New BBC game show
An idea for the Beeb. A new 'Apprentice' type show with a twist. In 'All Aboard the B-Ark' a carefully chosen group of especially undesirable wankers (civil servants, estate agents etc) have to make their case for not being dispatched on a spacecraft with a course locked to crash into a habitable (make this optional) planet a long way from here. The twist? They can argue all they want, but they're all going anyway.
In a later version, once initial interest has flagged, producers introduce a Disaster Area variation where contestants have the option on take part in the special finale for a large rock concert.
Suggestions for contestants to be open to the public.