WoW movie
Narator: "Brave adventurer, your destiny as hero of this land is just beginning! Head forth into the world, and seek a town called Northshire in Elwynn Forest where you will meet a man who will set you on the path you choose..."
*Impressive music, montage of arduous journey*
Questy McQuestson: "Hail, brave traveller! You have made it this far, but will you endure my trials to train you to become the greatest warrior in the world?!"
Hero: "Yes, I will take on any challenge you give me!"
Q McQ: "Good. Now, for your first challenge, I want you to beat on some wolf cubs with this stick!"
Hero: "... Huh?"
Q McQ: "Beat on them until they die! Return to me when the ground explodes around you and you see stars!"
Hero: "... Yeah, sure..."
*Ding!*
Hero: "Hey, done..."
Q McQ: "Well done, hero! You are well on your way to being the greatest hero in the world... Now, go and kill 10 more wolf cubs. With that same stick, only swing it differently! This is because you have trained a new skill!"
Hero: "Yeah, about that... Some Undead guy with the Sword of Noob Smiting Death Menace kept killing me over and over again while I tried to do that last quest."
Q McQ: "Fear not, a GM will sort that out for you."
*Queue 7 hours of "I want you to kill 11 Grombolgs and 76 Furflangs" style quests, and the movie closing prematurely as the gamer quits his account.