* Posts by N2

1712 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

What kind of pirate are you: Justified, transgressor or just honest?

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Pirate

Re: I "Pirate" what I have already paid for - I bet most "Pirates" are like me

Ahoy there, thumbs up just for your title.

Agree entirely, & you dont see those silly warnings at the start of a film, me hearty.

PayPal security boss: OBLITERATE passwords from THE PLANET

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Whatever

I would much prefer they behaved as an honourable financial institution should, upholding the UK consumer credit act, having a headquarters based in the UK, not Luxembourg & perhaps paying a smidgen more tax.

Coke? Windows 8 is Microsoft's 'Vista moment'. Again

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Re: Instead of

I have a Mac, I use both formats. Now I want to install Access and program in VBA on a Mac, how do I do that without Windows? Pray tell.

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Instead of

"New ways to do familiar tasks" can we have: "Familiar ways to do new tasks" please?

German court: 'Nein' to Apple 'global consent' on fanbois' privacy

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Good

But why arnt other countrys doing the same?

Japan's XP migration solution: Remove network cable

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Re: A good solution in the right situation.

Sounds like it went well, until you 'upgraded' Ive also noticed how frail some new hardware is despite the price not exactly being bottom book. My preferred OS was Windows 2000 which absolutely flew even on hardware 10 years old. With later versions I often think the computer has halted when I remote it as simple stuff takes so long. & yesterday I had the misfortune of having to use Access 2010, what a mess they made of that.

You hear that, Mr Cook? Samsung's profits have gone UP

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Nothing to do with the fact that its cheaper & better and all to do with rounded corners? </sarcasm> oh noes, I can hear the chant of lawyers word processors revving up!

Reg hack to starve on £1 a day for science

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Re: Forage.

Looked at the forum, clicked on Mushroom ID & saw picture of a mushroom next to a champagne cork for scale - how those 'downsizers' rub along on the other side of the pond!

http://forum.downsizer.net/archive/mushroom-id-please__o_t__t_76743.html

The Reg puts Vulture inside the Large Hadron Collider

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Happy

Excellent stuff

Thank you, Im off to split an atom...

Wanna put your toaster and fridge online? Over to you, Ofcom

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yes, but

I can see the point of a fridge that orders or warns of low stocks, essential items - white wine or beer.

But what is the point of connecting a toaster to the Internet - a new perversion perhaps?

I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working

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Re: This is all too familiar.

Even though they have filled it with every crappy program known to man and turned off everything that may help protect it.

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It happens to me also

at any sort of social gathering, my reply never changes:

Ive got two ways I can fix that - It will only take a minute or two:

1. I can place it underneath my Land Rover and drive over it or

2. Cut it in half with my chainsaw / 10" angle grinder

Which would you prefer so I may continue enjoying my glass of wine as swiftly as possible?

Swift change of subject & I dont have to talk technical crap all evening.

BIGGEST DDoS ATTACK IN HISTORY hammers Spamhaus

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Re: Spamhous must really be hurting those parasites @ LarsG

Tosser - that's all

Oi, Microsoft, where's my effin' toolbar gone?

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Re: What is this article supposed to be?

Take 'help' for example, its your new friend!

No, Im off too the pub as well.

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Re: What is this article supposed to be?

Sorry, but they are far from alone, I gave up using Word some years ago but its lack of ability to display formatted text correctly as one in putted is legendary. Try as I may to produce, a simple piece of formatted text in a list with numbers? no chance; I got bold alternate numbering and all sorts of other malevolence appearing randomly from then on.

Copying & pasting the text from notepad diddnt work either & whilst my computer was powerful enough to accurately predict the entire worlds weather system for the next billion years, this opus magnum of hand crafted bloat-ware from Redmond bought it to its knees.

The author describes what should have been a fairly straight forward experience, made impossible by software touted to be the best in its class, IMO the earlier versions were OK but not any more. Personally, I dont want bells & whistles, I just want to get the job done and fast without the joys of a general protection error - Word has tried saving your work... but never has.

