"how do we fix IBM, Watson?"
I expect it'll give a deepthought type answer though.
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"how do we fix IBM, Watson?"
I expect it'll give a deepthought type answer though.
This is the problem with the Silicon Valley approach to business models (ie none).
In the olden days you had to have a business plan to start a business, whether borrowing from the bank or an investor.
To be honest soundcloud was not that bad a service but it always seemed to go from a free very limited service to really expensive for anything workable.
A friend of mine is a DJ and has close to 20 - 25 hour long mixes available for download. A 123 reg hosting account is far more economic so you don't pay for every single download. She started on Soundcloud and pretty much ticked every box for their ideal customer... and was willing to pay, just not as much as they wanted.
Wouldn't it take as little as an excel spreadsheet (no AI needed) to figure out the mean age of the attendees and approximate age they were "rocking" and perhaps get an aging 80s one hit wonder.
Or perhaps its just a status thing.... we hired Snoop who is really expensive / exclusive just so we could say "meh".
The article suggests that any non-backdoored app will be illegal, but this isn't quite right.
It is legal for me to make it (I am not in a 5 eyes country), it is legal for me to publish it (google and apple both operate their app stores in many countries). What may be illegal is for you to keep it installed once you travel to a 5 eyes country, or install it from a 5 eyes country.
1) Is every phone going to be checked for apps on entry to the country (maybe, USA wants all that).
2) Can you download stuff you aren't supposed to in 5 eyes countries.... um, yep!
3) Is any central server sufficient distributed to avoid a single point of failure (ala Pirate Bay).
So...end result, software out there but who is the government calling illegal... only the users, and that is going to be very big game of cat and mouse... especially in Australia.. maybe it's like government pokemon?
Broadband providers are misleading in their advertising ..... is it 2005 again?
I think you are missing the point. The germans are saying they want to include encrypted comms in with other comms they have the right to listen on. AS THE ARTICLE said, while they may not have the technical ability they are creating the legal ability. Your point about mass surveillance vs targeted surveillance is irrelevant as things are either encrypted or they are not, this is not about mass surveillance in any way.
The only issue here is governments trying to force a technical impossibility due to their own lack of knowledge, suggesting that politicians are not as bad or as stupid about tech as we believe is not likely to be that popular a view on this website.
This organisation exists as the result of a treaty.
This is my issue with the EU, treaties are defined and decided without any input from you and me... we're just citizens.
No one wants to rock the boat so it goes on. Too many self interests to represent anyone.
It is not magical, it is the basis of how the internet works. That is what routing is all about - using different paths to a destination depending on availability or load.
The fact a country has few enough routes out that they can all be easily controlled is a financial, practical, commercial decision. The internet is not magic, but it was designed to continue to work when any given node goes down.
I have nothing against the concept of a lactation room, i am wondering just how many new mothers are working in an office for this to be a good use of space.
"He only used it because we haven't got meditation rooms yet".... WTF, no wonder these startups burn through cash so quick. One of these days someone will come up with some crazy idea like a WORK room... maybe they can call it an office.
I believe I am a customer, I will first write a direct email to ask if this is the case, when they ignore it. I will close my account.
I don't live in UK anymore but still have recruiters emailing.
The UK is not somewhere you would go to work (even as a born and bred Yorkshire man) if you have experienced literally anywhere else. Jobs in central London make me laugh the most "we'll give you mediocre money and ignore travel costs/chaos or ridiculous rent"... Ok UK keep killing the industry with political stupidity and devisive "they're not paying enough tax" daily hate stories. Lol
This letter basically says "please abide by the laws you've been igoring all this time"
Government: yeah sure ok then (snigger)
"cloud giant" is the only explanation of what is ServiceNow.
I have a colleague who keeps asking me about it but I cant find any decent explanation of who they are or what they do....and more importantly who's using it.
More corporate yawn.
Welcome to the result of the constant procrastination by government, BT and ofcom.
I have 4g here in ho chi Minh with download around 75mb/s
The UK talks alot but really is always a catch up country in terms of internet.
