* Posts by Allan George Dyer

1680 posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

Scheming copyright scam lawyer John Steele disbarred in Illinois

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Re: Question from the UK

"Also, a disbarred shyster can not appear before any feral court."

I would have thought that a wild court that had escaped from domestication would be the perfect place for him.

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Man sues date for cinema texting fiasco, demands $17.31

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It's an investment!

$17.31 is a small price to pay for a happy future.

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Proposed PATCH Act forces US snoops to quit hoarding code exploits

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Interesting you should mention that... would you classify mandating a Government backdoor in encryption software as an "exploitable bug"? I would.

Now, does anyone have a list of politicians who were in favour of backdoors, and who are now pushing for this bill? Bandwagon politics. Invertebrates!

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Do we need Windows patch legislation?

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Re: Car Analogy Fail

@JamesPond - I don't know when MS started developing XP, but let's say it was when they released its predecessor, W2K was released in 1999, when the malware threat was well-established and growing fast. There was an encryption attack, the AIDS Diskette, much earlier, in 1989; though that was badly-planned it showed the possibility. The possibility of an asymmetric encryption extortion attack was the subject of nightmare scenario speculation among anti-virus researchers during the 1990's, as I recall. But that, and the possibility of a nation state attack, is not really relevant, the patch fixed a flaw in the SMB implementation, and MS knew their customers would be plugging into public networks so the security of their network protocols was critical.

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Proposal: Copyright Ceases when Support Ceases

Require developers to provide fixes for security and original functionality (but not upgrades) at reasonable cost, say 10% of the original purchase price per annum. They can choose to discontinue this support, but the software becomes public domain.

This allows the developer to make a commercial choice, and may reduce the amount of electronic junk sent to landfill because it's 'too old' to support.

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Re: All products have a support life

@jpo234 - "You wouldn't claim that a car maker is at fault if a car explodes when somebody maliciously shoots it with a gun."

I would if the car was an Armoured Personnel Carrier. MS has marketed each new version of Windows (from as far back as NT) as 'the most secure Windows ever', during a period that has included all sorts of malware and vulnerabilities, so MS knew they were designing for a hostile environment. They released the code with this vulnerability, ideally, they should have fixed it before release. So, by releasing an XP patch, they are merely fulfilling their obligations 16 years late.

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UK hospital meltdown after ransomware worm uses NSA vuln to raid IT

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Re: It doesn't have to be connected to t'internet

@Tridac - "Teach users to delete any emails that they don't recognise"

So do you open the email with the subject, "Please change my appointment"? Anyone whose job is to interact with the public can be targeted by a suitable email. Sure, dumping any email client with scripting support is good (if you disable it, do you trust that the next update doesn't turn it back on silently, for whatever reason), but how do you force the public to only send plain text?

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Re: Ransomware

What a limited view of warfare you have. Why not lock up assets, demand a ransom, get paid and destroy the assets anyway?

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WannaCrypt ransomware snatches NSA exploit, fscks over Telefónica, other orgs in Spain

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Re: Cost (not just of cleanup)?

@AC - Downvoted, not because I don't agree that the NHS would be better with Linux, but because you haven't considered that lots of the old kit is connected to specialist equipment, and who knows whether the custom app will run on Wine? And what about all those staff who believe they know how to use Windows, and can't learn Linux? But mostly because you wrote, "Honest to F&%# it's not that difficult."

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Space upstart plans public cloud in low Earth orbit

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"The Cloud Crashed"

Will have a whole new meaning.

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Drugs, vodka, Volvo: The Scandinavian answer to Britain's future new border

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ANPR? Easily defeated

Obligatory James Bond clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUG1GexVz2k

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Fancy a relaxed boozy holiday? Keep well away from Great Britain

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Re: How about taxing other "sins"?

Wait! Sloth is banned in public? Forget the coat, I'll need the running shoes.

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US Air Force networks F-15 and F-22 fighters – in flight!

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Countdown...

to the first combat mission that fails because a pilot falls for a phishing message.

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Is Britain really worse at 4G than Peru?

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Re: Mr Obvious

I'd hate to be the first person to stray out of range after the Base management had decided to use LTE for emergency communications!

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We are 'heroes,' says police chief whose force frisked a photographer

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Re: Pepper spray is a delicious example!

"He routinely carries his knives back and forth from home to work. He walks. His skin is brown. What would his life expectancy be in Sussex?"

Longer than in California? For a start, beat officers in Sussex aren't usually armed. However, if he carries the knives with blades exposed, I'd expect an adverse reaction in most places. If he's carrying them packed in a bag and doesn't try to grab and unpack them when challenged (i.e., acts normally), then I'd expect very little effect on his life expectancy anywhere.

