anything they want mentally, which will be something they want to hear but Trump didn't say.

Understanding Trump’s Use of Language

Data use rules set to be loosened under new EU e-Privacy laws - report

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Yay for lobbyists

Website operators would not be required to display notices asking users to consent to the use of cookies for behavioural advertising purposes if the privacy settings on users' web browsers are already configured in a way which signals that consent, according to the proposals, it said.

So that means removal of the cookie notices, because servers can't query client settings.

It also means huge, "please allow us to set your cookies" notices if servers set a cookie and later find it's not there... like if you're running an ad blocker.

Yeah... not sure if being badgered into accepting Revcontent and Taboola clickbait crap is an improvement.

And telecos can get in on all that too it seems.

Infosec bods: This is a backdoor in Skype for Macs. Microsoft: No.

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Re: Mac Security LOL

In my case UNIX command line & environment, nice GUI (I'm too old for Linux's shit), and reliable fixable hardware. However the hardware stopped being that long time ago and the GUI's getting iOSified.

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Re: Mac Security LOL

Isn't this a Skype problem?

Rogue One: This is the Star Wars back story you've been looking for

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Meh

Death Star plans have no password and are too big to upload quickly

Is that a new name for the Purple Palace?

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Re: Gore? Good.

You'd expect Luke would have been said, "Oh God, the fuckers burnt my aunt and uncle and dumped them outside the house! Why God, why?!" at least once. Or Leia is left with PTSD and flashbacks after being shut in a room with the floating needle drone and Vader and tortured.

They didn't really address the violence.

OpenStreetView? You are no longer hostage to Google's car-driven vision

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Re: Portable atlas?

Here Maps (or it's new name of Here WeGo.. :/ ) lets you download the whole planet, space permitting.

Reschedule the holiday party, Patch Tuesday is here and it's a big one

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Re: Update nightmares

They are out of it even though it looks like they're not. You get them even if you're not logged in with an Apple ID.

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Facepalm

You're discharging the battery wrong

There are complaints about Sierra killing battery life so in 10.12.2 Apple removes the time left indicator which appears when you click on the battery icon in the menu bar.

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Alert

Happy Christmas

The fallout from this set of patches given all three companies' QA will be spectacular.

Blue sky basic income thinking is b****cks

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Alien

Re: Global Depopulation is the answer

The lizard people are now in charge of the UK and US if that helps.

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Re: Haven't we just had this rant?

And it's in a better news category. But only just.

Samsung revival hamstrung by 2014 Google deal – analyst

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They've got Tizen as an OS but it's a clusterfuck, as is most software Samsung has anything to do with.

The first set of 4K tellies they sold showed 1080p scaled up because Tizen couldn't do 4K even though the hardware could.

If you bought a dildo in Denver, the government must legally be told

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Big Brother

Queen May's jotted this one down

And is wondering how to get it into the Digital Economy Bill.

Uh-oh! Microsoft has another chatbot – but racism is a no-go for Zo

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How can it not be gamed into saying something sexist, racist, whatever-ist?

Perhaps it's some kind of bland-bot that doesn't express any opinion, in which case I can download Eliza.

TalkTalk hacker gets iPhone taken away by Norwich Youth Court

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WTF?

So iPhones do SQL injection, do they?

I suppose this judge must be normal for Norfolk.

Samsung SmartCam: Yes, those eyes really are following you around the room

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And that is where this very promising piece of hardware falls down – in the software.

Buggy software? Samsung? Are you seriously telling me they might have made one more piece of I-o-Tat waiting to join the Marai botnet?

Higher tech prices ARE here to stay. It's Mr Farage's new Britain

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Re: @AC

Theresa May scuppered his efforts by putting a block on Chinese investment in Hinckley Point and making it clear she doesn't trust the Chinese.

That must be some alternate reality where Hinckley Point C isn't going ahead.