Can a new company lay fibre in the sewer in the UK ... No way, that would be accepting market forces and being efficient. Much better to make it political and wait for Asian countries to leave you behind.
Honestly, coverage in Vietnam pisses on the uk. It's standard to have 24mb in your house and true 4g on mobile. Keep that imperial arrogance uk, the rest of the world is actually getting on with it!
I think there is quite alot of interest in VR from consumers right now.
The problem (the age old problem) is that right now its quite new, its all expensive (the PS4 one seems to be most reasonable), and there is lots of uncertainty about future uses and compatibility.
I was honestly going to shell out for some VR kit, but after hunting around for the best set up, i figured the only one that will definitely perform for 12 months + will be the PS4 one, and i don't have a PS 4 or TV so the price tag for that became as expensive as the rest. $500+ for experimental hardware and unknown interactivity / standardisation is not a risk i will take on tech anymore. $500 goes quite far in hookers and weed and its not virtual!
I show as a software developer on LinkedIn. It's accurate, I write software for desktop and mobile (web when I want the pain of the 90s restored).
Mostly Indian guys message me trying to sell outsourced services.
They are getting good at the patter/rhetoric to engage but I'm not buying so rarely get past the first line.
AI doesn't yet understand the difference between looking and buying, or annoying and helpful.
Been an apple computer user for years, stopped iPhones at the 3s.
This week I sold my MacBook air (2015). I feel like I'm at AA telling you how great my first few days Apple free is.
But Uber are cheaper and they have sexy advertising.
Here in Vietnam, they just settled their government tax issues and can operate legally. The cabs here are not bad but twice the cost.
The alternative (Malaysian owned) Grab taxi / motorbike is better than Uber but again their motorbike taxi cost is 1/4 of the local cost and with the app there is no "white face" tax... you pay what the app says, not the inflated amount the local can try and extract from you.
I doubt there is a single Vietnamese person who has any clue about all the problems with Uber the company, and probably would just say "yeah like some companies here". Meanwhile it is cool to be using an app like you Americans to order your cab....
I can set the washing machine going before leaving work, turn on the cooker, the fridge re-filled itself from Amazon direct and the Rhumba cleaned the floor..... why do i need to go home? i can stay at the coal face for a few more hours earning that state pension that wont be there when i retire.
I know people do have reasons for iOt stuff but who is so busy that they need to turn the oven on before they get home. I was told as a child NOT to leave the oven/cooker on when no-one was home.
I am not really a Windows user (always VMs), but recently I had to go back to it to make a desktop app with c#.
My client bought me a boring dell desktop and it has a factory install of windows 10. The main idea is for testing, but its good enough to do the dev on it too.
It is a development app that belongs to my client and at this stage i am not a registered windows developer.
If MS want to look at what's installed or even what i browse on this work machine, it is not going embarrass me, but if they want to breach my contracts for me, then that can make things difficult.
The article suggests i don't have too much to worry about, but still its the concept of "your data belongs to us, even when its not your data" ... kinda like the issue with the US border people.
This website is a tech website and based on the comments i have seen over the years there is a fair few of us who know about some computer type things... the rest of us at least think we know about that stuff.
So.... while reading just about every story on this, i am thinking;- Isn't it just an emulator running on a raspberry pi... couldn't i get that up and running in about a week or so. Ok, for the casing, i have no real idea about that, but i do know people in China who could probably tell me where and how much.
Write off the crowd nonsense and build your own.
Maybe Amber Rudd is working on the idea that they let anyone look at their data so it should be reciprocal.
"Let's come up with a tax that literally no-one can be 100% sure if they are liable or not"
"Yeah, then let's fiddle with it over about 10 years so accountants who learn about it have to re-learn and the confusion remains"
"Then, when people think we should just scrap it and come up with something new, we'll push out to all public sector workers, without telling them it will pushed on private sector people in 6 months".
Is Kafka running HMRC?
Ok... not specifically but in a moment of empathy for stupid users, whom most of us look down on from a great height, we grownups have lived through the growth of the internet and the release of the iPhone.
This was when someone told us that our stupid phones would suddenly be pocket computers that did everything a looked sexy... and it was mostly true.
