* Posts by Mark #255

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Microsoft sends OneDrive URL upload feature to the cloud graveyard

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Re: Resilio Sync

Resilio sync has an Android client (for a couple of years)

How do you lot feel about Pay or say OK to ads model, asks ICO

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Sir Humphrey wrote the survey

I filled in the survey and it's unhelpful if (like me) you'd like "pay or ok" schemes to be nuked from orbit.

University chops students' Microsoft 365 storage to 20GB

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Re: OneDriving Me Up The Wall

I promise I'm not trying to start a "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch...

I worked for a university a few years ago, and erroneously got put on a "this person has left, begin $LIST_OF_IT_ACTIONS" list at one point.

Fortunately(!), the first of these actions was to tell me I had 48 hours to save any emails I wanted to since that was how long I had before BIG RED BUTTON time.

Afterwards, they said that part of it was ensuring that foo@[uni].ac.uk addresses weren't abused by folk pretending to be still academic-adjacent.

UK public sector could save £20B by swerving mega-projects and more, claims chief auditor

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Re: "complicated"

I remember giving up trying to claim the Pandemic/WfH allowance for office equipment after the 4th or 5th not-quite-in-agreement gov.uk web page telling me how simple it was.

And further back, we gave up trying to get tax relief on childcare because step one was, effectively, "specify how much you'll spend on childcare in the next year - no conferring!"

WTF? Potty-mouthed intern's obscene error message mostly amused manager

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"speach"

Depends on the language, obviously: "speach" is Gàidhlig for "wasp"

CEO arranged his own cybersecurity, with predictable results

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Coat

Re: Shameful confession time:

For bonus points, "bet you thought there was a password here, huh?" is could be your pass-phrase.

Tesla says California's Autopilot action violates its free speech rights

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Coat

NOT MUCH APPLES

I misread your post as "not much apples", and briefly worried that there was, along with "rizz", another neologism that had passed me by

British railway system is getting another excuse for delays – solar storms

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Re: using varying signals

As you note, sending a varying signal down the track (instead of a static level) allows you to distinguish between <<no train>> and <<train but also interference>>.

Railway signal engineers also had this thought, which is why there are several different types of track circuit which use different frequencies and modulation schemes, none of which suffer from this particular (and known) failure mode that does affect DC track circuits.

'Return to Office' declared dead

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Coat

Re: My-way-or-the-highway mandates

Slippers? How very dare you - these are genuine Crocs™

(Icon: that's clearly a coat I'm grabbing, not my dressing gown)

Electric vehicles earn shocking report card for reliability

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Condensing boilers

As a counter-anecdote, my condensing boiler (Worcester Bosch) is 19½ years old, and going strong.

Meta sued by privacy group over pay up or click OK model

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"I should not be tracked" =/= "This website should be free"

The heart of the complaint is that Meta is tracking people, and offers to not do it for a fee; not that charging for a service provided is wrong.

Meta are absolutely within their rights to offer an ad-free experience with a subscription; but that should not be tied to the tracking of their users

EU lawmakers scolded for concealing identities of privacy-busting content-scanning 'experts'

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Facepalm

Re: Aston Kutcher's startup Thorn has its finger prints all over this push for client side scanning

This seems like it's your ISP's "all the naughty bits of the internet" content filtering, which would redirect an http:// URL to a block-page, but croaks on an https:// one.

Certainly, BT's acts in this way (it's not like https URLs have been ubiquitous for several years, or anything like that)

CompSci academic thought tech support was useless – until he needed it

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Re: Depends.

As the old saw has it, a language is merely a dialect with the backing of a navy.

Boris Johnson's mad hydrogen for homes bubble bursts

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Re: Capacity

I found it interesting that the paper you linked to recommended that the Norwegian goverment (and its quango, Enova) increase support for ground-source heat pumps, since these are more efficient throughout the year, but are more expensive to install.

