* Posts by The First Dave

1589 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

Ebooks must stay fat with VAT, blame the EU, MPs told

The First Dave
Boffin

@Martin

Sitepoint (sometimes/always) provide an ebook (in several formats) version of every printed book that they sell.

The First Dave
Boffin

Sorry, but this appears to _support_ the idea of emissions tax - a paper book is a net carbon sink, for as long as it stays on your shelf without de-composing, whereas an eBook requires electricity to make, to transmit, and everytime it is read, which means more coal, oil, gas (and the odd bit of uranium) being burnt to produce that electrickery.

World's biggest music streaming service launches - for tech idiots

The First Dave
Pirate

Well what do you expect? If you choose to block a site then of course it will appear to be blocked...

Why there's real hope for webOS - if HP is committed

The First Dave
Boffin

Is Android "open source", well no, it isn't by any definition other than Google's.

Jimbo Wales ponders Wikipedia blackout

The First Dave
Go

I don't care what the reason is, if it means a blackout of Wikipedia then I am all for it.

Greenland 'lurched upward' in 2010 as 100bn tons of ice melted

The First Dave
Boffin

No, it really isn't the issue - if we are all going to drown I don't think I am alone in not giving a shit whether it is man-made or not, just stop it, as soon as possible, thank-you-very-much.

Same with alternative energy sources - oil is too valuable as a feedstuff for various chemical processes to be wasted by burning it to make electricity - that is what coal was invented for.

iPad 3 out in March/April say part maker moles

The First Dave
Boffin

Just like cars, really. Your choice when you buy one - be an early adopter if you like, upgrade every year if you really want, or wait for the 3 release before you dive in at all...

Patent tax break takes effect in April 2013

The First Dave
Pirate

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

At least with 'normal' patent use, there is an opposing party to question the validity any time the patent is used, but not here - if I can get a "Business Process" patent to be approved, then so long as I never use it against a competitor, I'm going to be able to use it to apply to everything my company ever does!

Verizon denies blocking competitive Google Wallet

The First Dave
Pirate

To be honest, given Google's current position, I really don't think they are the best choice out there for an alternative payment system, particularly if they are going to do a PayPal, and claim that they are not a financial institution and therefore don't need to pay any attention to the FSA etc.

Headmaster freezes schoolkids for Gaia

The First Dave
Boffin

Small point - lots more energy is used to convert the wood into charcoal, making it much less efficient overall - better for something like this to burn the wood in its natural state, (after a little gentle air-drying)

Besides, the wood would be a much better carbon sink if not burned at all...

It's the ALL NEW FUTURISTIC WEAPONS Black Friday Roundup!

The First Dave
Boffin

Something that was probably evident in the Raoul Moat incident - cops had a new shiny shiny and decided to see what would happen, rather than just waiting until he fell asleep. Dunno what they were thinking though - what did they expect to happen to a guy with his hand on the trigger of a loaded weapon when subjected to an electric shock?

Olympus PEN Mini E-PM1

The First Dave
Pirate

OM101 - still going strong.

Apple telly may sport Sharp screen tech

The First Dave
Pirate

No, Rugby World Cup isn't for another three years.

McKinnon's mum wins human rights gong

The First Dave

Given that her main argument against extradition of her son is that he is not entirely 'responsible' it seems only natural that she would get involved, so an award seems a bit over the top.

Samsung strokes big bulb that'll keep going for decades

The First Dave
Boffin

I guess that may depend on the quality of your mains power - I am at the very far end of some long power lines, and thus pretty 'dirty'. My gut feeling is that tungsten is much more robust than newer tech, particularly when run through a dimmer at say 90%

judging at how often they need replaced.

Hubble snaps mystery green death nebula in NGC 1846

The First Dave
WTF?

But why is it green?

Not so fast: Italian boffins say neutrinos not faster than light

The First Dave
Boffin

Actually, established theory merely precludes the possibility of a particle _accelerating_ past the speed of light - if they start off going faster already, then the Maths works out perfectly.