Now everyone believes anything about tech because the iphone happened.
Users are stupid but they are just following the marketing and buy this stuff.
No technical person wrote that....ever,
Here, Nero play this violin while i get the fire started!
I am ginger / irish, travel on a UK passport (Dad is English) but all the actions by America seem to be very coordinated to stop people coming there. I doubt this rule affects me but still, i am left with the 'idea' it affects me so another reason to avoid travel to the US. Maybe, when no-one come there anymore, the TSA will be over staffed and some of them will be sacked....
I live in Asia and often have recruiters send me emails about jobs. I add up the costs and factor in the exchange rate (and tax uncertainty) and find that due to the exchange rate the UK doesn't pay very well anymore. Now USA, Australia and most of Europe pay better. Years of little pay rises and a sudden drop in the pound value. It's not a personal gain thing, its a "now you are level with alot of other potential employment locations" .
ie. not competitive.
I can run up an emulator for most old consoles.
I often quite like StarFox64 on my android phone.
I had consoles when i was younger and kept a few for a while, but one or two games on an old classic and you'll be back on your PS4.
My money this year will go on a switch... its a real thing, i have actual people in real life whom i know and trust show me it. I can go to a store an buy it. It has quite modern tech (not opening that can of worms) and it seems quite good.
Even if it isn't, the idea of putting up cash for some aging retro gamer to try and relive their youth and squander the cash in the process just seems a little stupid to me.
You could probably run a spectrum emulator on an N-Gage... problem solved.
Case of the member berries.
Nintendo have already announced there will be downloadable expansion packs to some games.
If you don't have a web browser, how can they make a pretty interface to encourage you to spend the cash? Silly.
Also Netflix will be available on the switch which is pretty cool since it's got quite a nice screen (720p but only 6.2").
I have had a few iphones and a few android phones. I like Android better.
I develop for both platforms and so try and keep them in pretty much factory standard mode to be as similar as possible to target devices.
However, the fact that Android is open source is the opposite of dumb, because i can (if i choose to) root my phone and install android from scratch and be sure that it is secure. I am more and more tempted to do that despite mostly just using my phone for email and games on the move.
I'm not sure how giving me the opportunity to look after my own security and not have to rely on Apple's lawyers is a dumb thing.
Because only they can afford the bidding process.
It's around a million per year in work.
Fujitsu, Capita, Accenture... Etc are others who fail but when no one else can risk a mill or so on bidding you get the same people.
The government in the UK even tried to make their own in house dev company but that's not really working out too well.
Talk Talk have a website called Beatthescammers. whatever....
Seriously, they are offering advice on not getting hacked / scammed ... just think about that for a moment.
Who totally screwed a new ticketing system for Singapore Airlines.
1) Murdoch does not have a monopoly.
2) Other channels have demonstrated non advertising models.
3) The BBC is not impartial, just not.
4) By definition you cannot please all the people all the time.
So essentially, since you don't pay for my HBO subscription, why should I pay for your BBC. You can have it but YOU pay for it.
It is foolish to think that anything other than a $100K budget is suitable for a mobile app.
I certainly only suggest mobile apps as supporting to a web based app or desktop app. There is lots of hopes and dreams in mobile and lots of BS too.
The main people who are looking to mobile developers these days are dreamers who have not even checked if their "amazing idea, that you need to sign an NDA for" is actually already about 15 apps.
Do people still download from app stores? They were saturated about 3 years ago, there is 10 apps for any possible requirement i have. I install almost nothing and begrudge all the google crap i can't uninstall.
It is fast getting to the point where i think that a jail broken phone managed by me is going to be more secure than anything google or their partners think is security. I already started re-writing the apps i like but screw you on security etc (like evernote... the open source alternative is quite interesting, evernote on my server with only people i approve using it... that is perfect right?).
I know it's unusual to apply maths and logic to any of this, but I am still at a loss about where the money comes from, whose money is it?
Typical situation today starts with a rubbish idea that wont make money, but gets $20,000000 then its gets some users and still doesn't make money, it starts to loose it.
