* Posts by The First Dave

1589 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

Vodafone warns investors of rival spoilers

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Boffin

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Is it _really_ inevitable? Do the operators themselves have a fixed cost per bit, or are their costs actually dominated by static overheads?

Speed is where the real issues lie.

Facebook serves '23% of all US display ads'

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Money

Look, lets forget about the raw numbers, and talk about what matters: Money. Facebook won't tell you? then we have nothing to talk about. A billion adverts on Farmville are _probably_ worth about the same as a single ad on something like Froogle.

The forgotten, fat generation of Mac Portables

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USB

Dunno about USB being better - I never had SCSI chain ask for an updated driver...

Biggest issue with SCSI was that there were at least three different connectors for every speed, so that a full box of cables required an ISO container for storage.

Glacier boffins rubbish IPCC apocalypse claims

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Claims

From the snippets here, it is pretty clear that this latest report does not actually contradict the initial assertion that the glaciers are melting, merely that it won't actually matter directly to those who rely on them for drinking water.

French go after Google for brand grab

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Money

All they are really objecting to is that now it is an open auction, and they will _all_ have to pay more to get their ads in front of punters, regardless of brand.

USB fanboys teased with 16-port hub

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Mains

Since this device clearly has TWO power input sockets on the back, I would assume that it actually needs two mains sockets.

Gates matters more than Jobs, says Forbes

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Power

I agree that pop princesses _shouldn't_ have any power, but they do have some, and I would have thought that they had far more real power than an eejit like Mark Zuckerberg, who clearly hasn't got two brain cells to rub together.

Plastic plod used police database to find dates

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Pirate

11 Charges

Any note on what she was charged with? Only one offence is mentioned here, albeit 151 counts thereof, but that doesn't equal 11 either, nor is it clear whether she was found guilty on all counts...

PARIS laid bare in intimate snaps

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PARIS

Again, well done, but it really wasn't a paper-aeroplane anyway - despite the project logo showing a real one.

Zuckerberg: the iPad 'is not mobile'

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Cell / Mobile

But what you all have to remember is that the naming is more significant than at first glance: Americans refer to mobile phones as Cell Phones, so by using the word 'Mobile' in the name of the show, it was a very clear marker that it was _meant_ to be about more than just phones.

He said "it isn't mobile" not "it isn't a Cell-phone", so there is no way this was just a minor bit of semantics.

Volunteer biker gang foils Westminster CCTV car fleet

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WTF?

@PirateSlayer

I trust that was _meant_ to be ironic - a cyclist complaining about inattention to the rules of the road!! (Or are you one of the 15% or so that do?)

Bus spotter admits £11k database fees fraud

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Bikes

Which is exactly why all bikes should have to display number plates in the same way as cars, trucks and busses - both front and rear, (and have proper insurance too.)

Bloggers swallow iPhone 4 screen weakness claim

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Physics

Only thing is, friction doesn't work quite like that - an increased area does NOT increase friction per se, weight is the most important factor here - is the new handset heavier or lighter, and if lighter, does that cancel out the decreased coefficient?

Underweight passport pic left traveller stuck in Amsterdam

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change

31kg of weight gain is slightly more than a few kebabs - its four stone 12lbs in real money, which is going to affect anyone quite considerably, particularly if we assume he started off quite skinny. I am also going to assume from what was said that this gentleman is probably off African origin, so you can understand why there was doubt.

Garmin Asus Nüvifone M10

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@AC

That's easy to explain - El Reg likes getting kit to review, so tries not to upset the manufacturers with low scores, so uses 50% as a baseline - if this were DOA, it would still have got 55%: 50% for existing, and 5% for being useful as a doorstop.

Software giant SAS loses copyright case in London

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How about a link to the actual ruling, so that we can decide for ourselves?

Mozilla tames Firefox tab monster with Candy

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@Zimmer

Lets, face, it if we ignore IE (if only we could) then Firefox is the LAST browser to come out with something like this. Though arguably it all started with Foxpose which was pretty great, which pre-dates the features in Safari and Opera, but was itself a blatant rip off of the Expose feature of Apple's OSX.

So long then, Windows 2000

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Grenade

@Wiki

Hold on just a moment and it will say something very different indeed...

