* Posts by teebie

643 posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

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CyberArk splashes $42m on DevOps security whizz Conjur

teebie

"How do you deal with people messing in places they shouldn't"

"We don't give them access"

"Well, stop doing that and buy this from us"

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TalkTalk full-year profits rise but shares slump after raid on dividends

teebie

Re: growth, cash generation and profit

Don't worry, I'm sure whoever gets their hands on your private info will save you a job and do the cursing for you.

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ICO fines 11 big charities over dirty data donor-squeezing deeds

teebie

I got a begging call from Macmillan, who I had donated to so they could fun nurses, not so they could funding arseholes to annoy me, and since then everything I would have sent to them has gone to Cancer Research UK. ICO may think I didn't make the best choice, but at least they haven't bothered me.

I was going to set up a DD for Shelter, but then they chugged me. If I donate to shelter its because I want them to use it to help the homeless, not to pay people who look homeless to jump in front of me when I'm on lunchbreak.

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Hundreds of millions 'wasted' on UK court digitisation scheme

teebie

"an identity access management system to allow professionals to log on and view cases remotely, has yet to be delivered despite £40m having been spent on it."

How? Is it being delivered by someone who sent them an unsolicited email. "I would be happy to provide your idenitity management system, for just £10,000" "sadly your transfer failed" "a local tax change means I need 25,000" ... ... "gangsters" ... ... "wombats" ... ... "nearly there, I just need another 5 million, then I will be able to provide the system and marry you

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teebie

...and by extension, to know what is required of the project.

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D'oh! Amber Rudd meant 'understand hashing', not 'hashtags'

teebie

I wish I had a source for this, but I'm fairly sure a clown who ran for election and won (possibly Tiririca?) said they wouldn't stand for re-elections because "I can get more done as a clown"

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teebie

'If we all made a concerted effort to spoil our ballot papers it would become quite obvious that the current 'system of democracy' was broken.'

If that happened, then the party who secured a majority, even if it was from just 10% of the populace, would most likely be happy with the system - after all, it got them elected, so it must be right.

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DevOps hype? Sometimes a pizza really is just a pizza

teebie

"These days it takes me longer to find accurate information"

So you took 20 paragraphs to say .. I'm not sure exactly what.

Are you *definitely* helping the situation?

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UK Home Sec: Give us a snoop-around for WhatApp encryption. Don't worry, we won't go into the cloud

teebie

"who understand the necessary hashtags to stop this stuff even being put up"

said Amber Rudd, much to the shame of everyone

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Plans to force ISPs to filter content branded 'disproportionate'

teebie

"lessons about online responsibilities, risks and acceptable behaviour should be mandatory in all UK schools"

...and both houses of parliament

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SVN commit this: Subversion to fix file renaming after 15 years

teebie

Re: SVN will never beat GIT

"how about treating the developers as the adults they are"

Any system that relies on all of your current and future staff being competent and able to follow simple instructions is severely flawed.

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Fraud detection system with 93% failure rate gets IT companies sued

teebie

" Colorado-based Fast Systems, North Carolina-based SAS Analytics, and Illinois-based CSG Government Solutions"

The latter 2 companies collectively being known as "Loose Systems"

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Frustrated by reboot-happy Windows 10? Creators Update hopes to take away the pain

teebie

So their huge advance is that they have upgraded Windows 10 to incorporate Windows XP technology.

I wonder why their sales figures aren't great.

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Ex-employees sued for £15m over data slurpage ordered to pay up just £2

teebie

"Seculum."

When naming your company, maybe you should check and see if the word sounds like a gynecological tool.

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Commissioner kisses Met goodbye, says it's set to be 'best digital police force'

teebie

"used social media to mobilise taxi drivers"

Taxi drivers are already fairly mobile.

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MapR seeks DevOps love: Stateful storage WLTM Docker containers

teebie

More devops yammerwank.

I gave in after the first sentence, tried again, then wished I hadn't.

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Dido queen of carnage steps down from TalkTalk

teebie

Transcription error

"Dido has been a tireless, energetic and effective force for good from the day she joined TalkTalk"

should read

"Dido has been a tireless, energetic ineffective force for good from the day she joined TalkTalk"

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teebie

Re: "...focus more on my activities in public service.”

In fairness to her, she completely failed to talk her way out of anything.

