* Posts by Dan 55

15451 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2009

It's Pi day: Care to stuff a brand new Raspberry one in your wallet?

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Can't tell if I was downvoted because of the typo (it should be FLIRC) or downvoted because it didn't work for some people. Seems to work okay for me.

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You either need a HUGE heatsink or the f-word (fan). Downclocking does not help unless you downclock it all the way to 600 which defeats the purpose of havinga 1200MHz CPU in the first place.

Buy a FIRC case.

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Re: Dates

It wouldn't be so bad if the formats were mutually exclusive but some American dates work with some rest of the damn world dates and vice versa which causes no end of problems.

Excel oh how I hate thee. It's half aware that countries outside the US exist, but only aware enough to screw up dates even more. If it said, "no, everything's MM/DD/YYY" then at least you'd know where you stand, but the "let me guess the date format only I'm not telling you I'm doing that" thing is useless.

Mozilla sends more snooping Web APIs to smartphone Siberia

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Re: The trend is more worrying than the security risks themselves

Websites cannot be treated as similar to signed apps from registered developers made available from one source after being verified. There's too much scope for XSS, malvertising, DNS hijacking, the website being exploited, or a third party website which supplies fonts, JS or CSS being DNS hijacked or exploited.

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Re: The trend is more worrying than the security risks themselves

Removing them is basically admitting that the browser vendor has no idea how to offer these features in a way that allows safe usage and/or user consent.

Permission-based systems for native apps rely on a lot of filtering beforehand by Apple and Google and it still doesn't really work. If Apple have a galleon of slaves to vet app store uploads and Google can't properly vet everything in the Play Store, why offer these options to every website in the world?

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Re: But my Calculator App

That's good, mine also needs the Internet, phone ID, and contacts.

London Mayor calls for social networks and sharing economy to stop harming society

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Re: The problem it's personal, take people off Twitter and Facebook

What about Tillerson getting fired hours after criticising Russia, eh? Something just a little odd there, don't you think?

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Re: increasing social division and nativist populism

Web the leader of the free world flings shit via Twitter, something's gone wrong somewhere.

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The problem it's personal, take people off Twitter and Facebook

I doubt any politician really needs a Twitter or Facebook account. If it were just the London Assembly posting dry and faceless policy messages, it'd hugely cut back on personal attacks. Repeat that for every organisation or business.

Finland government buys a slice of Nokia

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Re: Are they crazy?

They didn't invest, they took it over. It's a key sector as any you could name and ARM is corporation responsible for the CPUs in most of the devices on the planet. The UK should have blocked the takeover.

Note, not nationalise it or whatever some people here think that means.

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Are they crazy?

They should just let Nokia get taken over then let the new owner sell stakes to other funds... Like the UK did with ARM.

Keep Calm and Carillion: Outsourcers seek image rebrand after UK construction firm crash

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No ideas what to do?

Launch an advertising campaign!

IBM thinks Notes and Domino can rise again

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Re: Interface Hall of Shame

But sites like this have been scrubbed from the web. How soon people forget and make the same mistakes again...

Tim Berners-Lee says regulation of the web may be needed

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Re: Don't let the Gummint get involved

"Start Page by ixquick....enhanced by Google"

Just go to ixquick.eu which is not enhanced by Google.

Now about escosia.org where your web search helps plant trees?

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He dared to suggest that there could be another way to keep servers up other than advertising (that bit wasn't mentioned in El Reg). There's got to be merit to that.

UK digi minister Hancock suggests Facebook and pals give your kids a time-out

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He should just go for an Internet ID card. Works for China, apparently.

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Re: PIcking Holes In This Idea

He's not thinking of the children. He's just making COPPA part of UK law, as if any better alternative weren't possible.

A smartphone recession is coming and animated poo emojis can't stop it

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Re: Umm.... wtf?

Assuming maths has anything to do with programming, which is a big assumption to make. Logic is more of an IT thing.

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Re: "Phone makers had banked they could compensate for slowing volume by pushing up prices"

I have yet to see any evidence that cheap-shit phones are subsidised. They're not sold at a loss, phone manufacturers aren't NGOs.

Defra to MPs: There's no way Brexit IT can be as crap as rural payments

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Re: quite the contrary

Yup. Leaving the Eurozone would help with that too. But as you point out the short term pain may be too scary for a long term remedy.

Italy would just do what it always did, devalue and carry on as before, until it's time to devalue again.

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They're probably right

Any farming subsidy after Brexit would be easily managed with an Excel spreadsheet with Her Maj, families of MPs, and some overseas billionaires.

The Ataribox lives, as a prototype, supposedly

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Re: Problems all around

Make the games' 2 player option work multiplayer over the net and they'd probably end up selling quite a bit.

It's rumoured Nintendo will do this with the Switch.

Slack cuts ties to IRC and XMPP, cos they don't speak Emoji

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Re: Slack? IRC?

Our money has already moved to MS Teams / SfB. If you use O365 it's a no brainer.

The no-brainers are the company behind these pair of ridiculous products. I thought nothing could out-crap Lync (SfB), but then I saw Teams.

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Re: Accessibility

He should write something which sounds legal and threatening with liberal use of the word Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990, copying to Twitter. You'll see how fast they row back.

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"Good luck meeting that deadline, Slackers"

You can cut stuff that people depend on because you don't like it and it's the agile thing to do. The people who paid you for your product and have to pick up the pieces who are also using agile will implement half a fix, test half of that, put the rest in Jira tickets, and close them in a year or two due to age.

