Die in a fire please. Slowly.
I'd forgotten that wretched video until you brought it up. >:(
1531 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009
Die in a fire please. Slowly.
I'd forgotten that wretched video until you brought it up. >:(
Be nice. Nazgul will only attempt to murder you and enslave your soul to Sauron. Completely different from copyright lawyers.
I take it we're not talking about Neil Marshall (Of Dog Soldiers and Descent)'s "Doomsday" right? Because I quite liked that one.
I would like to put forward my two nominations:
Never Been Kissed starring Drew Barrymore. I'm not overly keen on romantic films at the best of times but this was the most god-awful and unfunny piece of crap I have ever seen.
Alternatively, M Night Shyalaman's entire body of work. Sixth Sense was utterly predictable and Haley Joel Osmont got on my tits, Unbreakable....well it was ok I guess. The Village dragged on without going anywhere and don't even get me started on The Happening.
You are likely to be eaten by a sperm whale.
This could be a chance for Nokia to claw back some market presence. Part of the reason that Android tablets haven't taken over iPads (and please, please, let's not go down this route until after I've finished speaking) is because some of the Android names like Lenevo, Asus and HTC are not as well known amongst the less tech savy older generation. "Nokia", however, is a name that still carries weight with them, despite their recent horrific attempts at making phones.
IF Nokia can make the tablet easy to use and IF they can reach this market, then it could be the lifebelt Nokia needs in an Apple flavoured sea populated with Android sharks.
Out of the radioactive holocaust, as civilisation freezes under a nuclear winter, vault dwellers will ponder the meaning of the words that led to mankind's demise.
I actually hope the Flying Spaghetti Monster is real. I want to see it flying towards Earth as scientists and priests sit there weeping into their textbooks and prayer books. As the colossal meatballs roll across continents and oceans turn into tomato sauce, I will laugh hysterically, comforted by the fact that everything the human race knew and believed was utterly ridiculous and pointless.
It seems to me that Virus is definitely the smarter one of the pair where as Sabu sounds like someone who's completely in love with himself.
What happened to the "Virus" guy? Did he end up getting collared as well?
Good man. We'll get you playing Doom yet and maybe, if you keep working at it, we'll even treat you to a foul and perverse Mass Effect sex scene!
I miss Bullfrog. So many great games.
Black and White demonstrated quite neatly the problem with Peter's brain.
The building settlements, enouraging believers and hurling deific magic around was great fun. Having a creature that you could train and develop was also fun. Using gestures to cast magic - again, great fun.
Trying to stop your creature from eating your village while at the same time trying to cast a spell to protect your villagers was an exercise in mouse-devouring frustration. And don't even get me started on the Fable series. -.-
Although that said, I do actually have a copy of Fable 3 signed by Peter Molyneaux for some reason.
Yeah, very funny, now where's the real screenshots from WIn 8?
Even if the odds of it hitting are remote, it could be a good opportunity to use it as a "practice run" for when the inevitable happens and we do get a rock that could be a problem.
You do a great disservice here. Leeches have a useful place in modern medicine. I've still yet to find a use for a patent lawyer beyond target practice.
Where the guy drinks from the fake chalice and screams "NOOOOOOOOOO!" as his face melts off.
Because I was to dumb to understand that having your face melt off is a bad thing.
Apple and Microsoft now control the world.
....I'm not actually sure whether I meant that in jest or not.
Remember HP is totally commited to the future of WebOS!
Would there be a problem with....fluids?
Although the idea of zero-G breasts sounds pretty cool.
As ideas go, this actually makes a lot of sense, assuming a sensible pricing strategy. If the "pad" is the same price as a normal one then it's going to tank the whole idea really.
Of course, if you get a call while the phone is inside the tablet it could get interesting.
"It's a well known fact that any CD left unattended in a car for more than two weeks automatically morphs into a "Best of Queen" CD." - Messers Pratchett & Gaiman.
Coming over here, stealing all our sunshine. They should piss off back to the Orion Nebula where they came from, etc.
But ended up as a savage kick in the teeth.
I didn't know you could get Syndicate on GoG! =D
As for this, it looks like it's going to be the prequel trilogy all over again. *rocks back and forward muttering "it never existed" over and over again*
Why he was there in the first place and which MP was keeping him topped up with well-kept ale.
.....actually, why would an MP be buying our beloved editor drinks....?
