* Posts by Dan 55

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Microsoft flings features at Teams to close the Slack gap

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Re: Impressive growth?

When you said feature parity you meant failure parity, am I right?

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Re: Impressive growth?

I just installed Office 365 last week as Outlook from Office 2013 stopped working properly for some reason. Teams and Yammer notifier were thrown in and placed on the desktop, so there's your impressive growth.

Cookie clutter: Chrome saves Google cookies from cookie jar purges

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In Options > Privacy, if 'keep until' is set to 'you close Firefox', all cookies apart from those set to allow in the exception list get deleted when you close Firefox. This is the only way to do it, I think.

If you additionally have 'Clear History when Firefox closes' ticked and have 'Cookies' ticked in the window which opens when you click the settings button on the right, all cookies get deleted in spite of the exception list.

And if you clear cookies in History > Clear Recent History it also won't take notice of your exception list.

At least that's the theory.

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Why, what would you do when neither Palemoon nor Firefox ESR 52 can coax any sign of life out of Yet Another Website no matter where you click?

Switch to Waterfox. There's also Vivaldi and Opera.

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I didn't know 'first party isolate' was a thing in Firefox (it's not shown in the settings). Now I do, I'll enable it.

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Doesn't clearing cookies at end of session but setting up a cookie exception list on Firefox do that for you? (If it's still there in v62.)

Also, Safari 12 seems to have finally got cookies worked out (a different cookie jar for every site). Hopefully this will catch on with the rest.

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Who's moved the creepy line?

Seems Analytics, web fonts, Adwords, Doubleclick, Captcha, DNS, Android location services, Play Services, and their Android apps aren't enough. *

The aim is to get a unique user ID for everyone and to use Chrome to do it.

* I've probably missed something.

Amazon Alexa outage: Voice-activated devices are down in UK and beyond

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Re: "Are you affected by the outage? Leave us a comment and let us know."

Looks like I picked a good day not to buy my partner one for her birthday. Though they do seem nifty devices....

Today is the best of all days if it's her birthday today, to show how it doesn't work so she won't want one again in the future.

Oracle pours a mug o' Java 11 for its addicts, tips pot of Binary Code License down the sink

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Our programming language is still number one, insists database goliath

Don't worry, the licence changes in January will fix that.

America cooks up its flavor of GDPR – and Google's over the moon

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Re: Voluntary == won't happen

s/delete/hide/g

Apple's dark-horse macOS Mojave is out (and it's already pwned)

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Re: A Mojave new feature

If you remember when Quick Look first came out, they said you could view files without opening them... and all the nerds (myself included) gnashed and wailed then as well.

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Re: A Mojave new feature

You can do simple things with files in Quick Look and the Finder pane (e.g. rotate, crop, shrink, generate PDF).

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Re: No rush

I installed it on my laptop for shits and giggles. Hard pressed to find anything new apart from dark mode, ported iOS apps, and my spinning rust drive changed to the new file system.

Dark mode and the desert background looks decidedly Ubuntu... perhaps Apple can make brown the colour of success?

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Linux kernel's 'seat warmer' drops 4.19-rc5 with – wow – little drama

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Gamify it

They signed on to participate in a meritocracy with reputation rewards, and they think that is being taken way from them. It is perfectly consistent to be pro-tolerance and pro-inclusion while believing this subculture ought to be all about producing good code without regard to who is offended by the process.

Lose points for bad code, no insulting necessary.

Open-source alt-droid wants to know if it's still leaking data to Google

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Re: "weaning the device off Google's DNS service"

I get my DNS resolver's IP.

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"weaning the device off Google's DNS service"

When my Android device is connected to WiFi it resolves addresses using the DNS supplied in DHCP. What's been hard coded to use Google's DNS?

That syncing feeling when you realise you may be telling Google more than you thought

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Obviously if you're already a Full Google Fanboy it makes no difference, your settings will already have been set up so your Google account is linked to Google's ad network, your location is known, and all browser data is synced up anyway.

For the rest however, some people want a choice not to have Google standing behind them, breathing down their neck, and "getting right up to the creepy line and not crossing it" (note: creepy line seems to have moved a bit since Schmit's day).

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Re: Shrug

Frankly, I accepted a long time ago that using Chrome meant that Google could see whatever I was doing.

So why do you need to use Chrome?