To be honest, Id much prefer the ancient little dos program called Professional Writer that ran from one FDD, but there you go thats my preference, Im sure it will of course all be fixed in the next version...

Microsoft backs law banning Google Apps from schools

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Personally

The only law that needs passing is one that makes all 'educational software' (whatever that is) free.

Twenty classic arcade games

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Asteroids?

Or did I flip through the article to quickly, surely Asteroids must be on the list?

Played many a Space Invaders as well!

Microsoft finally ships Internet Explorer 10 for Windows 7

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Re: I have XP here so no use

@ Do upgrade to Windows 7

Shouldnt it really be the applications driving an upgrade to Windows 7 as opposed to a web browser of which there are plenty of others to select?

Quit the 2D internet, flee your cave, and GET LAID, barks rock star

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Re: He's quite right

Couldn't agree more, people whine about local shops and suppliers closing down, but so very little about it, unfortunately. I've long supported local buisnesses & prefer companies with UK call centers.

Microsoft: Office 2013 license is for just one PC, FOREVER

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Facepalm

Doomed

Thats all.

Microsoft: You want Office for Mac, fanboi? You'll pay Windows prices

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Re: "iworks apps are actually not that good"

Thats fine, I agree for your line of work, you need specific apps which do the job miles better, for me, iWork is fine, I know the limitations but it dosnt affect productivity & as for that its actually very good for what I do.

Tesco dials 999 after Clubcard vouchers are 'nicked' online

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Re: Again...?

Oh no, not more hackers

Australia cuts Microsoft bill by AU$100m

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Trollface

Excellent

Thats all.

Earth escapes asteroid flyby, boffins want lasers aimed at next one

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Re: Never use a simple solution when an expensive high tech one will do.

Would a series of Fresnel lenses do the trick?

Microsoft still reviving Azure SQL Reporting after Monday FAIL

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Trollface

See what happens

When automatic updates are left enabled?

Satanic Renault takes hapless French bloke on 200km/h joyride

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At least

The French roads are good enough to do 200Km/hr.

Intel's new TV box to point creepy spy camera at YOUR FACE

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Made me smile

The mind boggles as to what could hit Youtube whilst viewing a smidgen of pron.

Simples to block.

BT copper-cable choppers cop 16 months in the cooler

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Re: Off the net

But with just enough of the stuff to hang them selves.

WORLD temporarily FREED from BURDEN of TWITTER!

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Excellent

Now perhaps people might go down the pub and engage in conversation with their friends.

Microsoft tries to sell home Office users on subscription pricing

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Re: I'm still using Office 2000

Yep, me as well, to be honest I cant see the point of some of the recent versions, unless getting annoyed & not achieving much are now regarded as features.

Greedy Sky admits: We crippled broadband with TOO MANY users

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Couldnt agree more

Pay peanuts, expect monkeys?

Incidentally, IDNet is pretty good.

The only problem in about 6 years , I called them & spoke to someone who said, yes they were working on a problem and it would be fixed within an hour. about 30 minutes later, I got a call to say it was all working.

Google sinks millions into plush new £1bn London HQ

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Re: The going rate

> and they'll still only pay a couple of quid in business rates on the building

Probably 'cos its been furnished from a charity shop.

LIVE TODAY: Windows 8 licensing - Speak your brains, believe your eyes

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Trollface

And

an eternity of fiddling to get it to work like your last version did, only to discover that some of your programs wont run at all.

McDonalds burger app gives it to you straight from the horse's mouth

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MD now and then is OK

If it keeps me alive, anything else is a bonus!

British armed forces get first new pistol since World War II

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Re: shooting Glock 17 from a UK newbie.

"The dangerous and silly things an untrained person will do with a handgun will turn your hair grey."