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'I feel violated': Engineer who pointed out traffic signals flaw fined for 'unlicensed engineering'

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Re: Landgrab again

"Unlike, say, doctor which meant someone had passed a specific degree at a university."

You mean a DThM? Or a PhD? Or DMA? Or DDSc? Not very specific, really.

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A switch with just 49 ns latency? What strange magic is this?

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Re: The future...

HFT shows that the financial system is broken and working against the needs of Society. If the financial system was an audio amplifier, then HFT would be ultrasonic ringing, and the designer would insert a low-pass filter to improve the amplifier's performance. Instead, the HFT traders throw money at increasing the problem, because it makes them more money.

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Drunk user blow-dried laptop after dog lifted its leg over the keyboard

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Re: Good on Jim

"Urine's sterile, BTW" - right up to the point when it leaves the urethra. After spending the night in a nice, warm laptop keyboard, I should think that all the organisms in the accumulated dust would have multiplied very happily.

I agree about checking out the disc drive, though. At least see if the compartment is dry.

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Boss swore by 'For Dummies' book about an OS his org didn't run

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Re: How to ensure a bad departmental boss becomes an even lousier CEO . . .

"non-municipal adult content"

There's municipal adult content? Wow, where do you live?

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Re: But the real issue is

I found giving JW a little gift was very satisfying...

A copy of Richard Dawkin's Royal Society Christmas Lectures, and I haven't seen them since.

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Homes raided in North West over data thefts from car body repair shops

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Re: You boys and girls actually answer your phone?

Yes.

Because Caller ID is not accurate. The last "Private" call I got was an international call from a company I needed to talk to.

No, is there a point when caller ID is inaccurate?

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FCC kills plan to allow phone calls on planes – good idea or terrible?

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Easy solution...

Just ask them to step outside to make the call:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmQnEyiGdGQ

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Re: Cellphones are only allowed on private jets

"Press the call button, and communicate your needs in mime if you want something" - FTFY

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Uber responds to Waymo: We don't even use that tech you say we stole

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Re: For those of us who

"Article 10 lays out a citizen's rights before the courts, specifically, the right to obtain a decision from the court that is firmly based in law, the right to have a lawyer in court, and even the right to have free legal representation in cases where this is necessary.", according to Wikipedia, so fairly similar to Article 35 of the Basic Law of the Hong Kong SAR. OK?

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WWW daddy Sir Tim Berners-Lee stands up for end-to-end crypto

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Can we get more accurate headlines?

Such as,

"Amber Rudd tells tech firms to make bank fraud easier"

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Re: Fundamentally, the key technologies the terrorists use for secure comms...

@DNTP - Upvoted for satire. It was satire, wasn't it?

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Alabama man gets electrocuted after sleeping with iPhone

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Re: so much wrong here...

"Malta, Ireland, Cyprus and Gibraltar use UK plugs."

So does Hong Kong

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Snakes and bats cause more blackouts than criminal haxors

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Re: Flying foxes

@DougS - Did you want a list?

Spiders

most of the world's most poisonous snakes

BIG spiders

Saltwater crocodiles

Tiny spiders that kill you quickly

1.6 m hopping rats that smash through your windshield and kill you will their claws

Did I mention the spiders?

Box jellyfish

Stonefish

And if the fauna doesn't get you, the weather will have a damn good try.

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BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience'

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Re: Being on a placement myself...

"Alternatively, Rocket Propelled Grenade."

Or Role Playing Game.

It is also at the top of the list of things you should not say are in your luggage while at an airport.

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Yee-hacked! Fired Texan sysadmin goes rogue, trashes boot business

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Re: Properly designed security

@404 - I look forwards to your production of Swan Lake in Cowboy Boots!

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Robo-AI jobs doomsday may, er... not actually happen, say boffins

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Perhaps Andrew Orlowski has been killed by a drone, and the article was written by an AI to keep us calm while the takeover progresses?

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How to leak data from an air-gapped PC – using, er, a humble scanner

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Re: My plan...

Curses! Foiled Again!

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My plan...

involves malware with OCR, a webcam and a drone with a cardboard sign with the instructions printed on it.

"Why's there a sign saying 'rm -r /' hovering outside?"

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But Bond does exactly that...

in Diamonds are Forever, to gain entry to the Whyte laboratory.

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Douglas Coupland: The average IQ is now 103 and the present is melting into the future

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We've proved Coupland right!