City council Oracle megaproject got a code red – and they went live anyway

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Re: On the RAG

Having reached an age wherein I have run out of fucks to give about how I'm perceived, I now loudly decry red/green combos as an accessibility failure (because I'm colour-blind), with the back-up argument of "what if it's printed in black and white?".

Red/amber/[yellow]/white are the colours to use, with solid/dashed/[dotted]/no borders

Beta driver turned heads in the hospital

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Mushroom

Re: ctrl-alt-arrow and ... cats

Do direct your ire appropriately - the shortcut was a quirk of the Intel graphics driver

What happens when What3Words gets lost in translation?

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No, I believed them: I could track the recovery van on the app, and watched it get to the wrong layby about 10 minutes' drive away, before finally getting to me. (There may even have been messages, it's long ago enough that I've forgotten the minor details)

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Facepalm

I had their app when I broke down, it sent them my location. They then rang me back, and sent the patrol vehicle to the wrong place

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In the UK, the Ordnance Survey's OS Locate app tells you your location, in the National Grid system (you can set it to 6, 8, or 10 digit precision).

Doesn't need a data connection.

Where is the I'd-rather-not-bet-my-life-on-a-foreign-corporation's-proprietary-algorithm-in-an-emergency icon, anyway?

IT needs more brains, so why is it being such a zombie about getting them?

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Re: Exams as a system

Interestingly (in England), if a student habitually "writes" everything using a laptop in their lessons, they don't even need an official diagnosis of dyslexia to be able to use the same system of working in their exams (GCSE and A-level).

If the school can demonstrate that extra time is needed in exams (generally by doing a mock exam, and getting the student to switch (pen/font) colour at the end of the standard allotted time), then 25% extra time is available.

The school's SENCO should be able to help, if anyone's in this situation.

I'll see your data loss and raise you a security policy violation

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Re: No local storage allowed ?

I recall my university had rooms of PCs (this would be '95 or '96) which had no local hard drive, everything was done over the network.

Given that we were stringing our own PCs together via ribbon cable between parallel ports for Duke Nukem, this was serious voodoo.

Google launches $99 a night Hotel Mountain View for hybrid workers

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Coat

"Imagine WFH without the H"

"Just imagine no commute to the office in the morning and instead, you could have an extra hour of sleep and less friction,"[...]

I mean, that sounds almost like my WFH day.

You're too dumb to use click-to-cancel, Big Biz says with straight face

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Re: How hard can it be?

until one day before the end of the free trial month

This is another way they get you.

You can cancel NOW, and they'll give you the month you've paid for.

(in the UK, at least.)

Mark #255
Mushroom

Re: How hard can it be?

...and when you click that "End Subscription" button, you get a page saying how sorry they will be too lose you, pointing out all the aspects of the service you'll lose, asking you if you're sure, and at the bottom of the page (off-screen except on the tallest of monitors), a "yes, cancel".

There's then a further page where the highlighted button is "no, lols, I was joking, keep me subscribed", and the pale, barely visible button is the "godsdamnit, just cancel my fscking subscription already".

Quirky QWERTY killed a password in Paris

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Facepalm

NumLock on a tiny laptop keyboard

I've been caught out by per-user NumLock settings before now, when using a laptop that's normally docked with a proper keyboard.

Unplug it, and when you first log in (on the laptop's own keyboard), the login screen uses the machine default setting (without the NumLock on).

Then, after a morning clicking buttons, go for lunch, come back and get "incorrect password" as you try to log in.

I finally worked out that the lock screen applies the user setting. I always have the NumLock on. But that switches to use the "alternative" (they were blue) values overlaid on the not-enough-keys laptop keyboard - so the right hand of the keyboard was mostly numbers.

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Re: Keyboard Confusion

For people using W10 (or later I guess), Win+. makes an on-screen emoji selector appear; but it also has tabs for symbols and accents

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Re: Paris...

Friends were, "Oh Paris, how glamorous!"

Been there, done that.

Three days training in a hotel in Cap d'Ail (literally, cross the road and you were in Monaco), out of season.

Spent a day either side sitting in airports for the only connection of the day.