Agreed, when I was range qualified, we had the cheap and nasty SMG & when the weapon was being cocked, if not done correctly, it could chamber a round & fire, even though the safety catch was on - shudder!

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About time too!

However, I actually much preferred using a 686 Smith & Wesson revolver, chambered .357 magnum. But firing a .38 special with dosnt have as much clang as the magnum round, far more accurate than any automatic pistol I tried.

The Glock will be a good replacement for the Browning & hopefully is able to withstand the odd rogue round if we still buy our ammo from Pakistan - a few years ago they had QC issues & could shatter the breech of the Browning.

As for the Desert Eagle brigade, that is like a Lamborghini Countach, best for hanging a picture of it on a 12 year olds bedroom wall. I would choose that last, at least you might frighten them off with the bang, as it does that very well!

US military nails 'best ever' Microsoft deal, brags size does matter

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And

The three year project to get rid of the awkward, buggy Microsoft software is underway

Microsoft says Google trying to undermine Windows Phone

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Re: Ironic!

Pot Kettle & black springs to mind & Microsoft are from the market leader they once were by a long way. Thumbs down maybe but just my take

Do users have enough power?

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Re: Enough power to do what?

No admin_backup account tucked away with admin privileges & admin account known by users?

Smacks of incompetent admins to me.

Outlook 2013 spurns your old Word and Excel documents

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Re: MS shoots own foot shocker

Couldn't agree more, one of the prime reasons for using Microsoft software was backwards compatibility but this ended after Office2003.

The primary reason for changing file formats is nothing to do with improvement but all about marketing & sending that .docx file with the veiled message of "look what our shiny new software can do that yours cant..." be easily read? what a crock of shit. And whilst the Microsoft evangelists will heap scorn on me & those who choose otherwise, I for one would prefer to hand write & post mail than use the ill conceived junk that Outlook & Office has become.

PGP, TrueCrypt-encrypted files CRACKED by £300 tool

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Re: 300+$ for such a limited tool?

Hmm, when I check its 299 Euros in France, currently the spot rate is around 1.23 so at around 1.21 on my CC it would cost £247.11

I wonder if those clever chaps at Elcomsoft cant do currency conversions on the fly?

END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH: TalkTalk no longer worst ISP in UK

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Im not a Talk Talk salesman either...

People dam Talk Talk, but my experiences are that its actually quite good, just one example: I configured a router for a client who lived beyond the 5.5Km limit and once connected he asked me why he had better service than the BT line in the office less than 2Km from the exchange. To be fair I usually used a DG834 router but they worked well. So I'll probably get thumbs down but Id prefer them over BT.

North Korea's satellite a dud, say US astroboffins

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FAIL

Good

But what next?

Does the X-37b have an offensive ability?

John Lewis agrees to flog Microsoft's Surface RT tablets

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This can only be a good thing

If it takes off as it should put pressure on Apple to reduce their price too, but the decision is rather late.

North Korean rocket works, puts something into orbit

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Hmm

Also in other news X-37b super snooping wireless data slurping mystery spy robot was launched. No surprises why thats lurking around to have a swat at then?

Linux kernel dumps 386 chip support

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Re: 8080, bloody Hell!

You could also double the capacity in the same way with the smaller 720K floppy as well :D

Girl gang targets Microsoft's Seattle stores for $5,000 theft spree

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Must be

A Microsoft publicity stunt as theres not much worth nicking.

This is out of hand now: Apple attempts to trademark the LEAF

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What next?

Are they going to patent the core, pips, tree & so on? I cant help thinking what a pack of wankers they have become or has thinking been patented? now, theres an idea - oops.

Rare critical Word vuln is the star of December Patch Tuesday

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Meh

SP2 for W7?

I think they called it Windows 8.

Sex offender wins case against Facebook vigilantism

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Re: Solution

Sir,

I am somewhat appalled by the fact you are voted down.

A firing squad would soon make this serious, but all too frequent offence that affects such a wide spectrum of our society far less popular.