Barclays and RBS on naughty step: Banks told to explain service meltdown to UK politicos

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Re: Hooray! The Post-COBOL Apocalypse gathers steam!!

TSB's new system also has a COBOL back end, so I wouldn't be too keen to put my faith in COmplete BOLlocks to keep us safe from the oncoming financial apocalypse.

Still using Skype? Good news! After HOURS of meetings, Microsoft reckons it knows when you're Not Active

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Re: No explanation?

Of course there's a reason. You have work to do, you need help from a colleague, so you need to be online. You don't need interruptions from everyone else though.

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Re: Don't diss skype until you've tried skype for business

Oh yes, nothing like sending a message, getting an incomprehensible error in your chat history, copying the original message you sent from chat history, pasting it to notepad, stripping the superfluous crap copied around it because copy and paste in SfB doesn't work either, copying from notepad, and pasting it back into SfB only to find out that they immediately reply because they had read it the first time round.

Loads of broken features left unfixed for years... either they don't dogfood it or don't care because it's Office and manglement who buy the licences will accept any old crap because it's MS.

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Re: No explanation?

The idea is you don't set your state to appear as if you're offline because if you do you won't be able to see other people's states.

This is trust and openness. Apparently getting some peace and quiet so you can concentrate is a bad thing.

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Re: Just kill it already...

Wrong Skype.

What a masterpiece of marketing from MS that was.

Buried in the hype, one little detail: Amazon's Alexa-on-a-chip could steal smart home market

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Funny how during a press conference this week announcing the new internet-connected gear, which went on for over an hour, Amazon didn't mention data privacy at all.

That's because there is none.

You're alone in a room with the Windows 10 out-of-the-box apps. What do you do?

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Re: 'Proud owner of notepad and calc. What should we do'

They're too busy concentrating on blockchain and slurping.

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Oh God

New boss, placed in charge of stuff that doesn't really need changing, what could possibly go wrong?

Got any ecsta-sea? Boffins get octopuses high on MDMA – for science, duh

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CBeebies Daydreams on iPlayer and YouTube?

It's got music by Squarepusher and everything.

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Re: Ha Ha!

Well if you give them between 10-400 milligrams per kilogram when humans would get 0.67 to 2 milligrams per kilogram, that's probably abusive.

I want to buy a coffee with an app – how hard can it be?

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Ryanair

When you're trying to get your boarding pass on your phone in queue at security or the gate, it often helps to have to navigate through infinity levels of menus and screens that are the equivalent of the Planters Pretzels ad.

Tech to solve post-Brexit customs woes doesn't exist yet, peers say

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Re: Majority of trade already outside of EU

Sky's report took out the value of gold to get a more realistic view of the balance of exports between EU and the rest of the world... and it was 50-50.

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Re: Majority of trade already outside of EU

What in the world about Brexit will stop the Border Control from checking lorries? Is that some kind of WTO thing? No, didn't think so.

Time will stop customs from checking lorries. It has been calculated that a 2 minute delay on the French side will lead to 37 mile tailbacks. However judging from yesterday the French government don't seem particularly willing to waive the rules because UK exceptionalism.

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Re: Majority of trade already outside of EU

what's the problem with zero tarrifs on imports? Then let the sniffer dogs do their work.

I assume you would British businesses to survive against competition which has employees which earn the same in a year as people in the UK do in a month?

And sniffer dogs must be mighty clever these days if they can find more than drug... in fact in an impoverished UK, legalisation of currently illegal drugs will probably happen as TWAD is costly to maintain.

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Re: Majority of trade already outside of EU

What the EU does have is customs facilitation agreements with a great many countries which means the UK does spot check customs inspections with a lot of the rest of the world because there is a trace back to origin. And that's going to stop because they won't be exporting to the EU any more.

And the only way around the queues on the UK side would be to throw open the borders to the rest of the world in a non-discriminatory way.

If that happens, prepare to eat shit, buy lead-painted toys held together with thin metal death spikes for presents, and watch out for house fires brought about by dodgy cheap consumer electronic tat.

Microsoft's collaboration software Teams works on its collaboration hardware Surface Hub

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Re: Go ahead and kill Skype, Microsoft

Isn't it Skype for Business, The Clusterfuck Formally Known As Lync, in which case you'd have people queuing up to load the shutgun so MS can pull the trigger.