Then they IPO and everyone "in the know" makes money, so where are the people loosing the money? Why are they still putting money into things like this.
"The normally reliable Microsoft......" anything, is not a valid start to any sentence ever, especially for someone who considers themselves informed about tech.
I am sick of hearing the idea that if you know how much you are paying, then you use less.
I ALREADY KNOW how much my bills are because i pay them. If i think "my leccy bill seems high this winter" then i might look at what heating i am using (often electric so more expensive), how many lights / TVs etc are on in empty rooms... y'know the basic stuff.
Alternatively, if i am a mum of several children and i use the washing machine and dryer twice a day, I am going to think "Hey, nothing i can do, kids gotta have clean clothes", then they alter to afford the costs.
By the minute information on usage will just change people from concurrent usage to sequential... "the meter doesn't flash red when i do the laundry first and cook afterwards".
I understand that accounting is important but after miss entering our year end month there was no way to change it.
Two years added up to about £700 so it was a fair test.
My accountant has always told me that you need nothing more than excel to do your accounts and he's kinda right (bells and whistles aside)
So more expensive than a local girl who will be equally as dead as a sack of spuds during sex and yet only cost you 25 euros for a quickie behind the rubbish nightclub on the beach front (away from that nice part of Barcelona).
And already done by just about everyone.
I know people want stuff but throwing money at companies makes you look like a pussy.
Buy one at your leisure after a week or two .. keep those marketing stats guys guessing. Respect your buying power...it's all you have!
4 G was supposed to be LTE wasn't it?
What does 5 G fail to do for me that 4g can't fail at today?.
Agree, the only airport in the world where the customs and immigration people were the friendliest and most helpful.
They were also damn efficient too. Singapore in my view is like England, except everything works (well) and the weather is nice.
I post on here regularly but being British, the worst I would say is "I strongly disagree with you sir"
It's not difficult to avoid going around throwing death threats at people. I am for a free society but in these days you already know that talk about exploding or killing is going be flagged.
To be honest I can't think of anyone I would wish death on, I really don't like some people but i wish them poor customer service and late curry deliveries!
The last century called and asked for their argument back.
I strongly disagree with the license fee on the basis I hate the BBC, i find myself seeing their stuff at other people's houses and regularly think "when will they make something i might watch".
I have even got rid of my TV (to avoid hypocrisy).
However, the idea that there is only two options : license fee or adverts is not true today and has not been true for a long time. It is akin to arguing for the whip over the belt for being whacked with.
Believe it or not, we could have no license fee and no adverts... imagine that .. its almost like its the future (2017 or something) ... other countries that have traditionally led England outdated ways; America has demonstrated it. If you want the BBC then you pay the license fee, not me.
Twitter ever went down?
When their own systems crash and burn it is the only way Talk talk talked to people, its the only way banks talk to people. I never thought i would contemplate the thought but what if twitter stopped working, how would we know?
Isn't the whole problem with this tax the fact that it is very difficult to know if you are liable or not and then for how much.
When i was contracting (not for gov) I had an accountant who dealt with all that stuff (like most contractors do). His job was to calculate the legal amount of tax i needed to pay. I paid it. Why does every government think that everyone wants to break the law.
How much do i earn, how much will it cost me to get to work, eat etc, how much tax do i have to pay = is it worthwhile to do the job.
I wonder if HMRC are thinking to themselves "damn these business minded people with their thoughts of fiscal responsibility".
Don't stress too much, here in Asia Uber is not getting such an easy ride.
Firstly, the Vietnamese government have refused to give them an operating licence until they have a local entity and pay local taxes (ignoring their "but we process the cash off shore" excuse).
And secondly because the Malaysian copycat Grab taxi which was made at least 6 months after Uber, has taken a much more government friendly approach to expansion in Asia. That is what it takes here, governments don't like being cut out by foreign companies. Get them onside and you get close to a monopoly.
You mentioned Brexit in a negative / dismissive way.
Whatever i think about your opinion here (brexit is somehow a default badness line), the dismissive attitude of remoaners is worth a thumbsdown.
You don't know why people did what they did so casual anti brexit is casual twattery.
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