At least the weather was clement, but that was the only positive.

Microsoft's Activision fight with FTC turned up a Blizzard of docs: Here's your summary

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promises, promises

It reminds me of the scene in Maverick, where Mel Gibson's character sits down at the card table and promises not to win a hand for the first hour (after which, obvs, he wipes the floor)

File Explorer gets facelift in latest Windows 11 build

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Re: Thank God!

In Powershell, the New-LocalUser and Add-LocalGroupMember commands get you a local account (also without having to think up bogus information to answer the recovery questions so they can't be hacked)

When it comes to Linux distros, one person's molehill is another's mountain

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Unhappy

Re: until such time as PCs/laptops with Linux preinstalled are mass-marketed

except without the UI annoyances and telemetry

Given how many OEMs have been caught with their fingers in that pie, I'm sure that, as likely as not, it would merely be with non-Microsoft telemetry.

Google: If your Android app can create accounts, it better be easy to delete them, too

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Still Amazon Prime to tame...

Amazon still use all the dark patterns in the book to minimise cancellations...

There really should be a "it shall take as many 'are you sure' pages/dialogue boxes/etc to sign up to a service as it does to cancel" law. Can you imagine?

Are you sure you want to sign up? [Sign up]

Think of all the things you could be missing out on by signing up to this service... Click here to continue...

[The actual button to sign up is not on-screen when the page loads, you'll need to scroll down to actually sign up. If you don't click the button, we won't sign you up.]

Had enough of Android? First 'Focal' based Ubuntu Touch is out

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Re: Citation

I really thought you were going to go with this one instead

Microsoft and GM deal means your next car might talk, lie, gaslight and manipulate you

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Flame

For the past month or so, my car has displayed a "Service Vehicle Soon" pop-up on the info screen.

Fine, it was going in for a service.

Today, I find that the message actually means something has gone wrong with the car and you should take it to a garage.

To add insult to injury, the garage weren't, by default, going to actually investigate the issue.

Sodding Vauxhalls and sodding Vauxhall dealers.

The ThinkPad X1 Carbon Gen 10 as a Linux laptop

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Linux

updating...

And the main complaint about Windows is the need to update out of the box?

No, the complaint about Windows is that updating takes so damned long. The last laptop I got with Windows on took about a day to be usable.

In comparison, I updated my desktop from 18.04 to 22.04 (via 20.04) in about 2 hours (and that's mainly because I have quite leisurely broadband).

Ford seeks patent for cars that ditch you if payments missed

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Facepalm

Tell me you're middle-class without telling me etc etc

outlines a potential to lock the vehicle out on weekends only so that the driver can still access a job

Because, of course, jobs requiring weekend work can't possibly exist.

By order of Canonical: Official Ubuntu flavors must stop including Flatpak by default

Mark #255
Mushroom

Re: future of apt on Ubuntu?

> * How do you know what it depends upon?

Mozilla wrote and compiled Firefox, if they don't know what it depends on how did they compile it? Everything it depends on (libraries etc.) should be in the tarball, with all dependencies relative to the executable ( ../lib for example),

...and then, when a security vulnerability is discovered in a library that a dozen apps installed by tarball use, I get to update them all?

Seriously?

You've just re-invented downloading Windows apps off the Intarwebs.

Package managers are one of the things I love about Linux - I don't have to faff about with ensuring everything's up to date.

There's no place like... KDE: Plasma 5.27 is out and GNOME 44 hits beta

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In a VM, who knows what your processor is?

The "Product Name" says VirtualBox, which could be pretending to be who-knows-what to the poor OS

Unplug that Anker battery pack now: House blaze sparks recall

Mark #255
Mushroom

Re: Argh!

On the other hand...

Anker have issued a recall, with enough information so that I can check whether the Anker power bank I got was affected.

If it had been a KAVNEOALDJGT "brand" on Amazon (or VEIJOAWEB, or OAWIEHBKG), would the mfr have cared, would the authorities managed to join the dots?

(Icon just because...)

