* Posts by Richard 39

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Richard 39

old fashioned...

why is that these women become lesbians (not bi-sexuals obviously as that would destroy my point) because they dont find men attractive but then opt for the one thing a man can provide that a woman cant!

surely the maternal instinct in a woman seriously wanting to reproduce would incline her towards a partner that can provide the necessary 'ingredients'. something is amiss here methinks.

Surely if you go off men, you should go off every bit of the man!

or is that far too sexist/biggoted of me in this liberal-everyone has the right to reproduce-era?

Spider-Man director to helm World of Warcraft

Richard 39
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I would give....

my whole tier 7.5 set and epixxx weapon to be a blood elf in that movie!!

A woman spends 287 days choosing what to wear

Richard 39

whats sad about this article

What we want to see, though, is a Matalan poll of 2,500 Reg readers to see just how long they spend mulling the comparative merits of a suit and tie, or jeans, trainers and that favourite black t-shirt

The sad thing is, Monday-Friday I wear a suit and tie and on weekend I wear Jeans, Trainers and a Black Vest. I thought I was a rebel but it turns out i'm a conformist :-(

Too thick to boil an egg? Buy 'em preboiled

Richard 39
Joke

@ Err what? #

You forgot to explain to the retards that when taking the egg out of the boiling water they use a ladle or a spoon, not their bare hands

German lad hit by 30,000 mph meteorite

Richard 39
Alien

Target practice

Looks like the aliens with big f'off catapaults are getting better at hitting us, 2 in 55 years. Not long before an intergalactic war of meteorite tennis kicks off then

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