In any case, one of the possible explanations is that the path these particles are following is actually shorter than they think, due to space-time not being uniformly 'flat'

Swearing fine quashed as teens have heard it all before

The First Dave
Pirate

So a bunch of policemen (I doubt any of them actually _were_ officers, more likely they were just constables) spent some time hassling this guy over something that he had not done, and you wonder why he got a little upset with them?

Teacher investigated over mysluttyteacher smut site

The First Dave
Boffin

@AC

I thought that it was pretty clear that the site was being run "from her home" - so no miss-use of school bandwidth, and who cares what the computer is used for outside of working hours? Would it have been better if she was using it for destructive things like gambling, or online shopping for more shoes than her credit card can cope with?

New 'plasma lamps' to replace fluorescent bulbs, LEDs

The First Dave
Boffin

RTFA please - the plasma produces UV light, that is turned into visible light by phosphors: exactly the same method as the good old 6ft tube, TV tubes and even the modern coiled-up CFL tube.

Reg man the most-flamed recruiter in the UK?

The First Dave
Pirate

Okay, lets just iron out once and for all - how by all that's holy am I supposed to produce a CV that "stands out" but that also follows all of the (unwritten) rules of the recipient?

Use of colour: twat or individual?

Business-speak (twat) or tech-speak (anti-social) ?

Full CV (too long) or brief Resume (where's the detail) ?

etc.

US stealth bombers finally get nuke-nobbling super bomb

The First Dave
Boffin

So what?

Test firings generally do occur from the least expensive platform, doesn't mean that a B2 cannot carry the same weapon, the main point of this test was to prove that the weapon itself worked.

Why your tech CV sucks

The First Dave
Boffin

Simple - for most techies, social skills are _far_ less important than technical skills (hence the name) and there is plenty of evidence to suggest that autism is a benefit...

Spectra builds MONSTER TRUCK of tape libraries

The First Dave
Pirate

Would have been nice to have a mention of what the I/O on this is? How long would it take to back up to or from this unit if any serious amount of the full capacity was needed?

Euro banks unhappy with proposed e-payment rules

The First Dave
Pirate

Thing is, there is also something very similar to a direct debit, where only the originating company can cancel it. Total bugger to sort that one out.

Last mystery of first recorded supernova laid to rest

The First Dave

@Symon

No, dwarfs is a miss-spelling, while Dwarves is the correct plural.

Apple flat-screen TV rumor rises yet again

The First Dave
Boffin

The thing is, that what you have just described - a flat panel, all-in-one device, with no TV tuner, is essentially just an iMac.

Japanese take World Solar Challenge

The First Dave
Alert

Unfortunatly, all this really proves is that solar vehicles will never be practical for the majority: these are highly optimised prototype vehicles, yet they can barely manage highway speed for a single lightweight passenger, under almost optimum (solar) conditions. So, if you put the same amount of solar panels on a family-sized car then you will barely have enough power to move the vehicle itself, never mind a full load. If used as a boost / recharge for a plug-in electric vehicle, then the cost would be about triple that of the base vehicle, ie you would be better to buy three, leave one plugged in at home, one plugged in at work, and one to shuttle in between.

Crap alchemist jailed for poo-into-gold experiment

The First Dave
Pirate

Close

He may not have made Gold, but he did get some copper...

Libel reform vows to slay anonymous trolls

The First Dave
Pirate

"No one should be allowed to post defamation."

Of course not, but under this regime, I can have almost any post removed from El Reg by saying that it defames me. According to this, there is no defence at that stage, to say that the item is not defamation.

In other words: "I am a rocket scientist, and your post defames me. Please remove it."

Bushfire halts solarcar race in its tracks

The First Dave
Headmaster

Pit stop as quick as F1, i.e. sub-three seconds? Doubt it - vids or your lying.

Hundreds of Mr A N OTHERs discovered on payrolls

The First Dave
Boffin

Given this was talking about the UK, I don't suppose there were many, if any at all.

Astronomy crowd spots PLANET KILLER!

The First Dave
Mushroom

I'm not saying I'm keen on it happening, but we all have to make sacrifices occasionally, and at least I wouldn't have to go to work any more...