Shame MS still can't work out which features to port to Teams before doing the deed. Want to IM and screenshare at the same time...? Naaah, you've got to call + screenshare. Why? Who knows.

Apple hands €14.3bn in back taxes to reluctant Ireland

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Brexit crowbar

They may say they don't want to use the money now, but I wonder if they'll be tempted to use it to mitigate the effects of their neighbours setting their own house on fire in some drunken fit...

Scrapping UK visa cap on nurses, doctors opened Britain's doors to IT workers

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Re: What's that sound ? Brexiteers expoding.

As an EU citizen they have a right to work and reside in the UK visa free

The UK could have implemented the "three months without a job after arrival and you're out" rule as in the 2004/38 directive, but it didn't. Can you guess what happened a little over a decade later?

Pretty much every Asian family I know are hard core Brexiteers

I take it you don't live in or around Leicester then.

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Re: What's that sound ? Brexiteers expoding.

EU immigration is lower than extra-EU immigration and I'd already under the UK's control so it's pretty much open already.

GG n00b lol! Amazon frags support for its own games controllers

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Re: Presumably no consumer laws were broken

I think they think if it works with at least one other piece of hardware (Fire TV Stick) they've got a get-out clause, which would be very wrong in the EU.

It also doesn't say much for their development if maintaining support for the same controller on four different devices is so difficult.

TV Licensing admits: We directed 25,000 people to send their bank details in the clear

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Re: So, where's the fine from the ICO?

Doesn't matter. "The controller and the processor shall implement appropriate technical and organisational measures to ensure a level of security appropriate to the risk … account shall be taken in particular of the risks that are presented by processing … which could lead to physical, material or non-material damage".

Unencrypted bank details is a no-no.

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So, where's the fine from the ICO?

(sound of crickets)

Early bird access to .NET Framework 4.8? Microsoft, you spoil us

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Re: Despite coding in it ...

In the age of digital distribution and app stores with one app having several builds targetting different CPU types and OS versions without the user being aware, the most portable way of writing a fast piece of software which doesn't require the user to mess around installing is a probably a compiled language like C and C++.

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Re: Despite coding in it ...

Update: Microsoft stakes future on .Net strategy:

Jun 23, 2000 1:00 AM PT

The company said .Net will work on Windows and other operating systems, although it didn't specify which ones or when they would be supported.

You're right, and it's only taken us about two decades to get here, if you're happy with a subset (Core).

UK.gov isn't ready for no-deal Brexit – and 'secrecy' means businesses won't be either

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Re: "We also dont need permission to leave."

All that second post, when you could have just posted "I've still got no idea" instead.

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Re: Hmm

So, no idea then.

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We never got that, you did, and clearly you got it wrong because you were made to vote again until you gave the right answer.

Read A second Brexit referendum could be for the best: look at Ireland and Lisbon and notice how the description of the first vote and the campaign leading up to it is a practically a copy of the UK's referendum and what changes were made before the second vote.

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Re: Hmm

I am not quite sure how to explain this better but the result was to no longer be in the EU aka leave.

Well done. You voted leave. You voted to no longer be in the EU. Now tell us your plan for undoing 40 years of treaties with the rest of the EU, disentangling the UK's economy from the rest of the EU's, not upending the lives of EU citizens in the UK and British citizens in the EU, and not rebooting the Troubles.

Nobody else has been able to, least of all Vote Leave, the ERG, or Boris Johnson.

Linux kernel's Torvalds: 'I am truly sorry' for my 'unprofessional' rants, I need a break to get help

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Re: Linus moving the Linux Kernel Maintainers' Summit

Isn't it the worst thing when you just want a holiday to get away from it all but they still won't leave you alone?

I guess he realised he was just a step away from a Musk-style meltdown after the travelling circus announced it was following him and decided that if he wasn't going to be allowed a holiday then outside help would be the best way to manage the pressure he's under. Lucky him, at least he's got that option.

It also strikes me as a very American solution, you ask for holiday but we'll still badger you anyway because we don't actually know what a holiday is, but a shrink is wonderful and we'll let you have some time off for that. All he needed to do was turn off the phone and see a bunch of castles and some scenery in Scotland and come back refreshed.

Google Chrome 69 gives worldwide web a stay of execution in URL box

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Sending passport scans through e-mail?

The agency should be hung, drawn, and quartered.