You can run Windows 11 on just 200MB of RAM – but should you?

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Re: 16GB of RAM is the minimum

I guess it depends what else is installed.

I got an upgrade last year, from a dual core 7th gen i5 with 8GB of ram, which had become unusable due to the amount of enterprise crud that the IT department had larded onto it.

Once it had been released to me, a fresh install of Windows 10 without 14 different enterprise-grade pRoTeCt_ThE_CoMpUtEr applications running meant that it's still surprisingly usable.

Laser-wielding boffins bend lightning to their will

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Re: What about the other way?

It's not massively clear from the video, but the laser beam guides the strike towards the tower (since a big metal structure has a much lower impedance than a thin ionised pathway through the air).

This protects the laser and the focusing telescope (they called it a telescope, so I will too) as the current gets diverted away from the ionised path running down to the big ol' death ray machine.

In lightning strikes, there's typically a "small" strike from cloud to earth followed milliseconds later by a "big" return stroke. All the things affected by lightning don't really care which way the electrons are running, just that there's so many of them.

You can hook your MIDI keyboard up to a website with Firefox 108

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Re: FTP what?

That's just a legacy naming thing. They used to serve the files over both FTP and http, at ftp.mozilla.org

At some point, the FTP server was switched off, but the name remains

Lash#Cat9: A radical new Linux UI for keyboard warriors

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Display subsystem use-cases

Wayland [...] seems to focus on high refresh rates and banishing display artifacts such as tearing

Just about the only thing keeping me on Windows on my own PCs is gaming*, so this type of work is important if Linux is to be a no-brainer platform to support for devs.

*and if I want to play Fortnite with my son & nephews, then Windows is required

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find the editor has helpfully added a load of brackets and braces that I didn't want, and altered the formatting

All the IDEs that I've used have options to (a) switch off autocomplete, and (b) adjust the formatting/syntactic-sugar style to my own idiosyncrasies our in-house style.

To make this computer work, users had to press a button. Why didn't it work? Guess

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Mushroom

Re: Manual is optional,

"please like and subscribe for more great content"

icon is me -->

Senior engineer reported to management for failing to fix a stapler

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Re: Not just in IT

#1: A courtesy car that was an automatic(!) Micra - I couldn't get it out of Park, so had to walk back into the garage/dealership and ask how to make it go.

#2: An oversized (for the UK anyway) 4x4 hire car, that needed refueling, but could I find the fuel cover release? In the end I had to read the manual to find it was on the driver's door, but at shin height.

Mozilla drags Microsoft, Google, Apple for obliterating any form of browser choice

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Also, any time you visit any Google property, you get nudged to install Chrome (echoes of "this site best viewed in Internet Explorer!"). Anyone without the jaded cynicism gene that all true El Reg readers have is likely to click on that button eventually...

USB-C to hit 80Gbps under updated USB4 v. 2.0 spec

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Re: 240 volts?

You're amusingly/worryingly wrong.

At higher frequencies, current tends to concentrate at the surface of a conductor*. This leads to an effective higher conductor resistance and consequent lower current and power handling capabilities.

* This is why multi-strand conductors are better than solid ones for high frequency currents, because there's relatively more surface area. But if you want to transfer power, low frequency is better.

You can never have too many backups. Also, you can never have too many backups

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Boffin

Re: Hardly on topic

The BBC Model B had a command, "AUTO", which let you type in programs and incremented the line number by 10, so that if needed, additional lines could be inserted in between.

Big Tech is building the metaverse of its own dreams. You don't want to go there

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Joke

Re: E=World

>>> Tupperware has entered the chat

Tupperware: would you like a storage container? Or a lunch box? Beautiful rounded corners, aren't they?

>>> Tupperware has left the chat

Our software is perfect. If something has gone wrong, it must be YOUR fault

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Happy

#notAllOrganisations

The Met Office's android weather app can trigger daily notifications of the pollen level.

Except it didn't actually tell you the level on the notification.

Until I complained on Twitter!

So well done them...

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