Where am I going tomorrow? My electric car charger wants to know

The First Dave
Boffin

Not hydrogen - ethanol. Works almost perfectly in a petrol engine, and works perfectly with only minor re-tuing. Easier to store and handle than Hydrogen, easier even than petrol, almost completely clean, similar energy density to Petrol, what's not to like?

ISPs end PM's web smut block dream

The First Dave
WTF?

Fair enough, but why does a small charity need a CEO ?

Would you let your car insurer snoop on you for a better deal?

The First Dave
Pirate

Yeah, I've seen some of those police drivers on TV, and staying within the limits of the law tends not to be a big part of their repertoire: "look how dangerous the car in front is, overtaking on a bend. See how clearly you can see him as we follow along behind doing the same thing..."

"Oh look, he has stopped suddenly and we ran straight into the back of him..." etc.

US rocketeer thunders to 121,000ft

The First Dave
Headmaster

@Spodula

Pulsejet == Doodlebug (V2)

Smut oglers told to opt in to keep web filth flowing

The First Dave
FAIL

"The restrictions are designed to protect children from sexualised content."

and will therefore also prevent children from watching the X-Factor, and the majority of modern pop videos... No? Didn't think so. Yet that stuff is proven to be damaging our kids.

Quote of the Week: 'I shave my balls for this?'

The First Dave
Boffin

No, they didn't.

The price of £35 appears to be the price that the Indian Gov will charge people, so another loss-leader (sort of) similar to the Kindle Fire.

Patent troll lawsuits may be on thin ice

The First Dave
Pirate

Personally, I hope that this _does_ go ahead, as it is so clearly wrong, as it may then be a catalyst for reform. It's not like the defendants count as small-business exactly.

Users shut down Italian Wikipedia to protest Wiretapping Act

The First Dave
WTF?

And lets describe the protest as "The day that children's homework improved" ?

Ten reasons why you shouldn't buy an iPhone 5

The First Dave
Pirate

@Jez

Thing about the walled garden argument is that Android is also a walled garden, but since it is made of chicken wire, Google can claim that it isn't, but the bad guys can still see through it, but you can't escape when you are inside.

Premier League loses footie decoder case

The First Dave
Boffin

Tax

(Which equals Government, so one level higher in the financial food chain.)

Crazy pot smokers get high on wireless power

The First Dave
Boffin

Come on! Almost every DECT phone ever made charges up by "just being dropped in a cradle"

Don't bother with that degree, say IT pros

The First Dave
Boffin

Yet again, need to point out that Scotland is a little different, the £27,000 figure is _not_ UK wide.

Journo register gaffe a boon for media overlords

The First Dave
Boffin

"Pick up any paper and you can usually identify whether any given article is written by a good journalist or a bad one."

Yet people still buy the Daily Mail in their thousands, every day...

Clearly sensible people like you and I should have access to totally un-censored media, but the plebs clearly need "approved" media only.

Stars say relativity still works

The First Dave
Boffin

"No, but in some areas of physics, 50% can be a great margin of error, some things have margins of error which are orders of magnitude."

Thing is, the difference between the measured speed of those neutrinos and the speed of light is a tiny percentage, so astronomical measurements are never going to come close to proving this one way or the other.

PlayBook stock mountain: RIM slashes prices

The First Dave
Trollface

It's a wonder they didn't manage to get the words "world series" into the name somehow...

Faster-than-light back with surprising CERN discovery

The First Dave
Boffin

"Mainstream science has been insistent that the speed of light is an absolute limit for most of the last century."

It has always been a concern of mine, whether the limit really is the (max) speed of light, or whether it is actually something a fraction faster.

In any case, E=mc2 only really applies to 'normal' stuff with measurable mass - it has always seemed likely to me that there are particles out there that differ so much from 'normal' as to allow them to ignore this rule.

GM OnStar cars will upload all data unless owners opt out

The First Dave
Boffin

No.1 Why not sue the other driver?

No.2 Why do you need to pay hospital bills - don't you live in a civilised country?