* Posts by N2

1079 posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

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Software update turned my display and mouse upside-down, says user

N2

Re: It's always the same, isn't it?

Along with: "its never done this before" or "I can't do..."

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IT at sea makes data too easy to see: Ships are basically big floating security nightmares

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It looks like you are sinking...

Would you like me to help with that?

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Gartner says back-to-school PC sales failed. IDC says they worked

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Trollface

No surprises here

Would you really want your kids education hampered by the festering dung heap that Windows has become?

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Microsoft silently fixes security holes in Windows 10 – dumps Win 7, 8 out in the cold

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Trollface

Translation: please, please stop using Windows 7 and 8.

Yes, Ive abandoned Windows long ago

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Microsoft shows off Windows 10 Second Li, er, Mixed Reality

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Trollface

Re: Windows 10 Fail Creators Update

All the time, a *.* fail

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Hotter than the Sun: JET – Earth’s biggest fusion reactor, in Culham

N2

Re: Didn't they used to have a flywheel?

Yes, I think they had two concrete flywheels run up to speed at 200 rpm by electric motor & suppelemnted about 600Mw from the Didcott to Cowley supergrid.

I visited some time around 1990 & very interesting it was too. Aparently they also had to let Dinorwig know otherwise it cut in on the dip.

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Microsoft Office 365 Exchange issues for users across Europe

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Trollface

Expect problems and delays...

Same old shite, different day.

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Banking websites are 'littered with trackers' ogling your credit risk

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Fires up Sandbox...

Edits hosts to resolve marketing.shitebank.co.uk to 127.0.0.1

No Script, Ghostry, UBlock Origin & Little Snitch do a fine job in fucking off the rest.

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N2

Re: I think we need to know...

You have to keep an eye on the nasty little fuckers & sinkhole all the bollox like marketing.lloyds.com

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HSBC biz banking crypto: The case of the vanishing green padlock and... what domain are we on again?

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Trollface

only eight characters...

The FSA or the BoE really ought to be all over this.

Agreed, but that would involve actually doing something, or someone

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Microsoft's fix for web graphics going AWOL? Disable your antivirus

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Disable antivirus?

That tells me a lot about the quality of their advice, summed up in one word: shite.

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Microsoft Surface laptop: Is this your MacBook Air replacement?

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Re: Macbook Air replacement my arse

Yes it is, it costs more or less the same as a Mac... so it must be good, Microsoft says so...

Until you work out the price for all the rental ware, pay yourself £0 per hour to control the spyware & when it breaks after, oh er, how long?

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N2

Re: Tips and corrections.

640Kb

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N2

Re: Too Expensive

Agreed & I very much doubt it stand up to a three or more year university course abuse.

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Enterprises gooey for Windows 10 as OS helps Computacenter rake it in

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Upgrade?

I would question that.

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British broadband is confusing and speeds are crap, says survey

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Re: UK ISP are uniformly terrible.

Or IDNet?

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Official: Windows for Workstations returns in Fall Creators Update

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Re: What about auto-updates?

Trying to restart a nuclear rector after Xenon poisoning is faster.

Waiting 35 hours for burnout is much quicker

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HMS Queen Lizzie impugned by cheeky Scot's drone landing

N2

Re: jw@resthaven.org.uk

At least the fekking magazine wont drop off when you run with it

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TalkTalk fined £100k for exposing personal sensitive info

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Re: Really!

I agree entirely,

The net affect of fining a company just punishes the customers through eventual price increases as shareholders cant possibly 'lose' 1p of dividend, can they?

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Don't buy Microsoft Surface gear: 25% will break after 2 years, says Consumer Reports

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Re: Surface is shit, quelle surprise

"if it is more than 2 years old, it probably runs like a wheezing dog."

MacPro circa 2006

MacBook circa 2008

MacBook pro 2011

No ventolin required at all.

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N2

Everything they make

Breaks.

Even a fekking optical mouse diddnt last 18 months.

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Microsoft: We'll beef up security in Windows 10 Creators Edition Fall Update

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Re: This might be the year MS became irrelevant

FTFY, Well they are trying pretty damm hard.

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Microsoft dumps docs.com cloud file locker, sets December death-date

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Re: The Almighty Cloud

...Stories like this, and Google's habit of killing off services, are what make me wary of relying on cloud services for anything.

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British Airways poised to shed 1,000 jobs to Capita

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Re: BA

Spelling: there's an r in Capita - you know where it goes.

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Ex-MI5 boss: People ask, why didn't you follow all these people ... on your radar?

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Stop trying to re-write history

"At least with the IRA, they had a mission and they were not anxious to kill a lot of people"

Well, they did actually and all these years later there seem so many organisations & politicians who try to wash it away. The Nobel Prize-winning author Doris Lessing referred to the September 11 attacks as "not that terrible" compared to the campaign of terror waged by the IRA in Britain and Northern Ireland with over 3600 killed and many thousands injured.

Granted, it was over several decades but that dosnt make it any less of a crime.

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BA's 'global IT system failure' was due to 'power surge'

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And don't try to re-book...

No worries there Senor Cruz, we wont so we wont have to bother your call centre either.