Is 70 Grays the number of squirrels or the amount of radiation?
Skim reading ftl.
I thought HP's core business was buying up other companies like Compaq and Palm, suck the life from them for a bit before heaving them into a skip.
Wow, it's too bad those two fuckwits pushing SOPA through congress didn't think of this.
"But your honour, we have to protect our sweet and innocent children from the EVIL PREDATORY youtube video uploaders!!!!"
It's quite understandable.
Someone accidentally went through the Apple library index, accidentally clicked on Whitney Houston, accidentally clicked on the set price field, accidentally deleted the old price, accidentally typed in a higher price and then accidentally clicked on the "Submit" button.
Clumsy people in the music industry.
I can think of 20 titles more deserving than Crap of Duty: Bollocks. Bastion for a start, Sam and Max, Day of the Tentacle....
"The VC last week brought in former Dixons bigwig John Clare as chairman to help turn around operations"
Yes because Dixons is a roaring success right now isn't it.
Is there any chance of a series of Friday afternoon articles detailing the various alternative methods of IT hardware disposal? Because if you are, I have an old Powerbook that needs taking around the back of the shed. Mind you, the aluminium casing might be a bit tough....
...and if you're wrong, I'm going to travel back in time and punch you in the face.
Probably a snappy title, i dunno "Tectonic" or something.
A CGI budget that comprises 99% of the film
A nice tag line like "When continents start getting frisky, pray that you're on top."
And maybe chuck in an annoying kid somewhere and a Feel-Good-Family-Message.
7:45am Mr X swipes in at Waterloo for Jubilee Line to Stratford
8:00am Mr X still waiting
8:30am Mr X still waiting
9:45am Mr X swipes out at Waterloo and starts walking to Stratford
You actually thought HP was a business instead of a money pit?
...she's a little cold towards him, or possibly even frigid.
I was going to make a rather pertinant remark about heavy drilling being needed but decided it would be inappropriate.
Don't forget you need a Macbook Air and iPhone 4 to use that with!
(That's not a dig at the mindless drooling simpletons otherwise known as Apple fanbois, it's a dig at the mindless drooling simpletons that are our elected officials)
New Jersey would be considerably improved by dumping it at the bottom of the Atlantic.
Isn't it absolutely hilarious when someone loses their job and potentially wrecks their career when you make an anon troll post:? I tell you, my sides are absolutely splitting when he goes home to his family and tells them he's unemployed because someone on the internet put him in an impossible situation.
There is a time and place for trolling. A forum dedicated to medical needs where a comment could save someone's life is not it.
It seems like they hired the orange core from the end of Portal 2 to be their project director and have been diligently following his instructions ever since.
It's a creature called a Cactuar.
Usually they're an absolute bugger to hit in melee and suicide for under-levelled characters because of the way they always do 1000 damage per hit. Also apparently edible according to some games in the series.
Agreed. I recently picked up a PSP from game for the sole purpose of playing Square's FF back catalogue - FF V with it's awesome job system, FF VI for it's amazing storyline, FF VII....
I think it was around 8 that the rot started to set in. There was an over-reliance on the summoned creatures (or Guardian Forces as the game called them) to do most of the work. This meant that the main characters themselves lost a lot of their attachment because aside from their Limit Breaks, they were pretty much just blank slates. It didn't help matters that Squall was an unlikeable asshole as well.
FF IX was a step back in the right direction, although the irritating character syndrome did rear its head from time to time. Cutscenes and summon scenes also increased again.
And then we had FF X. A beautifully rendered game with beautiful graphics but absolutely zero charm. Then X-2, XII, XIII.....in each one the game play and characterisation took a definite back seat to seeing how far they could push the graphics engine.
FF doesn't do it for me any more and I'm happy playing the SNES ones with crappy graphics and characters that I actually give a damn about.
After all, this kind of cartoon marketing looks just great on my Playbook.
Is this what they mean by micro-brewed?
I actually have a 3DS and it's spent most of it's time gathering dust on the shelf because there's a dire lack of decent games for it. The ergonomics are not amazing either and if the rumours of a 3DSi are true with the dual stick function, then I really wasted my money. =/
I'll probably trade it in this weekend for something else.
"What's that? You want a new device that uses WebOS? Yeah, right."
Now shut up and eat your Prozac.
They'd need to tweak the Lego figures for the Minecraft kits though.
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