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The Life and Times of Lester Haines

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RIP Lester

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Lester Haines: RIP

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Rip Lester.

My condolences to his friends and family.

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El Reg picked a pack of ace pic-titlers

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Yes!, I got the most upvotes on /r/gonewild...

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Yes!, that Angolan prince got my deposit. Now I can retire...

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Remember that internet sales tax? Wasn't that a great idea? It's dead

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congresscritters

Congresscritters is a bit too evolved, perhaps "Congressional complex organic molecules"?

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Supreme Court can't find barge pole long enough to touch NSA lawsuit

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"...the Supreme Court decided it doesn't have the need nor authority to make a decision on the legitimacy of the claim against the NSA."

Cowards.

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PARIS soars to Guinness World Record

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Congrats. ¡Muchas cervezas!

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Huge fat pipe squirts mighty streams

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Re: Re: WTF is the library of congress?

It was a typo in the article, what he meat to write was "Library Of Congers"

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Mozilla chucks Roc at Microsoft's new hardness

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@ FuzzyTheBear

"btw .. .is IE 9 out in any way ? even a public beta ? no ? yes ? until it's out the door .. they dont have a browser that does it. Come on .. typical MS bs .We're used to it by now."

I believe the term you are looking for is 'vaporware':-)

Have a beer

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Colonel who slammed Afghan HQ PowerPoint culture is fired

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"...the colonel is headed for his home in Finland..."

"...where he works in IT (he is a US Army reserve officer rather than a full-time regular)."

So he got rewarded?

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Swedes decline to FCKU2MF

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He's a programmer

if(E || R)

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Microsoft 'gets serious' with Windows Phone 7 tools

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Meh

This is the gazillionth MS hype article in the last two days. Enough already.

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Balinese lad seduced by bovine temptress

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Cliché

"Locals moved quickly to "cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow", arranging a quick and evidently entertaining seafont wedding..."

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

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Linux wins the SCO vs Novell case

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Gates Horns

Ha Ha!

Burn in hell SCO!

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Tiger Woods succumbs to 'bulging d*ck'

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Move along, nothing to see

It was just a slip. Now if she had said: "..with a bulging one-eyed trouser trout" or "...with a bulging blue veined love gun" or "...with a bulging Hilton hide hammer" then something would be amiss.

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Ubuntu's Lucid Lynx stalks PC and Mac converts

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"Aunt Elsa"

My mom at 62 had never used a computer in her life. After showing her how to do stuff she's surfing the web an writing e-mail. On *fedora* no less!

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iPhone App Store bars mention of Google Android

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WTF?

And lo, the Lord Jobs did say...

1. You shall have no other platforms before mine.

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US gov Photoshops bin Laden wanted pic

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What I want to know,

Did the Rewards for Justice website for Poland photoshop a white guy's head onto his body?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/26/microsoft_head_transplant/

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Write haiku, win home server

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40 comments

Forty comments now,

and no Hitler mention yet.

Godwin's law, still valid?

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Is this the world's dirtiest PC?

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Coat

That's nothing, my friend's..

computer was emitting a foul smell. Seems the hard drive was full of shit.

So I removed Vista...

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Charlize Theron to travel Mad Max's Fury Road

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Charlize Theron!!

I am so going to see this movie.

I give Charlize 20 thumbs up.

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Egyptians uptight about 'Artificial Virginity Hymen'

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titleless

"country where women are expected to tie the knot with their cherry intact."

Not only in Islamic countries, there's are a lot of that 1300's mentality BS from the Southern Baptists in the US too.

BTW, that virginity thing is over rated. I like a woman who knows what she's doing.

Paris - she'll need a case of 'em.

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Microsoft's web world shrinks

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Browser pool

"Any bets on what the market share figures will look like in that time frame?"

37% - FF

58% - IE

In Oct 2010

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Windows 7 OEM prices revealed

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Linux

Got Snark?

For $190, you could build a nice little machine w/your choice of distro.

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Microsoft throws $1m open-source party

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The timing

MS gets caught brainwashing Best Buy drones then tries to deflect the criticism by putting this out there.

Prediction - The foundation will fail by next year

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Chinese more willing to trust hookers than pols

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Well duh!

"Chinese citizens consider prostitutes more trustworthy than politicians..."

That's because when you want to get screwed, you go with the hookers, when you *don't* want to get screwed...

The politician is more likely to steal cash out of you wallet when you're not looking, and more likely to give you a burning sensation while urinating.

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El Reg to launch space paper plane

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For the first tests,

I propose that the balloons be called - Balloon Orbital Launchers eXperimental or BOL-X for short

+1 for "El Buitre", 2nd choice "Vulture"

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Microsoft shutters YouTube clone

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1 video response to Microsoft shutters YouTube clone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo&NR=1

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Gaza youth 'corrupted' by aphrodisiac chewing gum

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Hey

"Palestinian man reported his daughter had suffered "dubious side effects" from the sinister chewable"

He caught her masticating in her room.

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Michael Jackson manifests in California tree stump

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FAIL

I might be convinced...

.. that it's MJ, if the tree was made of plastic.

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FTC settles with scareware scammers on reduced terms

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FAIL

No title required

Swindle people out of millions with fake software: $116 thou

Upload a few songs to share: $1.92 Million

Justice_System = FAIL;

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Opera to 'reinvent the web' in four days

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Paris Hilton

2 words

Holographic Pr0n

mmmm... 3-D Paris

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Windows 7 to push up netbook prices

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@ Simon 12

Dude, if you're going to to troll, you have to do better than that.

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