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Lords slam 'untrammelled' data sharing powers in Digital Economy Bill

teebie

Yup, those powers need a damn good tramelling.

(I assume this is where you pummel something with a tram?)

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EE slapped with £2.7m fine by Ofcom

teebie

That's encouraging

The fine was bigger than the amount of profit EE made from overcharging. That seems to go against normal practice among government regulators.

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Jeremy Hunt pockets £14m through sale of course search website

teebie

Re: "Jeremy "Spoonerism" Hunt"

It was a spoonerism when he was the Hulture Secretary

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MPs suggest introducing web blocking to tackle suicide rates in UK

teebie

Is this going to be a Section 28 thing, where any discussion of suicide is banned in case it is seen as 'promoting it'

If so, I think the government has finally come up with their solution to the assisted dying debate - if people can't talk about it, they can't criticise the government for inaction.

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Crim charges slapped on copyright trolls who filmed porn, torrented it then sued downloaders

teebie

"unsuspecting judges"

Is that really a sort of judge that we ought to have?

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Banks 'not doing enough' to protect against bank-transfer scams

teebie

"So what is the argument for making the banks liable anyway?"

The sending bank's systems make it far too easy to send money to the wrong account by mistake. Adding a name check or some sort of a checksum (as in an iban) would save customers several orders of magnitude more than it would cost the bank.

In cases where customers receive a email claiming to be the customer's lawyer asking for money for a house purchase to be sent to a particular account, the receiving bank doesn't do enough to stop people from setting up fraudulent accounts (or treating setting up an account, receiving on large transaction, then immediately removing all of the money as suspicious.)

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Jeremy Hunt: Telcos must block teens from sexting each other

teebie

Re: What planet do these people live on?

PPE is an abbreviation for porcine penile engulfment

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UK Parliament waves through 'porn-blocking' Digital Economy Bill

teebie

"they were pretty big on it in Government, I don't see why they're be against it in opposition."

New Labour were pretty much tories, and, if anything, even keener on totalitarian surveillance. My comment was about the change of leadership, and how it had seemed like the opposition may have had some intention to start opposing things.

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teebie

"It went through with the support of Labour MPs"

Shouldn't they have started objecting to this sort of thing by now?

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Continuous Lifecycle 2017: Ten days to tell us how DevOps really works

teebie

"It only takes about a week to go from nothing to a fully integrated pipeline on cloud technologies"

You do realise that, at the end of a long meeting you weren't invited to, a peon said "can't we just say we have a fully integrated pipeline on cloud technologies, I doubt the boss knows what it means"

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Nest Cam: A compelling piece of hardware-software

teebie

'Much the same thing is happening right now at the interface of hardware and software that is the "smart home."'

I doubt it. Even if you can persuade people that somehow there is a compelling reason to control their lights remotely, they will change their minds when they are sat in the dark for half an hour waiting for the software to update.

At some point someone will find a way to hack into the camera by the front door and hurl abuse the people who are supposed to be delivering your shopping (or the Yodel deliveryman who was supposed to deliver shopping to someone who lives 2 streets away from you but decided to drop it at your house for some reason).

'And in a few years we'll wonder how we ever lived without them'

In a couple of decades future versions of Danny Wallace will appear on future versions of I Love The *0s mocking us for considering internet-enabled kettles.

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Password reset warrior arrested for popping 1050 student accounts

teebie

Re: Plus how did this guy hide his own IP???

Based on the story about his arrest, the answer to your question is probably 'badly'.

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Brexit judgment could be hit for six by those crazy Supreme Court judges, says barrister

teebie

"if the government has the cojones to appeal"

Given the track record of several member of the government, I am confident they will appeal.

I'm thinking of Theresa May's continual appeals against rulings saying she couldn't illegally deport Abu Qatada to Jordan, until she *finally* agreed to try to make the deportation legal and he left on his own.

"We rule against IDS"

"I will appeal"

"We rule against IDS"

"I will appeal"

"We rule against IDS, and there is no appeal"

"Despite what the court said, I have won"

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Skin tattoo will tell your phone when you've had a skinful

teebie

Is this snake oil?

How many factors can affect the conductivity of sweat? Does it naturally vary from person to person? How far can we trust someone who puts that image on the abstract of their paper?

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Basic income after automation? That’s not how capitalism works

teebie

"technological progress will indeed wipe out some jobs, but new ones will arise in their places."