Have you noticed that everyone posting their own IQ here says it's higher than 100? So this proves the average is higher now!

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Cultural Bias, too

So, if you administer a UK IQ test to Japanese people, and a Japanese IQ test to UK people, they will both score low... even more so if you don't translate the papers.

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People may have been wrongly sent back to prison over faulty tags

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Re: The "Serious Fraud Office"?

The original Fraud Office was set up to counter clown-related fraud, it was renamed the Jocular Fraud Office when the Serious Fraud Office was created.

The coat with the flower in the buttonhole, and the large shoes, please.

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Dishwasher has directory traversal bug

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Wow! You spin dry your plates at 14,000 rpm?

icon - something to clean in your dishwasher?

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Good news, everyone! Two pints a day keep heart problems at bay

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Re: Reproducibility crisis in science.

@Symon - "According to a survey published in the journal Nature last summer, more than 70% of researchers have tried and failed to reproduce another scientist's experiments."

So have they repeated the survey with the same results?

It's turtles, all the way down.

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Three cops to data breach

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Re: From the headline

"three law-enforcement officers" - So now phone companies have their own police force? Or did you mean a Triumvirate of Police Officers?

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Now UK bans carry-on lappies, phones, slabs on flights from six nations amid bomb fears

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You could still take...

a raspberry pi, a roll-up USB keyboard and any USB fingers you need for storage. Some seats already have a USB power socket, if only the screen had an HDMI socket, you'd be all set. No battery = no big block of energy storage.

Actually, when security sees your bundle of bare electronics and wires, and you explain, "I'm going to assemble my device in the air", the rules go out the window and you're getting the Special service.

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World's worst botnet fiends switch from ransomware to stock scam spam

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Re: Malspam runs on zombie network

Yes, that visionary known for his previous prophetic utterings, "no-one will need more than 640K" and "HTTP protocols that define HTML Web browsing are extremely simple". With predictions like that, he'd never make it in business... oh wait!

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Google Maps' Street View can now lead you into a bubbling lava lake

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Another reason to never use a Gogle self-driving car...

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Re: Not Etna?

On the BBC News. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39293086

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More Brits' IDs stolen than ever before

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@Charles 9 - "If they identity thief replaces all your history with his own AND convinces the rest of the world"

This type of crime used to be solely for the ruling classes - Kings and their offspring. Now, the power of the Internet brings everyone these... uh... benefits!

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"not-for-profit fraud"

Charitable criminals?

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Barrister fined after idiot husband slings unencrypted client data onto the internet

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Re: Why store them on a shared computer in the first place?

@Crazy Operations Guy - a pound of flesh? You are going to be in REAL trouble if you try collecting.

- Mine's the one with the playscript in the pocket.

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UK Home Office warns tech staff not to tweet negative Donald Trump posts

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@Ian Michael Gumby - "On the internet, things are remembered for a long time. So while you have your first amendment freedoms, you may want to think before you post. Or use an alias."

Are you planning to tweet that to Trump on his twitter account too? If you can get through to him, it might save everyone a lot of trouble in the long run.

"If they want to pull up my social media accounts, all they would find is my LinkedIn profile."

And your Reg account. This is social, isn't it?

"There's nothing there that would be of interest to anyone from any country."

Including your support for "extreme vetting" and other anti-democratic opinions? Or you being a self-confessed pizza snob? In some countries, you're being American and technical (groking 6502, 6800, 8080A along with other languages) could flag you as a serious threat to the local Great Firewall.

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Re: @AC ... Yes, good idea

@Ian Michael Gumby - "The investigation found that the guy was radicalized by his wife"

Really? Wikipedia says they both ahd become radicalized before meeting each other: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_San_Bernardino_attack#Motive

Sure, slurping social media data at the borders might give some short-term successes, but it's going to generate a lot more false positives, people just mouthing off a bit, especially if whoever is running it decides that insulting Trump == terrorist. The avalanche of false positives will make identifying and following up the important ones harder - weren't the Boston bombers flagged more than once as "of interest", but dropped through the cracks?

Long term, this will produce far more people who perceive that they are being unjustly targetted, and a small proportion of those will take further steps in radicalization while making sure not to do them on facebook.

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This is where UK's Navy will park its 75,000-ton aircraft carriers

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This can't be right...

"HMS Queen Elizabeth will be deploying to the South China Sea. This is partly to fly the flag in a part of the world the UK has traditionally had little presence in, "

El Reg knows (https://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/08/3g_spratly/) that other parties might get a tinsy bit annoyed at deployments in that sea, particularly by a country that has had considerable (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_Wars), though not recent, presence in the area...

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