Got some broken tech? Super Cali's trinket fix-it law brought into focus

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Re: "Apple is the only poster child for destructive repair monopolies"

Strange obsession with not having to pay whatever the manufacturer wants, or declare it unfixable and your only solution is a new one, or destroying the environment with an avalanche of landfill? You're right, it's madness.

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Re: Hoorah !

Unless it mandates a repairable design then it's all for naught.

Getting out the heat gun to peel the screen off and dismantle half the innards to change the battery takes quite a while if you don't want to leave the phone looking like a mess, which makes the repair uneconomical.

Android P will hear no evil, see no evil, support evil notches

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"Simultaneous use of multiple cameras at once"

Any phone with hardware which can do that already has the Camera app to do that. What they mean is Play Services slurping the precious images.

Microsoft says 'majority' of Windows 10 use will be 'streamlined S mode'

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So, in other words, you can have a knobbled and restricted version of windows called S Mode, for the same cost as the regular more flexible standard issue Windows 10?

That's what it looks like to you. Let's see what OEMs have to pay.

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Which settings screen will S mode be buried in?

Will it explain what S mode is?

And will it be more or less predominant than the error message you get leading you to Windows Store if you try to install Libre Office or Steam in S mode?

Administrator PwC chops Maplin staff

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Diode ones are the best.

Sci-tech wants skilled worker cap on PhD and shortage jobs scrapped

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So nice you joined today just to post that. Or is it you're embarrassed to associate such twaddle with your regular handle?

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Re: happy Brexiteers, surely ?

I voted for Brexit because I want the UK to be free to sign its own trade deals

You're right, after Brexit negotiations with countries like China and the US will finish much quicker. Only the UK won't be signing trade deals, it'll be signing its own death warrant.

Oracle UK's profits have more than halved

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Re: If only they could hear me crying...

Do you remember Fantastic Voyage?

Well they got a master craftsman to make a smallest miniature violin he could, shrank it down to subatomic size, and injected it into his SQL.

Too many bricks in the wall? Lego slashes inventory

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Re: Worse to come

Lego wins. Flawless victory.

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Re: Worse to come

Anyone who sings the praises of those Wilko bricks has never seen them in action.

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Re: The cost!!

The compatible sets from Wilko are pretty bollocks. They're not that compatible and whatever it is you're building is usually badly designed so it falls apart easily.

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Creator sets have pieces to build three different things, Classic sets are the big box of bricks you remember.

Windows 10 S to become a 'mode', not a discrete product

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So this is how it's going to work

All Windows 10 will be 10 S, unless a) the OEM has paid MS to remove the S and passed the extra cost onto you or b) you pay.

Welcome to Windows as a Service. Frog boiling level ++.

FBI chief asks tech industry to build crypto-busting not-a-backdoor

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Re: Sauce for the Goose

Or replace "all other government agencies" with "all other governments' agencies"...

UK.gov: Name a more iconic duo than 'culture' and 'digital'. We'll wait

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Where we're going wrong

In the week where we also had the articles about the ZX81 and Trevor Bayliss, this highlights what the problem is. There's no support for people who invent things and hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of support if you can chain some buzzwords together.

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Re: More iconic due

I'll go for Politicians and Bullshit.

What took you so long, BlackBerry? Facebook BBM suit is way overdue

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"WhatsApp didn't add read receipts until its fifth birthday late in 2014"

And E-mail beat them all.

There are too many patents for something + "on a mobile device" as it is.

UK takes first step towards criminalising driverless car hackers

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Re: The number of laws we have...

Whatever laws we come up with, nothing will apply to hackers in North Korea or Russia.

And as we take back control, it's going to be more difficult to go after those ones in the EU too.

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Re: A simple solution ..

That would require someone in government who knows about software testing. As we've already seen, they can't even get emissions testing right.

10 PRINT "ZX81 at 37" 20 GOTO 10

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Re: Thank You Mr Chester...

Admit it, his name was Richard, but you all called him Dick...

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Re: The best thing about the ZX81...

The Spectrum's inspiration was Cloud City, but the ZX81's was Tron before Tron was released.

La, la, la, I can't hear you! Apple to challenge Bose's noise-proof cans

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Going for the customers who previously purchased gold-plated ethernet cables?

Apple already competes in the active noise-cancelling category with its £299/$349 Beats Studio3, which incorporate Apple's low-power W1 chip. Cupertino now thinks there's room for an upmarket Apple-branded sibling.

How much more upmarket (ridiculously expensive) do you need to get for headphones? I doubt I've spent more than a tenner on a pair.

Apple's new 'spaceship' HQ brings the pane for unobservant workers

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Re: Apple FAIL

Perhaps they could stop gluing up their iDevices and computers next.

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One day, about a month later than you'd have thought, huge lorries loaded with glass panes will arrive. Employees will be told to leave the building and stand around outside. A large tasteful off-white tarpaulin will then be raised to cover the building, then every single glass pane in the building will be replaced with a new glass pane which looks exactly the same as the old glass pane except for the addition of a fancy Apple logo. As this process takes a while, the employees will start to wonder if something has gone wrong, but they will then hear a bong sound and the tasteful off-white tarpaulin will then be lowered and taken away and the employees they will re-enter the building. Apple will never talk about what work was carried out and any questions about the new glass panes will be met with silence.

Suggestions that their software update team were in placed charge of this process is just a vicious rumour.