If those new jobs are telesales, estate agents and chuggers I'd rather people got free money and stayed at home, thanks.

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Inside the Box thinking: People want software for the public cloud

teebie

Outsourced journalism

My fellow interns, I think the conversation went like this

"So for this fee you will put our advert on your site, but act like it is an article"

"Yes, that's right"

"And your journalists won't go through point out any inconsistencies, errors, or errors in the advert, or mention any alternative approaches that carry less risk. Or look into any problems with the company. Or express any scepticism of the putting everything in the cloud because 'cloud'"

"No *our journalists* won't do that"

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Social media flame wars to be illegal, says top Crown prosecutor

teebie

Re: chief prosecutor Alison Saunders boasted

Enforcing laws selectively is a method of corruption, certainly.

But uniformly ignoring bad laws is in everyone's interest.

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teebie

Re: chief prosecutor Alison Saunders boasted

And after you have blamed the government and MPs, do blame the CPS. It's their job to not prosecute if there isn't a public interest in doing so.

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TalkTalk gets record £400k slap-slap from Brit watchdog

teebie

For an 'open and honest'? reaction they said a lot that wasn't true, such as claiming the details were stolen in a DDOS attack, and that their security was in some way adequate.

Although I concede that the Dunning–Kruger effect says they might be such shufflewits that this isn't technically lying.

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These diabetes pumps obey unencrypted radio commands – which is, frankly, f*%king stupid

teebie

"Since Animas Corporation launched the product in the US in 2008 and Canada in 2009, there were zero patient complaints (and no patients affected) related to this issue"

Because all of those involved were suffering from hypos/death and couldn't communicate coherently as a result.

"Medtronic Paradigm Bolus Wizard"

'Bad news Jeff, the name for our new product is apparently already some sort of internet meme. The correct horse battery staple needs a new name'

'Ok, I'll get the word list and the darts'

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Brit ISP TalkTalk scraps line rental charges

teebie

Re: Free line rental from TalkTalk

No, it's too expensive.

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UK copyright troll weeps, starts 20-week stretch in the cooler for beating up Uber driver

teebie

"Maybe it's time to explain to this reporter why his painkillers don't seem to help? "

And why he can't fit his bread int he toaster. And why his DVD player keeps melting the disks.

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The Road to Continuous Delivery – a webinar series

teebie

Related question

Has the word 'webinar' ever been used by anyone with anything worthwhile to say?

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Official: Cloud computing is now mainstream

teebie

"68 per cent of respondents using " some sort of cloud

among which 3% of respondents have "superior business outcomes".

Are we sure that the person who wrote the report to encourage cloud uptake is good at their job?

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IPv4 apocalypse means we just can't measure the internet any more

teebie

Re: Work of the Devil, etc...

"Why do we need an addressing scheme that can accommodate every grain of sand on the planet "

So we can internet enable ebvery grain of sand, which is good because connectivity internetofthings future

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It's OK for the FBI's fake hacks to hack suspects' PCs, says DoJ watchdog

teebie

Re: FBI hack suspects' Windows PCs

ie? And myspace? I'm not sure this guy should be self-respecting/

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'We already do that, we’re just OG* enough to not call it DevOps'

teebie

Did you bump your head?

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Retired Philae lander slouches on Comet 67P

teebie

'Rosetta mission is due to end as the spacecraft plans for a “controlled descent” into the comet on 30 September.' at which point it will bounce twice, flip over, crash into the duck's next and snap it in half.

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MySQL daddy Widenius: Open-source religion won't feed MariaDB

teebie

Re: So..

"but now has nothing to put on the end of it"

Surely you meant, "but now he looks like a spoon"?

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Argos changes 150 easily guessed drop-off system passwords

teebie

Re: Wait a minute

Argos did send a SWAT team, but Yodel delivered it to a similar-sounding address 2 streets away from where it was supposed to go.

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Gullible Essex Police are now using junk science lie detectors

teebie

Re: The Only way is the Essex Way

For Jeremy Kyle reasons, I think it already is Chav honour to have been through the lie detector

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teebie

Re: Goes back much further

"At least to a sooty cock in a darkened room used to catch a thief."

"This needs explanation as its not safe to google"

A suspected sex offender was invited to go into a darkened room and 'izzy wizzy lets get busy' with and innocent bear.

(Google "The Story Of An Early American Lie Detector Test" for a more traditional account of the story)

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