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74 countries hit by NSA-powered WannaCrypt ransomware backdoor: Emergency fixes emitted by Microsoft for WinXP+

N2

Re: And we'd sure appreciate it if you could stop clicking on attachments

Nor me,

But why oh why do some ignorant users have to?

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UK hospital meltdown after ransomware worm uses NSA vuln to raid IT

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Re: I for one, welcome the return of the paper patient notes.

Which is what happens here in France, you get everything on paper. I'm not suggesting its better but I scan my notes to PDF to back them up so its simple & reliable.

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N2
Pint

Come on GCHQ, this is your time to shine

- Get in there and sort this out.

That made me smile, pint cos its Friday, just

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Mozilla to Thunderbird: You can stay here and we may give you cash, but as a couple, it's over

N2

Because most of the world has gone to webmail...

And loves sharing their inbox & sending spam now and again, let alone the prospect of it all vanishing.

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Want a Windows 10 update? Don't go to Microsoft ... please

N2
Trollface

Malware updates

I thought it was all malware?

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China launches aircraft carrier the length of 2.1 brontosaurs

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HMS Ark Royal

The real one, not the toy

Had proper steam catapaults - after which the accountants decided otherwise.

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Base specs leak for Windows 10 Cloud – Microsoft's wannabe ChromeOS assassin

N2

Re: Me Too! (?)

The MS wheel mouse isnt bad, but probably copied from Logitech

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Will the MOAB (Mother Of all AdBlockers) finally kill advertising?

N2

Advertisers

I'd really like to put a brick through your window with 'Fuck off' scrawled on it.

Now, thats how I feel, on the rare occaision your badly produced shite pops up in my broser.

So just fuck off anyway, Im never going to buy it

A N other grumpy old man

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Can you make a warzone delivery drone? UK.gov wants to give you cash

N2

£40K ?

Is that all?

Just about do lunch at the Ivy for a bunch of Crapitas.

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30,000 London gun owners hit by Met Police 'data breach'

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Some one should be FIRED?

Agreed, regrettably they are much more likely to be promoted.

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US military makes first drop of Mother-of-All-Bombs on Daesh-bags

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The MOAB might be the largest US non-nuke?

Try the MOP - 30,000lbs of good ole Uncle Sams finest

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Microsoft raises pistol, pulls the trigger on Windows 7, 8 updates for new Intel, AMD chips

N2

Re: If Microsoft was an airline...

I would rather walk

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Half-baked security: Hackers can hijack your smart Aga oven 'with a text message'

N2

Re: Incredibly inefficient - not

Agreed,

Our Rayburn uses wod & works superbly well, heating water by convection.

So if the Russians cut off the gas & theres a power cut, it continues to heat the house, water & cook.

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Consumers go off PCs as global shipments continue their decline

N2

Consumers

Now have a choice

& dont want to be spied on.

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Mac Pro update: Apple promises another pricey thing it will no doubt abandon after a year

N2

Creative Professionals...

Well, Apple have crapped all over them, the types that stuck with Apple have been shunned into a corner with aps like Aperture discontinued & something resembling a fancy trash can to replace the much loved Mac Pro.

Will they come back?

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'Windows 10 destroyed our data!' Microsoft hauled into US court

N2

Good

Microsoft have sunk lower than spammers & malware writers & deserve a red hot poker up their arses, see how they like 'new ways to do familiar things'

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Europe will fine Twitter, Facebook, Google etc unless they rip up T&Cs

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Good

That is all.

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Germany to roll out €100bn gigabit internet network

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Re: oooo

So do I & my speed is a perfectly acceptable 9Mb/s / 1Mb/s on the up.

By 2018 the whole region will have FTC

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Lloyds Bank customers still flogging the online dead horse

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I love Lloyds Bank online - not

Dont you just love those SQL server fuck ups disguised as "we're sorry for the inconveience, but we've had to log you off" No Sir! just click the back button & youre right where you left off.

The password, now even some fairly ordinary services require a !@£$%^&*() because even I know that ups the password strength, but no you cant use them either.

Then theres the drop downs to enter the words from your phrase, which is only 7 characters long so theres limited scope there. It should only work using a mouse pointer, but nay you can just press the relevant keys for the friendly keylogger to send back to your friendly hacker.

The theres the telephone thing when you set up a recipient for a payment, which has a rather serious flaw and should also be obvious to Lloyds.

BTW it works better if you resolve marketing.lloydsbank.co.uk to 127.0.0.1 fucks off crap you dont want that gets shoved in your face.

I could go on

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Congrats, PC slingers. That's now FIVE straight years of shrinking sales

N2

Windows 10 slurpware can fuck off...

Gamers solution is a console

Business solution is Windows 7

Macs if you must have them

For almost everything else, theres a tablet with Linux or iOS

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Folders return to Windows 10's Start Thing

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Re: Unbelievable

If it's coming back, it feels like it's doing so through shear osmotic pressure rather than any kind of coherent plan. Whatever next - Aero? Carousel?

Bob?

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BT Openreach boss wants you to know that deep down, they care

N2

Re: Muppets

You've not seen The Muppets in 3D?

Absolutely hilarious, so good I had to see it twice.

Seems unfair to comapre BTO to Muppets to me.

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What gifts did ol' kitten heels May get this year?

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Re: Checklist

Small moustache - check

Her transformation to 'Full Stasi' is now complete.

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