Fanbois end Judas Phone 'Death Grip' with, um, SIM tape

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Boffin

" covering the most sensitive part of the cellular antenna"

What are they on about? For any antenna shape, size etc. the whole thing is important; there are no sweet spots on the wire itself, so top or bottom doesn't matter, only thing likely to have any effect is the ground plane, which can only be _improved_ with contact.

PegasHosting gets its wings clipped

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"what appear to be fake dating sites"

Are there any other kind?

Seagate announces ugly diskless NAS filer

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Do you get the drive carriers with the box, or are they charged for separately?

Ten Essential... Budget Compact Cameras

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Dead Vulture

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What happened to the round-up page? If you are going to split an article like this over ten pages so that it is impossible to just scroll between them, you could at least devote one page to a quick summary/comparison of them all.

Five quits Project Cartel

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WTF?

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"If Canvas boxes succeed, it's much less likely that the hi-tech TV big boys such as Sony and Panasonic* will be able to embed the capabilities into their TVs"

Please explain - I would have thought that if Canvas was a big success, that would garuntee that it _would_ be included, assuming that the licence terms were reasonable, and your earlier point suggests that the licensing _will_ be sensible.

Child protection campaigners claim hollow victory over Facebook

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Panic

So stupid overall, as the one thing this is not about is 'panic' - that is what 999 is for. If there were a genuine need to panic, then a whole bundle of slightly patronising pages is not likely to help much.

Online trading not anti-competitive for small biz

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Interesting reference to PayPal and fraud resolution. I know that it is only ever the bad news that makes headlines, but has anyone ever had a _good_ experience with PayPal disputes?

FLYING CAR, full hover, fairly quiet, offered to US Marines

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@Ivan

The first thing I though when I was that remark was that most sensible military craft will be running an awful lot _lower_ than that. Mind you, imagine the fun if you are meandering along in one of these at 100MPH and a flight of fast-jets slip beneath you. Lets see how good the attitude-control works in the jet-wash from a Typhoon or similar!

On the other hand, the entire spec sounds like someone has taken a basic idea, had it thrown back at him as impractical, and he has simply re-submitted it on the basis of doing every single bit of it much better than anyone else does at the moment - lets wait till they build it, and even one item fails to meet the required spec.

Apple's iPhone 4 denial: insulting or ignorant?

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@JeffyPooh

Either your antennae knowledge is non-existent, or you are very, very bad at explaining your point, but since you say that the voltage at the ends of an antenna are very high I have to assume the former.

Vauxhall Ampera extended range e-car

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@AC

My current car is a Fiesta, admittedly not the largest car on the market, but bigger than my first car, which was a Mk11 Escort. The Fiesta 'only' has a 1.25 litre engine, but it can top 100MPH, which this one apparently can't, so why the hell does this thing need a 1.4? Does that indicate that this thing weighs three tonnes or something? Given that my 1.25 is about double what I need to cruise at 70MPH, the power is only needed for acceleration, which in this case comes from the battery, which is never supposed to go below 20%, surely a 1L or similar should be enough to keep this charge when on the move?

Google vanishes Android apps from citizen phones

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@Jonte Monkey

I take it you didn't read the piece in ElReg a day or three ago, where it was pointed out that because it is well known that most people don't read the fine print, and have no option to negotiate any way, it really isn't a contract, and anything remotely unfair can be challenged at a later date.

What Google did this time probably wouldn't get them in any trouble, but when they do it for an app that is useful to an individual, even if it does have some malware properties, then removing it without that users permission probably would be illegal.

(Disclaimer: IANA Jury - even lawyers could not give you a definitive answer on this sort of thing.)

Firefox 3.6.4 debuts with Flash flak jacket

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Time

So if the plug-in takes more than ten seconds to load it isn't going to - that counts out Flash then, entirely.

Naked Cowboy wrestles Naked Cowgirl

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@Moderatrix

Ae you _sure_ that is human?

Flying-boat tiltrotor catamaran design wins NASA compo

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I love the way that the props on that first one are clearly much too large to allow a 'normal' landing without them fouling the ground / water - that is going to catch out lots of pilots, like the way that the Harrier requireing greater power when coming in to land, has caught out quite a few pilots who are used to throttling back.

Vodafone sticks universal mail in shredder

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Web 2.0

Don't Vodafone realise that most of their competitors are now on Web2.5, and working towards Web3.1 ??

Man charged with malware 'sextortion' plot

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Badgers

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" He has not been charged with the manufacture or possession of child pornography or crimes involving identity theft or the theft of credit card numbers"

Any idea why not? If those alegations are correct then the charges should be automatic.

Ubuntu daddy in patent class of its own

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DPL

The idea of the DPL seems somewhat flawed as it has been explained in that link - the concept of a FAir Troll seems to rely on people registering patents precisely so that they can go after existing companies, which seems to be pretty much the definition of 'Prior Art'

Premature ejaculation means fanbois get iPhones early

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"tomorrow's game against Slovenia"

Sorry, but tomorrow's game is against England - Blighty is more than one country, don't you know?

Apple Mac Mini 2010

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@Phil Royall

Seriously Phil,

what for?

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@Annihilator

I am guessing that the main reason for the optical drive is so that you can (re)install an OS. You can buy a half-decent consumer DVD player for less than the price of a Blu-Ray Movie, so this is hardly a cost-effective way of playing DVD's.

Microsoft unveils – wait for it – another mobile OS

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Unhappy

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"why quote Redmond Steve when you can watch him ... (Silverlight required.)"

I think you may have answered your own question there.

Hidden in plain view: Google Music's stealth infrastructure

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@AC

I am not sure that you are correct with this - Hollywood may produce a lot of entertainment, but so does Bollywood, and China for that matter. As a result, I doubt if the west as a whole is a net exporter, California probably is, but whatever the locals may think, there is more to the world than just the USA.

In any case, trying to base an economy on something intangible is a bad idea, hence the current banking crisis.

Birmingham jihad-cam network suspended

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@Fraser

A handful of politicians may have lost their jobs, but there has been no change at all within the Civil Service, the Police, or any of the related Quango's.

Did the iPad just save Wired, and Conde-Nast?

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@AC

Have you checked what the margin is for a paper retailer? 30% is fairly low in comparison, and of course the publisher here is basically just sending them a single copy of the print-master, so no distribution costs, and precious little additional production costs.

Synology DiskStation DS410 Nas box

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Cost

That £400 would buy quite a lot of basic PC on which to run FreeNAS or similar. Hopefully there will be a few bundle deals where the combined cost will be lowered - all too often the vendors actually charge a premium for having drives already fitted.

Ancient typewriters reborn as USB keyboards

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Boffin

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A standard typewriter will have neither a CTRL or ESC key, either. Nothing but SHIFT really apart from printable characters and SPACE. No RETURN or ENTER either, though you may be able to tie the carriage return lever in to do that.

Internet 1 - England goalkeeper 0

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I've got a better idea to fix that issue - why doesn't england cede from the Union and leave the celtic nations alone?

Hayabusa in fiery return to Earth

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"Like a meteor"

In what technical way is this _not_ a meteor? I know it is man-made and all that, but it was basically an extra-planetary object diving, unguided, through our atmosphere. And that was from a scientist...

French judiciary makes transgender boob

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@Jerome 0

I really, really, _really_ want to be a multi-millionaire. Can I ask a judge to make it so?

Alternatively, ask yourself what it _actually_ means when a passport indicates your gender - it is not up to the French courts to start saying that particular people can now be referred to as a different gender - that is a decision for the country that they have just entered.

Apple lifts iPhone code ban (for chosen few)

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Boffin

@oddie

These days, Dyson probably sell more machines than anyone else, but we still call them 'Hoovers' - the iPod is clearly the brand leader, but nowhere near to being a monopoly.

Call me weird, but I like things to just work, particularly when they are 'appliances' of one kind or another. As someone pointed out before, there are just as many useless apps available for iPhone as there are for Android, but at least I know that when I find something that looks usefull to me, it isn't going to kill my device, which is a very real possibility on open-access devices. If I want to do serious development of my own, then I will do it on a Linux box, but I can see no great reason for wanting to hack around on a phone.

Google geek slammed over XP exploit

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@XP age

Actually, there are still plenty of NetBooks being sold right now, (well there were before the iPad arrived) which have XP on them by default, and still will for many more weeks.

Buffalo and Western Digital get into TV

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Dead Vulture

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So what does the first device have to do with a TV? I had to read the article twice to make sure I hadn't missed anything.